About Jam_Wil_Mac

Allons-y!! My name is James and I am 26 years old. I am 6'2" with a lean, toned build. I have blue eyes and light brown hair. MY PROFILE PIC IS NOT OF MYSELF!

I love cybering and sharing sexual chat and masturbation. I'm here to flirt, have fun, explore sexuality and read stories.

Me in one word: Effervescent.

"Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on."

"If the bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such."

"Maybe just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene'."

"Surely you can't be serious?!"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy."

James is Concupiscent
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with PrincessC
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Shetland, United Kingdom
I am a huge fan of Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Football, Pro Wrestling, going to the cinema and Game of Thrones. Also I rather like (LOVE!) sex and flirting!!

I love exploring, discovering and discussing sex, sexuality, fantasies and experiences with like-minded individuals. I also really enjoy creative, random, intelligent chats about nothing and everything. I love role play.
Favorite Books:
Harry Potters, Stieg Larsson's "Millennium" series, Jo Nesbo's Harry Hole series, Shakespeare's plays, The Importance of Being Earnest, Arcadia.
Favorite Authors:
JK Rowling, Stieg Larsson, Jo Nesbo, Shakespeare, Dan Brown, Oscar Wilde, Tom Stoppard.
Favorite Movies:
Monty Python, the Naked Guns, Airplane!, Any Denzel Washington film, Any Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson film, Mrs Doubtfire, Liar Liar, Nolan's Batman trilogy, Aladdin, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Robin Hood, Frozen, Hercules, Mary Poppins, Mulan, The Lion King, Toy Story trilogy, Rush, Blazing Saddles, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, 12 Angry Men, Miracle on 34th Street (1994), Spartacus, Avengers Assemble, Harry Potter, Gladiator, The Hunger Games, Casino Royale, Skyfall, Shrek, Shrek 2, I, Robot, Never Back Down, Chicago, Bowling For Columbine, Fahrenheit 9/11, Moulin Rouge, The Bourne trilogy.
Favourite TV Shows:
The Big Bang Theory, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Family Guy, WWE Raw, Blackadder, Historical/Wildlife/Natural History documentaries, Match Of The Day, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Have I Got News For You, The Graham Norton Show, Top Gear, Mock The Week, Friends, Would I Lie To You?, House of Cards.
Favorite Music:
I have a very wide ranging musical palate. Rage Against The Machine, Nirvana, Guns 'n' Roses, The Scorpions, Metallica, Stereophonics, Green Day, Elvis, The Who, The Eagles, Nightwish, Billy Joel, Blink 182, Bowling For Soup, Take That, The Offspring, Living Colour, Eminem, Frank Sinatra, Disney Songs, Musical songs, Queen.
Date Joined:
30 Oct 2013
Last Visit:
20 May 2015 (3 days ago)
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Your Favourite Sex Act
Posted: 10 May 2015 09:12

Definitely giving oral, it's pretty powerful giving pleasure.

:D ;)

Topic: Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted: 08 May 2015 15:43

Enter Sandman by Metallica

Topic: what is your favorite movie quote
Posted: 08 May 2015 15:36

Where to start....

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy." The Life of Brian

"Shaken or Stirred?"
"Do I look like I care?" Casion Royale (2006)

"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." Airplane!

"I love you."
"I know." Star Wars

"Why so serious?" The Dark Knight

"Want to see a magic trick? I bet I can make this pencil, disappear." The Dark Knight

"Sex Panther- 60% of the time it works all the time." Anchorman

"Patience is a virtue!"
"Not right now it isn't!" The Mummy (1999)

Topic: cities game
Posted: 21 Mar 2015 08:18


Topic: Sexual ABC's
Posted: 21 Mar 2015 08:17


Topic: I AM
Posted: 11 Jan 2015 13:16

I am winning the Champions League in Football Manager '15 with Bristol City.

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 11 Jan 2015 13:11

Respectfully obey my house rules

Topic: straight/bi/gay
Posted: 11 Jan 2015 12:56

I am straight, but would be interested in experiencing variety. I have had minor gay/bisexual experiences in the past. I would like most to try giving head, but would probably be most comfortable giving head to a transgirl.

Topic: teen or milf
Posted: 05 Jan 2015 12:05

One of each at the same time.

Topic: Can you recall the best blowjob you ever received?
Posted: 05 Jan 2015 12:04

A friend and I were drinking and laughing one night. We got cosier and cosier and more less-sober. We started playful touching and poking each other. Eventually she unzipped me as part of the play which was quickly followed by her taking my helmet in her mouth. As she tenderly and sexily sucked, she took more and more of me into her mouth. Finally as she deep throated me slowly and massaged my balls softly I exploded in her mouth.

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Recent Activity
Stories Published By Jam_Wil_Mac
Another Pornographic Shakespeare Parody

If you have spunk, prepare to spill it now. You all do know this thong. I remember The first time ever Sarah put it on; 'Twas on a summer's evening in her tent, That day she came over the Nervii. Look! in this place ran Cassius' finger through; See what a rent the lascivious Casca made; Through this the well-beloved Brutus fuck'd. And as he pluck'd his throbbing cock away, Mark how the juice...

Added 03 May 2014 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 593 | 3 Comments

A Pornographic Shakespeare Parody

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your wives! What light through yonder beaver breaks? It is the yeast and the clitoris is my sun. I saw the source of morning dew betwixt thine thighs as I removed my source of Grecian power, As if King Midas dared to touch the clouds, Upon thy body fell a golden shower. I thought how black a night and blue A load. Once more unto the breach, dear friends,...

Added 02 May 2014 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 810 | 8 Comments

Our Love

Kissing, caressing, contorting; This is our love. Licking, loving, lusting; This is our love. Gripping, grabbing, grinding; This is our love. Fingering, feeling, fondling; This is our love. Simpering, sucking, salivating; This is our love. Mounting, mating, masturbating; This is our love. Binding, breathing, bursting; This is our love. Panting, penetrating, pouring. This is...

Added 04 Nov 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.29 | Views 776 | 3 Comments

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I would have added another comment but I've just fainted!!

Posted: 22 Mar 2015 16:48
I like you now you're David Tennant again. And in a kilt!! swoons
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 02:57
A very sexy writer, takes his time and uses his brain... very hot x
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My favoritest gif in the history of ever.

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