Forum posts made by jollylolly

Topic I disagree!
Posted 24 Feb 2015 16:54

All this disagreeing is tearing our pansexual pagan biker gang apart! :(

Topic Have You Ever Insulted A Stranger Because of Their Looks?
Posted 23 Feb 2015 10:20

No. Anyone who does this in person or online is not in any way attractive, and is probably quite stupid or mentally unbalanced.

Topic NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted 23 Feb 2015 09:18

It would be nice if more people would do this.

I have canned many stories that I feel just aren't any good. If I feel it is not as good as the last few things I have published I won't post it. Yeah, technically, it would get accepted and posted on the site. It would get views and votes but what is the point of that besides getting some kind of weird ego boost? It's lame.

The truth is that most of the poetry makes my penis yawn. I'm sure I'm not the only one. Not good for a sex story site.

I don't have a penis, but other than that I agree.

When I first joined, it was a treat to stumble upon a well written poem by someone like Laura Lee Suga or Shylass, but now there is so much dross to wade through that I rarely even bother reading any poetry, even though I love (some of) it.

Haven't we all written poems for ourselves that probably shouldn't be read by anyone else? It's almost disrespectful to everyone else to post every fucking poem that comes out of your pen.

I am not aiming that at anyone who's posted in this thread BTW. Really and truly!

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 21 Feb 2015 09:13

Brings some high end vanilla ice cream to go with it.

Oh yes. Melty dollops drunken

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 21 Feb 2015 09:02

This thread is getting redundant, plus when I see some of the hateful things posted it makes me want to puke. Just talking about banning something gives it fresh life and publicity. Let sleeping dogs lie and die a slow forgotten death not to ever be repeated.

Some really awful bigoted prejudices have been revealed by some people on all sides of the issue. Pathetic!

Threatening and evil things posted about the president is disgusting. Whether you're a fan or not show some decency and class. Disagreement is one thing and okay but wishing someone death or harm is unacceptable.

*bakes you a peach cobbler*

Topic Where do you wear - your heart?
Posted 21 Feb 2015 07:45

I wear my heart on my sleeve of girl scout cookies. Tagalongs.

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 21 Feb 2015 06:37

Being a southern girl,one might expect me to defend the racist way some people are. People fly many flags, should we not outlaw all flags but the American flag? I don't think burning any flag will get rid of the hate people have for it. The flag did nothing, it is just a symbol that people can use to push their own racist agenda.

BTW I am not speaking of the 'white' racists there.

Maybe I'm a little dense, but I'm not sure what you mean by your last sentence?

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 20 Feb 2015 07:18

Denying, altering and ignoring History are really BAD ideas.
As I see it, slavery in your south was already heading out. the war like almost all was about economics and states rights, slavery was mainly a popular way to manipulate northern public opinion. Notice please, that the emancipation proclamation did not apply to slave states that didn't attempt to leave the union. If memory serves those would have been Delaware, Maryland, Kentucky, and Missouri.


This is revisionist history. The issue of slavery was at the heart of the civil war. I really don't want to argue, but I'm just tired of southern apologists trying to obscure reality.

Topic Sergei Polunin - dancing to 'Take me to Church' by Hozier [Sex in motion]
Posted 20 Feb 2015 06:35

I'm beginning to think this song might not actually be about going to church. It might be about S-E-X.

(Jk. Gorgeous video)

Topic Will you watch fifty shades of grey?
Posted 18 Feb 2015 11:23

Only possible if you haven't got your knickers on, are already wet, and the deposit is still hot. Probably need to orgasm to suck it up. Even then the best odds are 25 to one against if you can get motile sperm into the cervical canal. Undoubtedly you are both hyper-fertile and very dextrous with your digits!!.

This explains a lot Embarassed

Topic What is the best Gift You Ever got/What is something you really want
Posted 18 Feb 2015 09:11

The best gifts I've gotten lately are time and and love and and lust from my favorite man, a cute top, and books.

