About Jacknife


Greetings all. Love Kinky Erotica. Loves Chat, always up for a chat so hit me up if you like. Will happily talk about anything intelligent! Enjoys RP, but preferes chat. Searching for a sapiosexual woman!!!

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Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
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18 Jun 2018 14:40
intelligent conversation and chat. Football, cars, cosplay, film, music, video games , science, reason, standard guy stuff with a lean towards the nerdy,
Favorite Books:
The God Delusion, The Blueprint, the English-french dictionary translated into french,
Favorite Authors:
Tom Clancy! Stephen Hawking! Richard Dawkins!
Favorite Movies:
LOTR, 300, Star Wars (yes all of them). Marvels Avengers, Toy Story, Back to the future. Funny comedies, not the recent pap hollywood has released.
Favorite Music:
Something with rythem and a decent guitar rift


Date Joined:
27 Aug 2008
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Topic: Would you ever date a little person? (Not just a bucket list fuck) why or why not?
Posted: 26 Mar 2015 23:49

Sure, I would if they were interesting and worth being with.

To me its like saying "I wouldn't date this race or sommeone from that country" Would make one incredibly shallow if they had that attitude.

Topic: do you believe in God?
Posted: 16 Jan 2014 06:22

No, for many reasons!

Topic: Iphone 5 or Samsung Galaxy S4
Posted: 07 Sep 2013 06:47

I have a Nokia too and I love it and wouldn't swap it for ethier, but of these two the S4 is clearly the way to go. Iphone 5 will be replaced very soon and you don't want to be one of those apple people who bought one just for it to be replaced

Topic: Cosplay
Posted: 14 Jul 2013 15:27

Greatings all

Was just wondering if anyone here was in to Cosplay?

Both in a normal context and in a sexual one.

If yes to the normal, what kind of characters do you like to play? do you make your own costumes? Do you do it in groups with friends?

If you like it in a sexual context, Who do you like to play? do you play as those characters wilst having sex?

Topic: Biggest Faceplam story I heard this week.
Posted: 09 Apr 2013 16:49

Please take a moment before clicking on the link to think about the title. Perhaps think about the most absured story you can think of given that title and I promise it will not be as ridiculous as the story you will then go on to read.

The Racist Menace!!!

If you are very quiet you can hear me slamming my head on my desk.

Topic: Vegas Knowledge
Posted: 26 Dec 2012 09:44

Thanks Guys I will be taking on some of those suggestions.

There is a Porn convention going on over the weekend I am there which is remarkably convienient for me, but I do want to do some quieter things and truely relax as well.

Topic: Vegas Knowledge
Posted: 17 Dec 2012 18:09

Greetings All.

I was wondering if anybody on here who lives in or has visited Las Vegas can give me some ideas on things to do whilst there. I am going on holiday there in January and have some spare days to fill up.

Am always up for trying new things. Any suggestions welcome particularly out of the box ones.

Topic: 2016...me entiendes? Cuidate!
Posted: 23 Nov 2012 02:16

I have one hope.

Sanity 2016!!!!

Topic: NFL Referee Lockout is Over!
Posted: 27 Sep 2012 16:46

Packers/Seahawks is what broke the camels back?

Did nobody see the Patriots @ Ravens?

I am pretty happy about it though. would have really hated it to go on any longer and spoil some great games, especially the one I will be able to see in the flesh.

Topic: The sexiest women of all time is... Jennifer Aniston??
Posted: 05 Sep 2012 17:56

Was looking through the list and stopped after 46. Paris Hilton.

A list like this with Paris Hilton on it makes it irrelevant in my eyes and I didn't look at the rest of the list.

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