About JollyBloke03

"Nothing great ever happens when you hold back." -Scott Elrod.

"Sometimes all you need is just 20 seconds of insane courage, just literally 20 seconds of embarassing bravery and I promise you something great will come out of it." -We Bought a Zoo

I'm going to say this first: I really like Filipinas. Phew.

Well, there's a lot to know, but I'll give you the basics.
I'm generally easy to get along with, or so I keep getting told. Writing is one of my favorite pastimes. I write for fun more than for obligation, so I may not upload stories very often. I've been writing regular stories since I was 4 years old, and erotica since I was 14. All of my stories here were written after I joined Lush. With all that experience, I know my way with words.

I'm terrible at flirting and introducing myself, and I'm generally clumsy and awkward in conversation at first, but don't judge a book by its cover fits here. I've never had much courage when it came to women, mostly because I always see them as too good for me or way out of my league, but I do my best, even if it's not enough.

If there's anything else you want to know, just ask me. I'm an open book, and an author of open books.

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Topic: Should creationism be taught in schools?
Posted: 23 Mar 2015 04:17

The last comment is called pascals wager . The main problem with it is why is your conception of god the right one. If those in ISIL are correct then you're going to hell - and there have been thousands of gods over the millennia with various concepts of the afterlife, though at least some that aren't so arrogant as to be prescriptive of what you need to believe in to determine which afterlife compartment you get shoved into. Even within Christianity there are many different denominations. Secondly, any god that has to put a gun like that to peoples heads to believe or else isn't worth following even if they exist. If you're right and I'm presented with that scenario I'd tell it to shove it up it's arse. I'm sure you'll take that comment personally but it's actually meant to be an indictment on any deity that thinks it's acceptable to try and extort belief with bugger all evidence of their existence and judge people for an eternity based on a finite amount of time on this earth with each individual starting with vastly different levels of access to knowledge (even of that gods existence in many non Christian societies) and vastly different abilities to analyse that knowledge. Any god like that is not benevolent but insecure, capricious, bullying, meglamaniacal and frankly evil.

Actually, no. I don't know why you thought I'd take that personally. If I'm wrong and go to whatever Hell they believe in, then that was my mistake. There's nothing personal to take there. The God of Christianity doesn't put a gun up to people's heads. That's not what He does. I don't know why you thought that, but it's the deranged followers that do, not the God. And nowhere in the Bible does it advocate the killing of pagans. In the OT, yes, the Israelites killed people in the Lord's name, but that's Jews and Gentiles, not Christians and pagans. Christians who try to force people to believe in Christianity destroy the purpose anyways. We're supposed to love people and show Christ through our love, and not the common, everyday "love" that teenagers think they have when they meet that "special someone", but also not sex. I mean actual love that gives and expects nothing in return.

Different denominations represent different interpretations of the Bible, and for the most part, there's no problem with that, unless it causes strife, which it tends to do. And also, Christians have had guns put to their heads and been told to reject God more than they have put guns to people's heads. If you want to bring up the Crusades, that's Catholocism. Christianity has been oppressed more than it has spread by the sword, and I would think that you would be able to see that.

Topic: Should creationism be taught in schools?
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 15:29

Look, I'm sorry that I don't agree with you and that you for some reason think that nothing in science is 100% true. I'm also sorry that you think that I believe that I am superior. None of those, however are my problem. I don't believe that I am superior in any way. You just assume that I do. I think that I am right and you think that you are right. That doesn't make either of us any more superior than the other. You also called into question my intelligence. I don't deal with people like you because of this fact. I've met many people like you. People who believe evolution to be true because of the evidence that evolution has supposedly found and thus think themselves superior because they have more knowledge about evolution and proceed to question the intelligence of anyone who does not accept evolution.
To say that there are no facts in science is folly. For to believe this would mean that gravity does not exist. Would you agree that someone who believed gravity to be mythical lacked intelligence or understanding? It is a scientifically proven fact.
I'm not going to go any farther with this thread, because it is clear to me that you believe me to be unintelligent, and there is no favorable outcome for either of us except perhaps the feeding of your ego in such a situation as this. However, I will leave you with this: "If you're right, then I just die. But if I'm right, then you're going to Hell." So please, don't slander me just because I don't accept the same thing that you do. I never slandered you, and frankly, there was no legitimate reason to slander me. Thank you for the time wasted.

Topic: Would you masturbate in front of...?
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 11:51

I would definitely masturbate in front of my girl. I probably wouldn't do it for long, as we'd end up fucking.
I might masturbate in front of a stranger, depending on the situation and how horny I am.
In front of a guy? Possibly. If I knew him, sure. And if he started jacking himself off, all the better. Hell, I'd let him jack me off.

Topic: Is it OK for your female partner to have a lesbian lover?
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 11:48

I would feel like I'm not good enough or like she doesn't want me anymore. Even if it didn't harm our relationship. But it would. When I have a partner, we're together, and that's that. I'm not going to go around fucking other people(male or female) and neither is she. If she wants someone else to please her, then I see no point in staying with her.

Topic: Favorite "Fuck Me Shoes"
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 11:46

Boots with high white stockings. I've always found white stockings sexy, and coupled with knee-high black boots that have a zipper up the side, that's sexy!

Topic: Is it hot when a gurl squirts?!
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 11:43

I've always though so, and yeah to both.

