Forum posts made by jack_42

Topic Do you shave your cock clean? When did you start?
Posted 24 Jun 2013 21:52

Let any sharp object near the centre of my universe You're joking right?

Topic sex in public?
Posted 24 Jun 2013 06:41

In a field, on a train, in a car, at work, - clothed - naked in an olive grove, on the beach and on a traffic roundabout.

Topic What's your kryptonite?
Posted 24 Jun 2013 06:29

Laziness. Once I've had an idea for a story - that's the main creative act already over so having to write it all out is the draggy thing. I once thought of a great idea as to why a lot of rock stars die young and it was this. Rock and Roll was thought up by the U.S.S.R. as a means of corrupting the west (anyone who thinks rock and roll didn't do just that has a short memory) Anyway the idea would be that every time some icon finds out that they are a Soviet puppet they get ''accidentally'' removed. :) Some people think I should still give that a go but it sounds like hard work. ''Hey Buddy what was that guy doing to the wing of the plane? I dunno Ritchie maybe just a last minute safety check wanna drag of this splif?''

Topic friends having sex just for experience?
Posted 23 Jun 2013 15:01

When you're alone with someone and there is the possibility of intimacy there is a moment when your heads are close together and you know that is the moment to lean forward and kiss her. This moment if it is going to happen will appear there is never any mistaking it. I don't think that I have just been lucky regarding this I feel it is an instinctive thing that we all have.

Topic Marrying Some1 20 yrs Senior 2 U
Posted 23 Jun 2013 01:16

My current girlfriend is 30 years younger than me. As for marrying I have no wish to repeat the experience. I don't believe in any deity and think the whole thing of public promises therefore to be an expensive and often meaningless waste of time and only useful for divorce lawyers. So no but not for the idea of age differences. I do have every respect for relationships but feel the commitment is mainly between two people and the rest just social convention.

Topic What about food sex?
Posted 23 Jun 2013 01:06

For some reason I have never associated food with sex although sex itself can be a hunger. I have experienced a feeling very similar to the desire to eat in my jaws but it's consuming someone's body that I have in mind. I would say that if I had both feelings at once - hunger for food or sex then sex would win unless I was literally starving in the wilderness or something. I can understand how people associate things like spreading chocolate or cream over someone's naughty bits and eating it but the idea just doesn't appeal to me.

Topic do you like cuddling after sex
Posted 23 Jun 2013 00:58

I used to smoke afterwards but had to give it up now I just steam a bit.

Topic What Piercings have you got?
Posted 23 Jun 2013 00:55

I had an inbuilt prejudice against such things - it seemed so very primitive so I decided I should be more open minded and went and had 1 ear lobe pierced. I asked the young girl at the shop if I could have an anesthetic she just snorted impatiently and shot my ear with a gun thingy which was practically painless I was pleased to note. I have sported a gold ring for years but just lately got more adventurous and tried various little shiny stones now looking for a miniature Rolling Stone logo which would be cool at jam sessions.

Topic Ever wanked with a girl's knickers wrapped around your cock?
Posted 23 Jun 2013 00:47

Never heard of this until I came on Lush though I have heard of putting a pair over your head whilst you wank. Never tried that either.

Topic what is your sexual fantasy yet to be experienced ? would you dare to get an experience, if you get
Posted 23 Jun 2013 00:44

Being in bed with 3 women where we all interchange partners and mix together. MMMMMM!!! Pretty sure I'd go for it.

Topic Where does the Big Cock rank on list of fantasies....
Posted 22 Jun 2013 13:42

violent1 < Stop beating yourself up over this

The only reason i'm posting on this one is to better my forum rating.

Penis/Cock size

I think that was the point I was making. :)

Topic Where is the best place to have sex?
Posted 22 Jun 2013 13:30

Any room in the house and obviously the bedroom is the most comfortable but on a train was quite exciting, in a car was too although the gear stick was a bit inconvenient, in a secluded room in my office after everyone had left, but of the outside venues the best was in an olive grove and getting completely naked within sight of some houses. I have this fantasy of doing it on the cushions of the altar rail of a church still not managed that though.

Topic How physically aroused do you get when writing?
Posted 22 Jun 2013 03:26

It depends if the scenario is meant to be sexy or not. If I'm writing a scene and I want it to be sexy I can tell if it works by my body's reaction. So the bits that make my cock desperate and straining to be felt are the bits I keep in. The only problem I have with writing about sex is the difficulty in avoiding repetition. Therein I feel lies the art - as the basic theme of - we stick bits of ourselves in each other whilst feeling each other up does perhaps have limitations. This also applies to when I watch porn. When you see two people meet and in about 5 seconds one is suddenly naked and is giving the other a blow job it's about as sexy as fondling a piece of wet 2 days old haddock. I like the ones where they kiss each other and sometimes have sex with clothes partially on or in the back of a car or a train. Scenes where even if it's in an amazing say rich and maybe impossible fantasy it is believable in itself.

Topic Have U Tried paid Sex
Posted 22 Jun 2013 03:04

She said I was too expensive and she wanted her credit card refunding or else she would gun me down with her Kalishnikov.

