Forum posts made by jack_42

Topic To shave or not to shave, that is the question!
Posted 06 Jul 2013 02:36

I am again baffled by the fixation with this issue there are currently 2 threads about it and I bet the guys who are stating their preference have no problem grazing women's thighs with their semi-shaved faces which to me is somewhat contradictory or do women like sandpaper faces scraping away at their nether regions?

Topic breasts and nipples
Posted 06 Jul 2013 02:16

This cracked me up haha..

Having them played with, licked etc, is a massive turn on to me, but i've found its something past lovers have not given enough attention to. Preferring to concentrate on the more obvious area haha

You have a good point here; a girl once fully clothed straddled my lap facing me and I caressed her nipples and breasts until she actually had an orgasm. Gave me a lot of food for thought (no I'm not referring to the milking bit - though James Joyce did make a rather nauseating reference to that in Ulysses).

Topic What is the most current overrated and underrated shows?
Posted 06 Jul 2013 01:12

Haven't had a tv since about 1998 and life is so less stressful now it's even improved my grammar. I wander around uninformed about things that don't immediately effect me, (and most world events to be realistic are beyond my control) never sit swearing at the box, or being bored to death by cooking programmes or house buying ones (Jesus get a life!), and as for the vogue on talent or 'reality' shows I don't suffer that horrible feeling of a great weight pressing down on my chest and giving me an urge to slide off my chair and lie on the floor. I used to watch beloved shows like Only Fools And Horses or Steptoe and Son but sadly they are only repeats now. I watched a show whilst visiting the kids on their tv and it was supposed to be a sort of mock game show where 2 brain dead and talentless twins were covered in fake tan and then they hosed it off which the audience and the presenters all thought extremely funny. Now I like a joke along with the next man but this was hardly P.G. Wodehouse material, (Jeeves and Wooster). No this was one of my better descions no doubt there will be amongst you those who will think I'm putting myself at risk with this ignorance is bliss approach but I'm sure someone will send me an email about anything urgent like the North Koreans are going to invade Europe with a view to subjugating us all.

Topic Voting Rights Act
Posted 06 Jul 2013 00:41

You hit it on the head. In the U.S. the haves are those with the money, the power and a survival of the fittest ideology - Republican's - conservatives -right wing. They legislate control i.e. all the attempts, successful or not, to regulate the woman's body, keeping the woman subservient by paying her less just because she doesn't have a dick. The irony of it all is they use God and the Bible as the basis of their suppression when the oath they take is an oath to the Constitution WHICH SEPARATES CHURCH AND STATE.

The powers that be with the have-not's have money and power as well but are a bit more realistic in understanding that while the rich and powerful take the wealth the poor still need to survive in a civil society. So, the liberals, or progressive as they are called today, have come up with social programs like welfare. The right complains about giving welfare to poor while they give their powerful corporations ungodly tax breaks and block attempts to cut off this corporate handout. The left gave the unemployed a program to compensate for hard times. The right fought against it. The left gave veterans benefits to better themselves with college education. The right fought tooth and nail against it calling it 'welfare'. I could go on and on and on.

While the left ain't perfect...I'll side with those who stand with the less powerful. The only way to win against a survival of the fittest mentality is to do by the masses.

Yes I can see how they keep the power and that's disgusting about women (I want the next President to be a Mexican descended, lesbian, handicapped aetheist, which sounds like real equality to me) as for the religious issue. Well once the British established that god is British (we have songs about this and the Queen is head of the Church and State) it became an establishment means of control but apart from lavender scented little old lades who formed sewing clubs or made naked pinup calenders we all stopped going to church regularly and made bingo halls out of them so they sort of lost that angle - must have really upset Henry VIII. They did only educate the masses so that they could operate the more sophisticated services that were coming in in the late 1800's but that was a double edged sword most of us can now read and apart from those who peruse The Sun are fairly well informed and have developed a sort of romantic cynic outlook. Therefore the in-house machinations of politicians are ignored we only get annoyed when they rattle sabres or have some crazy scheme going on like leaving Europe or ban fox hunting (Oscar Wilde expressed that issue very well).

Topic do guys really care about boob size more than everything else?
Posted 05 Jul 2013 08:34

The only thing that really matters is availability and enthusiasm.

Topic Blender Connoisseurs?
Posted 05 Jul 2013 08:31

Grant's not a bad blend but I really prefer a single malt.

Topic Would "the naked man" work on you?
Posted 05 Jul 2013 08:29

Well if it was me there'd have to be a band there playing with a heavy downbeat and long sounding slides on trombone and the drummer favouring the tom toms.

Topic Egyptian Military Coup or new turn for Democracy?
Posted 05 Jul 2013 08:23

Oh we must get together an expeditionary force to save the Egyptians I'm sure they'll have some weapons of mass destruction hidden somewhere let's be philanthropic about the pyramids and save them instead of oil it'll be a longer lasting legacy after all.

Topic I was caught by my girl friends, friends coming out of the shower naked
Posted 05 Jul 2013 01:25

This sounds a great idea and now that it's summer and not Christmas which is when this seems to have happened you can try walking down the street like that - bound to get lots of offers. (And you've actually measured your dick too).

Topic Voting Rights Act
Posted 05 Jul 2013 01:17

US politics seem a total mystery to me and sometimes somewhat contradictory as I get the impression the idea is freedom yet phrases like liberal, communist, socialist are bandied about as though they are some sort of disease and not just a point of view (one of my US friends tells me even the idea of a pension is considered very left wing). In the UK it's simple. There are the haves and the have nots and the haves keep trying to stop the have nots having any and the the have nots keep trying to get more and keep what they've got. Therefore we end up with an uneasy compromise between the two polarities. I'm with Samuel Johnson on this one only I would extend it to mean all of them.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 04 Jul 2013 02:48

Likes her music hard and heavy and I like her weakness too.

