About jolander055


23-year old qualified tradie from australia. I am always up for a chat so don't be afraid to message me. The forums are my favourite part of lush and I enjoy finding out people's views on different topics especially sex (of course).

The medieval time period is a high interest area of mine whether it be the fashion, how they built things, battle tactics or anything else in that period. The possibility of looking into maybe studying the time period is something I may look into. Or possibly just buy as many trustworthy books as possible on the era. Especially on the Crusades.

Joe Lander
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Wangaratta, Victoria, Australia
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25 May 2018 19:23
Medieval time period especially battles and blacksmithing.
Sports: Especially Ultimate frisbee and tennis.
Building and construction.
Sleep, sex and bible theology (weird combination some would think)
Favorite Books:
Bible, Ranger's apprentice series. Been a while since i read anything apart from lush stories really.
Favorite Authors:
John Flanagan
Favorite Movies:
Pitch Perfect, The Princess Bride, The Lucky One, The three musketeers (2011)
Favourite TV Shows:
Arrow, NCIS, NCIS:LA, the Unit, The Flash, Game of thrones, Spartacus. Ok i admit it i like ancient/medieval and violentish tv shows
Favorite Music:
Country, Johnny Cash, Slim Dusty, Kelly Clarkson, Nickelback, Good Charlotte, 3 doors down, coldplay, passenger, Simple Plan.


Date Joined:
06 Oct 2013
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Topic: LushStories - better than porn? in addition to porn?
Posted: 20 Jan 2017 03:17

For me they each have their appeal. The stories on lush are 100 times more mentally pleasing due to a lot more background and story to them. Even some of the 'better' storylines in porn just don't compare to a good lush story.
As a visual person myself, porn does have the benefit in terms of having something to watch and admire the female form. So they are both big turn ons but one is a mental turn on and the other is more the visual.

Topic: Occupation
Posted: 21 Nov 2016 21:28

Self-employed carpenter

Topic: What do you do to stay fit?
Posted: 20 Nov 2016 18:18

I play sports generally and currently I am playing Ultimate Frisbee 2 to 3 times a week which is mainly running. And as a carpenter i tend to exercise other muscle groups throughout the week depending on what work i am doing.
I am thinking about joining a gym though. So far I have been blessed with a high metabolism ,but I need to get into the habit of eating better and exercising for when that slows down.

Topic: Let's stop using this sexist trope of referring to any woman as someone's wife, mother, daug
Posted: 31 Oct 2016 01:09

I think that it depends on who you are speaking to, and what about as to whether it is appropriate or not.
Politicians definitely need to stop addressing everything to the men in their country/state etc. It's like they're stuck in the ways of speaking to their constituents that existed before women could vote.
But on the other hand using the terms themselves shouldn't be demonised.
It also depends on who you know better. For instance, if I have two friends i know called Steven and Lisa. If i was talking about his family to someone else I would refer to Steven's wife/mother etc. and Lisa's husband/son etc.
Mitt Romney's quote i assume was talking about trump? Which, if it is referring to his abominable words about women, then as it is women who are the subject of trumps words, "Such vile degradations demean our wives and daughters and corrupt America's face to the world," is actually an appropriate use of those terms.
The quote of Ted Cruz' from a quick look at the twitter link looks like it was referring to the same demeaning comments by trump.
I do not disagree that the "sexist trope of referring to a woman as someone's wife, mother, daughter" does happen. But I would hasten to say that it is important not to take offence when the terms are used appropriately and not as a "sexist trope".

Topic: Artificial pussy?
Posted: 03 Oct 2016 14:04

I have and do use a fleshlight. As others have said the feeling of having a relatively realistic pussy to actually thrust into is a lot better than just using my hand.
There definitely does seem to be the stigma around men with such toys thought. If a girl has dildos and vibrators it is quite normal (in the christian circles i grew up in that would still be frowned upon though), but if a man uses a fleshlight then he is seen as somewhat less of a man cause he 'obviously' can't get the real thing. Or that has been the general feeling i have gotten from my experience of listening to people talk.

Topic: sex with co-workers?
Posted: 20 Sep 2016 19:53

For me it would be a definite no. Too many things could go wrong and imho it isn't worth the risk.
The boss i worked for not long ago was trying to manipulate me into dating his daughter who i had no interest in. And even if I had liked her I would not have wanted him as a potential father in law.

Topic: Would you let yourself be tied up during sex?
Posted: 27 May 2016 22:16

Yes. It would have to be somebody i really trust as a few have mentioned. So if with the right person it would be a great turn on. Whether she wanted me to pleasure her or for her to pleasure me however she would like without me getting in her way trying to touch her all the time. lol

Topic: teen or milf
Posted: 23 May 2016 05:04

Probably a beautiful MILF. More experienced and patient.

Topic: fisting...why???
Posted: 24 Apr 2016 03:24

Psychologically it is a big turn on for me to watch.
I, personally, hate the thought of causing my partner pain so if it was pleasurable for her, then it would be the same type of thing as oral sex (as has been mentioned). I would get pleasure from seeing my partner enjoy it.
So there is the pleasure of both the turn on from watching as well as how much she is enjoying it.

I could be very wrong but i would think that the percentage of women who are into fisting would be very low. So finding a partner who wants to even try it could be interesting.

Topic: What are you afraid of?
Posted: 01 Apr 2016 20:38

Heights. But not so much the height, more the falling. Actually it's more the hitting the ground at the end of the fall i am afraid of. The falling itself could be quite fun. <img src="/images/emoticons/laughing7.gif" alt="laughing6">
Not a fan of large crowds either.

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Blacksmith And A Lady

It was a cool spring night and the trees whispered to each other in the wind. James listened as the fowl of the woods sang their beautiful song to the night. He loved going out into the woods at night and taking his bath in the stream while listening to the birds sing.  Stripping off his blacksmithy’s clothing, he lowered his naked, muscled body into the water. It had been a long day at...

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