About Jen

Biography

Just a girl with a rainbow umbrella

Name:
Jen
Sex:
Female 
Sign:
Aquarius
Relationship Status:
Taken by sprite
Orientation:
Fluid
Location:
Lost in my own mind, Scotland
Local Time:
27 Apr 2018 09:47
Interests:
Travelling, reading, photography, cookies
Favorite Books:
Sci-Fi, murder mystery, romance, fantasy. I still love kids/teen/young adult books because of the imagination in them
Favorite Authors:
James Rollins, Lee Child, Piers Anthony, Matthew Reilly, Nora Roberts, Barbara Michaels, Robert Jordan, Alistair MacLean, Christopher Pike
Favorite Movies:
The Goonies, Labyrinth, Back to the Future, Wild Orchid, Overboard, Die Hard, The Avengers
Favourite TV Shows:
GoT, Firefly, Castle, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Big Bang Theory, Banshee, You're The Worst, Modern Family, Stranger Things, Lucifer, izombie, Friends, Big Little Lies, Doctor Who
Favorite Music:
Springsteen, Scandinavian pop/rock and a whole range in between. There's not much I don't like other than jazz. Jazz makes me angry.
Website:
Twitter

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Apr 2018 07:57

Hi all, ooh, baklava *pinches a bit*

Can I have a Jolter please, Rumplicious? Just trying to finish up the second verse of my mask limerick, you know, for when Hannah comes stalking.

There was a young lass with a mask
Whose sprite needed taking to task
It wasn't the weather
For wearing all leather
So she strapped her boobs into a basque

Catchy, eh? I think it's a winner

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Topic: Moderator of the Month for March
Posted: 17 Apr 2018 09:27

Fantastic work, Kee. Thank you for allowing me to continue with my innate laziness. You're a superstar <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Topic: Badges In-Depth Description?
Posted: 11 Apr 2018 14:15

HEY-LO!

I'm not sure if someone else has started a topic for this yet, I certainly couldn't find one since there is no search feature for the forums, so I decided to start one.

I was wondering if anyone could shed some more light on the badges feature of the site? Most are self explanatory to figure out, but some are a little harder to decypher. In particular, I'm not sure what needs ro be done for the autobiographer badge, seeing as how I've filled everything out, but I still haven't gotten it.

I'm hoping that this thread could be used as a go-to guide for the badges system of the site, and if someone has in fact already started a thread like this, or there is a section on the site dedicated to providing a more in-depth explanation of how to get these badges, I'm sorry, and please post a link to it so everyone can find it in case they are curious just like me.

Peace and chicken grease everyone!

-Tom A.K.A the NobleStallion

Here you go :)

https://www.lushstories.com/badges/

Topic: Haiku...Lushly speaking
Posted: 10 Apr 2018 12:52



When I look at you
The world makes sense once again
You're my northern star

Topic: Easier way of purging dead profiles off friend's list?
Posted: 09 Apr 2018 13:25



Your ghostly friend challenge made me not sleep.

So I'm keen to understand what you are seeing. Your friends list in your settings page will not show a user who no longer has a profile on here (been deleted). So perhaps you are seeing friends who have deactivated their accounts? Are these what you classify as dormant?

I've never seen it with friends, but have with someone's following list. This is Magical Felix's following list (not stalking you, Jack, I promise, lol) and papergirl is still listed, but she deleted a couple of years ago.


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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 07 Apr 2018 17:05

Three fingers of Jameson's, please. Thanks Fuzz! Finally sent out three new story submissions to magazines, after being too busy to do so for months. Felt good.

As did writing 500 or so words.

And did I mention...IT SNOWED TODAY! In frikkin April!

With no Mets game to obsessively watch, I am off to read some stories.

Found this in London and thought of you <img src="/images/emoticons/drunken_smilie.gif" alt="drunken">


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Topic: Encounter by Ravenstar
Posted: 02 Apr 2018 07:21

READ THIS NOW. IT MADE ME TINGLE!

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Erotic Poetry" Competition
Posted: 31 Mar 2018 12:17

Amazing.

So many good entries in the top 15, it was a tough choice.

Huge congrats to Elliot, who not only gets his first podium place, but also his first EP. Nice to see you finally getting the recognition you so richly deserve <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

To the rest of the top tier, really well done. There was some really stiff competition and you should all be hugely proud of yourselves.

<img src="/images/emoticons/toothy2.gif" alt="toothy2">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 25 Mar 2018 14:42

Hi all,

I'll have a cup of tea please, Rump. With a little milk.

Went to see 'Pacific Rim Job - Erection' earlier. Fairly sure that was its name... I think I actually enjoyed this one better than the first, which is to say I gave it 2/10 as opposed to the 1/10 the first one got. Utterly ridiculous twaddle.

