About Jimwillhavefun


My name is Jim.

I am slowly approaching the retirement age but still have quite a few good years left in me.

I enjoy reading all kinds of stories. It is a great break from all the technical manuals I usually have to learn. I think reading erotica and watching erotica of all types have kept my home life happy all these years. My wife and I have seven kids. So apparently it works for one part anyway.

I also enjoy writing all kinds of stories. I have written several already. Some will seem very dull and boring, but others will be quite spicy. Hopefully, everyone will enjoy them either way.

I have written and co-written over 25 stories at this point on here. I have asked several times of the masters of writing here to help me get better. They have graciously helped and offered tons of advise that I have tried to put into action. However, I am still stuck on one of the most significant pieces of advice I keep getting. There is a rule in Erotica that you must Show and not Tell when you write. This way you can draw the reader into your stories and make them feel they are a part of it instead of just hearing about it. I am struggling with this point but continue to work on it. In the meantime, I will continue to Tell my stories to my readers. I guess at my age I am a slow learner.

All my stories are fiction, so please don't read something into them that is not there.

I am also in the middle of writing a Science Fiction Novel that I hope to publish someday soon. It is my second attempt at writing the same one. I had to start over after losing all my files during a move years ago.

If you want to be friends, ask. I will add you even if I haven’t read your stuff yet. If you want someone to read your stuff, send it over. I like all kinds of different stories.

I am not into the chat rooms at all.

I will message back and forth with you when I can. I am not always on here since running several companies takes up most of my time with the rest going to the family. Doesn't leave much for here but I will try.

Oh and for anyone that is wondering about my profile pic. I have a warped sense of humor.

I posted that because I can't put a pic of myself on here since I own several companies and would be recognized.

Plus what a great country for us to live in to have access to a site like this.

If you have come to my page wanting to boost your friend count or hoping to stir up drama, you will be deleted. I am constantly cleaning my friend list and adding new people that want to be here and talk to me. If we haven't talked in quite a while, I will delete you. I want real friendships that can develop into something more than an occasional hello.

Now to the darker side of Jimwillhavefun.

As you can see from my info above, I am goofy and serious at the same time. I have been here a little while and noticed a few things that irk me. I am not one to hold my tongue, so I say what is on my mind. The info below may or may not turn you off to me. Either way, I am good with it.
Read at your discretion.

Be careful what you say in the forums. There appear to be quite a few thin-skinned immature high school adults in them.

I speak my mind. I crack jokes, sometimes at the expense of others. They are jokes but seem to be perceived as personal attacks. Which they are not. I have a thick skin when it comes to jokes about me. I have been called every name you can think of and have laughed it off every time.

People here need to grow up if they want to be on an adult site. This is not Myspace or Facebook or Twitter. This is an adult website for adults.

I am not here to be everyone’s best friend. I am here to read stories and write stories of my own. I will not sugar coat anything for you. If I like you, I will joke around with you and talk to you like an adult.

I will not say only beautiful things about your stories because I don’t want to hurt your feelings. I have an opinion, and I will use it when I feel like it.

Without criticism, we cannot grow as people. Learn to take it as an adult.

Anyone that is not adult enough to deal with my sense of humor or my tastes in stories can leave my friend list anytime they want. I will not apologize for being me.

If this is too harsh for anyone than you have just proven my point. Time for you to leave.

Jim Willhavefun
Relationship Status:
It's Complicated
Lounging in my camo pants daydreaming, Florida, United States
Local Time:
19 May 2019 09:22
Lots of interests. Computers, programming, hunting, shooting, building things, spending time with the wife and kids, motorcycles.
Favorite Books:
Love Science Fiction of any kind. Love history and war novels. DO NOT like romance novels because they are just way too fake.

My all-time favorite book is Time Storm by Gordon R. Dickson. I have read this book at least 10 times since I was 9yrs old.
Favorite Authors:
Isaac Asimov, James Blaylock, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Arthur C. Clarke, Gordon R. Dickson, Frank Herbert, L. Ron Hubbard, Rudyard Kipling, David Langford, Jack London, Raymond A. Palmer, Frederik Pohl, James H. Schmitz, Jack Vance, Jules Verne, Howard Waldrop, H. G. Wells
Favorite Movies:
I like foreign films and of course Sci-FI.
Favourite TV Shows:
Of course Dr. Who., Stargate or any of the Stargate series, Star Trek and all of the spin-offs, Little House on the Prairie, Bonanza, Charlie's Angels, The Cosby Show, The Dukes Of Hazzard, The Facts Of Life, Family Ties, Get Smart, Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C., The Honeymooners, House, I Love Lucy, Married... With Children
Favorite Music:
All music. I have listened to everything from classical to hard rock and acid rock to rap and country. I really don't have any I don't like just some of it is getting too trashy like most of the newer rap stuff.


