About JefferyB


Hi … my name is JefferyB. I’ve been a member of the Lush family for several years now. I originally joined to read the stories with hopes that I could write a few as well. Since then I’ve published over 50 stories on Lush and eight books through Kindle. Reading these stories and writing them has become a major hobby. I’ve even been known to do some editing at the request of friends.

Through the last few years, I’ve made some lovely friends here and hope to add more as time goes on and I have more time for reading and writing. While I certainly don’t claim to be any kind of a writing expert, I am always more than happy to help those that need a little assistance. To date, I’ve had two stories place in competition’s Top 10 and have one Famous story on my own and another written with my good friend GreenEyedKitty.

Please feel free to stop by and leave your favorite pics and gifs. Through my friends, I’ve begun an erotic collection that is getting quite large. I confess that I’m not much for the chat rooms, but I’m always happy to message back and forth. You'll also find that I have a good sense of humor, never taking myself too seriously. And .. you'll notice that I have my own web-site that is devoted to non-PC humor.

Thanks for stopping by my page and learning something about me. I hope you’ll say ‘Hello.’ Also, I hope that you’ll read one of my stories and leave me your comments. I promise that I’ll return the favor.

Jeffery B
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Tidewater, Virginia, United States
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23 Apr 2018 17:47
I am semi-retired. My passion is singing with a large choral group
Favorite Books:
Whatever I'm reading right now.
Favorite Authors:
I’ve read everything ever written by Robert B. Parker. I love his style, character dialogue and his ability to create characters that you loved and hated. For entertainment, Clive Cussler is my man, but now he writes them faster than I can read them. I am constantly reading something, but now with the internet it is rarely something with pages made of paper. I enjoy (yes, enjoy) reading history.
Favorite Movies:
Way too many to list ... however, given the chance I would watch these over and over again: To Kill a Mockingbird, Patton, Mr. Roberts & Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Princess Bride anyone? The Quiet Man,Big Jake and True Grit with The Duke. There just isn't enough space for me to list all of the great movies.
Favourite TV Shows:
Survivor and Fixer Upper. This season I'm enjoying Designated Survivor.
Favorite Music:
Anything but Rap, which isn’t music anyway. Call it poetry to a beat, but not music. I am happy with Classical, Jazz, Big Band and Pop. Still think there was never anyone better than Sinatra, but can totally groove with Michael Bluble’. I love Broadway from South Pacific to Rent. Andrew Lloyd Webber – Hell yes! And of course, good old Rock & Roll.


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Topic: Please help me wish Midnitexpres (Tony) the best birthday ever!
Posted: 21 Jan 2018 20:17


Topic: Please help me wish Ping a very Happy Birthday....
Posted: 22 Dec 2017 08:05


Topic: How to control only automatic assault rifles in current circulation in the US?
Posted: 10 Nov 2017 14:04

If you will look at the murder rate PER CAPITA in the UK, you'll find that it is higher than the US. If you remove the murders (by firearms) in Chicago, Baltimore, Los Angeles, New York and Houston, you'll find that our 'murder rate' is one of the lowest in the world. In countries that ban firearms, people just use other weapons - and yes, bombs.

I hear some of you calling for bans on automatic weapons ... read the laws! Automatic weapons and 'assault weapons' have been banned in this country for many years. An AR-15 is NOT an assault weapon. It just looks 'scary' with the right add-ons. There are thousands of AR-15 owners that use them for hunting. for every legal weapon owned that are probably three that are 'black market.' Passing more laws won't do anything for those illegal weapons.

The Texas shooter should have never been able to purchase a firearm. If the laws had been enforced, he would not have had the guns. If you enforce the laws already on the books we'll be better off, but you can't legislate crazy people they'll find a way to cause pain.

Topic: Tell me about your favorite whiskey
Posted: 23 Oct 2017 13:30

I prefer a Highland's single malt scotch - Glenmorangie to be specific.

I'll mention that I've found an American whiskey that is surprisingly good and not expensive. The brand name is Imperial .


Topic: Help me wish punky (punkycalam) a very happy birthday
Posted: 12 Oct 2017 08:14

Party On!


Topic: Happy Birthday to Elizabethblack — the kindest and most wonderful lady in the Lush universe
Posted: 08 Sep 2017 08:11

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear Elizabeth
Happy Birthday to YOU!

Happy Birthday, Elizabeth. I hope you have an orgasmic day!

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Topic: Looking for a good cigar
Posted: 01 Sep 2017 10:16

I don't mean to butt in on a 'ask the gals' topic, but the previous suggestion to get a sampler pack was a great idea.

