About Jimwillhavefun


My name is Jim.

I am slowly approaching the retirement age but still have quite a few good years left in me.

I enjoy reading all kinds of stories. It is a great break from all the technical manuals I usually have to learn. I think reading erotica and watching erotica of all types have kept my home life happy all these years. My wife and I have seven kids. So apparently it works for one part anyway.

I also enjoy writing all kinds of stories. I have written several already. Some will seem very dull and boring, but others will be quite spicy. Hopefully, everyone will enjoy them either way.

I have written and co-written over 25 stories at this point on here. I have asked several times of the masters of writing here to help me get better. They have graciously helped and offered tons of advise that I have tried to put into action. However, I am still stuck on one of the most significant pieces of advice I keep getting. There is a rule in Erotica that you must Show and not Tell when you write. This way you can draw the reader into your stories and make them feel they are a part of it instead of just hearing about it. I am struggling with this point but continue to work on it. In the meantime, I will continue to Tell my stories to my readers. I guess at my age I am a slow learner.

All my stories are fiction, so please don't read something into them that is not there.

I am also in the middle of writing a Science Fiction Novel that I hope to publish someday soon. It is my second attempt at writing the same one. I had to start over after losing all my files during a move years ago.

If you want to be friends, ask. I will add you even if I haven’t read your stuff yet. If you want someone to read your stuff, send it over. I like all kinds of different stories.

I am not into the chat rooms at all.

I will message back and forth with you when I can. I am not always on here since running several companies takes up most of my time with the rest going to the family. Doesn't leave much for here but I will try.

Oh and for anyone that is wondering about my profile pic. I have a warped sense of humor.

I posted that because I can't put a pic of myself on here since I own several companies and would be recognized.

Plus what a great country for us to live in to have access to a site like this.

If you have come to my page wanting to boost your friend count or hoping to stir up drama, you will be deleted. I am constantly cleaning my friend list and adding new people that want to be here and talk to me. If we haven't talked in quite a while, I will delete you. I want real friendships that can develop into something more than an occasional hello.

Now to the darker side of Jimwillhavefun.

As you can see from my info above, I am goofy and serious at the same time. I have been here a little while and noticed a few things that irk me. I am not one to hold my tongue, so I say what is on my mind. The info below may or may not turn you off to me. Either way, I am good with it.
Read at your discretion.

Be careful what you say in the forums. There appear to be quite a few thin-skinned immature high school adults in them.

I speak my mind. I crack jokes, sometimes at the expense of others. They are jokes but seem to be perceived as personal attacks. Which they are not. I have a thick skin when it comes to jokes about me. I have been called every name you can think of and have laughed it off every time.

People here need to grow up if they want to be on an adult site. This is not Myspace or Facebook or Twitter. This is an adult website for adults.

I am not here to be everyone’s best friend. I am here to read stories and write stories of my own. I will not sugar coat anything for you. If I like you, I will joke around with you and talk to you like an adult.

I will not say only beautiful things about your stories because I don’t want to hurt your feelings. I have an opinion, and I will use it when I feel like it.

Without criticism, we cannot grow as people. Learn to take it as an adult.

Anyone that is not adult enough to deal with my sense of humor or my tastes in stories can leave my friend list anytime they want. I will not apologize for being me.

If this is too harsh for anyone than you have just proven my point. Time for you to leave.

Jim Willhavefun
Relationship Status:
It's Complicated
Lounging in my comfy superhero pants daydreaming, Florida, United States
Local Time:
16 Aug 2018 11:35
Lots of interests. Computers, programming, hunting, shooting, building things, spending time with the wife and kids, motorcycles.
Favorite Books:
Love Science Fiction of any kind. Love history and war novels. DO NOT like romance novels because they are just way too fake.

My all-time favorite book is Time Storm by Gordon R. Dickson. I have read this book at least 10 times since I was 9yrs old.
Favorite Authors:
Isaac Asimov, James Blaylock, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Arthur C. Clarke, Gordon R. Dickson, Frank Herbert, L. Ron Hubbard, Rudyard Kipling, David Langford, Jack London, Raymond A. Palmer, Frederik Pohl, James H. Schmitz, Jack Vance, Jules Verne, Howard Waldrop, H. G. Wells
Favorite Movies:
I like foreign films and of course Sci-FI.
Favourite TV Shows:
Of course Dr. Who., Stargate or any of the Stargate series, Star Trek and all of the spin-offs, Little House on the Prairie, Bonanza, Charlie's Angels, The Cosby Show, The Dukes Of Hazzard, The Facts Of Life, Family Ties, Get Smart, Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C., The Honeymooners, House, I Love Lucy, Married... With Children
Favorite Music:
All music. I have listened to everything from classical to hard rock and acid rock to rap and country. I really don't have any I don't like just some of it is getting too trashy like most of the newer rap stuff.


