About JimmyJump


Free spirit and freethinker with a genetic disfunction that results in being nobody's slave. Certainly not society's.

Jimmy Jump
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Port of Antwerp, Belgium
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25 Jun 2018 16:04
Reading, building/modding computers, Symphonic Heavy Metal, photography, painting, BDSM...
Favorite Books:
"2001, A Space Odyssey" (Arthur C. Clarke), Ancient Evenings (Norman Mailer), "Tschai" (Jack Vance), "The World According To Garp" (John Irving), "Caliban" (Isaac Asimov), "Weaveworld (Clive Barker).
Favorite Authors:
Jack Vance, Norman Mailer, Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke, Vernor Vinge, Stephen King, Clive Barker, John Grisham, John Irving, Robet A. Heinlein, Homeros, Dan Brown, Robert Ludlum...
Favorite Movies:
"2001, A Space Odyssey" (1967 - Stanley Kubrick), "Heat" (1995 - Michael Mann), "The Good, The Bad And The Ugly" (1966 - Sergio Leone), "The Matrix" (1999 - Andy & Larry Wachowski), "Apocalypse Now!" (1979 - FF Coppola), "Saving Private Ryan" (1998 - Steven Spielberg), "Point Blank" (1968 - John Boorman)
Favourite TV Shows:
Match Of The Day (BBC1), True Detective, Game Of Thrones, House OfCards.
Favorite Music:
Bands/artists: Iron Maiden, Deep Purple, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Uriah Heep (Byron era), Black Sabbath (Ozzy era), Rush, Nightwish, Within Temptation, Manowar, Manfred Mann's Earth Band, ZZ Top, Ted Nugent, Adagio, Dark Tranquillity, Judas Priest, Iced Earth, Kamelot, Styx, Kansas, Loreena McKennit, Yes, The Who, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Dream Theater, Paradise Lost, Ludwig Van Beethoven, AC/DC (Bon Scott era), Angel City (The Angels), Slade, The Sweet, Queen, Jethro Tull, Scorpions, Michael Schenker, UFO, Metallica, Mike Oldfield, Soilwork, Motorhead, Anvil, Queensryche, W.A.S.P., Bad Company, W.A. Mozart, Rainbow, Cozy Powell, Thin Lizzy, The Gathering, Bob Dylan, Doro, Gerry Rafferty, Hans Zimmer, Therion, After Forever, Epica, Snow Patrol, Y&T, Jean-Michel Jarre, Alice Cooper, Brainstorm, Jorn Lande, Skunk Anansie, Simon & Garfunkel, Ten Years After, Gamma Ray, etc., etc. ...


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02 Oct 2009
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Topic: Bronze Account Unable To Read Premium Stories?
Posted: 13 Feb 2015 15:32

Hi Jimmy,

There's a bit of a mix up happening here.

All members of the site, who joined prior to 1 Jan 2015, were given 6 months continuation of all the features they have always enjoyed, since joining.

"The Vault", is a new feature, which is available only to "Premium" members. Those are people who have a paid membership, whether it is a Bronze, Silver or Gold Membership.

All authors who contributed stories / poems to the site prior to 1 Jan 2015, were gifted Bronze Memberships, as a thank you. You haven't submitted a story or a poem here, so you weren't gifted the Bronze Membership.

The message you are seeing, "Your account has already been upgraded... " is incorrect. It hasn't been.

I'll ask Gav to take a look at changing the wording on that message.

Basically, the new "locked off" area, is for paying members.

Sorry for the confusion.


Thanks for the clarification Nicola <img src="/images/emoticons/icon_smile.gif" alt="icon_smile">

I have updated the wording on the Premium page, sorry for the confusion <img src="/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

Cheers Gav <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion14.gif" alt="occasion5">

Topic: Bronze Account Unable To Read Premium Stories?
Posted: 13 Feb 2015 01:35

OP, I just checked your profile and you're not a bronze member actually.
Look at the pic in my first post: it says "Your account has already been upgraded to a Lush Bronze Account, due to expire on 04 July 2015"
Not my fault it's there, although I myself never asked for an upgrade...

