Forum posts made by jack_42

Topic What are you into?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 01:07

Maybe it's a generation thing but I am never comfortable with the word shit used in a positive sense - must be the image it conjures up as I don't really care about any other earthy expressions and am as I say not unhappy with it as a negative expression - but if I was accidentally standing on someones item of clothing and they said ''you're standing on my shit man'' I'd be totally confused wondering if I'd stumbled across someone with strange habits.

Topic Describe your penis as a movie title
Posted 18 Jul 2013 07:47

Not a fan of the movie but this seems appropriate Die Hard.

Topic Unusual toys?
Posted 11 Jul 2013 15:39

Towel a rubber glove and some body lotion.

Topic When you're making love to a girl what really goes through your mind?
Posted 11 Jul 2013 11:11

Oh I must clean out the drainpipes on the roof, relocate the tv aerial, put up those shelves she wants, take the cat to have a hysterectomy, have the car serviced.......

Topic One for the gents: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted 11 Jul 2013 11:08

Looking at the picture I would say the young guy on the left does look sort of ridiculous to my eye so I would say briefs But there's no accounting for taste really.

Topic Foot Candy
Posted 11 Jul 2013 11:05

Ever noticed the wide variety of colours of males shoes they are either black or brown despite Carl Perkins admonition.

Topic Designer Stubble - Hot or Not?
Posted 11 Jul 2013 10:48

I think it looks as though you need a bath or have just rolled out of bed with a hangover (that must be pretty rugged). I suppose the idea is that opposites attract and as most girls can't grow facial hair it may intrigue them. By the way I posed this question in a thread yesterday.

Topic Rockin' Covers! Cover songs of course.
Posted 11 Jul 2013 06:44

I didn't realise that most of The Animals songs were cover versions until quite recently...

Love this one, gives me goosebumps every single time...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/bwAw9ThDQmk?feature=player_detailpage


As a note of interest here the bass player out of this band Chas Chandler is the man who promoted and funded Jim Hendrix and launched his career. I believe his first live gig after his first hit with Hey Joe was The Black Cat club in South Shields in the North East of England.

Topic Book Recommendations (interested in other guy's opinions on this)
Posted 10 Jul 2013 05:26

Catch 22 Joseph Heller, Aunt's Aren't Gentlemen P.G. Wodehouse, Soul Music Terry Pratchett are all things I recommend you don't read though you could let me operate reverse psychology and do so.

Topic Why so few for the guys?
Posted 10 Jul 2013 05:12

Most of the questions I've posed (admittedly with tongue firmly in cheek), have been in replies to other questions such as trying to lighten up the never ending pubic hair debate by asking if after all these stated preferences about shaved pubic hair women like half shaven faces on men (which is a current trend) grazing their tender and recently shaved nether regions. Unfortunately nobody replied it must have been one of the less simple questions about men. I totally agree with the yawn factor about sexual questions like pubic hair, breast size, cock size and the one about swallowing cum etc. In fact I often wonder why they keep resurfacing (no pun intended) as I'm sure we all have the general idea now that women and men have different bodies. To digress slightly and boast I was just grabbed by 2 young women and dragged into the health food shop. They made me hold a device a little like a Sony Play Station, weighed me (60 kilos), measured my height (1.7 metres,) and then told me I was perfect, didn't look my age (but still didn't try to sell me anything) and asked that if I had any obese friends to please recommend they come and get tested for .. and then they used some modern acronym which I've forgotten along with all the other ones.

Topic How about a WIN thread?
Posted 09 Jul 2013 15:55

http://upload.lushstories.com/940-ninjas.jpg

:) :)

Topic What is the most funniest thing said during the time you were fucking?
Posted 09 Jul 2013 15:40

We had just finished and were lying still entwined when I had one last spasm and my partner said ''Parting shot?''

Topic Congratulations Andy Murray!
Posted 09 Jul 2013 15:25

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/970945_630527020291613_1952799228_n.jpg

Yes there's some irony here alright I notice he's a winner and British would he have been Scots and a loser if he hadn't won?

Topic Congratulations Andy Murray!
Posted 09 Jul 2013 15:23

I'd be impressed if he'd won the Frisbee Golf World Championships.

Wasn't golf invented over there somewhere on that island? By Brits, or Scots or Irelanders or ...no wait, it was the Germans, right?

