Forum posts made by jollylolly

Topic what stuffed animal is your favorite to masturbate with?
Posted 30 Mar 2015 07:36

Nothing comes between me and my Care Bears

Topic What's the one band that according to you, can do no wrong?
Posted 28 Mar 2015 06:57

I don't know if they can do no wrong, but Pixies and The Smiths both have a few albums I can happily listen to straight through.

Topic Have you ever slept with a man because you heard he had a big cock?
Posted 28 Mar 2015 06:51

No. I'm much more selective than that.

Topic Name a theme song for the avatar above yours.
Posted 27 Mar 2015 13:52

Pipeline by Dick Dale

Oops I was too late.

Foxy Lady, Hendrix

Topic What book are you reading?
Posted 26 Mar 2015 09:14

Euphoria, by Lily King. I wish I were reading it in bed right now.

Topic The random thread
Posted 26 Mar 2015 09:10

I need my mind today but I think I left it on my pillow

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 26 Mar 2015 07:22

Current mood: bacon, biscuit, coffee

Topic Just take away the guns, do it now
Posted 26 Mar 2015 07:12

You know, not that I am a big NRA supporter, but do you really think that guns pull their own triggers? There is no such thing as an "accidental" shooting. There are negligent parents, negligent gun owners, and general idiots. I've managed to shoot Glock pistols for almost 14 years now and have never had a negligent or accidental discharge (polite speak for pulling the trigger when using poor muzzle control).

Maybe I should've called them unintentional shootings. They happen every day. I wasn't under the impression that guns were sentient, just that they're deadly and even experienced gun users can make mistakes. Idiots and negligent parents can still own guns if they pass a background check or just find a private seller.

I think it's appalling that the US has tens of thousands of gun deaths every year, but so many people seem to think that more guns in more places is the answer. Weird.

Topic Women react to cock pics
Posted 24 Mar 2015 08:46

haha I love these women :)

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 24 Mar 2015 08:36

Sicker than your average beat

Topic cities game
Posted 24 Mar 2015 08:32

Austin, TX

Topic Just take away the guns, do it now
Posted 24 Mar 2015 08:26

As an outsider, I must ask, why is it so hard to bring in gun control laws?

I think the gun lobby has so much sway in Congress and politicians are so afraid of offending wackadoodle right wing gun nuts that nothing will change. We can't go a week without hearing about a child accidentally shooting themselves or someone else with a gun, yet these people insist on saying "GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE" like they're channeling Charlton Heston. It's bizarre.

Topic I AM
Posted 11 Mar 2015 08:35

I am a nightmare dressed also like a nightmare, darling AND I am giving myself an unfortunate earworm.

Topic I disagree!
Posted 24 Feb 2015 16:54

All this disagreeing is tearing our pansexual pagan biker gang apart! :(

Topic Have You Ever Insulted A Stranger Because of Their Looks?
Posted 23 Feb 2015 10:20

No. Anyone who does this in person or online is not in any way attractive, and is probably quite stupid or mentally unbalanced.

Topic NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted 23 Feb 2015 09:18

It would be nice if more people would do this.

I have canned many stories that I feel just aren't any good. If I feel it is not as good as the last few things I have published I won't post it. Yeah, technically, it would get accepted and posted on the site. It would get views and votes but what is the point of that besides getting some kind of weird ego boost? It's lame.

The truth is that most of the poetry makes my penis yawn. I'm sure I'm not the only one. Not good for a sex story site.

I don't have a penis, but other than that I agree.

When I first joined, it was a treat to stumble upon a well written poem by someone like Laura Lee Suga or Shylass, but now there is so much dross to wade through that I rarely even bother reading any poetry, even though I love (some of) it.

Haven't we all written poems for ourselves that probably shouldn't be read by anyone else? It's almost disrespectful to everyone else to post every fucking poem that comes out of your pen.

I am not aiming that at anyone who's posted in this thread BTW. Really and truly!

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 21 Feb 2015 09:13

Brings some high end vanilla ice cream to go with it.

Oh yes. Melty dollops drunken

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 21 Feb 2015 09:02

This thread is getting redundant, plus when I see some of the hateful things posted it makes me want to puke. Just talking about banning something gives it fresh life and publicity. Let sleeping dogs lie and die a slow forgotten death not to ever be repeated.

Some really awful bigoted prejudices have been revealed by some people on all sides of the issue. Pathetic!

Threatening and evil things posted about the president is disgusting. Whether you're a fan or not show some decency and class. Disagreement is one thing and okay but wishing someone death or harm is unacceptable.

