Thought it was about time I updated this.I'm straight. I have brown hair and eyes. I'm 5ft 1 and 1/2 (the 1/2 is important to me being short and I am forever grateful to whoever invented high heel shoes) UK size 8/10 (clothes not shoes lol) I started visiting the site to read erotic stories, primarily by Mazza who is an amazing erotic writer and a personal fav of mine. On a whim I decided to join one night, was a little overwhelmed at first but some good friends I made helped me and I decided to stay and I'm glad I did. Originally I started off in the chat rooms, but then I joined the forums and was instantly hooked. I have met and made the best friends EVER on here, most important to me are simplyjohn, sprite and my Ginger (ginger86) who I love to bits and who's sense of humour is as warped as mine so I am now sadly rarely seen in chat rooms as I enjoy posting in the forums much much more. I post for fun not attention and it makes me happy to make people laugh. I especially love posting with Ginger and picking on Frank (cooldaddy) I am quite shy at first and cautious as one has to be on a site such as this. If I don't know you there is little point sending me a friend request, better to send me an email. Please DON'T send me filthy emails or requests they are NOT wanted or appreciated.That said I always like to make new friends, girls guys doesn't matter, yes I am straight but most of my female friends are lesbian or bi and I love them to bits. I don't take much seriously on here so girls say what you like under me in forums and I'll give as good as I get, Lord knows my lesbian/bi friends do and it's all just forum banter is it not? That said I have been laid claim to by Ginger should I ever "turn to the dark side" as she calls it and she said they have cookies and I do love cookies lol. She may be a tiny little thing but most fear her when it comes to her kk, which is my nickname here given to me by simplyjohn.My avatar is not me, I keep my pics private so unless we are friends you cannot see them but they are available should we become friends.OK then I think that is all for now, happy lushing girls and boys but most of all have fun.
I am hoping my car passes it's MOT today. Given how my luck has gone this month I reckon it's unlikely :(
KFC and birthday cake.
I am wishing my baby girl, Giorgia a very happy 9th birthday :)
Congratulations. this is really well deserved. xo <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">
I am so looking forward to taking the kids to see the new Guardians of the Galaxy film at the end of the month.
I am dragging my poor ass out of bed to walk the dog and get some groceries for the weekend.<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/hello.gif" alt="hello2"> Hi Kiera, can't wait for F1 qualifying. Fingers crossed! I am surprised at the outcome but not overly worried about it. Should be a great race tomorrow, can't wait :)
I am glad that Bottas beat Hamilton to the pole. I am not sure we can be friends anymore. How could you say such a thing? I am pretty sure Bottas isn't going to keep that first place for long tomorrow, not with Lewis, Max, Ricciardo and Vettel hell bent on overtaking him, which I believe they will.
I am going to invite my brothers for dinner tomorrow and they are going to clean my floors :) Bargain :DMorning Patokl <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">
They can buy their own damn lingerie, mine is for me and me only. Morning Hannah <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">
Chicken curry and riceHi Buz <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">
It's times like this I feel powerless; it's not a feeling I'm accustomed to, and it's bewildering. When someone that you love is hurting, you want to fix it, make things better, put a band-aid on it or kiss it better. Sometimes it's just not possible. It fascinates me how closely women form friendships. I have my mates, I'd be gutted to lose any of them, but I can't quite get my head...
Added 19 Feb 2017 | Category Straight Sex
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Stroking my pussy furiously I am so horny. I can’t believe we got interrupted this morning and I need to hurry as he will be back soon. I hear the key in the door, he's back already, damnit but I can work with this. I moan loudly, he will not be pleased with this, well he will be but I always feel he protests too much and I plan on giving him one hell of a show now. The bedroom door...
Added 18 Oct 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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I walk into the room, wearing a lacy bra, stockings, suspenders, crotchless knickers and fuck me killer heels. I find him as I left him, naked and hard as rock. But now he is shaking in anticipation for what he knows is coming, what he wants, what I have promised to give him. What he has never had before, but what he has always craved. He groans as I enter and looks his fill. His...
Added 18 Mar 2015 | Category Oral Sex
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Kissing him so passionately, moaning onto his mouth. What the hell is someone who looks like him doing with someone like me? But I am not complaining. I lift his top off and his hands are all up mine. Feeling my breasts, caressing them, but I have the Devil in me tonight, I want to make him cum and cum hard. I pull away from him, lift my top off, then put my hand behind my back and unclip...
Added 27 Nov 2014 | Category Masturbation
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Three months ago Fuck my balls ached my dick throbbed. I'd been aching and hard all night, after she let me lick her. It was too long, since she let me touch her and nothing tasted like her. No one was like her or even came close to her. I would gladly endure any punishment she inflicted on me though, because I fucked up. I hurt her and I was just grateful, she even gave me the time of day. ...
Added 29 Jun 2015 | Category Love Stories
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Sexy licks Passionate embraces Tongues collide My pounding heart races Exploding through my chest And though I like My kisses slow Soft and sensual So emotional Tender caresses So devotional Gentle touches And a soft caress Make me feel special I must confess Tender touch May not seem like much But for me They seem as such A hug, A kiss A...
Added 24 Aug 2015 | Category Love Poems
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I am tired and wired And thinking I am tired and wired And drinking I am tired and wired Thinking about sex I am tired and wired Sex will make me forget I am tired and wired When you pin me down I am tired and wired Ignore my frown I am tired and wired Suck my tits I am tired and wired Lick my slit I am tired and wired I am so wet I am tired and wired ...
Added 18 Aug 2015 | Category Erotic Poems
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I am thinking About chocolate dip Smeared and licked From my tits I am thinking About chocolate on my tummy After tasting my breasts It's all rather yummy I am thinking about Choccy sauce on my clit Smearing my pussy Licking it Tasting my pussy Chocolate divine Like a chardonnay Or glass of red wine Or some scrumpy Makes one kinda humpy I really have...
Added 21 Jul 2015 | Category Erotic Poems
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I am Thinking about Henry Naked and hard What a memory Touching my body Spreading my legs Blowing on my pussy Until I beg His hands Pinching my nips His mouth Supping my clit Fisting his cock While he sucks me Stroking it hard So desperate to fuck me Giving in It's not a sin Driving his cock Deep within And I like it deep Hard and true You know I like To feel you Deep thrusts So...
Added 16 Jul 2015 | Category Erotic Poems
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I lie on the bed My legs are spread You're kneeling in between And Oh so keen You're stroking your dick Whilst gazing at my tits You're eyes look down You make a groaning sound To my belly button And belly ring You have a fantasy And your cock starts leaking You want your cockhead To thrust a little In my belly button And for your pre cum to trickle To rub your cock slit On my belly...
Added 09 Jul 2015 | Category Erotic Poems
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