Date Joined:
15 Jan 2018
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Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 12 Feb 2019 15:19


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 12 Feb 2019 11:59

Hooray, everyone, it's Monday. Enough said.

Can I get a black coffee extra sludgy? Thank you.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 10 Feb 2019 13:06

So... you're trying to infer that we aren't great people...? <img src="/images/emoticons/tears.gif" alt="tears">

Oh no. I just meant that besides the great people I know on here. I found some other great people in the gaming world. I was surprised to find them. I thought all gamers were kids or lonely guys in their mom's basements. LOL. I was proven wrong. Found out that several of my friends on here are also great gamers and streamers like me. It really is a small world.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 10 Feb 2019 12:00

During my absence from here for the last 4 months, I have met some great people. I wrote a story about one of them and if you are so inclined, you can read it here. https://www.lushstories.com/stories/trans/-sneaky-snake-.aspx

Can I have a black coffee please? Thank you.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 09 Feb 2019 14:47

Rumour has it, Jim was global brothel hopping, conducting research for a poem he was writing. Just wondering, if one person spreads the clap to many, is it called, applause?

Actually, I was following Sprite from place to place. Not my fault she keeps getting recruited by all the brothels. Every man and woman wants some of her. <img src="/images/emoticons/boobs.gif" alt="boobs">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 09 Feb 2019 14:44

Just suspended Jim for another 4 weeks. That'll show the bastard. <img src="/images/emoticons/drunken_smilie.gif" alt="drunken">

You are so awesome and only kicked me for 4 weeks. I bow in your presence.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 09 Feb 2019 12:29

Ping and Verbal. I read what you posted about taking time off. I just got back from a 4-month hiatus. Sometimes taking a break is just what the mind needs. I am back but won't be as active as I was. Enjoy any time you decide to take. Your fans and followers will still be here when you come back.

On a different note. Can I get a coffee, please? Thank you.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 30 Sep 2018 08:26

Aww congrats on the arrival of the sweet little angel
How many does that make ?

That makes 4 now. All girls. No grandsons yet.

Can I get a coffee, please? Thanks.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 29 Sep 2018 20:34

Hello all. Hope everyone is having a good night.

In case you are not on my email list or you just have me blocked. Here is the latest news from the Willhavefun household. I can't post pics here due to the rules of the site.

My newest granddaughter, Little Ms. Alaina is here safe and sound. She arrived at 12:25 PM yesterday, 19 inches long 6 pounds 7 ounces. They are both mother and daughter, doing great and everything has been successful. Thank you for keeping the prayers going.

Can I get a cup of coffee, please? Thank you.

Oh and if you haven't had the chance to go to Storiespace yet, you should. There are some really great entries in the competition. Even our lovely Ms Sara just posted a great story. Go check them out and remember every vote counts.

Topic: Would you play strip poker with the person above you?
Posted: 28 Sep 2018 18:21

I always lose to pretty women. You deal.

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Sneaky Snake

A tall sensuous ebony goddess. Dark eyes and even darker thoughts behind them. A secret is hidden beneath the luxurious clothing covering her svelte body. Her hair done up fresh from the salon. Earrings adorning her lobes and a gold and silver interlaced necklace hanging loosely between her ample bosoms. Her shirt clinging to her slim waistline leading to a perfectly formed bottom set atop...

Added 09 Feb 2019 | Category Trans | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 2,809 | 15 Comments


He comes in like a Romeo Throwing lines at ladies feet Teasing their senses With words so sweet Never caring what he does For he’s there for him alone Giving out sugar From his mighty throne Hurting the angels With his sharp tongue Taking their innocence When he’s gone This worthless suitor Is the vilest of sins Giving a bad name To other men True men like myself Are left in the dark...

Added 23 Sep 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 18 | Avg Score 5 | Views 483 | 21 Comments

Boss's Bitch; Office Duties

I’d like to tell you about some things that happen while working this job. One of my duties when I come to work (and I only work sixteen hours a week by the way) is I give my boss blow jobs or have sex with him. Now I don’t go in his office to have a quickie blow job or sex. I enjoy my job and take my time arousing him. He has told me on several occasions that I take too long blowing him, and...