Topic what's on your t-shirt?
Posted 18 Feb 2015 08:59

The Great Pig of Piggly Wiggly.

Aww I miss that pig! The last of several in my town closed down a couple years ago.

Topic Will you watch fifty shades of grey?
Posted 17 Feb 2015 12:49

Well, I've given this a bit of thought...

TECHNICALLY, if a GUY cummed on a Cinema Theatre seat... It's POSSIBLE!!!

BUT FUCK OFF! Because FOR A START you'd have to be pantie-less... And then in order to get the juice ANYWHERE NEAR where it makes its COMMUNION at some point you'd have to GRIND AND WORK that seat... (And train your pussy to SUCK...) By which time, LET'S BE HONEST, somebody would have called The Cops!!! And you'd be in BELLEVUE!!!

I watched '50 Shades Of Grey'. I left halfway through. It was shit. (The actors were quite good tho'...) Hated the fucking book too... (Badly Written...) She wrote THREE of them??? (Jesus!!!) I'll bet you a MILLION DOLLARS there will not be a '50 Shades II'... Wanna know WHY???

This movie WILL make money... (Not a LOT but enough...) But it's NOT ART... It's MARKETING... ("Whack it out on Valentine's Day and every bitch in the world who pretends her sex-life is BLISSFUL with TREVOR will go see it with her mates...)

But it only works ONCE...

Because when SUSAN goes back home after ENJOYING the film, and looks at TREVOR fast asleep in bed... She KNOWS she's been sold a LIE...

'50 Shades Of Grey' the movie is NOT the first time a woman has been LIED TOO... (It might be the first time SHE had to pay $22 for that experience...)

Do you know how many sexually active MEN want to go see '50 Shades Of Grey'???

None of them. (Unless they are DRAGGED there by uncontented wives...)

xx SF

50 shades of masturbating on a theater make it sound so appealing!evil4

Topic Will you watch fifty shades of grey?
Posted 17 Feb 2015 10:44

Herpes simplex is endemic, of course they would, and so would virtually all other objects similarly tested in a public place. That is like saying you can culture E. coli in your kitchen... you always will be able to. It means nothing.

Next you'll be telling me I can't get pregnant from sitting on a theater seat with some guy's semen on it either!

Topic Will you watch fifty shades of grey?
Posted 17 Feb 2015 08:09

I'd watch out for the theater seats confused1

Topic Pancake Day
Posted 17 Feb 2015 04:18

Happy Apparently British People Think a Crepe is Called a Pancake Day :)

Topic What is your favorite sex positions?
Posted 17 Feb 2015 03:11

The one where he puts his dick in me.

Topic GPOY ~ Gratuitous Picture of Yourself
Posted 16 Feb 2015 09:08

Topic *QUIZ FOR FUN!!!*
Posted 16 Feb 2015 09:05

I really love #7. Fun quiz! :)

Topic *QUIZ FOR FUN!!!*
Posted 16 Feb 2015 08:04


xx SF

Haha ok you mean you want me to actually answer?! drunken

1. Empire of the Sun, never read it though

8. Wuthering Heights...“If you ever looked at me once with what I know is in you, I would be your slave.” Heathcliff is a wonderfully evil bastard, but
i still love him at times!

10. Gone With the Wind

Topic *QUIZ FOR FUN!!!*
Posted 16 Feb 2015 06:16

I've only got 1, 8, & 10

8 is one of my all time faves, and 1 I only know from the film.

Topic Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue features its first-ever plus-size model
Posted 15 Feb 2015 09:34

Not sure. I think controversy helps for sure - it gets people talking and paying attention to the issue.

Right after talk about Ashley Graham started, Sports Illustrated announced that they were going to feature Robyn Lawley as a '2015 Swimsuit Rookie' and she's being classed as the first plus-size model to "officially pose for SI" (ie. not paid advertising like A.G.).

Robyn is listed as being anywhere from a size 12-16 when I looked her up online. She looks pretty healthy/fit to me. Especially in that first pic, I wouldn't even register that she was 'plus-sized' if I opened up the magazine.