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Topic: Stop by and congratulate Sweet_As_Candy on her very first Famous story.
Posted: 15 Aug 2018 20:00

If anyone gets the chance, stop by and congratulate Sweet_As_Candy on her very first Famous story.

She crossed over the 30,000 mark tonight with a little bit of help from friends for her story, Wank Harder.

If you haven't had a chance to read it yet, please go by and check it out.


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 15 Aug 2018 19:56

Hope everyone is having a great night.

If anyone gets the chance, stop by and congratulate Sweet_As_Candy on her very first Famous story . She crossed over the 30,000 mark tonight with a little bit of help from friends for her story, Wank Harder. If you haven't had a chance to read it yet, please go by and check it out.


Now as for me, a nice Iced Tea will do just fine. Thank you.

Topic: Other authors - do you borrow their style?
Posted: 15 Aug 2018 17:34

I can't say I have ever intentionally tried to write like someone else.

I do think we all write like other people because we read different authors and pick up little things from each of them.

I try to be original as much as possible but even I find myself using similar phrases or quotes from things I have read over the years. I do try to tweak them when I catch myself so I don't get into trouble.

But like everything, no one is perfect.

We all gravitate to a style we like. If you found an author you enjoy, just do your best to use your words to express things in a way that resembles him. No-one will blame you for liking him.

Topic: This is one of Sweet_as_candy's best stories and it is so close to being a famous one.
Posted: 15 Aug 2018 17:08

Just want to ask a favor of all my friends and followers. This is one of Sweet_as_candy's best stories and it is so close to being a famous one. It only needs 50 more reads to cross the line. Let's help her out and give it a read.


Topic: Keeping long distance sexy
Posted: 15 Aug 2018 11:59

you're not my type.

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Topic: Keeping long distance sexy
Posted: 15 Aug 2018 08:31


Okay, here's my number. Call me. 555-555-5555

Topic: Which Lush author can you not get enough of? [inspired by Nicola's thread]
Posted: 15 Aug 2018 08:15

There are way too many great writers on here to mention all of them. I will say though that I follow a few regularly. In no particular order, I think the following ones should be read more.

XavierCarter, RuNe, AmeliaLeigh, Beffer, Pixie_Hoffmann, Milik_the_Red, ChrisM, Kee, Jasmine_x, marie5555, naughtyannie, 3FingerKelly

All of those are great writers and don't always get recognized for their talents. They all bring something different to the table and some are just not talked about enough. They are not part of the in-crowd.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 15 Aug 2018 06:57

Coffee please kind sir. Thank you.

Hope everyone is doing well today. For me, it feels like a Monday for some reason.

Topic: If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted: 14 Aug 2018 18:47

Ah shit! Did I do that again?

Topic: Let's have some fun. The person above you, are they naughty or nice?
Posted: 14 Aug 2018 13:31

Nice but has a naughty side just the way I like them.

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Getting My Car Back

“When can I have my car back?” “When you pay for it. Did you think I was going to fix it for free?” “No. But I told you I didn’t have much money.” “Well, then no car till the bill is paid.” Damn it. Now, what am I supposed to do? I need my car tomorrow so I can get to work. I am tapped out on money until I get paid again, and that won’t be for days. There has to be a way to get it...

Added 05 Aug 2018 | Category Gay Male | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 4,701 | 19 Comments

Jimmy And Amy's Forbidden Weekend

Amy I'm going to be late. It took forever to collect my bags and find a taxi. I hope he's still there. What am I doing? Will we have chemistry, or will it be awkward? I am crazy? Ha-ha, this is crazy! I am married, he is married. I'm so going to hell. Jimmy I cry from joy. I weep for the realization that I will see you soon. It has been too long in the making. We have spent too much...

Added 20 Jul 2018 | Category Cheating | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 5,087 | 25 Comments

A Hard Offer To Refuse

I write my stories for my entertainment You seduce me with your lack of obtainment I offer to tell your tale And you offer the Holy Grail How can I resist such an offer When you don’t want into my coffer You say you will give it freely I choke and ask really I am a man after all With a constant need to ball With you, I have no doubt it would be great But I can not take the bait...