Added 16 Sep 2018 | Category Office Sex | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 13,454 | 23 Comments

Boss's Bitch

Alright, first things first. My husband and I are swingers. We have been for many years. We both enjoy the rush of sleeping with other people and telling each other about it afterward. Sometimes we are in the same room, and this adds to the thrill. I know what kind of damage my husband's cock can do to an unsuspecting pussy. I am not saying he is the most prominent man down there, but he...

Added 12 Sep 2018 | Category Office Sex | Votes 40 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 11,924 | 55 Comments

The Pond

The pond is the enemy between you and me It is determined never to let us be I sit on this side and watch from afar While you are over there traveling around in your car   You say we are like Romeo and Juliet Just two star-crossed lovers that have never met We both live our lives not knowing what might be Who knows if we will ever sit and sip a cup of tea   I have seen your face in...

Added 09 Sep 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 553 | 12 Comments

Still Love You

You left me without a word My heart still undeterred You moved on to someone less worthy And left me crying with eyes all blurry   I said I love you But now I am blue Thinking about you and him Trying not to imagine my life so grim   You flaunt your new love As if I am easy to get rid of I stood by you through thick and thin Now I feel like such a has been   I can’t believe...

Added 03 Sep 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 465 | 13 Comments


I had my ear to the wall and my dick in my hand. I slid up and down the shaft with increasing speed. The moans coming through the wall were intoxicating and exhilarating. The sounds of the headboard slapping the wall in rhythm guided my hand to match its beat. I moaned out loud and didn’t care who heard me. I knew the people in the next room wouldn’t care. The moans turned into screams...

Added 29 Aug 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 1,572 | 34 Comments

Getting My Car Back

“When can I have my car back?” “When you pay for it. Did you think I was going to fix it for free?” “No. But I told you I didn’t have much money.” “Well, then no car till the bill is paid.” Damn it. Now, what am I supposed to do? I need my car tomorrow so I can get to work. I am tapped out on money until I get paid again, and that won’t be for days. There has to be a way to get it...

Added 05 Aug 2018 | Category Gay Male | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 8,847 | 24 Comments

Jimmy And Amy's Forbidden Weekend

Amy I'm going to be late. It took forever to collect my bags and find a taxi. I hope he's still there. What am I doing? Will we have chemistry, or will it be awkward? I am crazy? Ha-ha, this is crazy! I am married, he is married. I'm so going to hell. Jimmy I cry from joy. I weep for the realization that I will see you soon. It has been too long in the making. We have spent too much...

Added 20 Jul 2018 | Category Cheating | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 7,505 | 32 Comments

A Hard Offer To Refuse

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Added 02 Jul 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.85 | Views 745 | 13 Comments

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Added 29 Aug 2018 | Category Group Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 9,299 | 4 Comments

My Darkest Desires Part 1

It had been a long winter and it was finally starting to get warm, I grabbed a light jacket and decided to go for a walk in the park. I picked up my phone, turned the music on, plugged the headphones in and set off to the park. A few people were walking around and most of the benches were empty, so I decided to sit for a bit and enjoy the scenery. I was leaning back against the bench with...

Added 10 Apr 2018 | Category BDSM | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 9,642 | 6 Comments

My Darkest Desires Part 2

Its been a few months since I first met James.  I was not always in my comfort zone when kneeling before him with my collar on. My feelings tended to be scattered. I was excited, nervous and scared all at the same time. My desires for him grew, the more I thought about it, the more my body took over.  I’ve spent more and more time with him at his house the past couple of months. I was...

Added 20 Apr 2018 | Category BDSM | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,380 | 3 Comments

My Darkest Desires Part 3

It has been almost a year now, and I long for more with James. I could not put into words how I felt, my feelings were stronger and more intense than anything I’ve ever felt before. I would much rather be put through punishment than to dissatisfy him. I long for more pain with the pleasure.   He has pushed my limits further and further, and yet I crave more. I wasn’t sure how or why all of...

Added 12 Jun 2018 | Category BDSM | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,957 | 7 Comments

My Journey

It was mid-April a few years ago. I was home, lonely and bored. The kids were sleeping. I had recently become single, and I needed something. I really wasn’t sure what that was though. I had spent a lot of time on Facebook. There were a few groups on there that I was in at the time that pertained to BDSM. There were always a few men that would come on and say hi to me. There really was no one...

Added 01 May 2018 | Category True | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.22 | Views 9,527 | 7 Comments

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