About JoeBem


Hi my name is Joe. I'm on here to write stories, make friends and have fun. I don't have a lot of time to spend on the site due to work commitments, but if you send me a message I will reply to it. Unfortunately, at the moment I don't get as much time as I would like to write stories for the site. Whenever I find the time and I'm in the mood I will try to get some writing done so please me patient with me. Hopefully you'll like what I have to offer. Enjoy

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East Riding of Yorkshire, United Kingdom
Local Time:
24 Apr 2018 17:42
I'm an outdoors kind of guy, hate to be cooped up indoors unless I'm with someone, which is ironic considering I work a 9-5 desk job . I also enjoy reading, have done since I was a kid, could never put a book down when I was younger. Something's never change.
Favorite Books:
Thrillers and fantasy are my two favourite genres. There are too many books I like to list, but my all time favourite would be The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.
Favorite Authors:
Douglas Adams, Tom Holt, Tom Sharpe, Neil Gaiman, Robert Rankin, Chris Poalini, George R.R Martin and many others.
Favorite Movies:
I love Gangster flicks, Godfather, Goodfellas etc... Also I a huge fan of Al Pacino Films, Devils Advocate, Scarface, Carlito's Way, Heat, Any Given Sunday are some of my favourites. There are hundreds more films I love, much to many to list here.
Favorite Music:
Rock Music, country, rap, house, rave, dance and almost all other types of music... Music is my life, was when I was a kid, it is now and when I'm an old man I'll still be singing and dancing to it


Date Joined:
15 Jun 2013
Last Visit:
14 Apr 2018
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Topic: Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted: 15 May 2015 13:30

Hozier - Someone New

Posted: 20 Mar 2015 10:11

Happy Birthday Tamar :). Hope your day is amazing!

Topic: Happy Birthday! Kal-El85 (Jerrell)
Posted: 13 Jun 2014 15:19

Happy Birthday Jerrell! Have a great day man! :)

Topic: why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted: 29 Apr 2014 14:43

I am with Serene Prodigy here that response is real perspicacity.

My Av is clearly not me .. there is absolutely no ambiguity about that.

To respond to the OP: your question is logically flawed.

It (maybe not you because clearly you are too intelligent to make that mistake unwittingly) implies that you are a blank page on here. Obviously you are not; in reality you are a bit of a queen around here.
Hence you have already revealed quite a lot. The qualities that come over are those of considerable intelligence, and fierce individualism. You are a contrarian, and very opinionated.
All this makes you interesting and possibly worth considering as a friend.
But you know all this only too well which is why my learned colleague above has captured it all so well with his picture.
I also know one of your greatest pleasures in this life is to stir the ordure and pitch it into the fan.
Please do it again soon.
Have a very nice day.


You mean your not a talking horse? :( lol

Topic: Guys, have you ever used a condom while masturbating to avoid any mess?
Posted: 20 Apr 2014 12:56

Ahhh the posh wank. No I've never done it. Seems excessive plus expensive considering how many times most guys jack off lmao

Topic: Beautiful Male Butts
Posted: 10 Apr 2014 10:00

Particularly nice.
Mmmm your right, very peachy. Yummy.

Topic: Receiving Anal - Length Vs Girth
Posted: 07 Apr 2014 11:10

Well go and try it but pick carefully.
The thought does get me more than a little horny...will have to try it at some point...;)

Topic: Receiving Anal - Length Vs Girth
Posted: 31 Mar 2014 11:06

See I've always imagined a nice mixture of both would be preferable. You would want a nice length and thickness to be able to stretch and fill you up, make you feel it deep inside you... Well that's how I've always imagined it...<img src="/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

Topic: Beautiful Male Butts
Posted: 28 Mar 2014 09:34

Quite a delicious selection you have there...;)

Topic: Where do you find inspiration?
Posted: 25 Mar 2014 10:01

I mostly take inspiration from my past, of course details may get embellished a bit ;). I do look to other sources for inspiration from time to time, TV, magazines, things you see in the high street...ect

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Stories Published By JoeBem All Stories »

My Friend's Dad

“Come on Jack! Just a few more!” Mr Goodwin shouted encouragingly, as he leaned over me. My muscles burned form the exertion as I gritted my teeth, determined to please him. My upper body ached as I pushed myself on. “That’s it! You’re doing great!” His large firm hands gripped my ankles to steady me. “Five more for me! Come on!” My body was shaking form the effort as I pulled...

Added 08 Mar 2015 | Category Gay Male | Votes 42 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 51,429 | 18 Comments

The Driving Test - Part 3

Where is he ? I wondered. I ran a hand through my long black hair, myeyes fixed on the entrance to the pub. Alex had gone into there around ten minutes ago, and he should have been back by now. My hand fidgeted nervously with the buttons on my coat, as I felt the cool evening breeze caress the bare skin of my legs. A smirk played across my lips as my fingertips stroked playfully across...

Added 10 Mar 2014 | Category Bisexual | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 8,059 | 6 Comments

The Driving Test - Part 2

I moaned into his mouth as he fucked me. The muscles of his back and legs flexed and strained as he held me in the air, thrusting powerfully into me. His cock burrowed into my tight hole with each thrust, gaping me as I threw back my head and cried out. “Oh god! It’s so big!” I moaned, as I wrapped my arms around his neck, holding on for dear life. “You love my prick in you, don’t you?”...

Added 27 Dec 2013 | Category Gay Male | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 17,672 | 10 Comments

The Driving Test

“So, Mr Robinson, when you’re ready? I want you to continue down the road, and turn left at the junction.”  The instructor sat there waiting for me to get the car moving, waiting for me to make another mistake. The test had gone horrible from the start. Forgetting to check my blind spot when I pulled out from the test centre, he maybe could have forgiven that, but mounting the kerb turning...

Added 17 Oct 2013 | Category Gay Male | Votes 38 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 35,291 | 12 Comments

Friends Comments

Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
02 Jun 2017 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
02 Jun 2016 00:20

02 Jun 2015 02:05
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
02 Jun 2015 00:20

16 May 2015 05:30

Thank you, Cuteness!
18 Apr 2015 15:41

Oh, I like to mix it up! LOL. Thanks so much Joseph. Your comment made me smile so wide. I'm trying.

17 Mar 2015 12:09
Joe, Thanks for adding me as your friend.
14 Mar 2015 13:06

09 Mar 2015 14:55

01 Mar 2015 12:26

Still smiling from your comment!
11 Feb 2015 17:19
thanks for adding me
28 Dec 2014 09:27

14 Dec 2014 20:09


Hey Joe, still trying to drag them off you, lol. D x
21 Nov 2014 11:01
Thank you for adding me.
18 Oct 2014 10:54

Joe, thank you for your kind comment and continued support!
15 Oct 2014 15:35
Thanks for reading "Waking Up with Brett."
04 Sep 2014 08:19
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22 Jun 2014 03:09
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
02 Jun 2014 00:20
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