Forum posts made by jaymal

Topic Happy Birthday "Sweet_as_Candy"
Posted 19 Nov 2013 13:15

Happy Birthday, sexy Candy Girl! Here's wishing you hot and sexy times. HUGE HUG, Jake ;)

Topic Announcing: "No Mercy", by Jake Malden (Jaymal)
Posted 17 Mar 2013 05:49

Thanks for the encouragement, my outrageously sexy Lush-pals. Here's hoping the story will reap substantial rewards for both me and Lush Publishing. Yes, Nicola, it is a bit of a departure from my usual style, but a refreshingly direct and raunchy departure I hope.

Jake.

Topic Announcing: The Jared Effect, an e-Book by Jake Malden is now available on Amazon.com!
Posted 01 Sep 2012 01:39

Many thanks for the good wishes, everyone. I'm - what's the word? - stoked to have The Jared Effect published by Lush. I think it's hot horny fun for fun's sake and hope that Lush and I sell a million copies. Well if E. L. bloody James can do it...

Topic Sexy Sentiments * What's your favorite?
Posted 13 Apr 2012 13:33

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How much does that one give away about you, Angel? ;)

Topic Happy Birthday to Dancing_Doll!!!!
Posted 02 Feb 2012 13:25

Ash, your birthday is on Groundhog Day!!! Does that mean you'll be celebrating over and over and over again?????

Topic Happy Birthday Her Royal Spriteness!
Posted 23 Sep 2011 13:10

Spritely Rach - Happy Feckin' Birthday!!!!!!!!! Sword Fight

Wow, I appear to have attached a Neely episode as my signature!!! I'd forgotten that...

Topic Badges
Posted 22 Aug 2011 03:42

Good work, Alan. Always healthy to laugh at our own pain...

Topic Happy Birthday GemGeekett
Posted 29 May 2011 08:12

Happy Birthday, Gem!!!!!!!!!

Hope you're having a great day.

Jake xox

Topic Fave sex/love scene?
Posted 02 Apr 2011 00:02

The masturbation scene(s) in The Secretary - James Spader while looking at Maggie Gyllenhaal's ass, then her alone in the toilet cubicle after. Sensationally hot.

Topic Has anyone ever?
Posted 21 Feb 2011 14:30

Not where I work. That would just be a BAAAAAAAD idea.

Topic Recommend A Story!
Posted 21 Feb 2011 14:29

Got to second Dancing Doll's 'Casting Couch' recommendation. Mia_Erotica is a favourite writer of mine. Deserves way more exposure here on Lush. Can't find it right now, so here's her link to another, equally good:



Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 21 Feb 2011 14:13

The red beans and rice I just ate. While watching The Book of Eli, which was a pretty damn good movie.

Topic where do you read Lush stories?
Posted 21 Feb 2011 14:07

Kitchen table of a Saturday/Sunday morning.

Topic What would you like to do to the person above?
Posted 21 Feb 2011 13:59

Introduce her to my tortoise-shell tabby.

Topic What Are You Wearing?
Posted 20 Feb 2011 18:59

Jogging bottoms, hoodie, slippers. Damn. There goes the mystery.

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 20 Feb 2011 18:58

Florence and the Machine - Drumming Song

Topic Word association game
Posted 20 Feb 2011 18:55

Union

Topic Things that piss you off
Posted 20 Feb 2011 18:50

Other drivers not acknowledging when you let them in.

Celebrity gossip magazines.

Rogue apostrophes.

Topic Is Fantasising the same as cheating?
Posted 20 Feb 2011 18:27

If it is, then we're every last one of us cheaters.

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 20 Feb 2011 18:24

Half-term holiday. Ohhhhhhhhhhh yes.

Topic How did you get started writing erotica?
Posted 17 Feb 2011 10:51

Was having very rude and inventive phone sex with a friend several years ago. She suggested I turn one of my more inventive scenarios into a story, so I did. Got a taste for it. Like Damon above, I found it easier to write to my own fantasies than to find stories which dealt with them sufficiently well. Oh yes - and then the writing aspect began to get its claws into me...

Topic Would you take the cash?
Posted 17 Feb 2011 10:43

Couldn't do it, Doll. I've spent too much time earning from jobs I hate. I could write to spec if it inspired me, but ain't no one gonna make me force it out when it constipates me. Now there's a disagreeable metaphor.

Topic Radiohead's new album is on pre-order now
Posted 17 Feb 2011 10:37

Good news. Although I'm anticipating Elbow's new one even more.

Topic What brought you to Lush and why do you stay?
Posted 17 Feb 2011 10:34

Peddling stories (well, giving them away), trying to build up a readership.

Interacting with other writers and readers with an opinion. All the damn fun that's available.

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 04 Feb 2011 15:28

Florence and the Machine. Gotta love a bit of Florence.

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Topic Happy Birthday Dancing Doll!
Posted 01 Feb 2011 23:28

I'm rubbish, I know. A whole day late. Happy Birthday, Dancing Doll. Hope you had a great one. Jake

Topic Happy Birthday Jaymal !!!!
Posted 23 Oct 2010 20:36

Guys,

What can I say? I was out partying and spent the greater part of today at a friend's place in recovery. Who'd've thought chilli would be good for that???

I've just got home to find a Lush forum birthday thread in my honour - how damn perfect. Thanks to Anastasia for kicking it off and to everyone else for adding the good wishes, cake and song. I feel inspired to write more...

Birthday kisses all round, even for Dirty Martini (the artist formerly known as Exacta),

Jake

Topic Announcing the Winners of our Earth Day Competition
Posted 25 Apr 2010 09:41

Thanks for all the congrats and the votes. You made this writer very happy. happy1

Hope everyone had a happy Earth Day,

Jaymal