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Topic: This or That
Posted: 09 Dec 2012 18:42

Sex in the morning ... no better way to start the day

2 million dollars or a gratifying sex life til the end of your days

Topic: World around you in two words
Posted: 09 Dec 2012 18:20

Bor ...... ring

Topic: A Man Is Pushed on The Subway Track...
Posted: 09 Dec 2012 11:43

This is truly a terrible story. As someone who works for NYC transit I have to say that pulling someone off the tracks from the platform is truly a difficult job. Usually platforms are 4 1/2 feet above the rails so climbing up onto them will take great upper body strength. While I hope anyone reading this is never in this position I am going to impart a little knowledge about the best ways to evacuate safely. If you are physically able to at the end of either side of the platform is a ladder( try to walk in the direction the train is traveling). Sometimes it is built into the wall, sometimes it's a traditional ladder. Climb to safety, you will get filthy, clothes will be ruined but it is still better then the alternative. Secondly, if you find yourself on the tracks and the tunnel is lit up, there is a train approaching. There is room between most tracks that contain columns. Step over the 3rd rail (or on it as there is a wooden protection board on top), make yourself as flat as possible and the train will not be able to reach you. It's scary as shit, the train is huge but again your safe. Finally as a last resort, if the train is bearing down. In between the rails is a trough or drainage ditch. it's filthy and usually wet, but the lowest point on any train is the wheels.If you can make yourself flat enough the train will actually roll over you. I know panic takes over in most cases, but a level head will save your life. I imagine these tips will hold true in most transit systems. As for the "CRAZIES" I have had my share of run-ins with these people. Guess what? A large percentage of them are not crazy, just assholes. Stand up to them, scream at them, make a scene and they will leave you alone. Unless you see me, then ask me for help. Nothing brightens my day more then dragging these people out by their collars. To all Lushies out there, be safe and sound.

Topic: why do we call on god when we fuck?
Posted: 09 Dec 2012 10:49

What I'm wondering is, as texting and shorthand become more and more popular, will ladies of the future simply scream OMG...OMG

Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 09 Dec 2012 08:47


Topic: Judge orders woman to wear "idiot" sign. Humiliating or not harsh enough?
Posted: 12 Nov 2012 18:00

From what I saw I think the judge went too lightly on her. When she entered the sidewalk she didn't even slow down. I would have put here in jail for reckless endangerment and taken her license away indefinitely. This is just another example of someone with a sense of entitlement ...regardless of who may get hurt by their actions. like a previous poster stated before... you can't wait one minute or get your ass moving one minute earlier.

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 27 Oct 2012 19:09

name that tune.... two notes

Topic: This or That
Posted: 27 Oct 2012 17:08

french toast

Two and Half Men with Charlie Sheen or without

Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 25 Oct 2012 17:18

A Handrail

Topic: Sexual ABC's
Posted: 24 Oct 2012 18:39


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