About Kilkennycat


Howdy all! I'm Alan, I come from a small city in the south-east of Ireland. I'm currently in an exam year in school and so I joined this site as a bit of a release. Turns out it's perfect for that! While I'm not really shy at all I tend to have atrocious luck with the women... The stories I write tend to be "what if" tales about people I know. (Though don't worry, I won't use any real names or places!) I'm ALWAYS up for a chat and meeting new people, so please give me a message. Can't wait to talk to you!

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18 Jun 2018 09:02
I'm a bit of a filmmaker and so a lot of my time is spent coming up with ideas, planning, shooting and editing stuff. I also like reading a lot, particularly short stories.
Favorite Books:
Catch-22, Misery, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Apollo 13, The World According to Garp, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 3000 Degrees.
Favorite Movies:
Jurassic Park, Pink FLoyd: The Wall, Catch-22, Bringing Out the Dead, The Evil Dead Trilogy, Bad Taste, Braindead, Miller's Crossing, Return of the Living Dead, The Thing.
Favorite Music:
The Black Keys, Dire Straits, JET.


Date Joined:
23 Feb 2012
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19 Oct 2012
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Topic: How did you first discover you liked reading sex stories?
Posted: 15 Mar 2012 15:37

Funny story: I was trying "The 40 Day Challenge", which is a tradition in my school that you try not to masturbate for the entire duration of lent (forty days and forty nights). After about three days I was on my computer and deleting my history of all the porn, trying to resist temptation. As a joke to myself, I googled "NOT porn" to see what would come up and stumbled across this site. I'd never read an erotic story before, and thought they could never possibly get me as aroused as porn... After browsing a couple of them I was proven wrong, and I lost the challenge. I've loved them ever since.

Topic: Face or body?
Posted: 15 Mar 2012 13:00

Depends on whether it's a relationship thing or something more casual. As far as a relationship goes, I don't mind which is better, it's how well we get on with one another that's important. If it was just something more casual, I'm going to have to say I prefer a pretty face. Nothing gets me like a cute girl smiling. The smile is the female's most deadly weapon against me. :)

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Sudden Urge

"You know, I really think I need some cock right now." I nearly splurted out the hot chocolate I was sipping on. I'd never heard Catríona say anything like that before. She was always ever-so polite and somewhat of a goody-two-shoes. So when she said that, especially in context, it was incredibly hard to believe. I had know Catríona for years. We lived in the same small city in the...

Added 14 Mar 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 3,391 | 2 Comments

Freedom Indeed

When I was 17 years old I fell in love for the first time. Her name was Saoirse, which is the Irish word for "freedom". She was a tall, well-spoken and elegant girl who was 2 months my younger. She had the most striking blue eyes I had ever seen; pale and wispy, but at the same time sharp and piercing. Her smile was always so wide and she wasn't stingy about showing it. We never got too far,...

Added 24 Feb 2012 | Category First Time | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 6,182 | 1 Comment

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