Forum posts made by kornslayer1

Posted 20 Mar 2017 16:08

Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 18 Mar 2017 12:03

One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.

Really, that's weird.

Yeah, we called it a bullshit.

Topic Do you have people blocked? Why or why not...
Posted 12 Mar 2017 08:32

Well, I agree it should not be necessary, but unfortunately, this is still on the internet where people can be trolls and constantly talk shit about you, like in the forums. I, just like everyone else have my limits before I say 'Fuck it.', and block them. Just like Lady Mysteria, I had a few people bombing my stories and leaving very mean comments too. Since then, one of them delete their account, but there are still some with accounts. So, people are who they are, just like the jerkoff that lives above me. He constantly stomps his feet and makes other noise too. He knows I hate it, but he still does it. People will do what they want to do until they can't get away with it anymore. So I say, if you have to block them, then block them. Why let people put a terrible taste in your mouth for Lush? If it is just them, then block them and go on with your life.

Topic Ever stick a cactus up your ass?
Posted 06 Mar 2017 13:36

HMFN, Sprite!! It doesn't sound very comfortable, and I'm pretty I'd regret it long after I did it too. That's right up there with the 'don'ts' like stapling my nuts together.

Topic Lush only has one Kornslayer1, but he has many stories to share
Posted 26 Feb 2017 07:16

Here is a three part series.

Posted 13 Feb 2017 11:50

Posted 11 Feb 2017 16:21

Topic Happy Birthday to JessicaX!!!
Posted 07 Feb 2017 14:21

Topic Happy Birthday to JessicaX!!!
Posted 07 Feb 2017 14:20

Topic Moderator of the Month for January
Posted 07 Feb 2017 12:00

Topic Velma or Daphne?
Posted 28 Jan 2017 16:55

if anyone votes velma, i'd REALLY like to know whyl she's kinda condescending.
I did not think of that as I voted. I still voted for Daphne because she is free spirted, but you are right, Velma is condescending. Just like damn boss.

Topic Reached Millionaire's Club Badge On Story Views
Posted 24 Jan 2017 12:05

Topic Share some of your stories - invitation to self-promote
Posted 22 Jan 2017 12:50

Topic Help me wish Green_Man (Larry) a Happy Birthday today.
Posted 19 Jan 2017 14:02

Topic Name 2 Celebirties you would love to have sex with.
Posted 17 Jan 2017 13:05

Don't get me wrong, I respect both of them for what they do. With that said, it would be Scarlett Johansson and Brooke Burke. They are both drop dead gorgeous.

Topic Lush only has one Kornslayer1, but he has many stories to share
Posted 12 Jan 2017 15:28

The most sponatanous proposal ever.

A young man fulfills the most important request his step sister will ever ask.

The first chapter in a series where there is a lot going on under one roof.

The first chapter in a series where bonding time between the new wife and the ex wife turns into something big.

A sex session a man will remember forever, only because he has no idea who it was with.

A sexy and loving woman shouldn't have to choose.

Lushies can be such romantics.

First of four chapters with some lovely ladies getting to know one another

His secretarie's melons aren't just for show.

First chapter where you find out just how close two sets of mothers and daughters really are.

All were written by me and have the Kornslayer1 touch. I hope you enjoy. If you'd like more, click below.

Topic Do people actually watch award shows?
Posted 09 Jan 2017 14:46

Damn, Entertainment Weekly is all ga ga about the Golden globes right now. Why? A whole bunch of celebrities accept awards while others just say 'Son of a bitch.' under their breath? Does anyone actually watch award shows, or somehow take pleasure in watching them? I've never watched the GGs, and just seen the emmys and oscars a handful of times, but they've all been so long and dreary. What are some other thoughts on the subjects from other Lushies?

Topic Join me in wishing my Lovely Simplicity a happy and wonderful birthday!!!!!
Posted 07 Jan 2017 15:40

Topic Rest in Peace: Carrie Fisher
Posted 27 Dec 2016 12:52

Another beloved actress lost, she will be missed.

Topic songs you hate.. that everyone else loves
Posted 17 Dec 2016 20:00

Well, I haven't met anyone that has let me know that they have the same view, but The Beatles. I don't understand how they were so popular, or how they still are. So, I guess all of their songs. Anyone else have distaste for them?

Topic Writers - Please Read: Story modding slow down
Posted 16 Dec 2016 18:14

I figured that, Spite. It took a bit longer to get my submission formatted correctly. Don't worry, I can be patient, just for you, Sprite.

Topic 7 Million Views - Holy Cow!
Posted 13 Dec 2016 13:34

Topic Moderator of the Month for November
Posted 06 Dec 2016 13:07

Topic Newest member of the Omnium club
Posted 29 Nov 2016 16:28

Topic Happy Birthday - Sweet_As_Candy
Posted 18 Nov 2016 16:25

Topic Sprite's Pet Peeves - writers should check this out before submitting stories - it's just go
Posted 04 Oct 2016 16:36

4) we appreciate thank yous. we get a lot of them. sometimes i'll even form friendships cause of those. don't be shy, it's super easy to do. i almost always respond to those with at least a smile, too (hi Kornslayer!). :)

Thanks for the shout out, Sprite.

Topic Are you religious and
Posted 16 Sep 2016 20:15

Faithful atheist. Religion causes problems and is all about money
Couldn't have said it better myself.

Topic Moderator of the Month for August
Posted 06 Sep 2016 12:07

Congratulations, Sprite.

Topic Show Sprite some love thread (((Rachael)))
Posted 24 Aug 2016 15:48

Well, she is the only mod that smiles when I thank them for verifying my stories. So, thank you again, Sprite.Hugs

Topic Pokemon GO?
Posted 01 Aug 2016 01:19

I collected the cards when I was a kid, played the gameboy games and watched the videos too. I stopped over 15 years ago and I'd rather not go back to pokemon. Of course the biggest crock of shit is: not too long ago I saw a used merchandise place selling the cards for 50 cents a piece. Even the cards that should have been supposedly worth hundreds, if not thousands by now. Damn, I'm so glad I didn't bother trying to preserve them all these years. Bottom line, they just wanted to go back to pokemon so they could make a little more green off it.