jollylolly's Blog Entries

11 Aug 2015 07:25

If you have a misspelling in your profile name (deliberate or not) please fuck off away from me.

16 May 2015 10:48

I have leftover pizza. In other words, i don't need you.

07 May 2015 10:28

The internet is not the place for sarcasm. Thanks talk to you later.

26 Apr 2015 10:31

I have a super long bendy straw that I use to steal drinks and suck the joy out of any situation

23 Apr 2015 15:01

Which is more fun: arguing online or shoving a red hot poker up your vag??

23 Apr 2015 11:48

What I dream about and other mysterious mysteries.

09 Apr 2015 14:01

Sometimes I want to tell people to go to hell with my dick in your mouth but that would just be a little too rude wouldn't it?

07 Mar 2015 13:17

I was just elected mayor of Whogivesafuckingfuckville

12 Feb 2015 06:40

I just want to live in a haunted castle with a secret garden. Is that really too much to ask?

16 Jan 2015 20:27

I'm ready to have a really hot threesome with my book and bed on this Friday night

20 Dec 2014 05:05

I just had a fresh hot orgasm from the smell of fresh hot coffee!

06 Dec 2014 07:41

How many ways can you turn a heart inside out using only written words

02 Dec 2014 08:33

I am exuding erotic melancholy today...

26 Oct 2014 05:52

"You don't have to be perfect just try not to be stupid" is what I tell myself but it doesn't always help

13 Oct 2014 07:39

I dreamt we frolicked naked among the butter sculptures at the state fair

08 Oct 2014 08:43

Am I supposed to be doing something important?

17 Jul 2014 19:36

I have this terrible habit of not being a wealthy divorcee.

30 May 2014 07:54

If any of you guys ever need anything, and I do mean

07 Apr 2014 07:39

Sorry I'm such an adorable bitch.

11 Feb 2014 04:53

Valentine's Day gift idea: a boquet of breakfast burritos

05 Feb 2014 05:44

Wednesday is cancelled. Everyone can go back to bed

24 Nov 2013 05:35

I have a feeling something is missing this Sunday morning. I have a craving or a yearning or a hunger for something, maybe it's tater tots.

22 Nov 2013 07:24

Of course there are no stupid questions. Why would you even ask me that? Moron.

10 Nov 2013 09:17

Orgiastic dissipation

06 Nov 2013 04:44

Who delivers decent mac and cheese before 7am in Texas? PM me with the info, thanks.

04 Nov 2013 06:12

Desperate to know men's opinions on boobs, I joined lush. Boobs. That's why we're all here, isn't it?

03 Nov 2013 01:08

Fall back! Unless you're drunk. Stumble around and fall forward flat on your face or something.

31 Oct 2013 03:24

My bastarding bed doesn't want to sleep with me.

18 Aug 2013 21:22

I'm sleepy and I want to be spooned by the night breeze, its fingers in my hair.

15 Dec 2012 13:53

excessively avoiding moderation