Hi. I'm just a guy, you know - yeah, there's a comma there. I don't actually know you (unless that's some fantasy of yours, then maybe I'll be your secret admirer - winky face, winky face). I'm a Canadian who's been living in the US for the past decade. I'm pretty well educated about some things, and totally clueless about others. I can tell you about post-modernism (it comes after modernism), but I'm pretty much useless at home repair. I'm married to a wonderful woman who is not on Lush, and doesn't know I am. She has some personal sexual issues that she's trying to work through. I give her the space to do that without making her feel worse about it than she already does. Unfortunately, that means I'm left to 'take matters into my own hands' so to speak. Writing for this site allows me to explore my sexual side, which I think is preferable to going out and screwing around on her. Hey, look at that! I've been here for a year and a half! In that time, I've made a few friends and published a bunch of stories (including a 14-part novella), most of which I think are decent (the friends and the stories). For the moment, I feel that whatever it was I came here to work out has more or less been worked out, and the stories I wanted to tell have mostly been told, so I probably won't be writing (for Lush) as regularly as I have been the past year and half - at least not until the urge hits again. No point forcing it. I enjoy making friends and getting feedback on stories, but I'm not here looking for a relationship, or sex-chat. In fact, I'm actually kind of shy and reserved, and not likely to strike up a conversation. However, I am somewhat active on the forums when I see an interesting topic. As to what I like in stories, my tastes run fairly vanilla (with whipped cream, sprinkles, and a cherry on top). Foremost, I like stories to be well-written, and to build up a bit of suspense or tension, before the characters jump each other. Pacing is important. I like exhibitionism/ voyeurism, good girls making bad decisions, betting, games, dares, first times, and SEDUCTION (this should be the main element of any erotic story in my opinion). I dislike violence, pain, or humiliation. But enough about me, how about you?
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Online, but not on Lush, and no, I wouldn't call it a mistake.
It's happened a few times when a call has interrupted me while things are already in progress. And it's happened less secretly with my wife - a long time ago, before we were married, when were trying to manage a long-distance relationship.
I'm amazed that people enter these competitions to actually win them (well, not really. It sounded better when I was thinking it). I've been playing just for the love of the game. I don't expect to beat anyone, but the challenge to write based on a random prompt is fun, and that's reward enough in itself for me. To that end, I like the idea of turning the individual sport into a team-competition (like the two-man luge or mixed-doubles badminton).It wouldn't be that hard: One story per writer, two writers per story, the reward is split 50-50. Meaning if Sprite wanted to pair up with Illiterate Joe and do 95% of the work, that's her problem (and Illiterate Joe's good fortune... I shouldn't really make fun of Illiterate Joe... but he'll never read this, anyway! Haha! Suck it, Illiterate Joe, you useless bastard!... Um... I got off topic there...). It would be interesting to see who pairs with who, and how they decide to work together, with the added pressure of a time limit to get the story done. I've only done one collaboration with anyone on this site, which I think turned out alright (as a story, and an experience). However, there are lots of great writers I respect a lot, like Browncoffee, whom I'd never work with because our writing styles are very different. So a big part of the competition would be in finding the right partner and working together. https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder563/64207563.jpg
Should I start another thread now questioning why JAGYK gets to rquest a thread gets locked? Probably something to do with my good looks and undeniable charm <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/regaeman.gif" alt="Regaeman Man">
**locked by JAGYK's request** <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">
Maybe the question of diagnosing Trump with a mental illness is not really relevant. Let's say that we got a psychologist in to do a proper assessment of the guy and he found that Trump is some kind of combination of Borderline and Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Does that excuse or justify what he's done as president so far? Let's say that they find there's nothing wrong with Trump's mental health. Again, does that make everything okay, then? In my opinion, the time for speculating about Trump's sanity and fitness to be president was prior to the election (it's not like we were lacking evidence to make an educated guess at his mental state even back then). Too many people decided to turn a blind eye then, and it's too late to go back now. He's President. Slapping a label or not slapping a label on the man isn't going to change what he's doing. This side show about his supposed mental illness is a distraction from what we need to be doing to address the actual harms being caused to America by this administration. We should focus less on his character defects (yeah I know, it's hard when they're so obvious and abrasive and easy targets), and focus more on the impact of his policies, and how he's implemented them. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/my2cents.gif" alt="My 2 cents"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/swordfight.gif" alt="Sword Fight"> Okay, you can go ahead and lock this thread again.
