Forum posts made by jacobport

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 06 Dec 2014 06:57

But then out of nowhere.... A pink unicorn flew into her yard.

Singing "It's a Hard-Knocks Life for us. It's a Hard-knocks Life for Us" will usually result in.........

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 01 Dec 2014 11:51

And it stuck in his head, but at least it's a good song. So then Jacob said...thank you for the awesome song choice.

The song would be stuck in his head.......

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 01 Dec 2014 05:45


And then she said "Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang"...the ear-worm that has plagued her ever since her young childhood.

If only a new song with a catchy hook would enter......

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 29 Nov 2014 19:24

Because she is allergic to chocolate, so she broke out in hives and looked like a...pig-nosed platypus.

All was not lost, however, as the rescue team raced in with a large bottle of......

Topic Recommended Read
Posted 25 Nov 2014 15:28

How does a story get a "Recommended Read" button attached to it? Especially if its a new story, just posted?

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 25 Nov 2014 15:21

Because now this "Phillip" is one happy camper...and never needs to leave the 20 person tent that he lives in.

But alas, the maiden looked up and out the window and saw.......

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 21 Nov 2014 06:36

So, while he ran in fear from the critters, he....stumbled over a tree root and fell on his ass.

The bruise that it left on his right buttcheek resembled.....

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 20 Nov 2014 14:12

Then he picked up another magazine and saw his own photo on the cover of "Voyeur".

This surprised him, since he usually doesn't sit at his computer......

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 14 Nov 2014 15:24

Meanwhile, the polar bear has dug up...a trunk full of junk.

Rummaging thru it, he discovers an old......

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 10 Nov 2014 13:39

But then comes along a freakin' abominable snowman.....and asks "do you have any grey Poupon?"

So I reach into the 5th pocket of the 3rd layer beneath the 2nd flap of the outer jacket and pull out.............

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 03 Nov 2014 04:00

Then you can use that shovel to dig your way thru the glaciers.

If you go about it the right way.....

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 03 Nov 2014 04:00

Then you can use that shovel to dig your way thru the glaciers.

If you go about it the right way.....

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 31 Oct 2014 18:54

They quickly turn their focus to the locked...apples and oranges in the outdoor fridge.

They always knew that if they kept trying hard, they could..........

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 30 Oct 2014 15:18

To an unknown world full of......little Super Mario Bros. Mushrooms.

With all of their mighty power............

Topic What movie have you seen the most??
Posted 29 Oct 2014 18:43

A Three-Way Tie:

Wizard of Oz
Dazed & Confused
The Doors

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 27 Oct 2014 18:05

Hidden away in the Gnome King's caves, the girls start a long, yet wonderful game of Patty-cakes.

To their bewildered amazement.......

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 26 Oct 2014 07:45

But THEN we both start to slide off that stupid horsey and fall...into the deep dark abyss known as love.

As we both stand partially clothed, staring into each others eyes..........

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 20 Oct 2014 17:24

Mother was bending over to pick up the 999 toothpicks that had fallen from the box onto the floor.

The floor was rather........

Topic This or That
Posted 19 Oct 2014 20:33

Leather

Sex.....Poolside or Lakeside?

Topic Your Prostitute Name-1st pet + What You Just Ate
Posted 19 Oct 2014 20:30

Sidney Cracker

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 19 Oct 2014 19:56

and gazed up into the beauty of

Topic ... in my pants
Posted 19 Oct 2014 10:15

Afternoon Delight in my pants - Starland Vocal Band

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 19 Oct 2014 10:11

mop up the mess on the floors by

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 14 Oct 2014 09:49

scrape the plates, scrape the plates, scrape the plates with your favorite

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 14 Oct 2014 03:07

all the half dressed waitresses are forcing you to

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 08 Oct 2014 08:25

Of course, that could have been the 'shrooms talking. But either way,

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 29 Sep 2014 09:14

This always made her quiver. In fact, she would usually

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 26 Sep 2014 14:06

she continued to look out her garden window, wondering if she will ever again see

Topic Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted 18 Sep 2014 07:26

I am never opposed to skinny dipping! Even better now that it's with Jen!