About Josef_Ulysses

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If questioning could make us wise, no eyes would ever gaze in eyes; if all our tale were told in speech, no mouths would wander each to each. Were spirits free from mortal mesh and love not bound in hearts of flesh no aching breasts would yearn to meet and find their ecstasy complete. For who is there that loves and knows the secret powers by which she grows? Were knowledge all, what were our need to thrill and faint and sweetly bleed? Then seek not, sweet, the If and Why. I love you now until I die: For I must love because I live and life in me is what you give. I'm just that guy who's children have grown and is still searching for that elusive Woman who always seems to be just out of reach. Perhaps a place like this shall at least give exciting reading material for that quiet guy down the street who still likes to party.

Name:
Josef Ulysses
Sex:
Male 
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Local Time:
24 Nov 2017 00:42
Favorite Books:
I desire to write and illustrate a book and title it: 'Make her cum before you even think about taking it out'. Beautiful Women of all desireable types are needed. Must love cunnilingus and 69 for long periods of time. Must not object to being photographed for illustrations in book. Must sign waiver to promise not to fall in Love with author of book (Yea, I'm that good)!
Favorite Authors:
The Bible, Isaac Asimov, John Steinbeck, etc.
Favorite Movies:
Happy Feet, Joe Dirt, Big Fish, Devil's Rejects, Pinocchio, The Jerk , Planes Trains and Automobiles, Man of LaMancha, Independence Day, Some Like it Hot, West Side Story, etc.
Favorite Music:
Rock like Tom Petty and Kid Rock. Country like Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson, Hard Rock like Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson, Musicals like West Side Story and Man of Lamancha, Classical like Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Ludwig van Beethoven, etc.

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Lush
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
01 Jan 2014 00:20
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flexy_girl
Wanna drink?

or
do u want me to drink this?

25 Apr 2012 04:38
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08 Feb 2012 04:25
flexy_girl
OOOH JOSEF! ur naughty pictures are just so NAUGHTY!
07 Feb 2012 03:39
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ThunderQueen79


Make an addition any time
17 Jan 2012 16:12
16 Jan 2012 15:24
ThunderQueen79


Thanks for the comment
16 Jan 2012 08:09
15 Jan 2012 05:55
Schmuckatelli
'Dance' with me Josef!

08 Jan 2012 17:50

avrgblkgrl
Exactly...

06 Jan 2012 23:09
06 Jan 2012 20:55
Schmuckatelli
I got a new 'nightie' Hun, if you could call it that - I feel like fish in net! lol

06 Jan 2012 12:10
Schmuckatelli
I thought of a way!

06 Jan 2012 02:31
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