Forum posts made by jollylolly

Topic This or That
Posted 14 Feb 2017 15:40

Chips unless I'm at the cinema.

Hoodie or cardigan?

Topic Roses are Red
Posted 14 Feb 2017 15:30

Roses are red
Love is stupid
Bring me the head
Of baby Cupid

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 09 Nov 2016 05:32



Calm down. Have a seat.

Thank you for your concern and offer of a seat, but I can't sit down right now. I have to get my daughters up for school and let them know that instead of a competent, hardworking woman, America has voted for Donald "grab em by the pussy" Trump, a grown man who regularly comments on women's looks, incites violence, and is supported by the KKK. I hope it will be easier than the time I had to assure my youngest that her Spanish speaking school friends wouldn't be deported and have to live on the other side of a giant wall.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 08 Nov 2016 22:57

Tbh, go fuck yourselves Trump voters. You've supported a vicious, racist, sexist, sociopath. If you think Donald Fucking Trump is the right person to select as many as 4 Supreme Court justices, you are truly moronic. Enjoy the coming hellscape, you really deserve it assholes.

Topic Name a song that gets stuck in your head
Posted 11 Sep 2016 19:36

It's the remix to ignition hot and fresh out the kitchen🎢

Topic Haiku...Lushly speaking
Posted 07 Sep 2016 07:56

Where do you go when
You need to say things no one
Wants to hear? The moon?

Topic If you could get away with fucking in public where and how would you do it
Posted 07 Sep 2016 06:30

Straddling him on a Ferris wheel or bouncing around in a bouncy castle.

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 04 Sep 2016 09:57

I hope that was worth ruining everything. Fuck you.

Topic Getting married
Posted 02 Sep 2016 20:40

Maybe because you want to ruin someone's life but first you want to have a big party with cake and presents and an open bar?

Topic Standing for the National Anthem
Posted 02 Sep 2016 18:20



he's a f--king fool who needs to go to his local VA & see the sacrifices others have made for him. he should stand out of respect for them if nothing else.

How angry does it make you when fellow Americans are murdered by the people who are supposed to protect and serve? Less angry than seeing a football player not singing along to a song?

Most of us have friends or family who have served in the military. I don't see this as a slight to them at all.

Topic The Gay Flood
Posted 02 Sep 2016 15:02

I think we missed our chance to build a wall while Trump was in Mexico :(

Topic Standing for the National Anthem
Posted 02 Sep 2016 10:38

According to my Facebook feed, the people who rail against pc culture are the most deeply offended by his actions lol.

Topic Standing for the National Anthem
Posted 02 Sep 2016 09:40

How is sitting quietly during the anthem disrespectful? He wasn't causing a ruckus or preventing anyone else from participating. Protest on the streets and you're called a thug. Sit during the national anthem and you're called an attention seeking narcissistic. Ffs. People who wave flags around and police other people's actions while this song is played are the scary ones imo.

How does anyone here know how much time, money, or thought he's given to inequalities in the US? He's probably dealt with racism his entire life.

I don't give a fuck about football so maybe I'm not even American or Texan for that matter & my opinion is worthless.

Topic Which vintage celeb would you most like to kiss...
Posted 23 Aug 2016 03:02

Barbara Stanwyck. Quite probably would.


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That's one of my favorite pre-code movies. She was so naughty :)

Buster Keaton.
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Topic I AM
Posted 23 Aug 2016 02:34

I am envious of my cat because she's asleep on my pillow and I'm awake at 4:30 am.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 23 Aug 2016 02:27



I really hope they go for it. I say this with all sincerity.

The United States military services are not going to surrender their weaponry and bases to a foreign power. Texas will have to buy or build it's own tanks. Any attempt to seize the property of the United States will be an act of war. Take a careful headcount of United States military personnel and their loyalty to our country. I think you'll find that the vast majority of them are not going to join Texas, or any other state, in making war against the United States. Customs on the Texas border is manned and staffed by employees of the United States government. Texas will have to hire it's own customs agents. Any nation that wants to interact with other countries on an international level has to have embassies. Thinking Texas doesn't is indicative of the tiny amount of actual thought that has gone into the Texas secessionist movement. Texas will need to trade with other countries, including the United States and Mexico. There are Hispanics in Texas who's families were there long before the first white people came in. Texas managed to secede from Mexico. If it had wanted to stay a Republic, it should have remained one, but it chose to join the United States. There is no provision in the United States Constitution that allows for any state to secede.

