About Jam_Wil_Mac
Biography

Allons-y!! My name is James and I am 26 years old. I am 6'2" with a lean, toned build. I have blue eyes and light brown hair. MY PROFILE PIC IS NOT OF MYSELF!

I love cybering and sharing sexual chat and masturbation. I'm here to flirt, have fun, explore sexuality and read stories.

Me in one word: Effervescent.

"Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on."

"If the bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such."

"Maybe just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene'."

"Surely you can't be serious?!"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy."

Name:
James is Concupiscent
Sex:
Male 
Age:
26
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
Slut
Orientation:
Bi-curious
Location:
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Shetland, United Kingdom
Interests:
I am a huge fan of Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Football, Pro Wrestling, going to the cinema and Game of Thrones. Also I rather like (LOVE!) sex and flirting!!

I love exploring, discovering and discussing sex, sexuality, fantasies and experiences with like-minded individuals. I also really enjoy creative, random, intelligent chats about nothing and everything. I love role play.
Favorite Books:
Harry Potters, Stieg Larsson's "Millennium" series, Jo Nesbo's Harry Hole series, Shakespeare's plays, The Importance of Being Earnest, Arcadia.
Favorite Authors:
JK Rowling, Stieg Larsson, Jo Nesbo, Shakespeare, Dan Brown, Oscar Wilde, Tom Stoppard.
Favorite Movies:
Monty Python, the Naked Guns, Airplane!, Any Denzel Washington film, Any Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson film, Mrs Doubtfire, Liar Liar, Nolan's Batman trilogy, Aladdin, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Robin Hood, Frozen, Hercules, Mary Poppins, Mulan, The Lion King, Toy Story trilogy, Rush, Blazing Saddles, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, 12 Angry Men, Miracle on 34th Street (1994), Spartacus, Avengers Assemble, Harry Potter, Gladiator, The Hunger Games, Casino Royale, Skyfall, Shrek, Shrek 2, I, Robot, Never Back Down, Chicago, Bowling For Columbine, Fahrenheit 9/11, Moulin Rouge, The Bourne trilogy.
Favourite TV Shows:
The Big Bang Theory, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Family Guy, WWE Raw, Blackadder, Historical/Wildlife/Natural History documentaries, Match Of The Day, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Have I Got News For You, The Graham Norton Show, Top Gear, Mock The Week, Friends, Would I Lie To You?, House of Cards.
Favorite Music:
I have a very wide ranging musical palate. Rage Against The Machine, Nirvana, Guns 'n' Roses, The Scorpions, Metallica, Stereophonics, Green Day, Elvis, The Who, The Eagles, Nightwish, Billy Joel, Blink 182, Bowling For Soup, Take That, The Offspring, Living Colour, Eminem, Frank Sinatra, Disney Songs, Musical songs, Queen.
Statistics
Date Joined:
30 Oct 2013
Last Visit:
05 Jul 2015 (6 hours ago)
Page Viewed:
3,257 times
Friends:
94
Followers:
1
Days in Chat:
0
Days on Site:
30+
Forum Posts:
1,056
Stories:
3
Badges:
6

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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted: 27 May 2015 13:33

We've skinny dipped before... Do you not remember the summer of 1941, when we were eloping together in Chile

Topic: I AM
Posted: 27 May 2015 13:17

I am waiting to hear the result of the above decision.

Topic: REDEFINITIONS (word humor challenge)
Posted: 27 May 2015 13:13

Sphincter- a type of large baseball glove.

Example: I caught the ball with my sphincter.

Topic: In your view what is a difference between a girl and a woman?
Posted: 27 May 2015 12:21

The difference is maturity, intellect and attitude.

But more over a person isn't defined by labels, they are defined by who they are and what they do.

Topic: Another kiss,Pass,Wedgie,Grope,GrabTits,Slap,Tickle,Poke,Fondle,Stalk,Insult,NO FUCKING
Posted: 27 May 2015 12:11

Invite for a coffee and a chivalrous kiss of the hand

Topic: cities game
Posted: 27 May 2015 10:51

Seattle

Topic: I have never
Posted: 27 May 2015 10:50

I have never eaten a gherkin

Topic: Talk in song titles
Posted: 27 May 2015 10:49

You Give Love A Bad Name ~ Bon Jovi

Topic: Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted: 27 May 2015 10:48

Yes, I believe I definitely would.

Topic: I AM
Posted: 27 May 2015 10:47

I am about to play 5-a-side football. Still get that child-like excitement before playing football.

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Recent Activity
Stories Published By Jam_Wil_Mac
Another Pornographic Shakespeare Parody

If you have spunk, prepare to spill it now. You all do know this thong. I remember The first time ever Sarah put it on; 'Twas on a summer's evening in her tent, That day she came over the Nervii. Look! in this place ran Cassius' finger through; See what a rent the lascivious Casca made; Through this the well-beloved Brutus fuck'd. And as he pluck'd his throbbing cock away, Mark how the juice...

Added 03 May 2014 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 628 | 3 Comments

A Pornographic Shakespeare Parody

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your wives! What light through yonder beaver breaks? It is the yeast and the clitoris is my sun. I saw the source of morning dew betwixt thine thighs as I removed my source of Grecian power, As if King Midas dared to touch the clouds, Upon thy body fell a golden shower. I thought how black a night and blue A load. Once more unto the breach, dear friends,...

Added 02 May 2014 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 852 | 8 Comments

Our Love

Kissing, caressing, contorting; This is our love. Licking, loving, lusting; This is our love. Gripping, grabbing, grinding; This is our love. Fingering, feeling, fondling; This is our love. Simpering, sucking, salivating; This is our love. Mounting, mating, masturbating; This is our love. Binding, breathing, bursting; This is our love. Panting, penetrating, pouring. This is...

Added 04 Nov 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.29 | Views 804 | 3 Comments

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curvygalore
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 16:53
I would have added another comment but I've just fainted!!

curvygalore
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 16:48
I like you now you're David Tennant again. And in a kilt!! swoons

Lixa
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 02:57
A very sexy writer, takes his time and uses his brain... very hot x
QueenAmyy
Posted: 12 Mar 2015 15:55
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Posted: 20 Feb 2015 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

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Posted: 24 Oct 2014 15:38
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CurlyGirly
Posted: 15 May 2014 17:15
My favoritest gif in the history of ever.

dpw
Posted: 09 May 2014 01:49

Aye, it's the kilts drive the lasses wild, lol.

sweet_as_candy
Posted: 04 May 2014 04:42

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Posted: 04 May 2014 04:21
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