About jolander055
Biography

I am a 21-year old tradie from australia. I am always up for a chat so don't be afraid to message me. I am strictly a straight man, i am not at all bi curious. I really enjoy the forums and finding out people's views on different topics especially sex (of course).

I love all things medieval whether it be the fashion, how they built things, battle tactics or anything else in that period. I am looking into either studying that period or at the very least i am planning on buying as many trustworthy books as possible about that period. Especially on the Crusades.

Name:
Joe Lander
Sex:
Male 
Age:
23
Sign:
Cancer
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Swan Hill, Victoria, Australia
Interests:
Medieval time period especially battles and blacksmithing. I love playing tennis and more recently volleyball. building and construction. Sleep, sex and bible theology (weird combination some would think)
Favorite Books:
Bible, Ranger's apprentice series. Been a while since i read anything apart from lush stories really.
Favorite Authors:
John Flanagan
Favorite Movies:
Pitch Perfect, The Princess Bride, The Lucky One, The three musketeers (2011)
Favourite TV Shows:
Arrow, NCIS, NCIS:LA, the Unit, The Flash, Game of thrones, Spartacus. Ok i admit it i like ancient/medieval and violentish tv shows
Favorite Music:
Country, Johnny Cash, Slim Dusty, Kelly Clarkson, Nickelback, Good Charlotte, 3 doors down, coldplay, passenger, Simple Plan.
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06 Oct 2013
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: sex with co-workers?
Posted: 20 Sep 2016 19:53

For me it would be a definite no. Too many things could go wrong and imho it isn't worth the risk.
The boss i worked for not long ago was trying to manipulate me into dating his daughter who i had no interest in. And even if I had liked her I would not have wanted him as a potential father in law.

Topic: Would you let yourself be tied up during sex?
Posted: 27 May 2016 22:16

Yes. It would have to be somebody i really trust as a few have mentioned. So if with the right person it would be a great turn on. Whether she wanted me to pleasure her or for her to pleasure me however she would like without me getting in her way trying to touch her all the time. lol

Topic: teen or milf
Posted: 23 May 2016 05:04

Probably a beautiful MILF. More experienced and patient.

Topic: fisting...why???
Posted: 24 Apr 2016 03:24

Psychologically it is a big turn on for me to watch.
I, personally, hate the thought of causing my partner pain so if it was pleasurable for her, then it would be the same type of thing as oral sex (as has been mentioned). I would get pleasure from seeing my partner enjoy it.
So there is the pleasure of both the turn on from watching as well as how much she is enjoying it.

I could be very wrong but i would think that the percentage of women who are into fisting would be very low. So finding a partner who wants to even try it could be interesting.

Topic: What are you afraid of?
Posted: 01 Apr 2016 20:38

Heights. But not so much the height, more the falling. Actually it's more the hitting the ground at the end of the fall i am afraid of. The falling itself could be quite fun. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/laughing7.gif" alt="laughing6">
Not a fan of large crowds either.

Topic: Drink, Date or Fuck no passing!
Posted: 25 Jan 2016 04:03

May i either join this drinking date or take you out on different drinking date the next evening maybe Miss Asian? Somersbys?

Topic: Would You Like to Carry on an Intelligent Conversation with the Poster Above You?
Posted: 25 Jan 2016 03:54

I have been having lots of intelligent conversation with asian. She's always right and therefore more intelligent though. So yes of course

Topic: What's the weather like where you are?
Posted: 16 Jan 2016 15:04

I think today is meant to be about 33 Celcius (91.4F) which isn't too bad. Wednesday just been was 45C (113F). Needless to say we didn't work after lunch.

Topic: "FORUM GAME" If Lush were a small town what role would the person above you play?
Posted: 17 Dec 2015 22:43

The local psychiatrist. She's not very professional though cause she either tells people to go fuck themselves or she plays with herself while clients are still in with her.
Or both at once. One hand flipping the bird and the other playing with herself.

Topic: What are your top 5 favorites shows ever, on tv?
Posted: 15 Dec 2015 21:52

JAG
NCIS
Game of Thrones
Currently watching Quantico which is pretty good
Arrow/The flash

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Blacksmith And A Lady

It was a cool spring night and the trees whispered to each other in the wind. James listened as the fowl of the woods sang their beautiful song to the night. He loved going out into the woods at night and taking his bath in the stream while listening to the birds sing.  Stripping off his blacksmithy’s clothing, he lowered his naked, muscled body into the water. It had been a long day at...

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