People should be free to do what they want with their bodies. Tell that to the protestors outside women's health clinics.

As far as insurance goes, what kind of insurance do you want? You are free to buy it now. What's holding you back? Nobody makes you buy any particular insurance, unless it is your employer. Take that up with them. You are completely free to buy insurance in the open market now. So called Obamacare is based on a Republican plan started by Mitt Romney. It sucks, but it is better than what came before. At least now insurance companies can't refuse to insure you for preexisting conditions. Unless, of course, the type of insurance you want is one that throws you off if you get sick and then makes it impossible for you to be insured against the condition that your insurance company dropped you for.

What do conservatives hate about other people having access to health care? Is it just general meanness? Please note that I am not talking about you here, I have no idea what your religious beliefs are, nor do I care. I am talking about the Christian Right Ultra Conservatives, and not even all of them, but only their leadership, the people with the opportunity to actually help humanity if they chose to instead of fighting against any aid to the poor. Why do they profess such a belief in Jesus of Nazareth and have such horrible opinions of the poorest among us, the downtrodden, the oppressed, the hungry, the people Jesus told us to take care of. My theory is that none of the leaders of the movement, the ones who spread the propaganda and hate, are really Christians at all, just using Christianity to further their political agendas. I can't see into any person's soul, so I can't say my theory is correct, but it is based on facts from both religious and political sources. That may be getting off topic again, though, so I'll stop there.

Banking is international. Whether or not Texas decides to have a central banking system, it's going to be competing with countries who do. They will need a currency, and something to back that currency up, something they can exchange with other countries. I know that there are still exploitable oil fields in Texas, but consider our history. If we ever decide we want your oil, we're going to come and get it. Tell the residents of Texas to start melting down their gold.

The only thing I'd like Texas to do is to allow any of it's citizens that want to immigrate to the United States within one hundred twenty days of secession. During that time, any Texas resident who wants to remain an American citizen should be allowed to move to the United States, and Texas should pay fair market value for their property, as determined by the most recent, pre-secession tax evaluations. All Texans should be admitted to the United States during this period, and then the border should be closed to immigration. There is no reason that the intelligent people of Texas should have to suffer for the mistakes of the majority.




I like it a little better than the other plan I read here, which called for the watery deaths of every man, woman, and child in the state.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 20 Aug 2016 10:41

I want to go back to TX leaving for a minute. I am not going to go into Trump vs Clinton cuz those who want Trump, want Trump and those that want Clinton, want Clinton, so my opinion will not change any minds.

But as far as TX goes, I think it would be a terrific real life civics lesson for TX and the whole country. They think they have it so bad to be part of the USA and would be so much better off to be their own country. So lets think about what it would entail----

They would:

Have to form their own IRS, money to run the place has to come from somewhere and it would not be the USA
Have to print their own money and start a central bank
Have to form their own Customs and Immigration Service
Have to form their own State Department to issue passports and open embassies in other countries
Have to form their own military so they would have, well a military
Have to create a social security/medicare system for their people or just leave them on their own to make do as they are able

The list goes on... Does anyone get the point?

I think the majority of people here realize how ridiculous and chaotic it would be to actually secede. The people who seriously advocate for secession are pretty fringe. It's so childish and whiny. Many people are saying we should secede from the lunatic secessionists and deport them into the Gulf of Mexico. Many people are saying this πŸ˜‰

Topic The 500 Year Flood
Posted 20 Aug 2016 07:53

If I were President Obama, I would've canceled my golf game and got my ass down to Louisiana to check it out and make sure major federal help was on the way.


I agree it doesn't look great, but I believe the governor of LA asked President Obama not to visit in order to keep resources focused on disaster relief rather than a presidential visit.

Topic Request Foreign movie suggestions
Posted 20 Aug 2016 07:28

City of God, The Three Colors Trilogy, All About My Mother, We Are the Best!, Cries and Whispers...a few of my favorites that come to mind. It's a beautiful day to stay indoors and watch movies :)

Topic The 500 Year Flood
Posted 20 Aug 2016 06:57

I saw some of the damage first hand. It was horrid and crazy. I hope every person affected gets the help they need, but I don't get why BLM should be criticized for not rushing to the scene. They're a pretty new group and haven't focused on disaster relief, have they? I know a couple of people with boats who went to help. That seems a lot more useful. Maybe members of BLM will pitch in the weeks that follow, who knows?

