Forum posts made by knightofpassion

Topic An interview with: KnightOfPassion
Posted 03 Feb 2008 15:34

Thank you for the honour, Lush, it was a lot of fun!

Topic Worst Analogies Ever Written
Posted 26 Jan 2008 06:47

Okay, the rest of them are hilarious, but...

12."Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like 'Second Tall Man.'"

Russell Beland, Springfield
That's actually quite smart and funny, isn't it?


Well, I think it is!

Topic Why??
Posted 20 Jan 2008 06:37

"How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?"
"The Knights Templar."
"Oh my."

And that's how Dan Brown got the idea for his new book.


Topic Why??
Posted 18 Jan 2008 01:41

Instant conspiracy theory: answer each question with either "the CIA", "the Bavarian Illuminati", or "the Knights Templar".

"How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?"
"The CIA."

Topic Fast approaching 1000 stories...
Posted 18 Jan 2008 01:38

Congratulations to you, Lush, and thanks to everyone here who has stopped me from being properly productive for the last year!


Topic Charging By The Download
Posted 18 Jan 2008 01:36

I think all this crap won't last more than the next year or two. As our global data infrastructure improves, we're going to reach the point where information transfer will be - like phone calls now - effectively free. Of course, that won't stop people trying to make money out of it, but I think that within the next ten years we're going to achieve geek nirvana: constant connection to our online life, at speeds which exceed anything a normal person could use, for free.

Seriously, in 2018, if I'm not sitting by my pool streaming four channels of HD-video porn onto my laptop, there's going to be trouble!

And then , the revolution! ;)

Topic I want to be James Bond :-(
Posted 10 Jan 2008 02:05

Good God, Lush, that was uncalled for!

I don't know about Olga - she's cute, but she's no Halle...

Topic Polish man finds wife working at a brothel
Posted 10 Jan 2008 02:05

What makes me laugh about this is that they are getting divorced, yet he was visiting the brothel to have sex with someone else, so he obviously cheats anyway. What an idiot.

Ooh, are we skirting the inevitable "is having sex with a prostitute cheating" debate? ;)

But you're absolutely right on the second point: idiot!

Topic Forum upgrade
Posted 10 Jan 2008 01:57

you guys are crackers.

You wouldn't have us any other way ;)

Topic Forum upgrade
Posted 08 Jan 2008 02:48

I certainly did, Curious2c - although, in fairness, I get that tingling every time Lush posts ;)


Topic Overused Words
Posted 08 Jan 2008 02:47

I'm with you, Curious2c. Lush's poetry has immediately given me a big stiff cock that I must fuck into a wet pussy before filling it with my boiling cum.

Gee, *thanks* Lush ;)


Topic Forum upgrade
Posted 07 Jan 2008 15:42

Um, I suddenly have rugged good looks, an eidetic memory and a twelve-inch cock.

That's a hell of an upgrade, Lush... ;)

Topic question #3 boys
Posted 04 Jan 2008 03:53


I don't think my technique has changed a great deal - not since I stumbled across the things which work best for me, anyway.

In terms of technique, there are very few constants. The first is a good lube - I mean yeah, you can masturbate without, but why would you want to? I favour Durex Play at the moment, although it does have a tendency to get a little sticky before I'm done. Then, there's the matter of additional stimulation - as much as I enjoy pictorial porn, the written word is the best way to arouse me.

So, with a mind afire with erotic imagery, it's a generous handful of lube and long, slow strokes. As I get closer to the orgasm, the strokes get faster and my grip gets tighter, but the strokes still run from tip to root.

Wow, that was candid... hope it helps!

Topic What are your New Year's Resolutions?
Posted 03 Jan 2008 07:03

My resolutions for this year? Write less, drink more wine, give up exercise entirely.

I'm pleased to report that, so far at least, my resolutions are all working out perfectly!

Topic Binge Britain
Posted 03 Jan 2008 07:01

Cardiff is a horrible place. Full of fat overweight people with sub par intelligence. Sorry.

Sounds like Glasgow.

Hey, forum - everybody jump in and hate on your least favourite city! ;)

Topic Happy New Year to everyone
Posted 31 Dec 2007 02:03

Happy New Year To All!

I hope 2008 starts in the best possible way, and all your indiscretions are forgotten by the morning ;)

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Topic What are your New Year's Resolutions?
Posted 28 Dec 2007 11:59

My resolutions for this year? Write less, drink more wine, give up exercise entirely.

At least this way, breaking my resolutions in the first week of the new year might do me some good! :-"

Topic Well, It's Been A While ;)
Posted 27 Dec 2007 07:13

Thanks, Lush, it's nice to be back hello1

Topic Well, It's Been A While ;)
Posted 26 Dec 2007 11:08

Y'know, I remember when all this was fields...

Hi everyone, I'm Knight and, way back in the spring of 2007, I used to hang around here submitting stories and generally making the place look untidy. Well, I took a long break from writing erotica, but now I'm back, and I've brought some stories with me.

I won't be fully up to speed until after New Year, but I've submitted something to whet your appetites - and, if any of you remember my We Love Lucy story, keep your eyes peeled for brand new chapters in the next couple of days! :)

And while it may be considered a little late, I'd like to wish all of you a happy festive season!


Topic erotic caribbean vacation
Posted 17 Apr 2007 04:02

This is a great day for Lush ;)

Topic Three Chinese tortures.
Posted 15 Apr 2007 15:30

Mm - I think the torture might almost be worth it...


Topic Three Chinese tortures.
Posted 15 Apr 2007 09:16

Submitted for all you men with my sympathies for your tender bits. --- Love from Susan x x x

Good God - after that, you could at least offer to kiss them better ;)

Topic This is funny, an actual note from an 8 year old girl to a pilot
Posted 10 Apr 2007 14:39

I desperately want to believe this is a real letter - so I do ;)

Excellent stuff, Neo!


Topic Announcing our March Story Competition Winner
Posted 04 Apr 2007 05:22

What can I say except, possibly, OMG ? To be rated at all is wonderful - to be ranked alongside writers like Susan, Nathan and Scarletdown is a true honour. Thank you to everyone who read my stories, and here's to the ongoing success of LushStories!

A very humble (and excited!) Knight

Topic Kinsey Scientist says erotica has its place
Posted 28 Mar 2007 09:05

I don't need a damn scientist to make me feel validated about my site!

But now that you have one, you should at least get a snazzy Kinsey Institute-approved banner or something...

Topic V cute wierd Asian babe
Posted 28 Mar 2007 09:01

Well, I only *intended* to look for more pics, but now you mention it... ;)

Thanks anyway, Insomniac!

Topic V cute wierd Asian babe
Posted 27 Mar 2007 04:22

Yum, indeed! Do you know her name?

Topic Female or Shemale?
Posted 27 Mar 2007 04:18

12 out of 16 for me - though I'm not completely sure the quiz is telling the truth ;)

Topic Love Stories Category added
Posted 26 Mar 2007 13:29

I have to confess, I've never seen Henry's armour in the flesh, only via the modern miracle of the interweb. The groinal plating of my own armour is a matter of some speculation - unfortunately, I can only reveal it in person ;)

But I am glad you've reconsidered stripping it from me - after all, what is a Knight without his protection?


Topic Love Stories Category added
Posted 26 Mar 2007 00:02

This is a great idea! I'll hurry off and post...

No, actually, I don't have any love stories. But if Susan's magnificent story is anything to go by, this will soon be a very enjoyable category!