*bakes you a peach cobbler*

Topic Where do you wear - your heart?
Posted 21 Feb 2015 07:45

I wear my heart on my sleeve of girl scout cookies. Tagalongs.

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 21 Feb 2015 06:37

Being a southern girl,one might expect me to defend the racist way some people are. People fly many flags, should we not outlaw all flags but the American flag? I don't think burning any flag will get rid of the hate people have for it. The flag did nothing, it is just a symbol that people can use to push their own racist agenda.

BTW I am not speaking of the 'white' racists there.

Maybe I'm a little dense, but I'm not sure what you mean by your last sentence?

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 20 Feb 2015 07:18

Denying, altering and ignoring History are really BAD ideas.
As I see it, slavery in your south was already heading out. the war like almost all was about economics and states rights, slavery was mainly a popular way to manipulate northern public opinion. Notice please, that the emancipation proclamation did not apply to slave states that didn't attempt to leave the union. If memory serves those would have been Delaware, Maryland, Kentucky, and Missouri.


This is revisionist history. The issue of slavery was at the heart of the civil war. I really don't want to argue, but I'm just tired of southern apologists trying to obscure reality.

Topic Sergei Polunin - dancing to 'Take me to Church' by Hozier [Sex in motion]
Posted 20 Feb 2015 06:35

I'm beginning to think this song might not actually be about going to church. It might be about S-E-X.

(Jk. Gorgeous video)

Topic Will you watch fifty shades of grey?
Posted 18 Feb 2015 11:23

Only possible if you haven't got your knickers on, are already wet, and the deposit is still hot. Probably need to orgasm to suck it up. Even then the best odds are 25 to one against if you can get motile sperm into the cervical canal. Undoubtedly you are both hyper-fertile and very dextrous with your digits!!.

This explains a lot Embarassed

Topic What is the best Gift You Ever got/What is something you really want
Posted 18 Feb 2015 09:11

The best gifts I've gotten lately are time and and love and and lust from my favorite man, a cute top, and books.

Topic what's on your t-shirt?
Posted 18 Feb 2015 08:59

The Great Pig of Piggly Wiggly.

Aww I miss that pig! The last of several in my town closed down a couple years ago.

Topic Will you watch fifty shades of grey?
Posted 17 Feb 2015 12:49

Well, I've given this a bit of thought...

TECHNICALLY, if a GUY cummed on a Cinema Theatre seat... It's POSSIBLE!!!

BUT FUCK OFF! Because FOR A START you'd have to be pantie-less... And then in order to get the juice ANYWHERE NEAR where it makes its COMMUNION at some point you'd have to GRIND AND WORK that seat... (And train your pussy to SUCK...) By which time, LET'S BE HONEST, somebody would have called The Cops!!! And you'd be in BELLEVUE!!!

I watched '50 Shades Of Grey'. I left halfway through. It was shit. (The actors were quite good tho'...) Hated the fucking book too... (Badly Written...) She wrote THREE of them??? (Jesus!!!) I'll bet you a MILLION DOLLARS there will not be a '50 Shades II'... Wanna know WHY???

This movie WILL make money... (Not a LOT but enough...) But it's NOT ART... It's MARKETING... ("Whack it out on Valentine's Day and every bitch in the world who pretends her sex-life is BLISSFUL with TREVOR will go see it with her mates...)

But it only works ONCE...

Because when SUSAN goes back home after ENJOYING the film, and looks at TREVOR fast asleep in bed... She KNOWS she's been sold a LIE...

'50 Shades Of Grey' the movie is NOT the first time a woman has been LIED TOO... (It might be the first time SHE had to pay $22 for that experience...)

Do you know how many sexually active MEN want to go see '50 Shades Of Grey'???

None of them. (Unless they are DRAGGED there by uncontented wives...)

xx SF

50 shades of masturbating on a theater make it sound so appealing!evil4

Topic Will you watch fifty shades of grey?
Posted 17 Feb 2015 10:44

Herpes simplex is endemic, of course they would, and so would virtually all other objects similarly tested in a public place. That is like saying you can culture E. coli in your kitchen... you always will be able to. It means nothing.

Next you'll be telling me I can't get pregnant from sitting on a theater seat with some guy's semen on it either!

Topic Will you watch fifty shades of grey?
Posted 17 Feb 2015 08:09

I'd watch out for the theater seats confused1

Topic Pancake Day
Posted 17 Feb 2015 04:18

Happy Apparently British People Think a Crepe is Called a Pancake Day :)

Topic What is your favorite sex positions?
Posted 17 Feb 2015 03:11

The one where he puts his dick in me.