Scots (but you knew that) and its plural by the way. Though the English did invent football (sorry soccer) and rounders the girls game (sorry baseball). :)

Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 09 Jul 2013 12:27

Eli Wallach as the bandit leader Alvera in The Magnificent Seven whilst discussing feeding his men for the winter with Yul Bryner who is Chris of the seven gunfighters ''Somehow I don't think you are solving my problem.''
Yul Brner, ''Solving your problems isn't our line.''

Same (ground breaking) movie
Yul Bryner ''Why did they hide the women.''
Horst Bucholz ''They thought we would rape them.''
Yul Brner ''Well we might, but they could have give us the benefit of the doubt.''

I must be getting old but I haven't seen dialogue of this quality for years. The most recent one was The Big Lebowski.

Topic What do you want from having sex?
Posted 08 Jul 2013 00:55

I don't find this an easy question to answer. Fun seems a rather mild word to use regarding sex throwing a frisbee around is maybe fun. But sex oh it's a whole world of intensity desires feelings all rolled into one. When you think about it in a cold practical way it can appear a little ridiculous definitely not dignified to do or look at. An urgent feeling that seems to be circulating in the blood in a way it's sort of drug like. I suppose its the feeling - and prolonging that in your partner and yourself for as long as possible and then the emotional release and pleasure that someone can give you heightens how you feel about them that is their making you feel so good is part of how you feel about them.

Topic Hottest sex secrets?
Posted 06 Jul 2013 11:06

Must be a cultural thing but initially I read this to mean that there was a lot of secret methods about this subject that may be escaping me like maybe there is a reverse cowboy position that would be cool to try or something. But it's only the good old kiss and tell thingy.

Topic Self pleasuring..
Posted 06 Jul 2013 11:01

Do you notice any diminishing in your ability to see or is your brain not receptive to new information or is it difficult to stay awake during the day? If not then you're not doing it enough.

Topic Who did u lose your virginity to?
Posted 06 Jul 2013 10:57

It escaped a few years ago and I've never managed to catch it since.

Topic What type of arses turn you on?
Posted 06 Jul 2013 10:54

Available ones.

Topic period sex
Posted 06 Jul 2013 10:50

All sex is messy so what the hell.

Topic Let's Talk About Sex
Posted 06 Jul 2013 10:48

This reminds me of some horrible disco type song with the same title and it never actually did either.

Topic Safe words online?
Posted 06 Jul 2013 10:37


Sprite wrote




Not quite sure what an upper class English accent has to do with this but OK.

Topic Voting Rights Act
Posted 06 Jul 2013 10:29

Am I being naive here again but voting is carried out in the UK by something called the Electoral Role? We each receive notification through the post as as to where and when to vote each person gets only 1 letter and once at the polling station their name is already there to be noted and ticked off once they quote their name (they don't even need the letter with them) so it would be impossible to vote more than once unless they had several names and addresses. Also politicians (the seedy little devils) aren't allowed near the ballot boxes except as a voter. Surely if the fumbling British can come up with a fairly foolproof system then the richest and most free nation in the world can too? Or am I just misunderstanding the US procedure?

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 06 Jul 2013 09:42

Can't be all bad she likes the biggest band in the world.

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 06 Jul 2013 02:44

Jumping Jack Flash by the Rolling Stones!!!!!!!!!

In Bb?

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 06 Jul 2013 02:43

The refrigerator.

Topic what are you wearing now
Posted 06 Jul 2013 02:41

Blue briefs with yellow stripes from Marks and Spencers I think.

Topic To shave or not to shave, that is the question!
Posted 06 Jul 2013 02:36

I am again baffled by the fixation with this issue there are currently 2 threads about it and I bet the guys who are stating their preference have no problem grazing women's thighs with their semi-shaved faces which to me is somewhat contradictory or do women like sandpaper faces scraping away at their nether regions?

Topic breasts and nipples
Posted 06 Jul 2013 02:16



This cracked me up haha..

Having them played with, licked etc, is a massive turn on to me, but i've found its something past lovers have not given enough attention to. Preferring to concentrate on the more obvious area haha

You have a good point here; a girl once fully clothed straddled my lap facing me and I caressed her nipples and breasts until she actually had an orgasm. Gave me a lot of food for thought (no I'm not referring to the milking bit - though James Joyce did make a rather nauseating reference to that in Ulysses).