Topic Want to See My 46 Triple E Breasts??
30 Jun 2015 17:30
HMFS!!!!!! I looked at them for about a third of a second and shot my load. No wonder I find Black widow to be SOOOOO HOTTTTT!!!
Topic using an actual photo of yourself as your avatar
15 Jun 2015 15:32
BTW my avatar is totally me
In that case, Lucy is your best movie to date, excluding any movie where you wore that outfit and you are the top celebrity I'd love to fuck.
Topic Going to Heaven
14 Jun 2015 06:50
Whether or not that was supposed to be funny, it had me laughing.
Topic Happy Birthday Gav!
13 Jun 2015 12:35
Storm Trooper, I hope Mickey doesn't make your life a living hell.
Topic Are prequels a good idea?
08 Jun 2015 16:24
I wrote a story, but afterward came up with the idea to write another telling how pieces fell into place for the first one. Would that average reader prefer a prequel, or just have it come before the original story?
Topic If you could only eat one candy for the rest of your life, what would it be?
07 Jun 2015 12:06
Come on this thread is ridiculous. Candy is poison to the body. Is connected with dozens of diseases. All that said... Licorice. Black licorice. I like those pinwheel ones.
I must ask, if it is in fact ridiculous, why did you even answer?
Topic Am I in an abusive relationship?
31 May 2015 10:02
Yes, when you realize that he can be a loose cannon, capable of firing at any time, then you are positive. Obviously, I don't know all the details, which is another reason people have gotta judge these cases on a case by case basis, so no one can really make it a general rule of it. I still stand by what I said though. Obviously, if he hasn't hit you yet, it could be worse, so therefore, you definitely need to something to prevent something worse from happening. More than that, make it better, because it sounds like it will (If it hasn't already) cause a great deal of stress on you. I wish the best of luck to you.
19 Apr 2015 10:04
Well done, anything less than that just tastes very odd to me. I didn't get that from my mom though, she likes rare to medium though.
Topic what's on your t-shirt?
09 Apr 2015 15:48
He's handsome and not even remotely fat.
Topic Most guys won't EVER taste their cum, why?
03 Apr 2015 15:16
I'm pretty sure it is related to the reasons why they aren't gay. Otherwise, there is no right context for it, unless they are just at least a little nuts and it somehow gets them off. That could be solely related to getting their woman off. It is kind of like food, how some things can kill your appetite, this applies to that. It is not a turn on, it is a turn off. I know ladies are more known for tasting their cum, so maybe that points to the theory that women are better than men. Either way, a turn off is a turn off.
Topic Story Verification Time and the Queue
29 Mar 2015 14:42
Just a quick note to update anyone who has submitted a story for verification and is wondering if it has been lost in the ether!
The queue is currently sitting at about 50 stories, and has been for the past week while now. No matter how many we get through in a day, the number always creeps back up again. This is great news for the site, as it reflects our popularity and it's wonderful to see so many people posting stories here, and indeed to see so many new faces and names recently.
I know it can be frustrating when you're waiting to get your story on the front page, and aren't sure what's holding it up. If ever you want to know where your story is in the queue, just send me a pm and i can let you know. I won't say pm any story mod, as they will probably hit me, lol, but seriously, if you are desperate to know, i'm quite happy to help out.
You, as authors, can help out as much as you can by checking, checking and re-checking a story before you submit it. We don't want you to be waiting a few days and then find we have to send it back to you for editing. We're just as keen to get your story published as you are but bear in mind, with us being so busy, we have less time to fix errors than we used to.
As you are all aware, there is a current competition on, which means the number of submission entries is likely to increase over the next few weeks. A wee reminder that mods don't edit these pieces, so again, check them thoroughly before you enter them to minimize the possibility of them being sent back.
Finally, please also remember that those who have purchased gold memberships get to queue jump. If you are a prolific author here, this is a sure-fire way of getting your stories attended to as quickly as we can.
Thanks for your patience and happy lushing,
I know with the gold membership, you can get your stories fast tracked, but it would be nice if we could see where your story is on the list or if it is being looked at currently.
Gold member stories go to the top of the list and get looked at Next. Anything more would likely open up the moderating team to nearly constant inquiries of "why isn't it finished yet?"
We do our very best to get stories out in a timely manner, and to give Gold members their due.
That's what Ravenstar said. I'm glad you like the idea, Echelon. I do agree people should buy a gold membership if only for that reason. I know the mods work hard to go through author's stories, therefore I always thank the mod for verifying my story. Only a handful of times since I became a gold member has it taken more than a day for a mod to get back to me, so it is worth it I think.
Time and time again I've heard about this issue with non gold members, and I'm sure it has gotten on the mods nerves to some extent. So, if you can't or just don't want to, (Not judging one way or another) buy a gold membership, don't press too hard on the mod's buttons. They are just people who have their own lives.
I thank all the mods that have verified my stories. Also, FYI, if you a gold member, make sure your badge is showing on your avatar when you submit, the mod may not be aware you are a gold member.
Topic Following Authors
25 Mar 2015 16:38
Yes, go to settings and then Following Authors. On whichever author you wish to unfollow, go to the author and it'll give you the option to unfollow.
Topic I'd rather give up sex than...?
07 Mar 2015 17:31
My music. I have metal in my veins and had it there many years before I lost my virginity. Interestingly enough, I also heard that some people would let their iphone win over sex. I'm scratching my head on that one, but I guess you can still access Lush on it though.
Topic Announcing the Winners of our Valentine's Day Poetry Competition
02 Mar 2015 15:56
Congratulations to the winners and runners up.
I have taken the results of this competition as an indication that my belief that I could write reasonable poetry as a delusion, so I have removed all my poems from public view. I am not sure whether this is because they are technically flawed, or because they are just rubbish. I will publish mo more here.
Well, I don't know shit about poetry really. I just got a general idea and went from there. No one is perfect, but lets face it, some writers here are really good and it'll be next to impossible to catch them. (Hence why there are a few repeat comp winners and runners up.) I've heard time and time again not to give up or get discouraged.
This was the seventh comp I've entered and I still haven't even gotten a honorable mention. I suggested to Nicola that we do a Office Sex comp a while back, I got a good idea for that. Maybe we'll get one. Anyway, any comp that I can attempt, I'll do it. Obviously, there isn't anything actually wrong with your poetry, considering they still got approved to the site.
Delphi has told me I should be happy with my numbers, even though I don't have any RRs. I won't say either one of us is completely wrong or right there, but she is a wise woman. Even though stories I truly believe should get one, have been passed over for them, I haven't stopped writing.
I guess that is a lot of words for 'Try, try again and don't let anyone or anything get you down.'