About Jen


Just a girl with a rainbow umbrella

Relationship Status:
Taken by sprite
Lost in my own mind, Scotland
Local Time:
23 Jul 2018 16:17
Travelling, reading, photography, cookies
Favorite Books:
Sci-Fi, murder mystery, romance, fantasy. I still love kids/teen/young adult books because of the imagination in them
Favorite Authors:
James Rollins, Lee Child, Piers Anthony, Matthew Reilly, Nora Roberts, Barbara Michaels, Robert Jordan, Alistair MacLean, Christopher Pike
Favorite Movies:
The Goonies, Labyrinth, Back to the Future, Wild Orchid, Overboard, Die Hard, The Avengers
Favourite TV Shows:
GoT, Firefly, Castle, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Big Bang Theory, Banshee, You're The Worst, Modern Family, Stranger Things, Lucifer, izombie, Friends, Big Little Lies, Doctor Who
Favorite Music:
Springsteen, Scandinavian pop/rock and a whole range in between. There's not much I don't like other than jazz. Jazz makes me angry.


Date Joined:
24 Sep 2011
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Jul 2018 19:57

"After another soft moan, Robin rolled over, pulled up one knee, pushing her sheets onto the floor. Craig started to move away, then froze, mesmerized by the sight of her bare bottom thrust toward the ceiling."

If she's sleeping I'd be tempted to make the action sound more passive. Maybe swap 'pulled up one knee' for 'one knee pulling up'?

After another soft moan Robin rolled over, one knee pulling up causing her sheets to fall onto the floor. Craig started to move away, then froze, mesmerized by the sight of her bare bottom thrust toward the ceiling."

Maybe a wee hot cocoa while I'm here. Might help me get back to sleep!

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Jul 2018 13:19

for you, i'll harvest the leaves, grind them into tea and strain them with spring water. <3

*Ruffles your hair and kisses your nose*

Such a pleasant, friendly little kitty <img src="/images/emoticons/love7.gif" alt="love7">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Jul 2018 13:01


Can I have a cup of tea please, my love? *Bats eyelashes*

Topic: We've published 50,000+ stories and poems!
Posted: 22 Jul 2018 10:06

i know. i'm exhausted. i need a nap.

Nicola is passed out drunk in her office. We can nap there. I heard her snoring earlier.

Topic: We've published 50,000+ stories and poems!
Posted: 22 Jul 2018 10:04

just fixed that for you :)

You should really rest now. That's the most work you've done in about 3 years <img src="/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">

Topic: We've published 50,000+ stories and poems!
Posted: 22 Jul 2018 09:55

Congratulations, that's truly a serious achievement!

What was the first story?


(I'm trying to ignore the missing apostrophe, lol)

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 20 Jul 2018 15:25

Definitely some good ideas there.

An unrelated suggestion:

Could comp entries (ie. the ones that don't win a prize or make the top ten) be flagged in some way? I'm starting to forget which of my older stories were originally posted for comps and there are times I'd like to know.

You should be able to see this already. Either go into the competition tab and click on each separate comp name for a full list of entrants


Or, go into your stories list and the ones entered in a comp will still say it next to the score


Topic: Gimme a dirty limerick... maybe win GOLD!
Posted: 19 Jul 2018 07:32

There once was a lassie named Jen
Who groaned, "I can't come again!"
So to give her the proof
Liz speed-licked her foof
And she screamed through orgasm number ten.

<img src="/images/emoticons/cute-blush.gif" alt="cuteblush">

(No number. Just wanted to contribute a limerick).

L x

Oh my god, lol <img src="/images/emoticons/love7.gif" alt="love7">

Topic: Lost badges this weekend of March 24th, 2018.
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 10:33

I still haven't received my autobiography badge I have filled everything out on my profile.

I don't think you've posted a blog. Give us a saucy pic or a naughty thought and that should do it :)

Topic: Is anyone horny right now?
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 08:36

I have been most this week, but it's a specific type of horny.

Specific like big-breasted, Scottish, brunette specific, or like, I need cock, specific?

Umm, asking for a friend <img src="/images/emoticons/angel7.gif" alt="angel7">

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The bead of sweat hung from her brow for an indecisive second before falling to the floor. Heat was everywhere. Flames licked in the corner hearth, oppressive warmth building in the darkened room. Naked skin glistened as she hung facedown from the ropes, hogtied, legs spread, knees bent back. Her arms were crossed behind her back and tied at the wrists. She swung gently. Too slowly to get...

