About Jen


Just a girl with a rainbow umbrella

Relationship Status:
Taken by sprite
Lost in my own mind, Scotland
Local Time:
24 Jan 2018 09:52
Travelling, reading, photography, cookies
Favorite Books:
Sci-Fi, murder mystery, romance, fantasy. I still love kids/teen/young adult books because of the imagination in them
Favorite Authors:
James Rollins, Lee Child, Piers Anthony, Matthew Reilly, Nora Roberts, Barbara Michaels, Robert Jordan, Alistair MacLean, Christopher Pike
Favorite Movies:
The Goonies, Labyrinth, Back to the Future, Wild Orchid, Overboard, Die Hard, The Avengers
Favourite TV Shows:
GoT, Firefly, Castle, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Big Bang Theory, Banshee, You're The Worst, Modern Family, Stranger Things, Lucifer, izombie, Friends, Big Little Lies, Doctor Who
Favorite Music:
Springsteen, Scandinavian pop/rock and a whole range in between. There's not much I don't like other than jazz. Jazz makes me angry.


Date Joined:
24 Sep 2011
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Topic: Moderator of the Month, for December
Posted: 19 Jan 2018 01:16

Thank you so much to everyone for your lovely messages, and to Nicola for allowing me to be part of the team. You're all fab.

And don't believe a word Rachel says. She's just trying to get me to send her pics of my boobs <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/drunken_smilie.gif" alt="drunken">

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Topic: Awesome Award 1/16/18: Green_Man
Posted: 17 Jan 2018 10:09

Huge congrats, Larry. This award really is for the best kind of people. The ones who capture the spirit of our community and who have contributed so much. Glad Lush could say thanks for all your efforts and hard work over the years and wishing you all the best.

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Topic: Sexy Erect Nipples on Women
Posted: 14 Jan 2018 08:56


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 12 Jan 2018 10:47

Good news is, I have 3,500 words written.
Bad news is I wrote 3,000 two years ago and have only written 500 in the past couple of weeks.
I might have it finished for Christmas.

I'm trying too. I'll join in the Jolter jubilations and see if I can jab some brain juice loose.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 10 Jan 2018 12:38

I thought you were gonna start calling him PumpyRumpy? I was kinda fond of that name.

Lol, Rumpypumpy!

I'm not overly sure he's forgiven me for the last time. I kinda like it too though. Rolls off the tongue, in a very pleasing manner.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 10 Jan 2018 12:06

Jolt me, ya sexy barkeep!! Can't have patokl hogging all the rum.

Jenny, nice to see you in here. You guys, we go way back. I've know her for like, three days now, lol. Isn't her comp story great?

I've been back at work two days now and I'm ready to make my millions on the lottery. Or cryptocurrency. Or just Rachel giving me money. That works too.

Topic: Story Verification Times
Posted: 10 Jan 2018 01:37

I'm about to become part of the problem. LOL I have a new Monster Sex story off for editing, and I'm through the first couple of stages of editing my contest story as well.

The review of submissions on most sites is little more than a quick scan, so with each story receiving a careful review here, it's absolutely praise-worthy that the turnaround time stays as low as it is.

Are you kidding? We fight over yours. Never a comma out of place, lol <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/hugs.gif" alt="Hugs">

Topic: Story Verification Times
Posted: 09 Jan 2018 11:27

But I submitted one last year and its still not done!

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Sorry... I could not resist that.

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It's like you want spanked.

Topic: Story Verification Times
Posted: 09 Jan 2018 09:36

Hey all,

We're pretty busy at the moment, especially with a competition on. There have been a few messages over the last week to the helpdesk about wait times, so thought it was worth an update.

If you're a gold/platinum member, you'll likely wait 1-2 days. If you're not, we're probably talking about a week to ten days at the moment.

We will always get back to you one way or the other to advise if a story has been published or returned. If you want to check your story has been submitted okay, go to your 'my stories' page. You should see a date of submission and it should say 'not verified'.

Competition entries will be given priority as per usual during a competition, regardless of membership level.

