About JollyBloke03


I write very infrequently, and I apologize for that.

Hope you're all having a wonderful time. Cheers

T. C. Atchley
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Writing, songwriting, hiking, gaming
Favorite Books:
Happyface, An Abundance of Katherines, The Tale of Despereaux, Michael Vey
Favorite Authors:
Richard Paul Evans, Rick Riordan, James Patterson, J.R.R. Tolkein, Suzanne Collins
Favorite Movies:
The Departed, Adventureland, Jeepers Creepers, Pulp Fiction, The Shining
Favourite TV Shows:
Chuck, FRIENDS, Riverdale, The Ranch, Under the Dome
Favorite Music:
Linkin Park, Lil' Dicky, Panic! at the Disco, Cage the Elephant, Futuristic


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29 Mar 2014
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Topic: Gun Violence and Mental Health
Posted: 21 Jul 2016 18:58

The thing that I find most ironic about people who are so firmly against guns is that many of them appear (remember that. APPEAR. I'm not saying it's what they think, I'm saying that this is how it comes across to me. Please don't mistake what I'm saying as I can see that this thread is riddled with misunderstanding and tension) to believe that ending gun violence ends mass murders. This, however, is not the case. If guns were to be outlawed, the law-abiding citizens would give them up willingly. Criminals, on the other hand, would never give them up until by force. They won't abide by the law and initially, all you're doing is weakening the civil population and strengthening the criminal population as the citizens are now defenseless. Yes, they have knives and such objects, but a gun can be fired at a distance much more quickly than a person can rush at said gunman with a knife.

Also, guns are not the only method of mass destruction. If one wished to end violence in general, they would have to literally control the actions of every living person, because, quite literally, anything (let me stress that. ANYTHING) may be used as an instrument of violence. Hands, feet, teeth, nails, clothing, hair (yes hair), etc. People can even use commonplace household items to create bombs and similar such objects. This are just my opinions and ramblings, so don't take offense to it I beseech you. If you read through this entire meaningless couple of paragraphs, you have my gratitude.

Topic: Guy and Gangbangs
Posted: 29 Dec 2015 00:48

If she did it before we were together, then no. I wouldn't really have a problem with it as long as she could be open about it, didn't have any STDs, etc.

But if she did it WHILE we were together, then yeah. I mean, I'm one of those guys that wants my girl all to myself and I'll fuck her in so many ways you wouldn't believe it. But I'm just a selfish lover. What's mine is mine and what's yours is yours. If she's my baby, then she'll only know my cock

Tho I *would* partake in a gangbang so long as I'm not seeing anyone

Topic: Do guys really imagine having sex with all of their female friends?
Posted: 29 Dec 2015 00:41

I wouldn't say with ALL of their friends. I mean, I find basically all of my female friends to be very attractive, so yeah, but I find them attractive. The ones I don't think are so hot I don't really fantasize about whatsoever, to be frightfully honest

Topic: I need some help with a story I'm writing...
Posted: 07 Jun 2015 19:53

I've done that, a few times didn't like how they turned out... <img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gif" alt="d&#39;oh!">

so far, the experiment tests I've put in this series have been standard medical tests... hmmm.... <img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gif" alt="d&#39;oh!"> <img src="/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">

If this is a sci-fi story, however, I wouldn't think that they would use standard medical tests. Perhaps they're testing the two together....and the testers leave to scan the test results, and because of the tests that were run, the two are naked. So they proceed to take an interest in each other and the story goes from there.

Topic: I need some help with a story I'm writing...
Posted: 07 Jun 2015 19:42

"Out of this world part 3" has stalled... I'm stuck... Jennifer had just met this new 8 foot tall alien named 'Joguwuamguerbada' and that's where I got stuck...

Both Joguwuamguerbada and Jennifer are subjects for experiments and I don't know what to have them do to build up the story... <img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gif" alt="d&#39;oh!"> <img src="/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">

Do you already have the experiments planned? You can make the experiments themselves lead up to the sex, depending on what the experiments are.

Topic: Story Ratings
Posted: 07 Jun 2015 17:41

Thanks all for your thoughts. I myself have never read a story deserving of a 1. Well the explanation was that "there wasn't an end" That's called a cliffhanger, I believe. And more than one of my stories end in cliffhangers.

In that case, I guess we could suppose that 1 is "good" grading to 5 "editor's pick worthy". I know this is not how it works, but it doesn't shock me that someone would rate "low" as long as it's carefully explained in the comments. Leaving a commentless 1 would be especially rude though...

