About Just_A_Guy_You_Know


Hi. I'm just a guy, you know - yeah, there's a comma there. I don't actually know you (unless that's some fantasy of yours, then maybe I'll be your secret admirer - winky face, winky face). I'm a Canadian who's been living in the US for the past decade. I'm pretty well educated about some things, and totally clueless about others. I can tell you about post-modernism (it comes after modernism), but I'm pretty much useless at home repair.

I'm married to a wonderful woman who is not on Lush, and doesn't know I am. She has some personal sexual issues that she's trying to work through. I give her the space to do that without making her feel worse about it than she already does. Unfortunately, that means I'm left to 'take matters into my own hands' so to speak. Writing for this site allows me to explore my sexual side, which I think is preferable to going out and screwing around on her.

Hey, look at that! I've been here for a year and a half! In that time, I've made a few friends and published a bunch of stories (including a 14-part novella), most of which I think are decent (the friends and the stories). For the moment, I feel that whatever it was I came here to work out has more or less been worked out, and the stories I wanted to tell have mostly been told, so I probably won't be writing (for Lush) as regularly as I have been the past year and half - at least not until the urge hits again. No point forcing it.

I enjoy making friends and getting feedback on stories, but I'm not here looking for a relationship, or sex-chat. In fact, I'm actually kind of shy and reserved, and not likely to strike up a conversation. However, I am somewhat active on the forums when I see an interesting topic.

As to what I like in stories, my tastes run fairly vanilla (with whipped cream, sprinkles, and a cherry on top). Foremost, I like stories to be well-written, and to build up a bit of suspense or tension, before the characters jump each other. Pacing is important. I like exhibitionism/ voyeurism, good girls making bad decisions, betting, games, dares, first times, and SEDUCTION (this should be the main element of any erotic story in my opinion). I dislike violence, pain, or humiliation.

But enough about me, how about you?

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20 Jun 2018 08:36
Obviously, writing and reading. I also like to follow current events, and if the weather's nice and cool, you might find me out for a walk in the woods with my dog. My biggest interest, though, is music. I'm always listening to something. For me, being without it is like sitting in a plain white room with no art, decorations, or furniture.
Favorite Books:
The usual cliched selections: The Dark Tower Series, The Song of Ice and Fire series (Game of Thrones), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Breakfast of Champions, Hitchhiker's Guide (the first three anyway), The Illuminatus Trilogy. Also, I like Ginsberg's poetry.
Favorite Authors:
The people who wrote the books above.
Favorite Movies:
Apart from porn videos? Ha, just kidding. I like intelligent comedies, and movies that make you think about things. The Matrix, the Good, the Bad & The Ugly, Dr. Strangelove, and the Big Lebowski are a few that come to mind.
Favourite TV Shows:
Again more cliches: House of Cards on Netflix has been amazingly well done, as was Breaking Bad. I really liked the Office when that was on, and the IT Crowd. Weeds was good until it wasn't. OITNB is okay, but not as good as Weeds at its peak.
Favorite Music:
I listen to a lot of different things, but have pretty particular tastes. Mostly I listen to jazz (primarily hard bop), and rock (broadly speaking), and am starting to get into a bit of classical, electronic, blues, and a few hip-hop acts (I posted an image on my profile of some of the music I'm into). On the other hand, I dislike most of what gets played on popular radio (apart from classic rock), and have no idea who any of the popular bands are anymore - I haven't paid much attention to 'the charts' since 1997. I am, however, quite likely to go digging deeply into music blogs and youtube searching for new things to listen to.

At the moment, I'm enjoying Causa Sui.


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Topic: Monday
Posted: 19 Jun 2018 21:31


Topic: What Country Do You Think Is The Greatest Threat To World Peace?
Posted: 19 Jun 2018 20:58

Iceland. Fucking Icelanders. <img src="/images/emoticons/cussing.gif" alt="cussing">


Topic: What Country Do You Think Is The Greatest Threat To World Peace?
Posted: 19 Jun 2018 08:28


Topic: Your thoughts on Trump's Zero Tolerance Policy & separating children
Posted: 18 Jun 2018 18:02

Sessions, quoting the bible, stated: "Persons who violate the law of our nation are subject to prosecution. I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his clear and wise command in Romans 13 to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained them for the purpose of order."

God (working through the American people) elected Trump, and therefore everything Trump does is sanctioned by God. Trump's will is God's will, because God hates Mexican children and wants to see them forcibly separated from their parents and held in over-crowded prison camps. And if you have the integrity to say that this is a human-rights catastrophe, well, you might just be a heretic.

(Or if this doesn't reflect your view of Christianity, but some warped and deranged interpretation of your faith, you might do what you're always asking Muslims to do, and speak out loudly denouncing the extremists among you who would pervert your faith in service of their own disgusting and violent ideologies).

Topic: What's your sexuality?
Posted: 18 Jun 2018 12:37


Topic: Boner pants
Posted: 18 Jun 2018 12:24

I've noticed when I'm wearing a particular pair of cotton pajama pants that are soft and comfy and fit just right, the sensation of them can sometimes get me excited.

I wondered if anyone else has an arousing pair of pants, underwear, or whatever.

Topic: So who wants to talk about the Inspector General's report?
Posted: 18 Jun 2018 12:02

Are you actually posting... blah blah blah... COMMUNISM! ... STALIN!

No, I'm not. I'm saying that it's not biased to criticize the president since he's been objectively terrible.

Topic: What Country Do You Think Is The Greatest Threat To World Peace?
Posted: 16 Jun 2018 11:14

...imagine a hostile neighbor in the North...

We're Canadian. "Hostile" might be a bit of a stretch. We're more bitchy and passive-aggressive (but with an awesome and hilarious snarkiness). If anyone has been hostile it's been the US (particularly Trump) in imposing tariffs on steel, insulting our leader and our nation, and crying over spilled milk. However, I'm proud of Trudeau for staying above the pettiness, and standing up for Canadian sovereignty. We're not going to have another war of 1812, but we're not going to let the US push us around either.

Topic: So who wants to talk about the Inspector General's report?
Posted: 16 Jun 2018 11:00

Listen, sometimes bias is fair and deserved. You don't stick your nose in a skunk's ass to prove how fair and unbiased you are about skunks. Any semi-rational person can see how objectively awful Trump is. He hasn't made any pretense of being anything other than terrible. Facts that don't agree with your worldview are not any less factual because of it.

Topic: Clueless
Posted: 16 Jun 2018 10:27

And I thought it was a thread about how someone was missing the board game Clue.

Col. Mustard in the Study with the Candlestick.

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