About Josef_Ulysses
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If questioning could make us wise, no eyes would ever gaze in eyes; if all our tale were told in speech, no mouths would wander each to each. Were spirits free from mortal mesh and love not bound in hearts of flesh no aching breasts would yearn to meet and find their ecstasy complete. For who is there that loves and knows the secret powers by which she grows? Were knowledge all, what were our need to thrill and faint and sweetly bleed? Then seek not, sweet, the If and Why. I love you now until I die: For I must love because I live and life in me is what you give. I'm just that guy who's children have grown and is still searching for that elusive Woman who always seems to be just out of reach. Perhaps a place like this shall at least give exciting reading material for that quiet guy down the street who still likes to party.

Name:
Josef Ulysses
Sex:
Male 
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Favorite Books:
I desire to write and illustrate a book and title it: 'Make her cum before you even think about taking it out'. Beautiful Women of all desireable types are needed. Must love cunnilingus and 69 for long periods of time. Must not object to being photographed for illustrations in book. Must sign waiver to promise not to fall in Love with author of book (Yea, I'm that good)!
Favorite Authors:
The Bible, Isaac Asimov, John Steinbeck, etc.
Favorite Movies:
Happy Feet, Joe Dirt, Big Fish, Devil's Rejects, Pinocchio, The Jerk , Planes Trains and Automobiles, Man of LaMancha, Independence Day, Some Like it Hot, West Side Story, etc.
Favorite Music:
Rock like Tom Petty and Kid Rock. Country like Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson, Hard Rock like Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson, Musicals like West Side Story and Man of Lamancha, Classical like Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Ludwig van Beethoven, etc.
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Lush
Posted: 01 Jan 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
butterflyteacher
Posted: 22 Jun 2012 22:21
flexy_girl
Posted: 04 May 2012 06:00

flexy_girl
Posted: 25 Apr 2012 04:38
Wanna drink?

or
do u want me to drink this?

butterflyteacher
Posted: 25 Feb 2012 20:03
flexy_girl
Posted: 25 Feb 2012 05:10
butterflyteacher
Posted: 19 Feb 2012 11:59
flexy_girl
Posted: 08 Feb 2012 04:25
flexy_girl
Posted: 07 Feb 2012 03:39
OOOH JOSEF! ur naughty pictures are just so NAUGHTY!
MissyLuvsYa
Posted: 04 Feb 2012 20:39
ThunderQueen79
Posted: 27 Jan 2012 11:03
ThunderQueen79
Posted: 17 Jan 2012 16:12


Make an addition any time
XxPrimalGoddessxX
Posted: 16 Jan 2012 15:24
ThunderQueen79
Posted: 16 Jan 2012 08:09


Thanks for the comment
Schmuckatelli
Posted: 15 Jan 2012 05:55
Schmuckatelli
Posted: 08 Jan 2012 17:50
'Dance' with me Josef!


avrgblkgrl
Posted: 06 Jan 2012 23:09
Exactly...

Coco
Posted: 06 Jan 2012 20:55
Schmuckatelli
Posted: 06 Jan 2012 12:10
I got a new 'nightie' Hun, if you could call it that - I feel like fish in net! lol

Schmuckatelli
Posted: 06 Jan 2012 02:31
I thought of a way!

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