JR Cigars has a very information website and you can specify the strength and size you want as well as compare prices.

I know women that like ACID. I think you might like some of the GURKHA cigars (maybe Beauty)

You'll probably find the best pricing here: https://www.jrcigars.com/brand/cigar-samplers

JR offers special pricing on sample packs.

Topic: Cheerleaders
Posted: 17 Aug 2017 17:30

Then I went to Kansas City!

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Topic: Cheerleaders
Posted: 17 Aug 2017 17:29

The Dirty Old Man with the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders is ME!


Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 10 Aug 2017 07:02

Are you actually trying to insinuate that because you have gray hair on your face, you are somehow more insightful than people younger than you? This is the oldest trick in the book and the lowest hanging fruit on internet threads.

Unless you've spent your golden years engaging in academic pursuits and not simply sitting around with your hand down your pants like Al Bundy watching FOX news, then I would be willing to bet that your ability to evaluate information on an objective basis is suspect at the very least.

This whole "I'm smarter than you because I'm older than you" schtick really doesn't fly around here.

As for the actual topic...

Trump's benefits come from him being a ridiculous personality. And anyone that associates with that ridiculous personality is putting themselves up for ridicule as well. You can't have it both ways.

Clinton and Obama's children were just that. Children. Trump's kids are actively engaged in being politically active. Chelsea and the Obama kids were never given official government positions.

And can we dispense with the idea that these are "kids." They are 33, 35 and 39 years old respectively. Two of the three are actually old enough to serve as president. These are adults that have actively chosen to be complicit in their fathers dismantling of America and the world. They are all benefiting financially and thus they should be scrutinized for the choices they make.

Please though...explain to all of us "kids" how the fact that you have a grey goatee and a pot belly makes you more qualified to provide insight on the current political climate.


I would not compliment your vomit with a reply.

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The Grimoire - Part 3 Marie Alexandra Victoria

Returning home from Egypt and a long week with Cleopatra, Agnes and I did very little but sleep for two days. I had lingering dreams of the Queen of the Nile. Visions of her beautiful naked body haunted my sleep. My mind kept replaying videos of Agnes and Cleo wrapped together moaning as their tongues brought one orgasm after another. The constant dreams kept me in an almost continuous state...

Added 13 Apr 2018 | Category Historical | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 995 | 14 Comments

Recommended Read Another Zander Audition

Spencer was the official photographer for the Zander Corporation, a secretive organization made up of business professionals. The group’s purpose was to use their power and influence to assist upwardly mobile individuals toward career success. The reason the group remained secret was due to their operating procedures. Ninety-nine percent of their ‘internships’ were awarded to women. They...

Added 19 Jul 2017 | Category Anal | Votes 16 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,473 | 13 Comments

Best Summer Ever

  Kevin sat at the family breakfast playing with his cell phone. He hadn’t been up too late last night and decided to get out of bed around 9:00 to see if any of his buddies had plans for the day. It was the summer between his Junior and Senior years in high school. His parents had left for a three day trip after leaving a stern warning that there would be no parties in the house while...

Added 24 Jun 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 52 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 26,022 | 40 Comments

Recommended Read The Nerds - Sex Education 201

The next morning Donna and Todd were again sitting at the breakfast table reading when their father walked in and joined them. “What are you two up to today?” he asked as he poured a cup of coffee in his travel mug. “Same as usual,” Todd answered without looking up from his book. “We both have classes today. I think I’ll let Donna drive today.” “That’s great,” the father said as he walked...

Added 14 Feb 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 60 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,853 | 42 Comments

Youth Revisited

Pulling her car up to the traffic light, she picked up the large plaque on the seat beside her and read it once again. “ Presented to Dr. Amanda G. Cartwright for Outstanding Service to the English Department, City College .” She read the inscription once more and smiled. After all these years and all this work she finally received some recognition. She thought of her husband, Gary,...

Added 15 Oct 2014 | Category MILF | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 33,398 | 24 Comments


Alec had just finished working with a mother to get some shots of her six month-old baby girl. As he walked into his office he wondered how many baby pictures he had taken in his thirty years as a professional photographer. He reminded himself he shouldn’t complain about anyone that still used a photographer. With the number of cameras available to people now, it was a wonder he had...

Added 27 Apr 2016 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 53 | Avg Score 5 | Views 26,022 | 26 Comments

Recommended Read Are You Watching?

