About Just_A_Guy_You_Know


Hi. I'm just a guy, you know - yeah, there's a comma there. I don't actually know you (unless that's some fantasy of yours, then maybe I'll be your secret admirer - winky face, winky face). I'm a Canadian who's been living in the US for the past decade. I'm pretty well educated about some things, and totally clueless about others. I can tell you about post-modernism (it comes after modernism), but I'm pretty much useless at home repair.

I'm married to a wonderful woman who is not on Lush, and doesn't know I am. She has some personal sexual issues that she's trying to work through. I give her the space to do that without making her feel worse about it than she already does. Unfortunately, that means I'm left to 'take matters into my own hands' so to speak. Writing for this site allows me to explore my sexual side, which I think is preferable to going out and screwing around on her.

Hey, look at that! I've been here for a year and a half! In that time, I've made a few friends and published a bunch of stories (including a 14-part novella), most of which I think are decent (the friends and the stories). For the moment, I feel that whatever it was I came here to work out has more or less been worked out, and the stories I wanted to tell have mostly been told, so I probably won't be writing (for Lush) as regularly as I have been the past year and half - at least not until the urge hits again. No point forcing it.

I enjoy making friends and getting feedback on stories, but I'm not here looking for a relationship, or sex-chat. In fact, I'm actually kind of shy and reserved, and not likely to strike up a conversation. However, I am somewhat active on the forums when I see an interesting topic.

As to what I like in stories, my tastes run fairly vanilla (with whipped cream, sprinkles, and a cherry on top). Foremost, I like stories to be well-written, and to build up a bit of suspense or tension, before the characters jump each other. Pacing is important. I like exhibitionism/ voyeurism, good girls making bad decisions, betting, games, dares, first times, and SEDUCTION (this should be the main element of any erotic story in my opinion). I dislike violence, pain, or humiliation.

But enough about me, how about you?

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19 Mar 2018 15:10
Obviously, writing and reading. I also like to follow current events, and if the weather's nice and cool, you might find me out for a walk in the woods with my dog. My biggest interest, though, is music. I'm always listening to something. For me, being without it is like sitting in a plain white room with no art, decorations, or furniture.
Favorite Books:
The usual cliched selections: The Dark Tower Series, The Song of Ice and Fire series (Game of Thrones), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Breakfast of Champions, Hitchhiker's Guide (the first three anyway), The Illuminatus Trilogy. Also, I like Ginsberg's poetry.
Favorite Authors:
The people who wrote the books above.
Favorite Movies:
Apart from porn videos? Ha, just kidding. I like intelligent comedies, and movies that make you think about things. The Matrix, the Good, the Bad & The Ugly, Dr. Strangelove, and the Big Lebowski are a few that come to mind.
Favourite TV Shows:
Again more cliches: House of Cards on Netflix has been amazingly well done, as was Breaking Bad. I really liked the Office when that was on, and the IT Crowd. Weeds was good until it wasn't. OITNB is okay, but not as good as Weeds at its peak.
Favorite Music:
I listen to a lot of different things, but have pretty particular tastes. Mostly I listen to jazz (primarily hard bop), and rock (broadly speaking), and am starting to get into a bit of classical, electronic, blues, and a few hip-hop acts (I posted an image on my profile of some of the music I'm into). On the other hand, I dislike most of what gets played on popular radio (apart from classic rock), and have no idea who any of the popular bands are anymore - I haven't paid much attention to 'the charts' since 1997. I am, however, quite likely to go digging deeply into music blogs and youtube searching for new things to listen to.

At the moment, I'm enjoying Causa Sui.


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Topic: Weirdest movie you ever saw
Posted: 19 Mar 2018 14:39

What is the strangest movie that you've ever seen that left you saying 'What the fuck did I just watch?'

I watched Alenjandro Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain a few nights ago, and that now tops my list.

A couple of other honorable mentions:

Lindsay Anderson's O Lucky Man

Michele Soavi's Cemetery Man (or Dellamore, Dellamorte ).

Topic: Podcast recommendations
Posted: 19 Mar 2018 14:31

Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction - Comedians write bad sex-stories and read them for an audience.

Some of the stories are just gross (and clearly wouldn't fit the standards of this site, so be warned). But if you can get through those, some are really funny (e.g. when the cast of Back to the Future create a temporal paradox, and end up cloning themselves and then engage in a large orgy with all of the clones).

Topic: Why do you like guns?
Posted: 19 Mar 2018 14:17

Because The Good, The Bad & The Ugly would have been a really shitty movie if they were just throwing rocks at each other.

Topic: The person above you is a high school teacher. What do they teach?
Posted: 19 Mar 2018 14:05

An extra-curricular teen theater workshop on staring moodily at nothing in particular in the middle distance as dramatic music swells in the background.

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 18 Mar 2018 17:25


Topic: Why are you here.....?
Posted: 17 Mar 2018 22:43

In the immortal words of Rowdy Roddy Piper:

Topic: 350 Stories!!
Posted: 17 Mar 2018 11:57

Well done. Congratulations.

Topic: How important is make-up to you?
Posted: 17 Mar 2018 11:35

I'd rather have the woman than the art work.

Topic: "British" Category Added
Posted: 17 Mar 2018 11:19

what about a canadian channel then? or are you racist?

"Yeah, baby, take it off. Unzip that big parka slowly... let me see that thick sexy sweater you're wearing under there."

Topic: Public Service Announcement:
Posted: 16 Mar 2018 16:27

Recent studies have revealed that it is in fact unsafe to dance the safety dance. Please avoid looking at your hands, as it may be hazardous to your health. If you do take the chance, please seek immediate medical attention. You are asked to report anyone dressed in conspicuous renaissance garb and accompanied by a midget to local authorities. Beware: Do not leave your friends behind as the may advise you to do, regardless of their dancing abilities. Instead, you are strongly encouraged to use the buddy system if you encounter any suspicious Men Without Hats.

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