I see what you mean by that. And I guess it can make sense, but I usually average 4 or better, even from people who said it wasn't their kind of story.

Topic: Story Ratings
Posted: 07 Jun 2015 13:26

Hey! This is my first forum OP, so I hope I don't do too terribly poorly.

So I recently posted a story and got a 1 rating. I can understand 1 ratings, there are some stories that really deserve it. But I feel like if you give a story anything shy of a 4, you should explain what made it of such low quality and what changes could be made to improve. I was wondering if any other Lush authors felt the same way?

Topic: Who is your celebrity crush?
Posted: 06 Jun 2015 19:01

I'm going to have to go with Scarlett Johansson.

Topic: Should creationism be taught in schools?
Posted: 23 Mar 2015 04:17

The last comment is called pascals wager . The main problem with it is why is your conception of god the right one. If those in ISIL are correct then you're going to hell - and there have been thousands of gods over the millennia with various concepts of the afterlife, though at least some that aren't so arrogant as to be prescriptive of what you need to believe in to determine which afterlife compartment you get shoved into. Even within Christianity there are many different denominations. Secondly, any god that has to put a gun like that to peoples heads to believe or else isn't worth following even if they exist. If you're right and I'm presented with that scenario I'd tell it to shove it up it's arse. I'm sure you'll take that comment personally but it's actually meant to be an indictment on any deity that thinks it's acceptable to try and extort belief with bugger all evidence of their existence and judge people for an eternity based on a finite amount of time on this earth with each individual starting with vastly different levels of access to knowledge (even of that gods existence in many non Christian societies) and vastly different abilities to analyse that knowledge. Any god like that is not benevolent but insecure, capricious, bullying, meglamaniacal and frankly evil.

Actually, no. I don't know why you thought I'd take that personally. If I'm wrong and go to whatever Hell they believe in, then that was my mistake. There's nothing personal to take there. The God of Christianity doesn't put a gun up to people's heads. That's not what He does. I don't know why you thought that, but it's the deranged followers that do, not the God. And nowhere in the Bible does it advocate the killing of pagans. In the OT, yes, the Israelites killed people in the Lord's name, but that's Jews and Gentiles, not Christians and pagans. Christians who try to force people to believe in Christianity destroy the purpose anyways. We're supposed to love people and show Christ through our love, and not the common, everyday "love" that teenagers think they have when they meet that "special someone", but also not sex. I mean actual love that gives and expects nothing in return.

Different denominations represent different interpretations of the Bible, and for the most part, there's no problem with that, unless it causes strife, which it tends to do. And also, Christians have had guns put to their heads and been told to reject God more than they have put guns to people's heads. If you want to bring up the Crusades, that's Catholocism. Christianity has been oppressed more than it has spread by the sword, and I would think that you would be able to see that.

Topic: Should creationism be taught in schools?
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 15:29

Look, I'm sorry that I don't agree with you and that you for some reason think that nothing in science is 100% true. I'm also sorry that you think that I believe that I am superior. None of those, however are my problem. I don't believe that I am superior in any way. You just assume that I do. I think that I am right and you think that you are right. That doesn't make either of us any more superior than the other. You also called into question my intelligence. I don't deal with people like you because of this fact. I've met many people like you. People who believe evolution to be true because of the evidence that evolution has supposedly found and thus think themselves superior because they have more knowledge about evolution and proceed to question the intelligence of anyone who does not accept evolution.
To say that there are no facts in science is folly. For to believe this would mean that gravity does not exist. Would you agree that someone who believed gravity to be mythical lacked intelligence or understanding? It is a scientifically proven fact.
I'm not going to go any farther with this thread, because it is clear to me that you believe me to be unintelligent, and there is no favorable outcome for either of us except perhaps the feeding of your ego in such a situation as this. However, I will leave you with this: "If you're right, then I just die. But if I'm right, then you're going to Hell." So please, don't slander me just because I don't accept the same thing that you do. I never slandered you, and frankly, there was no legitimate reason to slander me. Thank you for the time wasted.

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Kingsbury Chronicles: New York, New York

I was that eighteen-year-old virgin. You know, the one who was always a good kid, worked really hard in school, never disappointed his parents, but could also never get any action because of his goody-two-shoes reputation. I wasn't the next Baby Jesus, by any means, but I was nothing the popular kids would look twice at. I was just a good kid. Speaking of being a good kid, I went to a...