And - not sure about the girls with tattoos being featured. Maybe some regular S.I. readers can weigh in on that one? I have a thing for sexy girls with full tatt-sleeves, but yeah, I'd be surprised if S.I. had ventured into that market. They seem to keep things pretty 'red-blooded American male' traditional calendar-girl style.

She's obviously gorgeous but I guess I'm confused about what is considered plus size lol.

Topic Will you watch fifty shades of grey?
Posted 15 Feb 2015 09:17

I'll wait until it's on amazon or Netflix. I'm actually watching The Fall with Jamie Dornan (who plays Christian Grey) as a serial killer and he really creeps me out :(

Topic Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue features its first-ever plus-size model
Posted 15 Feb 2015 09:05

When it comes to SI... the models are chosen to appeal to a very specific demographic of guys, which is a readership of 78% male, with a median age of 37 yrs old, and an average income of 60K. The majority want to see the best of the best, the fit hotties, the 'dream girls' that they maybe don't get a chance to date or have sex with in regular life. They are practically biologically programmed to respond to healthy bodies in their prime. I think Ashley Graham is a beautiful girl, but I'm not offended that bigger girls are often excluded from these types of magazines. They feature what sells.

Hmm I wonder if they are trying to expand their demographic or just wanted to create a little controversy? I live in a college town with thousands of artsy, liberal students running around, and it's not unusual to see a cute plus size girl with a cute but lean guy. I'd think that a 22 year old music student might have a more expansive idea of hotness than a 30 something jock.

I don't know if I've ever actually looked at the swimsuit issue. Do they ever feature models with tattoos? I actually remember when Tyra Banks was the first African-American cover model and it was considered a huge deal. I think it's great that Ashley is featured, but I agree with you. I'd be very far from offended if she hadn't been. Sports Illustrated is usually not even on my radar tbh.

And yeah, wtf with thin-bashing. It's very ugly and unnecessary.

Topic Free speech related attack in Copenhagen (DK)
Posted 14 Feb 2015 08:51

Such horrid news. Extremists acquire weapons, and everyone else suffers :(

Topic Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue features its first-ever plus-size model
Posted 14 Feb 2015 07:49

Maybe you wouldn't yourself, but I've witnessed plenty of thin-bashing in threads that didn't concern thin people in any way (and it was a whole lot more vindictive/mindless than what I presented in this thread myself).

You can find my posts exhaustive and hypercritical, but they were still on point and within the forum rules as far as I'm concerned; the OP didn't simply ask "So, do you find Ashley Graham attractive?" in her opening post, and I've seen dozens and dozens of people engaging in 'serious discussions' in The Pub, The Lounge, Art & Entertainement, Health & Fitness, Crowd Sourcing and the LGBT section.

If you don't enjoy reading my posts, what can I say... look elsewhere?

Whether someone has an eating disorder or a natural propensity to extreme thinness, shaming them for it is just wrong IMHO.

As to reading your posts, we'll see. I'll take it on a case by case basis geek

Topic Spanking: Yes, but how hard?
Posted 14 Feb 2015 07:36

How about not spanking you as a punishment?

Well then SOMEONE is getting a spanking, even if it isn't mea1089

Topic Spanking: Yes, but how hard?
Posted 13 Feb 2015 07:08

Not too hard, but hard enough I feel a little sting!

Me too please, but only during foreplay (a little roughhousing is fun) or passionate sex.

If someone tried to spank me as a punishment I'd find it silly.

Topic Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue features its first-ever plus-size model
Posted 13 Feb 2015 06:33

I wonder if women here would have tried to prove how unworthy this model is if she appeared in a Sports Illustrated advertisement, or would have simply mentioned if they find her attractive or not:

Oh ffs why would we?? I'm not really interested in hypercritically picking apart people's bodies.

Some people can find a range of body types attractive. That's all.

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 12 Feb 2015 09:58