About Just_A_Guy_You_Know


Hi. I'm just a guy, you know - yeah, there's a comma there. I don't actually know you (unless that's some fantasy of yours, then maybe I'll be your secret admirer - winky face, winky face). I'm a Canadian who's been living in the US for the past decade. I'm pretty well educated about some things, and totally clueless about others. I can tell you about post-modernism (it comes after modernism), but I'm pretty much useless at home repair.

I'm married to a wonderful woman who is not on Lush, and doesn't know I am. She has some personal sexual issues that she's trying to work through. I give her the space to do that without making her feel worse about it than she already does. Unfortunately, that means I'm left to 'take matters into my own hands' so to speak. Writing for this site allows me to explore my sexual side, which I think is preferable to going out and screwing around on her.

Hey, look at that! I've been here for a year and a half! In that time, I've made a few friends and published a bunch of stories (including a 14-part novella), most of which I think are decent (the friends and the stories). For the moment, I feel that whatever it was I came here to work out has more or less been worked out, and the stories I wanted to tell have mostly been told, so I probably won't be writing (for Lush) as regularly as I have been the past year and half - at least not until the urge hits again. No point forcing it.

I enjoy making friends and getting feedback on stories, but I'm not here looking for a relationship, or sex-chat. In fact, I'm actually kind of shy and reserved, and not likely to strike up a conversation. However, I am somewhat active on the forums when I see an interesting topic.

As to what I like in stories, my tastes run fairly vanilla (with whipped cream, sprinkles, and a cherry on top). Foremost, I like stories to be well-written, and to build up a bit of suspense or tension, before the characters jump each other. Pacing is important. I like exhibitionism/ voyeurism, good girls making bad decisions, betting, games, dares, first times, and SEDUCTION (this should be the main element of any erotic story in my opinion). I dislike violence, pain, or humiliation.

But enough about me, how about you?

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Obviously, writing and reading. I also like to follow current events, and if the weather's nice and cool, you might find me out for a walk in the woods with my dog. My biggest interest, though, is music. I'm always listening to something. For me, being without it is like sitting in a plain white room with no art, decorations, or furniture.
Favorite Books:
The usual cliched selections: The Dark Tower Series, The Song of Ice and Fire series (Game of Thrones), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Breakfast of Champions, Hitchhiker's Guide (the first three anyway), The Illuminatus Trilogy. Also, I like Ginsberg's poetry.
Favorite Authors:
The people who wrote the books above.
Favorite Movies:
Apart from porn videos? Ha, just kidding. I like intelligent comedies, and movies that make you think about things. The Matrix, the Good, the Bad & The Ugly, Dr. Strangelove, and the Big Lebowski are a few that come to mind.
Favourite TV Shows:
Again more cliches: House of Cards on Netflix has been amazingly well done, as was Breaking Bad. I really liked the Office when that was on, and the IT Crowd. Weeds was good until it wasn't. OITNB is okay, but not as good as Weeds at its peak.
Favorite Music:
I listen to a lot of different things, but have pretty particular tastes. Mostly I listen to jazz (primarily hard bop), and rock (broadly speaking), and am starting to get into a bit of classical, electronic, blues, and a few hip-hop acts (I posted an image on my profile of some of the music I'm into). On the other hand, I dislike most of what gets played on popular radio (apart from classic rock), and have no idea who any of the popular bands are anymore - I haven't paid much attention to 'the charts' since 1997. I am, however, quite likely to go digging deeply into music blogs and youtube searching for new things to listen to.

At the moment, I'm enjoying Causa Sui.


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Topic: Happens for a Reason
Posted: 15 Jan 2018 15:26

Beyond the cause and effect chains of physics, I don't believe that things happen for a reason. However, I believe that we humans are designed to make sense out of chaos (and yes, I recognize the contradiction in that statement). We are very good at imposing reason, order, meaning, and patterns on an arbitrary and random universe.

And honestly, I'm glad that we do this. We could be a little less confident and more tentative in our explanations, but over all, I'd rather live in a universe that is artificially meaning-full than one that is entirely pointless. So if there is no 'reason' inherent in the universe, I don't mind creating my own.

Topic: The person above you is a high school teacher. What do they teach?
Posted: 15 Jan 2018 15:08

Conversational cabalistic secret languages.

Topic: The person above you is a high school teacher. What do they teach?
Posted: 14 Jan 2018 11:16

Advanced essential necromantic etiquette and workplace sensitivity for the modern office

Topic: The person above you is a high school teacher. What do they teach?
Posted: 14 Jan 2018 09:31

Introduction to the nefarious art of global domination for unwed teen mothers

Topic: Trump speaks at a 4th grade level
Posted: 14 Jan 2018 09:21

Actually, in communication, a lower score makes you more accessible to a wider audience. In that regard, Trump is a very effective communicator. Why would anyone want to read something that requires them to get a Ph.D. just to comprehend it? Some of the worst-written things I've read are academic theoretical texts. They'll take a fairly simple straight-forward idea, dress it up in a lot of esoteric language to make it seem more profound than it really is, and then repeat themselves ad nauseum (bonus points for metaphorically tossing around a bunch of poorly applied concepts from the quantum physics for dummies manual).

Good writing should be simple and concise (among other things).

Topic: The animal in you.
Posted: 06 Jan 2018 23:04

Ate a porkchop for dinner, so the animal in me is a pig.

Topic: My Friend is a flat earther
Posted: 05 Jan 2018 22:35

The question you have to ask is who benefits most from a belief in a spherical earth?

The answer: Globe manufacturers. They're the ones behind this hoax.

Topic: Name sounds that you might find comforting
Posted: 04 Jan 2018 21:06

One of my earliest memories is falling asleep to the sound of traffic on a distant freeway. I'll always love that noise.

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 04 Jan 2018 20:58

Parquet Courts

Topic: Do you have any unusually big collections?
Posted: 04 Jan 2018 10:27

I guess recorded music. I don't know if my collection is excessively large, but I seem to have curated more than most other people I know, and I'm always searching for new interesting things to listen to (or digging deep into the past for overlooked gems). Mostly rock (in all its weird and wonderful variations), some jazz, blues, hip-hop, and electronic. In terms of MP3s alone, I found that if I put all of the music on my computer into a single playlist, I could listen for over two months straight (24 hours a day) and not hear the same song twice.

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