About Katastrophia


I'm a 30 something with an active, fully functional imagination, while my real life self has a decent deficit to my left side due to a series of strokes when I was 30. I like to chat, but i'm not into pushy, demanding men.

Relationship Status:
Colorado, United States
Local Time:
26 Apr 2018 19:31
chatting (with my one available typing hand)
Favorite Authors:
Stephen King
Dean Koonts
Favorite Movies:
Anything Horror (but not gory)
Favourite TV Shows:
NCIS (all)
CSI (Miami, original)
Favorite Music:
Rock & Roll
Classic Rock


Date Joined:
22 Apr 2014
Last Visit:
17 Feb 2018
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Topic: what are you drinking?
Posted: 09 Sep 2016 08:20

Mandarin Orange Clear American sparkling water

Topic: Older men or younger men?
Posted: 06 Sep 2016 18:39

Older please, but no more than 5 years or so. I like a guy who has his stuff together but still has a sense of humor and fun.

Topic: when did you masturbate last?
Posted: 05 Sep 2016 20:03

It was about 1 a.m. yesterday morning. With a toy and talking dirty to myself.

Topic: Buy me a drink, buy me dinner or buy me breakfast
Posted: 05 Sep 2016 17:08

All 3... with a gatorade to keep us hydrated between rounds.

Topic: Kiss, Lick, Fuck, or Pass?
Posted: 05 Sep 2016 17:06

All but pass... Why is that even an option???

Topic: What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Posted: 05 Sep 2016 17:01

Water with a pill.

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Stories Published By Katastrophia All Stories »

Triple Fantasy

It’s a cool, breezy evening in early November. I’ve just gotten home from a long, tough day at work, to an empty house. I unlock my front door and step inside. Kicking off my heels, I pad into the kitchen in my stocking feet to get a glass of wine, shedding my briefcase and unbuttoning my blouse along the way. After dropping the blouse on a chair, I wander into the family room to collapse on...

Added 08 Sep 2016 | Category Anal | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4 | Views 13,535 | 6 Comments


Emily was a bowler. She was very talented for someone who never practiced away from league play. She was built well for bowling, at 5’9" and 165 pounds.With strawberry blonde hair, freckles, and steely green eyes, she was not afraid to prove herself, and did often. She felt that she would never find someone that would appreciate her for the talented, capable, respectable person she was. ...

Added 31 Aug 2016 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 6,287 | 7 Comments

Swimming Pool

Erica and Andrew were best friends. They'd known each other for years. Erica was 18, and had just graduated from high school. Andrew was 19, and had graduated from the same high school. Erica was a beautiful girl, with long, flowing brown hair, deep brown eyes, and a marvelous smile. Andrew was the athletic type. He played high school football and baseball. He was tall, blond, and...

Added 25 Apr 2014 | Category First Time | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.2 | Views 33,837 | 5 Comments

The Survey

It was pouring outside. No one in his right mind would want to be out in weather like that, but Claudia was trying to collect surveys. There was a contest to see who could get the most done in a week. Every door she knocked on was slammed in her face. No one was in the mood to help her out. It wasn’t even a long survey, but people were just too mean. That’s when she knocked on Kurt’s door....

Added 24 Apr 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 5,833 | 2 Comments

An Unexpected Encounter

“I’ll be back in a bit. I forgot the wine,” Tom said as he grabbed his coat and headed for the door. “Okay. I’m gonna take a...” Diana stopped as she heard the door close behind him. She’d been cleaning all day, preparing for the themed dinner party set for the evening. She shrugged. “Oh well. I should be out before he gets home anyway,” she told herself. She checked to make sure the...

Added 23 Apr 2014 | Category Anal | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.72 | Views 44,230 | 13 Comments

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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
02 Feb 2018 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
02 Feb 2017 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
02 Feb 2016 00:20

Thanks a ton for the add Deb....hope to catch up soon
03 Dec 2015 22:23
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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Thanks for the add
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