About Jimwillhavefun


My name is Jim.

I am slowly approaching the retirement age but still have quite a few good years left in me.

I enjoy reading all kinds of stories. It is a great break from all the technical manuals I usually have to read. I think reading erotica and watching erotica of all kinds have kept my home life happy all these years. My wife and I have 7 kids. So obviously it works for one part anyway.

I also enjoy writing all kinds of stories. I have written several already. Some will seem very plain and boring, but others will be quite spicy. Hopefully everyone will enjoy them either way.

All my stories are fiction, so please don't read something into them that is not there.

I am also in the middle of writing a Science Fiction Novel that I hope to publish someday soon. It is my second attempt at writing the same one. I had to start over after losing all my files during a move years ago.

If you want to be friends just ask. I will add you even if I haven’t read your stuff yet. If you just want someone to read your stuff, send it over. I like all kinds of different stories.

I am not into the chat rooms at all.

I will message back and forth with you when I can. I am not always on here since running several companies takes up most of my time with the rest going to the family. Doesn't leave much for here but I will try.

Oh and for anyone that is wondering about my profile pic. I just have a warped sense of humor.

I posted that because I can't put a pic of myself on here since I own several companies and would be recognized.

Plus what a great country for us to live in to have access to a site like this.

Now to the darker side of Jimwillhavefun.

As you can see from my info above, I am goofy and serious at the same time. I have been here a little while and noticed a few things that irk me. I am not one to hold my tongue so I say what is on my mind. The info below may or may not turn you off to me. Either way, I am good with it.
Read at your own discretion.

Be careful what you say in the forums. There appears to be quite a few thin skinned immature high school adults in them.

I speak my mind. I crack jokes, sometimes at the expense of others. They are jokes but seem to be perceived as personal attacks. Which they are not. I personally have a thick skin when it comes to jokes about me. I have been called every name you can think of and have laughed it off every time.

People here need to grow up if they want to be on an adult site. This is not Myspace or Facebook or Twitter. This is an adult website for adults.

I am not here to be everyone’s best friend. I am here to read stories and write stories of my own. I will not sugar coat anything for you. If I like you, I will joke around with you and talk to you like an adult.

I will not say only nice things about your stories because I don’t want to hurt your feelings. I have an opinion and I will use it when I feel like it.

Without criticism we cannot grow as people. Learn to take it like an adult.

Anyone that is not adult enough to deal with my sense of humor or my tastes in stories can leave my friend list anytime they want. I will not apologize for being me.

If this is too harsh for anyone than you have just proven my point. Time for you to leave.

Jim Willhavefun
Relationship Status:
It's Complicated
Sitting in my favorite chair, Florida, United States
Local Time:
22 Jun 2018 05:51
Lots of interests. Computers, programming, hunting, shooting, building things, spending time with the wife and kids, motorcycles.
Favorite Books:
Love Science Fiction of any kind. Love history and war novels. DO NOT like romance novels because they are just way too fake.

My all-time favorite book is Time Storm by Gordon R. Dickson. I have read this book at least 10 times since I was 9yrs old.
Favorite Authors:
Isaac Asimov, James Blaylock, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Arthur C. Clarke, Gordon R. Dickson, Frank Herbert, L. Ron Hubbard, Rudyard Kipling, David Langford, Jack London, Raymond A. Palmer, Frederik Pohl, James H. Schmitz, Jack Vance, Jules Verne, Howard Waldrop, H. G. Wells
Favorite Movies:
I like foreign films and of course Sci-FI.
Favourite TV Shows:
Of course Dr. Who., Stargate or any of the Stargate series, Star Trek and all of the spin-offs, Little House on the Prairie, Bonanza, Charlie's Angels, The Cosby Show, The Dukes Of Hazzard, The Facts Of Life, Family Ties, Get Smart, Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C., The Honeymooners, House, I Love Lucy, Married... With Children
Favorite Music:
All music. I have listened to everything from classical to hard rock and acid rock to rap and country. I really don't have any I don't like just some of it is getting too trashy like most of the newer rap stuff.


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15 Jan 2018
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Jun 2018 07:37

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Jun 2018 19:15


Ummm hello. Still waiting on something from you. <img src="/images/emoticons/tongue.gif" alt="tongue"> <img src="/images/emoticons/twerk.gif" alt="twerk">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Jun 2018 17:55

Having said that, sprite even verifies my stories without reading them so I'm retiring from writing.


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Jun 2018 12:55

Ping, YMB, I don't think they should limit the number of stories. Stories are good for the site, they make it grow, they are what the site is made of.

What's weird is that we have an increasing number of writers, which should mean an increasing number of readers, in a direct enough proportion that it wouldn't affect views/comments/votes. Are the new writers not reading other stories?