Hope everyone is well <img src="/images/emoticons/2407_group_hug.gif" alt="2407_group_hug">

Topic: Moderator of the Month, for February
Posted: 14 Mar 2018 00:20

Well done, Alan. That's a helluva lot of stories. Put your feet up, man <img src="/images/emoticons/angel7.gif" alt="angel7"> <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

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Recommended Read Smack

Every sinew was stretched. Her back delicately arched and her shoulders screamed with silent tension as they surrendered to the demands of the rope. One limb, one corner. The four poster bed dominated the space. Its place, dead centre, gave the room its purpose. There would be no resting here, no hiding. The perimeter of the room was a walkway around that bed and tonight, she was the exhibit....

Added 06 Jan 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 40 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,629 | 35 Comments

Rear Window: 2

I froze, then slowly closed my eyes and counted to three. Please please please... I creaked one back open. Nope. He still stood there, grinning that familiar smug grin. Shit. Literally caught wet-handed. How was one supposed to react in such a situation? Why was he still so goddam cute? Jesus, Angela, get your mind out your panties. My limbs stayed frozen as he walked slowly towards...

Added 24 Jul 2017 | Category Voyeur | Votes 27 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,255 | 23 Comments

Recommended Read Rear Window: 1

The apartment door closed behind me with an echoing thud. Three whole weeks , I thought excitedly, as I eyed up the expensive looking paintings hanging in the large hallway which stretched out before me. I didn't recognise a single one, which meant the Jacksons had probably paid a fortune for them. I pushed my butt off the door, dropped my suitcase, and happy-danced my way down the...

Added 01 May 2017 | Category Voyeur | Votes 42 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,654 | 32 Comments

Editor's Pick Stuck On You

" Whaddyamean stuck? " Aghast, I strained my neck and peered down between my spread legs, where my girlfriend currently had her face buried in my wet and needy snatch. I'd been pretty close to cumming when my pre-orgasmic blissful build-up was rudely interrupted by her panicked mumbles about getting stuck. For a second, various improbable medical nightmares ran through my head as...

Added 04 Dec 2016 | Category Lesbian | Votes 57 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 14,971 | 47 Comments

Recommended Read Thrum

The bass from the music was pumping from the speakers. It poured onto the dance floor like molten tar, animating the bodies writhing in the smoky gloom. She watched the dance floor and its gyrating zombies with a bored expression and a curl of her immaculately rouged lip while she lounged on a bar stool, dry martini in one hand. Her long legs were crossed, the hemline of her dress...

Added 20 Oct 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 46 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,295 | 42 Comments

Editor's Pick The Benefits Of Living Alone

I shut the laptop with slightly shaky hands. I was wet. Ridiculously so. I could feel my pussy lips smoosh against each other as I scooted back on the couch and replayed his words in my head. He always had this effect on me. It was just words on a screen, but without fail I'd find myself getting wet when he told me what he wanted to do to me. It wasn't everyone I talked to. Just him. He had...

Added 31 Jan 2016 | Category Hardcore | Votes 103 | Avg Score 5 | Views 72,929 | 74 Comments

Editor's Pick Summer in the City

I met him in a bar, of all places. I had always claimed to be such a good girl, but I lost myself on that dance floor, enthralled by the lazy summer beats and the slumberous passion in his eyes. Four or five shots of jack will loosen the most reluctant of hips, and I was already feeling a growing need by the time he pulled my waist close against his and I no longer remembered to count. I...

Added 29 Jun 2015 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 51 | Avg Score 5 | Views 28,919 | 38 Comments

Cade and Eve, Part 1

Her day started off like any other. The morning alarm woke her to the beautiful sight of sun streaming in her window and the tantalising aroma of coffee from the kitchen. Man, she loved programmable coffee makers - one of the only good things to come out of her two-year long relationship with her lousy ex. Well, he was long gone, but in the 6 months she had been single, Eve didn’t think a day...

Added 28 Sep 2011 | Category BDSM | Votes 81 | Avg Score 5 | Views 40,797 | 26 Comments

Recommended Read Ready for the Storm

The storm was gathering pace. My window panorama showed the trees thrashing about, trying to cling on to the steep cliffs that dropped sharply to the ocean. The cliff-top house creaked and shuddered around me in the gale, 400 feet above a small bay that was being relentlessly pounded by wave after wave of angry, dark-grey water. Just yesterday, I had picked my way carefully down the cliff...

Added 03 May 2014 | Category Reluctance | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 29,818 | 11 Comments

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“Say that again.” His voice was quiet, dangerous. “I said, if you were more of a man, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.” Her voice trembled slightly as she quietly repeated her accusation. He moved quickly for a tall man. Before her senses could scream, ‘ run ,’ he was on her. One hand closed gently around her throat and she found herself backed up against his office door, her...

Added 13 Dec 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 35 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 8,793 | 24 Comments

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