About Jen


Just a girl with a rainbow umbrella

Relationship Status:
Taken by sprite
Lost in my own mind, Scotland
Local Time:
27 Apr 2018 09:47
Travelling, reading, photography, cookies
Favorite Books:
Sci-Fi, murder mystery, romance, fantasy. I still love kids/teen/young adult books because of the imagination in them
Favorite Authors:
James Rollins, Lee Child, Piers Anthony, Matthew Reilly, Nora Roberts, Barbara Michaels, Robert Jordan, Alistair MacLean, Christopher Pike
Favorite Movies:
The Goonies, Labyrinth, Back to the Future, Wild Orchid, Overboard, Die Hard, The Avengers
Favourite TV Shows:
GoT, Firefly, Castle, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Big Bang Theory, Banshee, You're The Worst, Modern Family, Stranger Things, Lucifer, izombie, Friends, Big Little Lies, Doctor Who
Favorite Music:
Springsteen, Scandinavian pop/rock and a whole range in between. There's not much I don't like other than jazz. Jazz makes me angry.


Date Joined:
24 Sep 2011
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Apr 2018 07:57

Hi all, ooh, baklava *pinches a bit*

Can I have a Jolter please, Rumplicious? Just trying to finish up the second verse of my mask limerick, you know, for when Hannah comes stalking.

There was a young lass with a mask
Whose sprite needed taking to task
It wasn't the weather
For wearing all leather
So she strapped her boobs into a basque

Catchy, eh? I think it's a winner

<img src="/images/emoticons/toothy2.gif" alt="toothy2">

Topic: Moderator of the Month for March
Posted: 17 Apr 2018 09:27

Fantastic work, Kee. Thank you for allowing me to continue with my innate laziness. You're a superstar <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Topic: Badges In-Depth Description?
Posted: 11 Apr 2018 14:15


I'm not sure if someone else has started a topic for this yet, I certainly couldn't find one since there is no search feature for the forums, so I decided to start one.

I was wondering if anyone could shed some more light on the badges feature of the site? Most are self explanatory to figure out, but some are a little harder to decypher. In particular, I'm not sure what needs ro be done for the autobiographer badge, seeing as how I've filled everything out, but I still haven't gotten it.

I'm hoping that this thread could be used as a go-to guide for the badges system of the site, and if someone has in fact already started a thread like this, or there is a section on the site dedicated to providing a more in-depth explanation of how to get these badges, I'm sorry, and please post a link to it so everyone can find it in case they are curious just like me.

Peace and chicken grease everyone!

-Tom A.K.A the NobleStallion

Here you go :)


Topic: Haiku...Lushly speaking
Posted: 10 Apr 2018 12:52

When I look at you
The world makes sense once again
You're my northern star

Topic: Easier way of purging dead profiles off friend's list?
Posted: 09 Apr 2018 13:25

Your ghostly friend challenge made me not sleep.

So I'm keen to understand what you are seeing. Your friends list in your settings page will not show a user who no longer has a profile on here (been deleted). So perhaps you are seeing friends who have deactivated their accounts? Are these what you classify as dormant?

I've never seen it with friends, but have with someone's following list. This is Magical Felix's following list (not stalking you, Jack, I promise, lol) and papergirl is still listed, but she deleted a couple of years ago.


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 07 Apr 2018 17:05

Three fingers of Jameson's, please. Thanks Fuzz! Finally sent out three new story submissions to magazines, after being too busy to do so for months. Felt good.

As did writing 500 or so words.

And did I mention...IT SNOWED TODAY! In frikkin April!

With no Mets game to obsessively watch, I am off to read some stories.

Found this in London and thought of you <img src="/images/emoticons/drunken_smilie.gif" alt="drunken">


Topic: Encounter by Ravenstar
Posted: 02 Apr 2018 07:21


Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Erotic Poetry" Competition
Posted: 31 Mar 2018 12:17


So many good entries in the top 15, it was a tough choice.

Huge congrats to Elliot, who not only gets his first podium place, but also his first EP. Nice to see you finally getting the recognition you so richly deserve <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

To the rest of the top tier, really well done. There was some really stiff competition and you should all be hugely proud of yourselves.

<img src="/images/emoticons/toothy2.gif" alt="toothy2">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 25 Mar 2018 14:42

Hi all,

I'll have a cup of tea please, Rump. With a little milk.

Went to see 'Pacific Rim Job - Erection' earlier. Fairly sure that was its name... I think I actually enjoyed this one better than the first, which is to say I gave it 2/10 as opposed to the 1/10 the first one got. Utterly ridiculous twaddle.

Hope everyone is well <img src="/images/emoticons/2407_group_hug.gif" alt="2407_group_hug">

Topic: Moderator of the Month, for February
Posted: 14 Mar 2018 00:20

Well done, Alan. That's a helluva lot of stories. Put your feet up, man <img src="/images/emoticons/angel7.gif" alt="angel7"> <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

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Every sinew was stretched. Her back delicately arched and her shoulders screamed with silent tension as they surrendered to the demands of the rope. One limb, one corner. The four poster bed dominated the space. Its place, dead centre, gave the room its purpose. There would be no resting here, no hiding. The perimeter of the room was a walkway around that bed and tonight, she was the exhibit....

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Rear Window: 2

I froze, then slowly closed my eyes and counted to three. Please please please... I creaked one back open. Nope. He still stood there, grinning that familiar smug grin. Shit. Literally caught wet-handed. How was one supposed to react in such a situation? Why was he still so goddam cute? Jesus, Angela, get your mind out your panties. My limbs stayed frozen as he walked slowly towards...

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