And because I love a shameless plug, if you want to upgrade to gold/platinum, here's the link


Ta, Jen <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/toothy2.gif" alt="toothy2">

Topic: How do I do a custom forum rank?
Posted: 08 Jan 2018 09:42

Can you please change mine? ...when I think of one that is....decisions decisions

Hiya, just send Nicola a PM when you've decided and she'll sort it for you. I don't think Callisto is too active at the moment. Ta J x

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Every sinew was stretched. Her back delicately arched and her shoulders screamed with silent tension as they surrendered to the demands of the rope. One limb, one corner. The four poster bed dominated the space. Its place, dead centre, gave the room its purpose. There would be no resting here, no hiding. The perimeter of the room was a walkway around that bed and tonight, she was the exhibit....

Added 06 Jan 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 36 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,376 | 31 Comments

Rear Window: 2

I froze, then slowly closed my eyes and counted to three. Please please please... I creaked one back open. Nope. He still stood there, grinning that familiar smug grin. Shit. Literally caught wet-handed. How was one supposed to react in such a situation? Why was he still so goddam cute? Jesus, Angela, get your mind out your panties. My limbs stayed frozen as he walked slowly towards...

Added 24 Jul 2017 | Category Voyeur | Votes 26 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,529 | 22 Comments

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The apartment door closed behind me with an echoing thud. Three whole weeks , I thought excitedly, as I eyed up the expensive looking paintings hanging in the large hallway which stretched out before me. I didn't recognise a single one, which meant the Jacksons had probably paid a fortune for them. I pushed my butt off the door, dropped my suitcase, and happy-danced my way down the...

Added 01 May 2017 | Category Voyeur | Votes 43 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,980 | 34 Comments

Editor's Pick Stuck On You

" Whaddyamean stuck? " Aghast, I strained my neck and peered down between my spread legs, where my girlfriend currently had her face buried in my wet and needy snatch. I'd been pretty close to cumming when my pre-orgasmic blissful build-up was rudely interrupted by her panicked mumbles about getting stuck. For a second, various improbable medical nightmares ran through my head as...

Added 04 Dec 2016 | Category Lesbian | Votes 56 | Avg Score 5 | Views 13,840 | 46 Comments

Recommended Read Thrum

The bass from the music was pumping from the speakers. It poured onto the dance floor like molten tar, animating the bodies writhing in the smoky gloom. She watched the dance floor and its gyrating zombies with a bored expression and a curl of her immaculately rouged lip while she lounged on a bar stool, dry martini in one hand. Her long legs were crossed, the hemline of her dress...

Added 20 Oct 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 47 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,868 | 43 Comments

Editor's Pick The Benefits Of Living Alone

I shut the laptop with slightly shaky hands. I was wet. Ridiculously so. I could feel my pussy lips smoosh against each other as I scooted back on the couch and replayed his words in my head. He always had this effect on me. It was just words on a screen, but without fail I'd find myself getting wet when he told me what he wanted to do to me. It wasn't everyone I talked to. Just him. He had...

Added 31 Jan 2016 | Category Hardcore | Votes 102 | Avg Score 5 | Views 69,518 | 73 Comments

Editor's Pick Summer in the City

I met him in a bar, of all places. I had always claimed to be such a good girl, but I lost myself on that dance floor, enthralled by the lazy summer beats and the slumberous passion in his eyes. Four or five shots of jack will loosen the most reluctant of hips, and I was already feeling a growing need by the time he pulled my waist close against his and I no longer remembered to count. I...

Added 29 Jun 2015 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 51 | Avg Score 5 | Views 28,454 | 39 Comments

Cade and Eve, Part 1

Her day started off like any other. The morning alarm woke her to the beautiful sight of sun streaming in her window and the tantalising aroma of coffee from the kitchen. Man, she loved programmable coffee makers - one of the only good things to come out of her two-year long relationship with her lousy ex. Well, he was long gone, but in the 6 months she had been single, Eve didn’t think a day...

Added 28 Sep 2011 | Category BDSM | Votes 80 | Avg Score 5 | Views 39,152 | 26 Comments

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The storm was gathering pace. My window panorama showed the trees thrashing about, trying to cling on to the steep cliffs that dropped sharply to the ocean. The cliff-top house creaked and shuddered around me in the gale, 400 feet above a small bay that was being relentlessly pounded by wave after wave of angry, dark-grey water. Just yesterday, I had picked my way carefully down the cliff...

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Specs rhymes with sex. Didn't realize that til just now.
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nice walk with a friend...
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Congrats on the mod o' the month thing!
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Congratulations on getting moderator of the month! It's very well deserved.
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