Forum posts made by jacobport

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 27 Dec 2014 16:47

"Spin your wheels", took the country by storm in just a short time frame.

The newest dance craze lasted until the next new fad arrived, the......

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Posted 26 Dec 2014 12:17

This is how the new dance move "bar bopping" came to be.....all because of 1 simple little error.

Many new dance moves were discovered in this fashion, for example........

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Posted 22 Dec 2014 16:55

And then Jacob started to DANCE! Causing all the women in the room to *swoon*... with his smooth moves. But then to his own disappointment, the alcohol wore off and his 2 left feet came into play, causing him to fall off the bar-top.

Linda, with her loving ways, came to Jacob and........

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Posted 20 Dec 2014 06:56

And then Jacob proclaimed in his best Black Knight voice "None shall pass".

A Monty Python quote thrown in for good measure always seems to.......

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Posted 18 Dec 2014 12:48

Jacob was fairly pissed off when he realised he had a little dick so he.....took a deep breathe, relaxed and thought to himself "well, at least I got my point across".

And they continued to play the game........

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Posted 17 Dec 2014 15:31

"My wood's bigger'n yours", he exclaimed in an excited manner.

Then he had to take a very unnecessary interruption to once again remind someone........

Topic Is pubic hair making a comeback?
Posted 15 Dec 2014 09:28

I hope so.....something about the maturity of having some hair

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 15 Dec 2014 08:20

He read all night and into the day, but could only find the same things to say.

It wasn't that difficult, it wasn't that hard......

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Posted 13 Dec 2014 05:51

So, he replied in a soft tone of voice "If Linda does not return my spectacles, I will not be able to see her delectableness".

Not knowing, or even caring if that is a real word........

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Posted 11 Dec 2014 04:38

Te11tale took pen in hand and wrote the following: "I, Te11tale, agree to the terms set forth in the official ruling of how to play this game. Therefore, if any other shall try to go over and above such officials rules, I have the power to evict them from this game".

He then set his name in ink on the line and yelled out for all to hear............

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Posted 09 Dec 2014 05:41

Or just ask Sugarbaby or Jacob who will tell you......it's so easy a Caveman can do it.

With the refresher on how to play the game, the hope is now....

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Posted 07 Dec 2014 08:23

Which led me to pull Trinket's hair and tackle her, and then...reminding her that you finish the sentance and then begin a new one so that tje next person could finish it and then begin a new one so that the next person could finish it and then begin a new one so that.....you get the idea.

It sounds confusing, but it is so easy.......

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 06 Dec 2014 06:57

But then out of nowhere.... A pink unicorn flew into her yard.

Singing "It's a Hard-Knocks Life for us. It's a Hard-knocks Life for Us" will usually result in.........

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Posted 01 Dec 2014 11:51

And it stuck in his head, but at least it's a good song. So then Jacob said...thank you for the awesome song choice.

The song would be stuck in his head.......

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Posted 01 Dec 2014 05:45


And then she said "Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang"...the ear-worm that has plagued her ever since her young childhood.

If only a new song with a catchy hook would enter......

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Posted 29 Nov 2014 19:24

Because she is allergic to chocolate, so she broke out in hives and looked like a...pig-nosed platypus.

All was not lost, however, as the rescue team raced in with a large bottle of......

Topic Recommended Read
Posted 25 Nov 2014 15:28

How does a story get a "Recommended Read" button attached to it? Especially if its a new story, just posted?

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Posted 25 Nov 2014 15:21

Because now this "Phillip" is one happy camper...and never needs to leave the 20 person tent that he lives in.

But alas, the maiden looked up and out the window and saw.......

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Posted 21 Nov 2014 06:36

So, while he ran in fear from the critters, he....stumbled over a tree root and fell on his ass.

The bruise that it left on his right buttcheek resembled.....

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Posted 20 Nov 2014 14:12

Then he picked up another magazine and saw his own photo on the cover of "Voyeur".

This surprised him, since he usually doesn't sit at his computer......

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Posted 14 Nov 2014 15:24

Meanwhile, the polar bear has dug up...a trunk full of junk.

Rummaging thru it, he discovers an old......

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Posted 10 Nov 2014 13:39

But then comes along a freakin' abominable snowman.....and asks "do you have any grey Poupon?"

So I reach into the 5th pocket of the 3rd layer beneath the 2nd flap of the outer jacket and pull out.............

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Posted 03 Nov 2014 04:00

Then you can use that shovel to dig your way thru the glaciers.

If you go about it the right way.....

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 03 Nov 2014 04:00

Then you can use that shovel to dig your way thru the glaciers.

If you go about it the right way.....

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Posted 31 Oct 2014 18:54

They quickly turn their focus to the locked...apples and oranges in the outdoor fridge.

They always knew that if they kept trying hard, they could..........

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Posted 30 Oct 2014 15:18

To an unknown world full of......little Super Mario Bros. Mushrooms.

With all of their mighty power............

Topic What movie have you seen the most??
Posted 29 Oct 2014 18:43

A Three-Way Tie:

Wizard of Oz
Dazed & Confused
The Doors

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Posted 27 Oct 2014 18:05

Hidden away in the Gnome King's caves, the girls start a long, yet wonderful game of Patty-cakes.

To their bewildered amazement.......

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Posted 26 Oct 2014 07:45

But THEN we both start to slide off that stupid horsey and fall...into the deep dark abyss known as love.

As we both stand partially clothed, staring into each others eyes..........