Forum posts made by jacobport

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 05 Feb 2015 14:24

Then he watched as the cougar proceeded to creep towards him, ready to pounce.

He welcomed the advances made by the cougar and allowed her to......

Topic What are some of the WORST Movies you have ever seen?
Posted 05 Feb 2015 14:19

Any movie with Will Ferrell

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 04 Feb 2015 18:49

So, she said... "I shall save you Jacob, "Here kitty, kitty!"......and a very quite meow came from his mouth.

It never ceased to amaze him when he saw Linda. It must be her......

Topic Who would you rather kiss? (above or below)
Posted 24 Jan 2015 16:17

Above, ANY day!

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 23 Jan 2015 10:18

Jacob Hugs returned and all was right with the kingdom once again, but then......he met the lovely Linda.

His big dreams and aspirations were washed away when he saw her. It was as if he had.........

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 21 Jan 2015 19:27

and the villigers turned their eyes towards the sun, just like they were told not to as a kid.

Because of their inability to follow directions, they were all forced to......

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 16 Jan 2015 05:03

But Jacob was not quick enough and then without hesitation, he turned towards that dragon and shouted "Melt away all this damn snow instead".

The villagers all applauded and danced in happiness, for this was........

Topic How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you're asking to be friends with?
Posted 14 Jan 2015 06:37

I look at the profile EVERY time.

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 13 Jan 2015 20:39

Since gobs of superglue was used, he had to follow her everywhere, but THEN realized that he absolutely loved the position he was in!!!!

That was right up until Sugarbaby......

Topic Who's Your Lush Valentine?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 21:09

A Lucky Lush Lady

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 06 Jan 2015 06:04

Pixie screamed in terror, she was the only one to survive.....and had to resort to cannibalism to stay alive.

After 374 days, Pixie......

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 05 Jan 2015 14:05

fried eggs make for a wonderful meal.

The topic of conversation at this meal will be how to.........

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 05 Jan 2015 06:27


They hurtled accross the snow at breakneck spead, covering mile after mile until, eventually...reaching their final destination of the always hot and sunny Vancouver, Canada.

With the scorching heat that was surrounding them, they had no other choice than to.......

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 30 Dec 2014 19:11

But then....Jacob couldn't go any further, for he knew he couldn't leave behind his Sugarbaby.

Like a lightning bolt, he turned around and sped back to find......

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 28 Dec 2014 14:37

But, only up until the energy drinks wore off.

It was then that the real..........

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 27 Dec 2014 16:47

"Spin your wheels", took the country by storm in just a short time frame.

The newest dance craze lasted until the next new fad arrived, the......

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 26 Dec 2014 12:17

This is how the new dance move "bar bopping" came to be.....all because of 1 simple little error.

Many new dance moves were discovered in this fashion, for example........

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 22 Dec 2014 16:55

And then Jacob started to DANCE! Causing all the women in the room to *swoon*... with his smooth moves. But then to his own disappointment, the alcohol wore off and his 2 left feet came into play, causing him to fall off the bar-top.

Linda, with her loving ways, came to Jacob and........

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 20 Dec 2014 06:56

And then Jacob proclaimed in his best Black Knight voice "None shall pass".

A Monty Python quote thrown in for good measure always seems to.......

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 18 Dec 2014 12:48

Jacob was fairly pissed off when he realised he had a little dick so he.....took a deep breathe, relaxed and thought to himself "well, at least I got my point across".

And they continued to play the game........

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 17 Dec 2014 15:31

"My wood's bigger'n yours", he exclaimed in an excited manner.

Then he had to take a very unnecessary interruption to once again remind someone........

Topic Is pubic hair making a comeback?
Posted 15 Dec 2014 09:28

I hope so.....something about the maturity of having some hair

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 15 Dec 2014 08:20

He read all night and into the day, but could only find the same things to say.

It wasn't that difficult, it wasn't that hard......

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 13 Dec 2014 05:51

So, he replied in a soft tone of voice "If Linda does not return my spectacles, I will not be able to see her delectableness".

Not knowing, or even caring if that is a real word........

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 11 Dec 2014 04:38

Te11tale took pen in hand and wrote the following: "I, Te11tale, agree to the terms set forth in the official ruling of how to play this game. Therefore, if any other shall try to go over and above such officials rules, I have the power to evict them from this game".

He then set his name in ink on the line and yelled out for all to hear............

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 09 Dec 2014 05:41

Or just ask Sugarbaby or Jacob who will tell you......it's so easy a Caveman can do it.

With the refresher on how to play the game, the hope is now....

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 07 Dec 2014 08:23

Which led me to pull Trinket's hair and tackle her, and then...reminding her that you finish the sentance and then begin a new one so that tje next person could finish it and then begin a new one so that the next person could finish it and then begin a new one so that.....you get the idea.

It sounds confusing, but it is so easy.......

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 06 Dec 2014 06:57

But then out of nowhere.... A pink unicorn flew into her yard.

Singing "It's a Hard-Knocks Life for us. It's a Hard-knocks Life for Us" will usually result in.........

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 01 Dec 2014 11:51

And it stuck in his head, but at least it's a good song. So then Jacob said...thank you for the awesome song choice.

The song would be stuck in his head.......

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 01 Dec 2014 05:45


And then she said "Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang"...the ear-worm that has plagued her ever since her young childhood.

If only a new song with a catchy hook would enter......