About jaded_buddha

Biography

I make images for a living and stories for fun.

I like stories with at least a few crumbs of true experience in them, so most of mine are about half-true.

Constructive criticism, tips, ideas always welcome, and thank you in advance. Nonconstructive criticism should at least be funny and original.

I'm pretty happy to talk about most anything. I'd love to find similar souls to talk about sex or even co-create some interesting stories.

Name:
Alex
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Sagittarius
Relationship Status:
Open Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Local Time:
19 Sep 2018 14:44
Interests:
Hiking and biking in the great outdoors. Reading and writing in the also pretty great indoors. Photography, cooking, abandoned places, musty books, strong drinks, good grammar- especially double contractions I've never seen before.

Sex, of course, and pretty much anything to do with it. Slow burn erotica that turns me on ten minutes before I've realized it; skirts and shoes and everything between them.
Favorite Authors:
Coetzee, Nabakov, Le Guin, Mieville, Murakami, Fitzgerald, among others.
Favourite TV Shows:
witty + irreverent + animated = awesome
Favorite Music:
Dispatch, Hozier, Amanda Palmer, Nahko and Medicine for the People, San Fermin, The Strumbellas, Trevor Hall, X Ambassadors.

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Date Joined:
15 May 2018
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Days in Chat:
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Days on Site:
30+
Forum Posts:
23
Stories:
5
Badges:
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Topic: Physical and facial descriptions
Posted: 19 Sep 2018 07:04



You mean like to show how shallow they are? I'm intrigued.

Potentially, sure! But yeah, if a male narrator (for example) notices a woman’s nail polish color or the freckles on her collarbone before he notices her 36DDs, I think that reveals at least a little something about him.

But you’re right- if he notices her 36DDs before he notices the fact that she’s crying alone at a bus stop, that sure would reveal something else!

Topic: Physical and facial descriptions
Posted: 19 Sep 2018 06:19

Unless a physical characteristic is somehow essential to either the story or to a character’s motivation, I try to keep it minimal. To Sprite’s excellent third point, people will bring their own sense of who-they-want-to-see to the story. Eroticism happens between the ears, so let it!

You can also reveal a lot by describing action. Do they flit or do they stride? If a female character “skipped lightly across the rocks,” I know we’re not talking about some 6’4” Amazon lady. I tend to picture a spritely (heh,) tomboyish girl. If it was a male character, I’d picture a wiry, acrobatic guy.

And one upside to first person is that you can use physical descriptions of other characters to reveal more about your narrator.

Topic: Secretary Fantasy
Posted: 27 Aug 2018 08:30

I've fucked the boss on more than one occasion. Of course, I'm self-employed...

Topic: Ever wanked with a girl's knickers wrapped around your cock?
Posted: 27 Aug 2018 08:26

Public Service Announcement: laceburn is a real thing. Proceed with caution. <img src="/images/emoticons/angry9.gif" alt="angry9">

Topic: Lush Photographers, Post "Your" Photos Here
Posted: 20 Aug 2018 05:22



Wow. That's a stunning pic <img src="/images/emoticons/love7.gif" alt="love7">

Thanks! Nature did all the hard work for that one. I just had to look up! :)

Topic: Lush Photographers, Post "Your" Photos Here
Posted: 19 Aug 2018 18:37

And that's how you know it's going to rain...

https://images.lushstories.com/5afb0abdb3bc201cdce9955f/img20180819192001.jpg

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Sizzling Summer Sex" Competition
Posted: 17 Aug 2018 08:07

Also, I knew jaded buddha before he was famous, just saying. :)

And I knew browncoffee before I knew she was already famous. :)

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Sizzling Summer Sex" Competition
Posted: 17 Aug 2018 08:05

Wow, I’m floored! But grateful and very happy to be in such good company. Congrats to all the participants, and a big thanks to the judges for doing a very difficult job!

Topic: What Personality Type Are You?
Posted: 15 Aug 2018 06:14

INFP sounds right, but “mediator” feels... off.

Also, I am apparently a woodland princess, which is obviously spot on.

https://images.lushstories.com/5afb0abdb3bc201cdce9955f/6f02fe5fb752467292c21951998b53cc.jpeg

Topic: Not seeing competition entry option
Posted: 31 Jul 2018 04:22

I'm not sure when Gav will be able to get to this, so I've set an artificial deadline on the software side, for the 2nd August. The actual deadline is 31st July.

Hopefully this is fixed for the next comp. <img src="/images/emoticons/cputhrow.gif" alt="cputhrow">

Successfully submitted! Thanks to all for the assistance!

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Recommended Read Spin

“Alan? Are you here?” I closed the door behind me and dropped my keys into the singing bowl by the door. His car wasn’t in the driveway, but him not being home was odd enough that I couldn’t resist the impulse to call out again. “Alan?” Nothing. I kicked off my shoes and headed for his office. I knocked twice as I pushed the door open, only to find it dark and empty, the usually everglow PC...

Added 14 Sep 2018 | Category Cheating | Votes 30 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,770 | 21 Comments

Editor's Pick The Space Between

The roar woke me up. I blinked, confused, dazed by the freight train tumult that raged on every side. When I finally realized what was happening, I grasped at my phone on the nightstand. No! It was supposed to turn! It was supposed to turn! But the angry-red, swirling radar image didn’t lie. The hurricane was right on top of me. I jumped out of bed and went to the window, but couldn’t...

Added 31 Jul 2018 | Category Cheating | Votes 41 | Avg Score 5 | Views 14,505 | 30 Comments

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The morning after it happened, I got up, went to class, went to the gym, had lunch, went to class again. It was a completely normal day. It wasn’t until I was halfway through my studio class later that afternoon that I heard the little voice in my head. ...what the hell did I do last night? I pushed the voice aside and focused on my painting. My edges were coming together, but I still...

Added 30 May 2018 | Category Masturbation | Votes 20 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,730 | 16 Comments

Recommended Read Are We Still Talking About Art?

My wife works for a university with a large and well-known art program. She helps students find representation, learn how to advertise themselves, and tries to prepare them for the business side of the art world. She also helps organize the many shows, gallery openings and exhibitions for the college, which means that I am forever getting dragged to an endless series of the horrible things....

Added 17 May 2018 | Category Cheating | Votes 25 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,913 | 17 Comments

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We laugh. We flirt. You inch your fingers across the tablecloth towards my hand. I grab your wrist and squeeze and see a tiny flash in your eyes. A glimmer of something inside you. Something you never share. Something alive-- precious and rare and savage. And when, outside, I roughly pull you toward me and press your body to mine, you fall almost limp-- instinctual surrender. But your kiss...

Added 11 Jun 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 818 | 13 Comments

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