Topic: Do you guys enjoy watching your cocks being inside your lover's mouth?
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 11:37

I love it. I love to see her facial expressions while she's going down on me.

Topic: How do men feel about red headed women?
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 11:35

Redheads are where it's at if you ask me. I myself am into brunettes, but redheads are so sexy. I love the fiery personality that all the redheads I know have.

Topic: What is the best thing a women can do to you during sex to make sex amazing
Posted: 22 Mar 2015 11:33

Moaning and wrapping herself around me. Moaning drives me wild and when she's wrapped around me.....oh it's just somethin else

Topic: What do you love about the opposite sex?
Posted: 21 Mar 2015 23:56

I love the curves and the proportions of women that make them look good and like a woman. I love the way that their body fits to mine when we cuddle. I love the long, flowing hair. I love the soft skin and hair. I like to play with my woman's hair, but that's just a personal kink. And I was raised around basically all women, so I've learned to love being in their presence.

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Stories Published By JollyBloke03
Skill Zone 2

Anna Rothach stands at the same height as Gwen Oliver, and her breasts are nearly the same size. She is only 5'4", has long wavy red hair that nearly reaches the backs of her knees, and has pure green eyes that guys can't seem to look directly into. Ethan Rothach, her husband, is nearly six feet tall, and truly exemplifies his Scottish heritage. He has fiery red hair with frizz for days,...

Added 27 Mar 2015 | Category Toys | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,347 | 1 Comment

Sk1ll Zone

My name is Isaac Rothach. I'm a sixteen year old junior. I only turned sixteen a few months ago. I'm 5'9" and I'm slim, with a tight six-pack. My shaggy red hair reaches my shoulders and my piercing green eyes tend to attract girls. I kind of feel bad about turning so many of them down, but I don't want a girl who only wants me for my looks. Junior year has been rather pleasant so far. I...

Added 22 Mar 2015 | Category MILF | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.57 | Views 14,106 | 8 Comments

The Genius in Sex Part 5: Lesson Notes

I'm Alphonse Chereau, your favorite French-American college student. I'm 25 years old, I'm 6'3" tall, and my weight really isn't very important. I have dark brown hair, deep green eyes, and tan skin, as well as an 8-pack. I just got done getting a blowjob from my wife, which was amazing. *** I stroll across campus, I'm in no hurry. I glance around and notice how many people are sprinting to...

Added 18 Mar 2015 | Category Trans | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4 | Views 5,183 | 2 Comments

Just Sex: Aronne and Rosaline

Rosaline reaches up and clutches the collar of my suit jacket and pulls me down into a passionate kiss, not like the brief kiss we shared earlier today. I wrap my arms around her, holding her to my chest. She smiles and softly bites my bottom lip. I begin to readjust myself on the loveseat, sliding underneath her. She lays her hands on my chest, pushing me slightly. I hear a giggle rise in...

Added 11 Jan 2015 | Category Mature | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.14 | Views 4,431 | 2 Comments

Just Sex: Dominic and Rebekah

I wrap my arms around her waist and pull her into a kiss. She presses her face to mine and wraps her arms around my neck. I slip my arms under her ass and lift her up, while giving her ass a gentle squeeze. She gasps softly and giggles. Her feet lift off the ground and her waist rises above mine, nearly even with my belly button. I squeeze her again, slightly harder this time, more confidently....

Added 04 Jan 2015 | Category Hardcore | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 13,885 | 4 Comments

The Genius in Sex Part 4: Morning Routine

ollMy name is Alphonse Chereau. But I'm sure you already knew that. So I'm back for another round. I know you guys got yourselves cum-soaked reading about my previous sexual encounters, but this one will be even better, all you have to do is read it to find out just what the fuck I'm talking about. Last time I wrote to you, I was twenty one years old. Well I've grown to be twenty five, and...

Added 29 Dec 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 7,316 | 1 Comment

The Genius in Sex Part 3: Extra Credit

Hey. That's right, I'm back. I'm your favorite French-American college student, Alphonse Chereau. But this time, I'm twenty one. Suzelle and I have been in a committed relationship since our first time in that assignment. Suzelle is now twenty three. Her wavy mocca hair now reaches her knees on it's own. Her skin is now exactly tan and her eyes look even deeper green. My brown hair is...

Added 15 Jul 2014 | Category College Sex | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,179 | 3 Comments

The Genius in Sex Part 2: Making the Grade

Hey. It's me again. My name is Alphonse Chereau. I'm nineteen and a college freshman in medical science. I have shaggy brown hair, deep green eyes and skin that is tanning. I've got an eight-pack too. I'm six feet tall. This is the second part to the story of my first time. I had my first time with Suzelle Ranc. She has wavy mocca brown hair that reaches her butt when left on it's own, deep...

Added 14 Jul 2014 | Category College Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 9,615 | 3 Comments

The Genius in Sex Part 1: Assignment Prep

This is the story of Alphonse Chereau; me. I am a college student. I am nineteen years old and have shaggy brown hair, deep green eyes and skin that is tanning. My body is very fit and is accented with an eight-pack. I am in my first year of college and am going for a degree in medical science. Unfortunately, I am a virgin. That's right, in all my nineteen years, I have not had sex one time....

Added 13 Jul 2014 | Category College Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,497 | 3 Comments

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Posted: 29 Mar 2015 00:20
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