Okay, so that's answered that question, then. :)

Maybe the glitch is the fact Lush says I'm Bronze while I'm not?

Topic: Bronze Account Unable To Read Premium Stories?
Posted: 12 Feb 2015 15:44

It should be silver and gold, i think there is some misinformation involved - taken it to the back room to fix. apologies all the way around.

Mmm... I have a grudge against sites who "force" folks into becoming paying members just to be able to read a story. But...

You and Chrissie are amongst the authors I hold in high esteem (because, guess what, you're both damn good), so I might upgrade to Gold, once my credit card has recoverd from my latest attempt at taking over eBay <img src="/images/emoticons/freak.gif" alt="Nutbag">

Topic: Bronze Account Unable To Read Premium Stories?
Posted: 12 Feb 2015 15:40

I believe premium is only available to Gold members hon..

Thanks for your reply, daddyssweetheart, but in the options overview list "Premium Story Library Access" is ticked for Bronze accounts <img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_eh.gif" alt="Eh?">

Topic: Bronze Account Unable To Read Premium Stories?
Posted: 12 Feb 2015 15:31

Recently, two authors which I keep an eye on have posted new stories (Chrissielecker and Sprite) but I can't access neither of them as the stories are only available to "Premium Members Only"...
Strange thing is I seem to have had an automatic upgrade to a "Bronze" account, yet still am unable to access Premium stories?


What gives?

Topic: Any TV shows you watch every week? Favorites? Favorite characters?
Posted: 06 Sep 2014 14:57

Don't watch much television. Only show I watch every week is "Match Of The Day", saturday evening Premier League football magazine on BBC1 presented by Gary Lineker. <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion14.gif" alt="occasion5">

Topic: Fatal Attraction Test
Posted: 04 Oct 2009 19:46

Your score is: 10

What does your score mean?

Your results show that you seem to be levelheaded in love and don't get obsessed when rejected by the object of your affection. You are generally able to just let it go and move on, and don't bother pursuing the matter any further. (This, of course, is assuming that someone has actually given you the boot at one point. If not, the real test is yet to come!) You accept the fact that love sometimes comes to a tragic end, and wouldn't want to have to convince anyone to stay by your side. You still may feel sad or hurt when a love affair goes wrong (who doesn't?) but you try not to let it consume you. There are, after all, plenty of fish in the sea!

Fairly standard fodder results. Which is normal with such a short and black & white questions...


Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 04 Oct 2009 19:37

"Who's Next?" (1971) - The Who


Topic: Why do BBW's hide their BODIES from public view on the Internet ?
Posted: 02 Oct 2009 16:31

I don't like to categorize people. There's men and there's women. They come in all colours and shapes. You can have what is considered a beautiful woman, but with a poor attitude and you can have someone who's considered to be BBW (had to look-up what it means exactly) with the 'right' attitude.

I used to avoid bigger girls, until I fell for one. It's funny how a girl/woman's attitude can change the way you look at her. I once almost fell off my chair in the pub when this gorgeous blonde walked in. I was smitten and in love and infatuated and going nuts, alll at the same time. Until she opened her mouth. She had the most obnoxious way of speaking, using foul language like the pope sings Gregorian tunes, with an accent to cut marble with. And in a split second of time, she lost 50% of her beauty to me.

The point is, you shouldn't judge people by how they look. When they're beautiful on the inside, they become more beautiful on the outside too.

Also, I'm from the country that brought us Pieter Paul Rubens, so, hey, big women are a bit of a norm in Belgium. Or at least, they used to be. <img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif" alt="Boo hoo!">


Topic: Now That's Mad!
Posted: 02 Oct 2009 16:09

In Belgium, there's something called the 'Krakelingenfeest' (a Krakeling is a very small kind of fish, maybe half an inch long; 'feest' is a feast or festivity) where these small fish are put into wine and folks drink the lot with the fish still alive. Is a tradition that stems from 2000 years ago.

And some Goldfish grow over a foot long, so I would like to see someone swallow those alive...


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