Added 28 May 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 20 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,162 | 22 Comments

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Every sinew was stretched. Her back delicately arched and her shoulders screamed with silent tension as they surrendered to the demands of the rope. One limb, one corner. The four poster bed dominated the space. Its place, dead centre, gave the room its purpose. There would be no resting here, no hiding. The perimeter of the room was a walkway around that bed and tonight, she was the exhibit....

Added 06 Jan 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 41 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,138 | 36 Comments

Rear Window: 2

I froze, then slowly closed my eyes and counted to three. Please please please... I creaked one back open. Nope. He still stood there, grinning that familiar smug grin. Shit. Literally caught wet-handed. How was one supposed to react in such a situation? Why was he still so goddam cute? Jesus, Angela, get your mind out your panties. My limbs stayed frozen as he walked slowly towards...

Added 24 Jul 2017 | Category Voyeur | Votes 27 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,029 | 24 Comments

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The apartment door closed behind me with an echoing thud. Three whole weeks , I thought excitedly, as I eyed up the expensive looking paintings hanging in the large hallway which stretched out before me. I didn't recognise a single one, which meant the Jacksons had probably paid a fortune for them. I pushed my butt off the door, dropped my suitcase, and happy-danced my way down the...

Added 01 May 2017 | Category Voyeur | Votes 42 | Avg Score 5 | Views 10,308 | 31 Comments

Editor's Pick Stuck On You

" Whaddyamean stuck? " Aghast, I strained my neck and peered down between my spread legs, where my girlfriend currently had her face buried in my wet and needy snatch. I'd been pretty close to cumming when my pre-orgasmic blissful build-up was rudely interrupted by her panicked mumbles about getting stuck. For a second, various improbable medical nightmares ran through my head as...

Added 04 Dec 2016 | Category Lesbian | Votes 57 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 15,717 | 47 Comments

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The bass from the music was pumping from the speakers. It poured onto the dance floor like molten tar, animating the bodies writhing in the smoky gloom. She watched the dance floor and its gyrating zombies with a bored expression and a curl of her immaculately rouged lip while she lounged on a bar stool, dry martini in one hand. Her long legs were crossed, the hemline of her dress...

Added 20 Oct 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 46 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,615 | 42 Comments

Editor's Pick The Benefits Of Living Alone

I shut the laptop with slightly shaky hands. I was wet. Ridiculously so. I could feel my pussy lips smoosh against each other as I scooted back on the couch and replayed his words in my head. He always had this effect on me. It was just words on a screen, but without fail I'd find myself getting wet when he told me what he wanted to do to me. It wasn't everyone I talked to. Just him. He had...

Added 31 Jan 2016 | Category Hardcore | Votes 107 | Avg Score 5 | Views 77,968 | 77 Comments

Editor's Pick Summer in the City

I met him in a bar, of all places. I had always claimed to be such a good girl, but I lost myself on that dance floor, enthralled by the lazy summer beats and the slumberous passion in his eyes. Four or five shots of jack will loosen the most reluctant of hips, and I was already feeling a growing need by the time he pulled my waist close against his and I no longer remembered to count. I...

Added 29 Jun 2015 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 51 | Avg Score 5 | Views 29,421 | 38 Comments

Cade and Eve, Part 1

Her day started off like any other. The morning alarm woke her to the beautiful sight of sun streaming in her window and the tantalising aroma of coffee from the kitchen. Man, she loved programmable coffee makers - one of the only good things to come out of her two-year long relationship with her lousy ex. Well, he was long gone, but in the 6 months she had been single, Eve didn’t think a day...

Added 28 Sep 2011 | Category BDSM | Votes 80 | Avg Score 5 | Views 42,927 | 26 Comments

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The storm was gathering pace. My window panorama showed the trees thrashing about, trying to cling on to the steep cliffs that dropped sharply to the ocean. The cliff-top house creaked and shuddered around me in the gale, 400 feet above a small bay that was being relentlessly pounded by wave after wave of angry, dark-grey water. Just yesterday, I had picked my way carefully down the cliff...

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