Having a mental illness is one thing. Refusing to deal with it responsibly is quite another.
I have no opinion about this, and I want you all to know that.<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/baglady.gif" alt="Fugly"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">
You're my cup of tea <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed"> Please don't change yours. I think I might drool over your avatar more than anyone else's. That's a damn fine looking cup of tea.Hi Sweetie <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">
I'm not a guy but I doubt cheating would be worth it to anyone unless it was some super-organised stalker/thriller/psycho way of getting out of a relationship. Actually, most infidelity is a form of escape (from stressors, conflict, responsibility, etc), and is usually a symptom of other problems in a relationship that aren't limited to just the cheating partner being an asshole (though that's a big part of it). Using an affair to end a failing relationship is more common than you'd think. For some people (generally people who are emotionally avoidant), doing something so damaging and unforgivable is preferable to sitting down face to face and saying "we've got problems we need to work on" or "I don't find you attractive anymore."I've never cheated before, but I know a bit about it.
The sun was beating down off the old black State highway. Outside must have been nearly a hundred degrees. Inside the Audi A4, the AC vents blew a cool hard seventy over Glenn's knuckles, as the speedometer flirted with ninety miles per hour. His eyes scanned the sides of the road for the telltale glint of sunlight from a cop's waiting roof-rack, but out here in the sticks there wasn't...
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What a waste of a beautiful Saturday afternoon , I thought to myself as I biked across town to meet with my group project partners. It was late April, and had been warm for awhile, but today was absolutely the most amazing day yet. People were out shopping, walking pets, or just enjoying the fresh air that carried more than the mere promise of summer. I pumped my legs harder, picking up...
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Ben stepped from his BMW into the cold December night. His ears were immediately assailed by an incessant ringing from the guy in the Santa suit suckering people for donations. "Merry Christmas," Santa called as he passed, trying to draw his attention. "Fuck off," Ben grumbled. "Get a real job." As Ben entered the front door of the building, a group of carolers was waiting to be buzzed...
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I don't mean to cause alarm But I'm hard as fuck, and Ready to blow at the sight of Half-mast cotton panties, pussy Peekaboo beneath tight skirt Stretched sheer across bent-over Buttocks on unmade bed sheets, You lie, waiting, expectant, Catching breath warm across Your tongue, arms spread, Fingers grasping, anticipating. I don't mean to cause alarm But I'm hard as fuck, with ...
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Courtney Willis strode confidently across the stage to an applauding crowd as the band played a watered down version of Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress. Her blonde hair flowed elegantly across her shoulders and back. The Late Night host, Craig Bateman, stood in front of his desk awaiting her. He was a tall, good looking older gentleman in a dark suit. She embraced him with a quick kiss on...
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For three days, Zoey completely shut me out. She didn't come to the office, and she wouldn't answer my calls, texts, or e-mails. She even blocked me on Facebook, which hurt the most. But I didn't give up. I kept sending her messages telling her how sorry I was, how much I hated losing her, and how I would give anything just to see her again, and talk things over with her. I worried that I'd...
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After that weekend, things around the house changed. We adopted a sort of communal free-love kind of arrangement between the four of us. Of course, it didn't happen all at once, but sex between each of the girls and I (or in a few instances between the girls themselves) gradually became more frequent and less secretive. Eventually it wasn't even a private thing at all. If two of us were...
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When I woke up the next morning, both Bri and Mel were using my chest as a pillow. Kris had already awoken, and was standing naked by the window. I lay there quietly admiring the sexy curves of her brown body. Her hair was unbrushed and still wild looking. After a minute, she turned and saw me watching her. "Good morning," she said in a quiet, groggy voice. "Good morning," I replied in...
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"Sit down," Kris commanded with a light shove. The alcohol had thrown my balance off, and I collapsed easily onto the sofa, my erection pointing to the bright chandeliers hanging from the vaulted ceiling of her parents' cottage. The other two naked girls sat to either side of me, their hands gently caressed my bare chest, thighs, arms, and cock. These teasing touches were so delicious...
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Bri had been the most vocal about getting on the road early, so we could enjoy as much time as possible at Kris' parents' cottage. But as nine o'clock came and went, she had yet to emerge from her bedroom. Finally at quarter after nine, Mel and Kris conspired to wake her up by sneaking into her room and pouncing on her. A minute later, the sounds of shouting, screaming, swearing, and...
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