Could it be a prose/poetry thing? There's always been kind of a wall between the two (I almost never read poetry). It's prose writers noticing the drop, maybe their has been a shift where the newer crowd are more poets than prose writers.

Anyway. Should be an annoying work day. Making serious changes to a site for a woman who can't make up her mind.

Köffee please.

Just a thought from a newbie and one that is far down the ladder from anyone in here as far as talent. I write to prove to myself that I can. I try to read at least one story a day from someone. It is very hard to keep up with everyone on my friend list and also try to get to other writers as well. And be active in forums promoting stories and be an FB and MeWe and Insta and Twitter and all the other places to promote a story. I treat all my stories as if they are one of my companies and promote them everywhere I can. I am sure it annoys a lot of people to see me everywhere they turn, but it is unfortunately who I am. I am a type A Personality and it has worked for me in business so I guess I treat this the same way. First rule of business is network, network, network. Then it is treat the customer or in this case the reader with respect and appreciate them and they will keep coming back. Now as for the poetry thing, well I try my hand at it and I try to read it. But I don't get it yet. But I keep trying. I think with a much younger crowd of readers now and an older crowd of writers, it is hard to bridge the gap. I have noticed most of my readers are very young and want hot right out of the bag sex. I think they don't appreciate the stories as much as we like writing them. Not saying all of them are like that. But I get messages from more young than old readers. I think life gets in the way as well. As we get older, our focus shifts and we just don't have the time we had before until we reach that retirement age and then maybe. I think things will continue to change for the better on here given enough time and as someone else said, as the old guard moves out and the new younger ones move in, it will be a transition to something completely different. In business we say, "Change or Die", in other words you have to be willing to accept that things are not going to stay the same forever.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 Jun 2018 16:22

Hello all.

I have been sitting back and watching the debate going on about readership and votes. I find what everyone has said to be very interesting. I realize I am still new here in comparison to most of you, but I think the readership is up quite a bit. I mentioned myself hitting a milestone for me at 50K of story views. With all the comments of olden days, I guess it is not really much of a milestone. But given that readers are more plentiful and there are so many more writers like myself joining all the time, I think hitting even a small milestone for any of us is a great thing. The old-timers have to adjust their thinking to take into consideration the new market they are writing to. They have to realize theirs and my stories are getting lost in the waves quickly by new ones. So I don't think lower votes or readerships should be an issue. It just may take a little longer for their stories to reach the higher numbers. I think the votes they are getting now should count for more than the quantity they used to get. They are getting votes from readers that actually want to read their stuff and not just friends being nice. In my case, I am new so when I see 15-25 votes and the majority are from non-friends, I am very happy with them. I appreciate the votes from them even more. I am in no way close to the caliber of a writer as most in this room, but even my readership is growing albeit at a slow pace. Today's readers are more finicky than before. Be proud of every single view and vote. It means they wanted you over someone else.

Oh, can I get an Iced Tea? Thanks.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Jun 2018 21:36

Thank you to all my friends and followers and various readers of my stories. Because of all of you, my stories have had 50,000 views in less than 5 months. I was due to celebrate 5 months since the first publication on the 24 of June. But you have helped me reach this milestone 5 days early. There are now 50,000 views as of the 19th of June. Thank you so much for liking my writings.


Topic: New Emoticons Added :)
Posted: 18 Jun 2018 21:00

Need someone to test it out on... volunteers? <img src="/images/emoticons/club.gif" alt="club">

Sign me up Mistress. <img src="/images/emoticons/twerk.gif" alt="twerk">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 17 Jun 2018 19:14

Jim congrats to you on your stellar rise in writing and views how about a exotic Vietnamese coffee to celebrate

Thanks. I didn't know I could get that many views that fast. The totals are only the ones I put out and don't include co-authored. With those, I am closer to 85,000. I find it amazing that people even want to read my stories and to have that many in such a short time are mind-blowing to me. I write for the fun of it and because it relaxes me. I will never win awards or anything but it is still fun to see people enjoying them.

As for the coffee. Sure I am willing to try a new blend of coffee sometimes. Thanks.

Topic: What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Posted: 17 Jun 2018 16:16

French Bread Pizza

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 17 Jun 2018 16:07

Hello everyone.

On the 24th of June, it will be exactly 5 months since my first story published. Since that first day, I have reached 48651 views and an average of 4.90 out of 5 possible votes. I would love to come back on that day and say I surpassed the 50,000 view mark. Please help and send my stories to all your friends. I know there is no award for that. But hitting the goal is reward enough for me.

Thank you for your help.

Oh and since I am here, can I get an Iced Tea?

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