About jolander055

I am a 21-year old tradie from australia. I am always up for a chat so don't be afraid to message me. I am strictly a straight man, i am not at all bi curious. I really enjoy the forums and finding out people's views on different topics especially sex (of course).

I love all things medieval whether it be the fashion, how they built things, battle tactics or anything else in that period. I am looking into either studying that period or at the very least i am planning on buying as many trustworthy books as possible about that period. Especially on the Crusades.

Joe Lander
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Swan Hill, Victoria, Australia
Medieval time period especially battles and blacksmithing. I love playing tennis and more recently volleyball. building and construction. Sleep, sex and bible theology (weird combination some would think)
Favorite Books:
Bible, Ranger's apprentice series. Been a while since i read anything apart from lush stories really.
Favorite Authors:
John Flanagan
Favorite Movies:
Pitch Perfect, The Princess Bride, The Lucky One, The three musketeers (2011)
Favourite TV Shows:
Arrow, NCIS, NCIS:LA, the Unit, The Flash, Game of thrones, Spartacus. Ok i admit it i like ancient/medieval and violentish tv shows
Favorite Music:
Country, Johnny Cash, Slim Dusty, Kelly Clarkson, Nickelback, Good Charlotte, 3 doors down, coldplay, passenger, Simple Plan.
Date Joined:
06 Oct 2013
Last Visit:
30 Nov 2015 (4 hours ago)
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: The person below me is...
Posted: 28 Nov 2015 23:10

No never worked out at the gym in my entire life.
TPBM Prefers heat to cold weather.

Topic: What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Posted: 28 Nov 2015 21:50

solo soft drink

Topic: The person below me is...
Posted: 28 Nov 2015 21:34

Nope. I don't drink coffee.
TPBM is good at sports.

Topic: The person below me is...
Posted: 28 Nov 2015 19:31

If i can save up money and get time off work sure. Would love to.
TPBM needs a new exhaust on their vehicle. (Oh wait that's me)
TPBM likes action movies.

Topic: The person below me is...
Posted: 28 Nov 2015 19:25

Wow so smooth right there.
Nope just chilling on lush forums and talking to someone.
TPBM is an awesome person just sometimes they don't realize that.

Topic: The person below me is...
Posted: 28 Nov 2015 19:00

True! Well my internet connects just says it has no credit so it shouldn't be connecting. Bloody telstra!
TPBM wants a sports car for Christmas.

Topic: Around the world.
Posted: 27 Nov 2015 00:02


Topic: The person below me is...
Posted: 22 Nov 2015 22:11

How did you know asian? Are you psychic?
TPBM is going to run for President next election.

Topic: What's the weather like where you are?
Posted: 20 Nov 2015 03:56

Bloody hot!! I had to work in 41 degrees celcius yesterday. But at least it wasnt the 43 that was predicted.

Topic: Should creationism be taught in schools?
Posted: 05 May 2015 18:23

If humanity hadn't been killing so many and were looking after Creation like God says to in the Bible then they wouldn't be going extinct in the first place.

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Blacksmith And A Lady

It was a cool spring night and the trees whispered to each other in the wind. James listened as the fowl of the woods sang their beautiful song to the night. He loved going out into the woods at night and taking his bath in the stream while listening to the birds sing.  Stripping off his blacksmithy’s clothing, he lowered his naked, muscled body into the water. It had been a long day at...

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Thanks for the add

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Thought you might like this: xx
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Happy Valentine's Day weekend Daniel!

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