About Jam_Wil_Mac


Allons-y!! My name is James and I am 26 years old. I am 6'2" with a lean, toned build. I have blue eyes and light brown hair. MY PROFILE PIC IS NOT OF MYSELF!

I love cybering and sharing sexual chat and masturbation. I'm here to flirt, have fun, explore sexuality and read stories.

Me in one word: Effervescent.

"Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on."

"If the bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such."

"Maybe just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene'."

"Surely you can't be serious?!"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy."

James is Concupiscent
Relationship Status:
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Shetland, United Kingdom
Local Time:
15 Dec 2017 00:57
== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
95% Switch
95% Voyeur
92% Rope Bunny
86% Rigger
85% Exhibitionist
74% Submissive
68% Dominant
68% Experimentalist
57% Non-monogamist
48% Vanilla
44% Brat
39% Ageplayer
35% Brat Tamer
34% Master/Mistress
29% Primal (Prey)
28% Masochist
25% Girl/Boy
23% Sadist
21% Primal (Hunter)
19% Daddy/Mommy
17% Degradee
14% Slave
14% Degrader
6% Owner
4% Pet
See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=1428583

I am a huge fan of Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Football, Pro Wrestling, going to the cinema and Game of Thrones. Also I rather like (LOVE!) sex and flirting!!

I love exploring, discovering and discussing sex, sexuality, fantasies and experiences with like-minded individuals. I also really enjoy creative, random, intelligent chats about nothing and everything. I love role play.
Favorite Books:
Harry Potters, Stieg Larsson's "Millennium" series, Jo Nesbo's Harry Hole series, Shakespeare's plays, The Importance of Being Earnest, Arcadia.
Favorite Authors:
JK Rowling, Stieg Larsson, Jo Nesbo, Shakespeare, Dan Brown, Oscar Wilde, Tom Stoppard.
Favorite Movies:
Monty Python, the Naked Guns, Airplane!, Any Denzel Washington film, Any Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson film, Mrs Doubtfire, Liar Liar, Nolan's Batman trilogy, Aladdin, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Robin Hood, Frozen, Hercules, Mary Poppins, Mulan, The Lion King, Toy Story trilogy, Rush, Blazing Saddles, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, 12 Angry Men, Miracle on 34th Street (1994), Spartacus, Avengers Assemble, Harry Potter, Gladiator, The Hunger Games, Casino Royale, Skyfall, Shrek, Shrek 2, I, Robot, Never Back Down, Chicago, Bowling For Columbine, Fahrenheit 9/11, Moulin Rouge, The Bourne trilogy.
Favourite TV Shows:
The Big Bang Theory, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Family Guy, WWE Raw, Blackadder, Historical/Wildlife/Natural History documentaries, Match Of The Day, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Have I Got News For You, The Graham Norton Show, Top Gear, Mock The Week, Friends, Would I Lie To You?, House of Cards.
Favorite Music:
I have a very wide ranging musical palate. Rage Against The Machine, Nirvana, Guns 'n' Roses, The Scorpions, Metallica, Stereophonics, Green Day, Elvis, The Who, The Eagles, Nightwish, Billy Joel, Blink 182, Bowling For Soup, Take That, The Offspring, Living Colour, Eminem, Frank Sinatra, Disney Songs, Musical songs, Queen.


Date Joined:
30 Oct 2013
Last Visit:
20 Mar 2016 (633 days ago)
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Cursum Veri Amoris

Liam and Christie lay in the bed together, both massively erect. Both were awake and aware that Liam's erection was nuzzling between Christie's bum cheeks, but both were hesitant, nervous to make the first move. Liam felt Christie's bottom gently tense against his shaft and he couldn't help but smile. He tensed his penis in response and the stiffening of his shaft eased his cock...

Added 09 Aug 2015 | Category Trans | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 8,374 | 6 Comments

Quod Somnia Veniat

Christie had fallen asleep the night before in the arms of Liam. She had sex with a man called David, who she picked up in a bar, all whilst Liam watched and masturbated. David had then left and Liam and Christie had fallen asleep together spooning. Christie woke up the next morning a bit dazed and confused. She had a bright light streaming into her bleary eyes and she could hear a...

Added 08 Aug 2015 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,970 | 2 Comments

Oculi qui vident

Maggie was hardly spending any time at the flat. For the past week, she had stayed over at the house of her lover, who it turned out was called Ryan after all. Every day she came back to the flat for clean underwear walking more and more like John Wayne, but progressively with a bigger smile. Maggie and Ryan had discovered a shared love of light bondage. In their case, this meant restraining...

Added 02 Aug 2015 | Category Voyeur | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,369 | 2 Comments

Amor vitae injuriosum retines populum

Liam had now been living with Maggie and Christie for three weeks. It had been a thoroughly enjoyable experience. It had been very easy for them all to be comfortable around each other straight away and the flat felt like home very quickly. Liam supposed this was due to the passionate threesome they had indulged in the first night they had met. However, nor had their lives together become...

Added 26 Jul 2015 | Category Group Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,105 | 2 Comments

Hic semper in deteriora antequam lucesceret

As weeks go, this had been a rough one. Liam Edwards walked down the dull, limestone-lined street sombrely, as though in a funeral march. On Monday, his girlfriend of nearly two years, Kayla, left him and took their dog, a one-year-old spaniel called Louie. On Tuesday, his employer, A-Star Fitness, announced staff-streamlining measures (read: job losses) in his department, Marketing...

Added 10 Jul 2015 | Category Taboo | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,198 | 5 Comments

Another Pornographic Shakespeare Parody

If you have spunk, prepare to spill it now. You all do know this thong. I remember The first time ever Sarah put it on; 'Twas on a summer's evening in her tent, That day she came over the Nervii. Look! in this place ran Cassius' finger through; See what a rent the lascivious Casca made; Through this the well-beloved Brutus fuck'd. And as he pluck'd his throbbing cock away, Mark how the juice...

Added 03 May 2014 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4 | Views 1,049 | 2 Comments

A Pornographic Shakespeare Parody

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your wives! What light through yonder beaver breaks? It is the yeast and the clitoris is my sun. I saw the source of morning dew betwixt thine thighs as I removed my source of Grecian power, As if King Midas dared to touch the clouds, Upon thy body fell a golden shower. I thought how black a night and blue A load. Once more unto the breach, dear friends,...

Added 02 May 2014 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 1,346 | 7 Comments

Our Love

Kissing, caressing, contorting; This is our love. Licking, loving, lusting; This is our love. Gripping, grabbing, grinding; This is our love. Fingering, feeling, fondling; This is our love. Simpering, sucking, salivating; This is our love. Mounting, mating, masturbating; This is our love. Binding, breathing, bursting; This is our love. Panting, penetrating, pouring. This is...

Added 04 Nov 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.17 | Views 1,176 | 2 Comments

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I would have added another comment but I've just fainted!!
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I like you now you're David Tennant again. And in a kilt!! swoons
22 Mar 2015 16:48

A very sexy writer, takes his time and uses his brain... very hot x
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My favoritest gif in the history of ever.

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Aye, it's the kilts drive the lasses wild, lol.
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