About JollyBloke03

So hey there, I'm Jeff. Writing is truly my passion. I love to read and write, and I love to collaborate with other people on new stories and such. I'm a rather open person, so don't be afraid to just start talking to me. I may be a bit socially awkward at first, but it gets better the better you know me. Thanks for checking out my profile and/or reading my stories. I like to get votes, to see how you guys like them, but comments and feedback are what I live for.

Jeff Scott Holloway
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Softcore, erotica, women, trannies, well-written stories, martial arts, sparring, spies, writing, drawing, dragons, steampunk, manga, hentai, swimming, baseball, football, eating, drinking, chocolate milk, soda, burgers, ice cream, steak, RIBS, Monster, Brisk Tea, Dr. Pepper
Favorite Books:
The Lord of the Rings books, The Hobbit, The Hunger Games trilogy, The Tale of Desperaux, The Tales of Beetle the Bard, the Harry Potter books, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball, Bleach, FMA (FullMetal Alchemist), One Piece, Under the Dome, Death Note
Favorite Authors:
Rick Riordan, James Patterson, Kate DiCallimo, Suzanne Collins, J. R. R. Tolkien, C. S. Lewis, J. K. Rowling, Akira Toryiama, Hiromu Arakawa, Tite Kubo, Echiiro Oda, Tsugami Ohba, Takeshi Obata
Favorite Movies:
The Transformers Saga, The Lord of the Rings saga, The Hobbit saga, The Star Wars saga, After Earth, Man of Steel, 30 Minutes or Less, Gone in 60 Seconds, Last of the Mohicans, The Hunger Games trilogy, End of the Spear, National Treasure, Harold and Kumar movies, Horrible Bosses, We're the Millers, The Green Mile, Saving Private Ryan
Favourite TV Shows:
NCIS, Rizzoli and Isles, Dateline, Under the Dome, Falling Skies, Tyrant, Duck Dynasty, Fast and Loud, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, The Price is Right, Let's Make a Deal, The Chase
Favorite Music:
Cage the Elephant, Capital Cities, Christina Perry, Imagine Dragons, Jimmy Needham, Linkin Park, Macklemore X Ryan Lewis, OneRepublic, Philip Philips, Pitbull, Ke$ha, Ramstein, Sabrina Carpenter, Skillet, Skrillex, My Chemical Romance
Date Joined:
29 Mar 2014
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Topic: What would you do if you came home and found your girlfriend masturbating?
Posted: 17 Jan 2015 19:09

Knowing how horny she would already be, I'd just take over for her, fingering her to climax. After which we would have sex of course.

Topic: I Am An Atheist. (Does that offend you?)
Posted: 16 Jan 2015 14:11

From the way you worded your post, it causes me to think that you would have any who follow a religion to be forced to stop. I personally don't think that's the way to go.

I'm not offended by you being an Atheist, no. I'm a Christian, but just because you don't believe in my God doesn't mean I'm offended by you. There are individual Atheists, yes, who do get on my nerves, but there are also Agnostics, Catholics, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Christians, etc. who get on my nerves. You have your beliefs and I have mine. All I ask is that you don't push any Atheist philosophy down my throat, and in return I won't push Christian beliefs down yours.

Topic: Sexy accents... do they turn you on?
Posted: 11 Jan 2015 17:25

You should try getting a gig in a comedy club doing your accents. Just say funny things and have a conversation with yourself as if you are different people, each with a different accent. That could be very popular act. You could start out part time and maybe it would lead to something big.

I read that Bob Newhart was an accountant in his day job and had a funny telephone routine he entertained friends with. That led to a comedy club act and that led to a successful television career.

I don't know. I might. Cracking jokes isn't really my thing, I have very dry humor. Of course as imaginative as I am, I could write up conversations between the accents...Good idea, I'll consider it.

Topic: Sexy accents... do they turn you on?
Posted: 11 Jan 2015 17:13

And Jamaican. I can also do a Jamaican accent. Now how accurate any of those are, I don't know, but people love to hear me do accents.

Topic: Sexy accents... do they turn you on?
Posted: 11 Jan 2015 17:12

British accents captivate me. When I hear an authentic British accent, I can't pull myself away. I don't know what it is, I'm just drawn to it. I've not heard many different accents from a woman, but I myself can do British, Australian, French, Indian, Southern, Boston accent, and Jersey-shore accent.

Topic: Your ideal partner in two words
Posted: 11 Jan 2015 02:01

Fucking sexy. Is there a better way to say it.