Added 26 Mar 2018 | Category First Time | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 4,060

A Good Mother

She walks into the classroom for the parent-teacher meeting and sits down. "Mrs. Robetson, thank you for coming," he rises and extends his hand, which she shakes. "It's a pleasure meeting you, sir. Please, call me May." He nods, smiling, "Of course, May," he sits back down, "Your son, Peter... well he hasn't been paying the most attention in my class, and his grades are showing it." ...

Added 11 Jun 2016 | Category Cheating | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.13 | Views 15,858 | 5 Comments

Just Sex: Best Friend's Mom

"Damn, she's a bombshell," he said under his breath. He couldn't do anything though, not while his friend was still home. He was going to leave soon anyway. ----- Friend gone, he approached her from behind. She had such a juicy ass. He took it in his hands and gave her a rough squeeze. He couldn't believe it; he had just grabbed the ass of his best friend's mom. "Hands up front," he...

Added 10 Jun 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 11 | Avg Score 3.73 | Views 10,911 | 3 Comments

An A+ Student

He watched her ass sway as she paced back and forth across the front of the classroom. This was, what? The fifth time in two days that he was in trouble? Yeah. Something like that. He couldn't help but get a little stiff in the pants at the sight of her round ass in the tight-fitting skirt. She knew how to make it work, that was for sure. She was fuming. He had drawn her on the board....

Added 09 Jun 2016 | Category Mature | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,016 | 2 Comments

Special Delivery

Hey there, Bryson Smalls here. I recently graduated and I thought that life would get so much better after I graduated and moved out on my own, but that wasn't the case. I'm stuck in a dead end job working at Spinelli's Pizzeria. Spinelli is actually a pretty cool guy, but working here is getting me nowhere. I'm 19, so I've got my whole life ahead of me, but I don't know how great of a...

Added 06 Jun 2015 | Category Seduction | Votes 7 | Avg Score 3.43 | Views 6,328 | 6 Comments

Skill Zone 3

Hey there. You may have read Sk1ll Zone and found out about my friend Isaac's sexual venture with my mom. You may have also read Skill Zone 2 and found out about our moms' fun together. Well Isaac told me about that stuff before he even uploaded the stories here. Let me just say this: they were the lucky ones. I tried some of that shit with his mom, and it didn't work out the way I had hoped....

Added 05 Jun 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4 | Views 10,845 | 1 Comment

The Genius in Sex Part 6: Finals

I'm Alphonse Chereau. Most of you probably already know who I am. Sadly, this is my last college adventure, and soon I will write to you no longer. I'll miss you guys. But I may write some of my later expeditions into sexuality. I'm still 25 years old. I'm still 6'3". My dark brown hair, deep green eyes, and tan skin haven't changed, other than length of hair, and my 8-pack is still there. ...

Added 02 Jun 2015 | Category College Sex | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4 | Views 10,073 | 2 Comments

Skill Zone 2

Anna Rothach stands at the same height as Gwen Oliver, and her breasts are nearly the same size. She is only 5'4", has long wavy red hair that nearly reaches the backs of her knees, and has pure green eyes that guys can't seem to look directly into. Ethan Rothach, her husband, is nearly six feet tall, and truly exemplifies his Scottish heritage. He has fiery red hair with frizz for days,...

Added 27 Mar 2015 | Category Toys | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 11,541 | 2 Comments

Sk1ll Zone

My name is Isaac Rothach. I'm a sixteen year old junior. I only turned sixteen a few months ago. I'm 5'9" and I'm slim, with a tight six-pack. My shaggy red hair reaches my shoulders and my piercing green eyes tend to attract girls. I kind of feel bad about turning so many of them down, but I don't want a girl who only wants me for my looks. Junior year has been rather pleasant so far. I...

Added 22 Mar 2015 | Category MILF | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.63 | Views 20,489 | 8 Comments

The Genius in Sex Part 5: Lesson Notes

I'm Alphonse Chereau, your favorite French-American college student. I'm 25 years old, I'm 6'3" tall, and my weight really isn't very important. I have dark brown hair, deep green eyes, and tan skin, as well as an 8-pack. I just got done getting a blowjob from my wife, which was amazing. *** I stroll across campus, I'm in no hurry. I glance around and notice how many people are sprinting to...

Added 18 Mar 2015 | Category Trans | Votes 1 | Avg Score 4 | Views 8,904 | 2 Comments

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