Added 02 Jul 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 491 | 15 Comments


I sit here thinking While I am drinking A cup of coffee in my hand Listening to a band What a wonderful day this will be When I first get to see Your beautiful face In this wondrous place Though I can not hear your amazing voice Together we have made this choice To keep our love online And to be the best of friends for all time Never touching each other But with the mouse and...

Added 30 Jun 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 422 | 9 Comments

Thank God For Small Favors

Lisa begged Mark to give it to her. He refused. He was not going to give in, no matter what Lisa wanted until he was good and ready. “Please, please give it to me,” Lisa begged again. “No. You are not ready yet,” Mark repeated his refusal. “Argh, you have to. I need it. I want it. You have to give it to me,” Lisa growled through labored breaths. She couldn’t take much more torture from...

Added 16 Jun 2018 | Category Anal | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 6,602 | 19 Comments

His Little Forbidden Fruit

I am so frustrated with you and your lack of caring for me. So, I am going to write a farewell letter to my fake ass secret lover. Before I write the letter and send it to you, I want to try and remember why I am with you, to begin with, and why I should stay. It will help me decide if I am going to send it or not. As a Social Psychiatrist, I should know better than to allow myself to get...

Added 15 Jun 2018 | Category Love Stories | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,527 | 11 Comments

The Shoot

Sixteen years old, naked and afraid. I guess I really shouldn’t be afraid that much. I mean, my best friend is right over in the corner watching everything. She is keeping an eye on me and everyone else like a Hawk. I am after all her only friend. We agreed to this only if she could be with me the whole time. Guys and girls were running around all over the place. I have never been naked...

Added 14 Jun 2018 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 6,330 | 19 Comments

Soar Like An Eagle

I soar like an Eagle High above the spectators below Giving them nothing but a simple hello Watching as they look at my regal splendor   I soar like an Eagle Looking for my prey But knowing it is the wrong time of day Hoping beyond hope, you will be online and not hide in shadows like Smiegal   I return each day like a Swallow Having seen a glimpse of your name flicker and not stay...

Added 09 Jun 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 293 | 16 Comments

Online Friend

My eyes have not seen your dark hair with a glint of Auburn My eyes have not seen your bright hazel eyes shining in the morning My eyes have never seen your lush lips colored for the night My eyes have never beheld your fantastic face in the throes of passion   My nose has never smelled the lilacs in your hair after a shower My nose could only hope to catch the lingering perfume of...

Added 05 Jun 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 585 | 12 Comments

College Sucks

“College sucks!” Marisa exclaimed. “Yea, I agree. I’ve been here six years now and still haven’t gotten laid,” Toby said. “Wait. What did you say? How many years? And you haven’t been laid? Why not?” Marisa asked. “Six years. No, I haven’t yet. I am still a virgin. Guess the girls here like smarter guys than me,” Toby replied. “Wow. I am sorry to hear that. I don’t think it’s the smarter...

Added 04 Jun 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 2,360 | 22 Comments

Stories Coauthored By Jimwillhavefun

My Darkest Desires Part 1

It had been a long winter and it was finally starting to get warm, I grabbed a light jacket and decided to go for a walk in the park. I picked up my phone, turned the music on, plugged the headphones in and set off to the park. A few people were walking around and most of the benches were empty, so I decided to sit for a bit and enjoy the scenery. I was leaning back against the bench with...

Added 10 Apr 2018 | Category BDSM | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 7,838 | 7 Comments

My Darkest Desires Part 2

Its been a few months since I first met James.  I was not always in my comfort zone when kneeling before him with my collar on. My feelings tended to be scattered. I was excited, nervous and scared all at the same time. My desires for him grew, the more I thought about it, the more my body took over.  I’ve spent more and more time with him at his house the past couple of months. I was...

Added 20 Apr 2018 | Category BDSM | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,125 | 3 Comments

My Darkest Desires Part 3

It has been almost a year now, and I long for more with James. I could not put into words how I felt, my feelings were stronger and more intense than anything I’ve ever felt before. I would much rather be put through punishment than to dissatisfy him. I long for more pain with the pleasure.   He has pushed my limits further and further, and yet I crave more. I wasn’t sure how or why all of...

Added 12 Jun 2018 | Category BDSM | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,636 | 7 Comments

My Journey

It was mid-April a few years ago. I was home, lonely and bored. The kids were sleeping. I had recently become single, and I needed something. I really wasn’t sure what that was though. I had spent a lot of time on Facebook. There were a few groups on there that I was in at the time that pertained to BDSM. There were always a few men that would come on and say hi to me. There really was no one...

Added 01 May 2018 | Category True | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.22 | Views 7,832 | 6 Comments

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