Topic: Story behind your avatar
Posted: 28 Dec 2014 13:42

It's nothing really personal or anything, i just like to listen to Deadmau5.

Topic: How BIG is your cock for guys and how BIG are your tits for women?
Posted: 25 Dec 2014 23:34

I've got 8" when I'm hard and 3 1/2" when I'm flaccid. It's about fist thick, but you gotta clench your fist to get the real thickness.

Topic: Look for in a girl?
Posted: 25 Dec 2014 23:27

First thing I notice is her boobs, honestly, no matter how big or small they may be. I don't usually dwell on them unless they're larger than what I'm used to. Intelligence is a big thing, yeah. My girlfriend doesn't have much of a chest, I'll admit, but she's really mature and pretty smart. She gets a lot of what I talk to her about, and I don't usually have to clarify or explain. I love a good sense of humor and she's gotta be comfortable in her own skin. She doesn't have to be really confident, in fact I look for the more broken and hurting girls, that way I can be their rock and they can lean on me and rely on me. I usually don't give much thought to girls taller than me either. Long hair, brown is good, and wavy. Wavy hair is a definite turn on for me. Well, that's some of what I look for. Don't know how well I answered your question, but I tried.

Topic: Boobs vs Ass Which in your opinion is better?
Posted: 25 Dec 2014 18:54

Boobs. Not huge boobs, but moderate to slightly large boobs. Like C-D cups. Those are better than ass. Tho a firm, round ass is also nice.

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Just Sex: Aronne and Rosaline

Rosaline reaches up and clutches the collar of my suit jacket and pulls me down into a passionate kiss, not like the brief kiss we shared earlier today. I wrap my arms around her, holding her to my chest. She smiles and softly bites my bottom lip. I begin to readjust myself on the loveseat, sliding underneath her. She lays her hands on my chest, pushing me slightly. I hear a giggle rise in...

Added 11 Jan 2015 | Category Mature | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.14 | Views 3,199 | 1 Comment

Just Sex: Dominic and Rebekah

I wrap my arms around her waist and pull her into a kiss. She presses her face to mine and wraps her arms around my neck. I slip my arms under her ass and lift her up, while giving her ass a gentle squeeze. She gasps softly and giggles. Her feet lift off the ground and her waist rises above mine, nearly even with my belly button. I squeeze her again, slightly harder this time, more confidently....

Added 04 Jan 2015 | Category Hardcore | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 10,762 | 4 Comments

The Genius in Sex Part 4: Morning Routine

My name is Alphonse Chereau. But I'm sure you already knew that. So I'm back for another round. I know you guys got yourselves cum-soaked reading about my previous sexual encounters, but this one will be even better, all you have to do is read it to find out just what the fuck I'm talking about. Last time I wrote to you, I was twenty one years old. Well I've grown to be twenty five, and...

Added 29 Dec 2014 | Category College Sex | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 6,455 | 1 Comment

The Genius in Sex Part 3: Extra Credit

Hey. That's right, I'm back. I'm your favorite French-American college student, Alphonse Chereau. But this time, I'm twenty one. Suzelle and I have been in a committed relationship since our first time in that assignment. Suzelle is now twenty three. Her wavy mocca hair now reaches her knees on it's own. Her skin is now exactly tan and her eyes look even deeper green. My brown hair is...

Added 15 Jul 2014 | Category College Sex | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,672 | 3 Comments

The Genius in Sex Part 2: Making the Grade

Hey. It's me again. My name is Alphonse Chereau. I'm nineteen and a college freshman in medical science. I have shaggy brown hair, deep green eyes and skin that is tanning. I've got an eight-pack too. I'm six feet tall. This is the second part to the story of my first time. I had my first time with Suzelle Ranc. She has wavy mocca brown hair that reaches her butt when left on it's own, deep...

Added 14 Jul 2014 | Category College Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 9,029 | 3 Comments

The Genius in Sex Part 1: Assignment Prep

This is the story of Alphonse Chereau; me. I am a college student. I am nineteen years old and have shaggy brown hair, deep green eyes and skin that is tanning. My body is very fit and is accented with an eight-pack. I am in my first year of college and am going for a degree in medical science. Unfortunately, I am a virgin. That's right, in all my nineteen years, I have not had sex one time....

Added 13 Jul 2014 | Category College Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,572 | 3 Comments

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Posted: 25 Dec 2014 12:18
To any of you who've been following the "The Genius in Sex" saga, a new installation is headed your way. Have fun
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