Topic A six year old Black Metal singer
Posted 04 Jul 2013 02:03

Come back Shirley Temple all is forgiven.

Topic Lecturer shagging uni student, taboo or no?
Posted 04 Jul 2013 02:01

Oh for god's sake this is a site dedicated to sex I can't believe all the morality I'm seeing. Let's not be naive here.

Topic What's your favorite Bruce Willis movie outside of the Die Hard movies?
Posted 04 Jul 2013 01:56

The one where he starred opposite Marilyn Monroe.

Topic Best beer
Posted 04 Jul 2013 01:43

If you want to try unusual beers The Czech Republic is the place to come to. There are many small breweries and some produce some very specialised brews. For example Pivovarsky Dum (House of Beer) in Prague makes beer from unusual recipes such as wheat, coffee, banana and cherry. If you want to view their site just type in pivovarsky dum Stepanska and it will bring it up. There is a translation flag too. Another good reason to try Czech beer is it's very cheap I can buy 6 beers in the supermarket for about 2 pounds.

Topic Why do you write erotica?
Posted 04 Jul 2013 01:28

Hi everyone,

I'm a journalist looking for a woman to share her experiences of writing erotica!

I'd love to speak to someone who will talk to me about how they got into it, why they do it and if it has affects their sex life.

You would get paid for taking part in the piece and get to approve everything before it is printed.

If you would be interested or have any questions please give me an email -


Natasha x

Why only women?

Topic oral on the phone
Posted 03 Jul 2013 06:33

I would have thought the expression would have been spelt 'Mrs'. People do (in a way I find a bit sexist) say 'the Mrs'. Regarding the US/UK differences the online Lush US dictionary didn't even recognize 'spelt' as the past tense of the verb to to spell but logged it as a mistake. Also it may be interesting to note that US English is more archaic than the UK's as it has stayed similar in lots of ways such as pronounciation and spelling to the Elizabethan period.

Topic your thoughts of miley cyrus 'twerking'
Posted 03 Jul 2013 06:20

I have to my regret heard that god awful record inflicted on the world by her father but have never heard of the woman or know what twerking is (is it some sort of digital equivalent to pinching a bottom?).

Wow what a good guess I really didn't know what it meant but it looks like I was close.

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 02 Jul 2013 10:53

When You'e In Love With A Beautiful Woman recorded by Dr Hook a real fun band who unlike a lot of current crappers or wrappers (what do they wrap bad taste maybe?) or whatever, never took themselves too seriously in fact they never even shot at the opposition even though one liked wearing cowboy hats and a rather piratical eye patch.

Topic What two things would you want with you, if you were stranded on a desert island?
Posted 02 Jul 2013 10:42

i'm curious. is England considered a desert island? because, if it is, all i really need is a clean pair of knickers and a weeks supply of gin and tonics. :)

No England is not even an island and definitely not deserted but I'm sure it could accommodate your every want.

Topic A lover or a fucker, what is best and what are you?
Posted 02 Jul 2013 10:34


Topic your thoughts of miley cyrus 'twerking'
Posted 02 Jul 2013 10:31

I have to my regret heard that god awful record inflicted on the world by her father but have never heard of the woman or know what twerking is (is it some sort of digital equivalent to pinching a bottom?).

Topic Your opinion: Top 10 Rock Guitarists of All Time
Posted 01 Jul 2013 01:51

If any of you fellow mid-life crisisers are considering buying a guitar, this scene from Stranger Than Fiction might help you choose...


Never ever ever buy a guitar as to how it looks only as to how it feels and sounds. If you can play in finger style an F shape bar on the 7th fret (B) and add notes easily with your little finger on the 1st and 2nd strings because the action is so good buy that one. I had a go on a Tacoma the other day and it looked awful but was a dream to play in fact I could do things on it that I can't do on other guitars even very good ones.

Topic Men owning toys?
Posted 30 Jun 2013 23:39

I can't see why you object to a threesome with Raving Rowinda my sexy blow up doll I know she's very cute and authentic looking but despite the built in orgasm scream and automatic lubrication she isn't real.

Topic The NTSB wants drinking limit lowered to .05 for DUIs.
Posted 30 Jun 2013 23:28

Get a taxi or campaign for a decent public transport system (which would be even better in lots of ways including good for your heart.). That reminds me of when I visited the US (which I thought was very interesting and impressive) I was on foot and asked a guy where some shops were and his directions included ''driving only 3 blocks''. He automatically assummed I was driving because I think that's what all people in the US seem to do - drive everywhere. So if you must then to quote an old UK government slogan (which unfortunately we aren't allowed to have personal arsenals to get rid of) Don't Drink and Drive.

Topic Trashing Your Ex
Posted 30 Jun 2013 23:09

There are no formulas of behaviour for this situation just get through it as best as you can the main thing is survive.

Topic Man of Steel
Posted 30 Jun 2013 22:45

Do critics actually go and see kids movies where some guy wears a cloak and his underpants outside his tights?

Topic Would You Have A Threesome?
Posted 26 Jun 2013 04:18

Past tense.

Topic What was the last present you gave to someone?
Posted 25 Jun 2013 23:16

A single red rose.

Topic Circumcised?
Posted 24 Jun 2013 21:55

You know in the USA as late as the 1920's they used to circumsize girls try that for fun. Primitive rubbish too tribal for me and I have no problem with fucking for a long time without cuming (age has its compensations).