Topic Where does the Big Cock rank on list of fantasies....
Posted 22 Jun 2013 02:58

I may be wrong here but I have looked at all the recent posts about cock size - I think there are 3 current ones at the moment and they are all written by males. It seems to be that the ones with the size fixation (or lack thereof) are males rather than female. Goes along with the opinion expressed by Mel Gibson's character in What Women Want. ''We're the ones hung up on the size of our dicks''.

Topic Walking around in dirty panties
Posted 22 Jun 2013 01:30

I must be perverse but the expression ''skid marks on my y fronts'' immediately sprang to mind.

Topic Hollywood Male Actor U Would Like 2 Marry
Posted 22 Jun 2013 01:27

Walter Matthau. Yes I know he's dead and I wouldn't want to have sex but such an entertaining ironic guy.

Topic Tall Girls?
Posted 22 Jun 2013 01:09

All of them - any size they're all fascinating and there's no noticeable difference when they're lying down. (I'm not tall 5 ' 7 ''.) As I'm dragging my senile frame around the town and noting all the females (being a drooling creepy dirty old man) I have different reactions to each one but not favouring any such as ''oh my god look at the tall statuesque red head with the luscious figure and the great dress sense or isn't that little brunette cute with her dinky little figure a perfect pocket venus. MMM that plump blonde with the naughty gleam in her green eyes and her straining bosom sitting opposite looks good for fun.'' I can go on like this all day and this does tie in very nicely with my reply to the other post about enlarging cocks.

Topic What Will U Do Wid A 12" Long Cock
Posted 22 Jun 2013 00:58

I wid teach it 2 wrote inglish proprly.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 22 Jun 2013 00:56

Very appealing avatar.

Topic Do You Want To Enlarge Your Cock?
Posted 22 Jun 2013 00:47

What I really want is for your apparently lazy farking ass to quit typing your questions out like you were in a hurried and squirrely cell phone conversation with another equally lazy 18 year old and start using the proper words when you pose your inane questions.

Think you can up your game for our website and fit in with the rest of us in a literate manner?


Topic Do You Want To Enlarge Your Cock?
Posted 22 Jun 2013 00:45

Mine gets larger several times a day.

Topic Do you think most affairs start at work?
Posted 22 Jun 2013 00:37

My folks met on the job

Good cultural joke here the above sentence is a UK expression for having sex. So the mind boggles as to what was happening. :)

Topic Do you think most affairs start at work?
Posted 22 Jun 2013 00:35

I think to answer this question properly it has to be defined which meaning of 'affair' we're using. That is if we are using it in the illicit relationship definition or not. If not I think people meet each other in a variety of social situations. However I think it would be a fair generalisation to say that most illicit affairs do start at work. People spend a great deal of time at work therefore the likelihood of something being sparked off increases accordingly. This may as some posts above have noted be different culturally speaking. In my experience in the UK one of the mainstays of conversation at work is what affairs are going on, here in the Czech Republic I have encountered a very relaxed and matter of fact attitude to all sexual situations whereas in the UK although people at work had numerous affairs they were discussed in an enjoyable scandalous way. I've only visited the US so have no experience in a working environment but would be interested in finding out. Perhaps I could be - what do they call it - ''a wet back''? That would be fun.

Topic Would You Have A Threesome?
Posted 22 Jun 2013 00:14

Tried MMF and MFF but MMM does not appeal, also foursome MFMF. Liked all of them but of course I'm a creepy dirty old man.

Topic What is the number one thing about guys that baffles you?
Posted 20 Jun 2013 00:51

I never do this but also don't understand how it is supposed to be typical male behaviour. I would have thought the generalisation would be the reverse. However what I do do is mull over missed opportunities such as when someone was interested and made it clear and I was interested too but never reciprocated a sort of masochistic memory ''Ah if only''.

Topic What colour are your eyes?
Posted 20 Jun 2013 00:42

Blue but I love green eyes.

Topic Your opinion: Top 10 Rock Guitarists of All Time
Posted 20 Jun 2013 00:39

Chuck Berry (whether you like him or not he singlehandedly influenced an entire generation of guitar players).
Scotty More (for similar reasons to the above)
Peter Green,
Paul Kossoff
Jim Hendrix
Joe Brown
James Burton
Geof Beck
Jimmy Page
Albert Lee

I would like to emphasise that these are rock guitarists I rate - as to who are the best guitarists period that is an entirely different ball game starting with Segovia and going down.

Topic Masturbation
Posted 20 Jun 2013 00:25

Next spontaneous erection.

Topic wifes that chat up sexy strangers and then fuck them as soon as they get the chance to.
Posted 20 Jun 2013 00:08

I have no problem with the morality of this - whatever is mutually agreed on is fine with me. However it tends to emphasise the futility of the marriage service you do actually promise to have physical relations with only that person or do we feel that the ceremony should be adjusted to each individual couples requirements. ''Cling only to her except for the occasional threesome and if drunk on New Year's Eve maybe an understandable orgy or two.''