It had been a little over a year since David and his wife Christi had finally had anal sex. It had been an act that they had tried once early in their marriage, but had stopped because Christi said that it hurt. David, being the kind-hearted man that he was couldn’t stand to see her in discomfort and never tried again. The truth was, he loved her ass and wanted it so badly that he could...

Added 06 Feb 2017 | Category Anal | Votes 31 | Avg Score 5 | Views 16,095 | 24 Comments

Recommended Read Neighbors

A few minutes past 10:00 in the evening, Karen walked through the small living room of her one bedroom apartment. As she walked to her kitchen she heard the voice that called her every night. Stopping in the doorway to the kitchen, she looked back at the single chair sitting in front of the small table holding her laptop computer. “Leave me alone,” she shouted at the empty chair. ...

Added 24 Mar 2016 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 29 | Avg Score 5 | Views 10,103 | 24 Comments

Recommended Read The Fires of Lust

Sitting alone in the booth, Mickey was having lunch and reading the newspaper. Mickey was a quiet man, well read and confident in himself. He owned a small but profitable company. You could say that Mickey met life on his own terms. He owned a home and lived comfortably. It was hard to say that Mickey had a routine, but he did enjoy his lunchtime, sitting quietly and reading. He was keen...

Added 31 Mar 2017 | Category Interracial | Votes 17 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,488 | 15 Comments


David and Christi were on their way home from an office party. She had come to him after they had been there only a little over an hour with a plea to take her home. When he asked if she was feeling unwell, she simply replied that she wanted to go home. He thanked the host, saying that they had to be up early the next day and left. The ride home had been quiet, but when David put on...

Added 06 Oct 2015 | Category Anal | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 17,231 | 20 Comments

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The Grimoire -Part 2 - Cleo Baby

  "Why so thoughtful, John?" She asked. "I'm not sure. We've spent the last few months inside. I have not regretted a second of the time spent with you, as it has been the most intense time of my life. But I now feel the time has come to see new vistas," I said to Agnes. Agnes was a witch. Not the type who flew on broomsticks or mixed potions in a cauldron. Agnes was one of the Salem...

Added 09 Apr 2018 | Category Threesomes | Votes 33 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,428 | 37 Comments

Recommended Read The Nerds - Sex Education 301 And Graduation

  “We’ll see,” Donna had told Todd, but her mind was spinning. Todd put his nose against hers and said again, “Tomorrow we are going to fuck. You can choose the position. You can decide if you want to do it in your bed or mine. You can choose if you want to do it in the afternoon when we are the only ones at home or at night after our parents are in bed. But tomorrow we are going to fuck.”...

Added 22 Feb 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 53 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,316 | 59 Comments

Recommended Read "The Nerds" - Sex Education 101

Donna sat across the kitchen table from her step-brother, Todd.  “ What a nerd ,” she thought to herself. “He wears glasses that look like coke bottles, reads computer magazines and prefers playing on-line games better than most anything else,” she thought. Donna and Todd had become step-siblings five years ago when their parents married.  Their birthdays were only a few days apart, so they...

Added 09 Feb 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 71 | Avg Score 5 | Views 19,244 | 81 Comments

The Kissing Booth

Lost in a maze of vibrant music, children's laughter, and carnie banter as they desperately pushed their wares, my mind wandered as if desperate to be anywhere but the circus. Eyes brimming with jealousy, I watched the happy couples meandering hand in hand, envious of their appearance of normalcy. Normal is not a word one would use to describe my family. Dragged from town to town my...

Added 21 Mar 2017 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 45 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,674 | 40 Comments

Spinning Down The Rabbit Hole, Part Two

Waking from a very enjoyable dream in which she was being kissed, Briana had a momentary shock when she wasn’t certain were she was. Instantly she realized that she was naked and in a bed not her own. In the next instant she knew that she was in Mitch’s bed and the memories of the previous night came flooding back into her mind. As she stretched she found multiple wet spots in the very...

Added 02 May 2014 | Category Anal | Votes 42 | Avg Score 5 | Views 32,085 | 30 Comments

Spinning Down The Rabbit Hole, Part Three

Bre heard a familiar voice outside her office door and looked up to see Mitch standing outside talking with her assistant. “God, but he is beautiful,” she thought to herself. Her mind was immediately flooded with images from Wednesday night when he stopped at her house after work for a drink and didn’t leave until 2:00 AM. Her eyes roamed over his body; she remembered how great he...

Added 16 Jul 2014 | Category First Time | Votes 25 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,048 | 19 Comments

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