I see that there's a lot more rain in the forecast :( Good luck to everyone!!

Topic Are you girls/women more of a moaner or grunter
Posted 09 Aug 2016 08:52

More of a moaner, especially when I'm alone. I might grunt like a tennis player when my partner hits just the right spot.

Let's make America grunt again!

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 09 Aug 2016 08:35

I can't imagine a president who would make me feel less safe than Trump. But I'm not a heterosexual white Christian male and the thought of nuclear war terrifies me so what do I know.

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 04 Aug 2016 19:42

The ac & clean sheets after a bath. Yum.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 04 Aug 2016 07:33

Hillary Clinton (however imperfect and not my 1st choice tbh). She's 10x smarter than the vast majority of her detractors, experienced & capable of getting things done, knowledgeable about the world, and tough as hell despite the decades of rather insane levels of right wing hateful propaganda. It's almost as if they've been terrified of her candidacy for years.

Trump supporters...mass lobotomies? just plain hateful? undercover enemy agents? Who knows, but they are pretty scary.

Topic What are some of your "Pet Peeves"
Posted 15 Jun 2016 20:38

When *someone* carelessly awakens an ancient, malevolent spirit that has been slumbering underground for centuries. It's just so annoying.

Topic If you're from Texas say Hell Yeah
Posted 15 Jun 2016 20:24

Yes. If rabid armadillos savagely attacked Greg Abbott & Dan Patrick my thoughts and prayers would certainly go out to those motherfucking dickheads.

Topic I AM
Posted 31 May 2016 13:48



I am giggling. Glitter bomb them for fucks sake

I am soooo fucking glad this stupid fucking months almost over. I am thinking of sleeping until Saturday

I am imagining a glitter bombed, sleep as much as you want, cake having utopia πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

Topic I AM
Posted 31 May 2016 13:07

I am embarrassed for rude people who use word games threads to wage vendettas. Grow up. Send your enemy a naked mole rat or a tarantula like a mature adult.

Topic Should serial trolling be allowed in forums?
Posted 15 May 2016 10:42

The mere fact, threads like these keep popping up, could be an indication, that people continue to disagree about it. Cutting off a debate will only make it pop up somewhere else, because as long as people see injustice they will bring it up.
As for "my idea of forum etiquette", that happens to be excellently described in the rules for forum posting.

I think you advocated in another of these threads for a 3 strikes and you're out type system in which every minor infraction would be counted against forum posters. Yes, sometimes people go too far. I'm glad there are moderators to deal with the hateful mudslinging posts. However I wouldn't like to feel stifled & worried over being suspended for the slightest thing.

And I have no problem with people exploring different identities here. I think it's great that Lush can be a safe outlet for people's fantasies. I was just using that to illustrate that this site is very different from a work or school related forum. We should have a bit more freedom of expression here :)

Topic Should serial trolling be allowed in forums?
Posted 15 May 2016 10:15



It's the same from the other side of the fence. It's not only me anymore is it? Everyone else must be imagining it too. Yeah I've got a couple of people blocked NOW. I wasn't able to block everything until a few weeks ago. It still doesn't fix the problem. It's just hiding it.

Look at how annoyed some of you are getting about this thread alone. Yes it's flogging a dead horse because it never changes. It's not only one person either. I don't start forum tussles but I will fight back. I don't take kindly to others talking to me like I am dirt beneath their feet. Somehow that makes me a bad guy too. Nobody likes a smart mouthed smartass. Internet bullying IS a real thing that is punishable by law. I've never asked for anyone to be banned. I've only ever wanted to post on a thread to have some fun without being mocked or humiliated. I DO think twice before posting on some forums/threads here because I've had other members target me repeatedly on those specific forums.

I've been reported for harassment/bullying Based on much less and some of it was, in my opinion only , an absolute farce. A lot of you know I love this site. I admire and respect the moderators more than they know for doing a thankless job. I keep hearing the same thing... "Grow up. Ignore it, don't feed the troll" the advice says yes there Are trolls. Live with it. The majority of those getting offended are moderators. Because you don't know what it's like. I'm not trying to offend any mods by saying that. It's a fact. I could find another playground to play in but i don't want to. Why do I have to move on because other members think it's funny to treat me like a piece of dirt?



It absolutely sucks to feel bullied or harassed. To me that is different than being trolled or disagreed with in a rude way.

I'm sure some people have legitimate complaints, but things like the OP calling OMKN's post a threat are ridiculous imo.