About KrrraaazzzyGuy


I'm a gentleman on the streets and a freak between the sheets. ;) I enjoy lots of fun fantasies, occasionally do cyber or phone sex, and I swing. I've been told many times that I have the best tongue my lovers have ever experienced, and boy do I love to use it! Since the whole idea of writing stories is to entertain people, I think of my "Friends" list as being really a "friends & fans" list. So if you enjoy my writing, by all means "friend" me! I know who's a friend, and who's a fan. :)

Krrraaazzzy Guy
Relationship Status:
I'd rather be somewhere else..., United States
Women. Sex. And some other stuff too. ;)
Favorite Books:
The kind that's still printed on paper, old fashioned as that may seem.
Favorite Movies:
How about favorite TV shows? Old Saturday Night Live from the 70's... In fact, that's where my Nick comes from. I'm a "wild and Krrrraaazzzy Guy"! See the videos if you're among the un-initiated, or just want a walk down memory lane...
Favorite Music:
Too varied to say... but the right music for whatever mood I'm in.


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12 May 2010
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Topic: Kinky masturbation advice?
Posted: 09 Mar 2012 12:12

Share it with a stranger. For example, once I was on the phone seeking tech support for a device I'd recently brought home from the store, and of course I couldn't figure it out. The young woman who got my call in the call center had a wonderfully sexy voice, and so I flirted with her verbally while we sussed out the problem. And it was frankly making me very hot. Since I hadn't given my name or anything like that to her, I decided to have a little fun with her, and so I said something along the lines of "you know, I hate to end this call... you have a very sexy voice, if you don't mind my saying so."

She giggled and thanked me in a sincere, flattered, somewhat embarrassed tone, and said "I'm glad you're pleased" or something similar that wouldn't get her co-workers to wonder.

I decided then and there to double down and so I took a deep breath and said, "Really, I'm serious. Miss, I don't know if you can appreciate how truly sexy your voice is or the effect it can have on men, but to be very honest it's made me very hot, and I'm going to have to do something about that as soon as we're off the phone..." and then I paused just long enough to hear her gasp slightly before saying, "unless you'd like me to do it while we're on the phone together, so you can hear me get off." Then, before she could hang up or rebuke me or anything I rushed to add something like, "I'm sorry I suppose that might seem rude but I just can't help it your voice is so sexy I don't care if it's right or wrong and I think it would be so sexy to hear you talking while I do it, and to know you know...."

There was a long pause, but she didn't hang up. Finally she spoke, timidly saying, "Sir... I... might be able to help you with that, but... I'm not sure. I don't think..."

I interrupted her before she could object and I said, "just pretend you're still helping me with my problem and listen... if you don't want to, you can hang up."

She didn't answer, and I took my cock out. At this point, I was gonna jerk off with or without her listening. But she didn't hang up. "I've got it out now... it's very hard for you."

"I see..." she said, sounding breathless, clearly being careful about what she said. "Are you... going to take the next step now?"

"I am," I said, "I'm stroking my cock right now. Start talking to me so I can hear your voice... it doesn't matter what you say...."

"Oh God," she said softly, and then she began to talk to me randomly about the device I'd called about in the first place, slipping sly sexual references in here and there.

This went on for a while as I told her frankly what I was doing in detail, and she pretended to be talking about tech support. Soon enough I was ready to blow, and told her so, and she said something like, "OK... go ahead and give it a try and tell me how it goes...."

I came hard grunting softly but being careful not to be too loud so the person in the next cubicle wouldn't hear me over her phone, and then when my head cleared I laughed at myself for making such a mess, and she giggled and said something like, "well, it seems like everything worked."

I thanked her, and she said, "no, thank you, sir. It was a PLEASURE doing business with you. But I do need to go now... I think I actually need a break right away."

I laughed and said, "to run to the ladies room and get yourself off now?"

"Yes, of course," she said with an audible grin. "Gotta go. You have a wonderful day, sir, and thanks for choosing (company name redacted to protect the guilty). I appreciated your business."

Ever since then, I sometimes try to draw a sexy sounding customer service girl into a little free phone sex. You'd be surprised how many go for it. And sometimes I don't even tell them, and just jerk off while we talk in secret - which is hot too. Especially when the you know the gal on the other end but couldn't tell her. The one exception is a woman I know (can't say here who) that knows about my penchant for masturbating while talking on the phone, and she thinks it's cute. We agreed once long ago that she would love it if I did it whenever we talk, and whenever we do I do if I have the privacy. I always tell her, and she says things like "enjoy yourself" and "let me know when you're gonna cum", and every so often will ask me how far along I am, and will answer questions like "what are you wearing" etc. She's good about giving me mental pictures too... But this is interspersed with regular conversation.

Topic: How do men feel about red headed women?
Posted: 09 Mar 2012 11:37

I find redheads especially beautiful. Blondes, brunettes, even rainbow dye jobs have their merits and there are great beauties among all tresses, but something about redheads, especially a pale skinned, freckled beauty with long curly or way red or even orange hair.... I'm helpless against the appeal.

Topic: bi or gay males
Posted: 09 Mar 2012 11:34

I'm passively bi.... I rarely hear of other guys who are. What's it mean? Well, I've no interest in being fucked in the ass, but I wouldn't mind too much if a bi guy wanted to suck my cock. Likewise, if his ass wasn't too hairy and mannish, I might be willing to bugger him. And I might be willing to suck his cock if I was in just the right mood, and I thought very highly of him, and his cock was very clean. And I would like the chance to do what I just described with a tranny or pretty cross dresser even more than just another guy. The closest I ever came to gay sex though, was when I masturbated with another guy and we just touched our cock heads together briefly as a quick little experiment. Also, I did really enjoy the feeling of another man's cock sliding against mine when we double penetrated the same woman vaginally at the same time - that was an intense experience. Very Reality Bites....

I think of myself as 95% straight, 5% bi-curious.

Topic: Honest who has seen a 12 inch penis?
Posted: 16 Dec 2010 10:43

Reading my comments over I realized I forgot to mention that the sisters we had our afternoon tryst with in the hotel a good 20 years ago were age 18 and 19, and like us the 18 year old was there to scout out the local college - at which the older sister was already a student.

Probably an important detail...

Topic: Honest who has seen a 12 inch penis?
Posted: 16 Dec 2010 10:40

My best friend has a 12 inch cock, and I mean exactly 12 inches. How do I know? Well, we used to jerk off to pornos back in the day (there was no internet porn back then, you had to rent it on tape, and his parents didn't care - mine did). I knew he was big, like damn near twice mine, but until one day a girlfriend of his (while he was in college) measured it and actually marked it off with the 12 inch marks, and showed it around the room to a bunch of laughing drunks, myself included, I never knew it was exactly 12 inches long. That guy has a ruler in his pants, LOL...

But, in the years before he got married we discovered something that might be of interest to you all... One afternoon when we were 18 we hooked up with these two sisters in a hotel room (we were staying on our own, they were there with their parents, and supposed to be swimming). We'd met down at the hot tub and each of us guys hit it off with one of the girls, and we talked them into coming to our room with us so we could pair off and play.

We hung up a blanket dividing the room at the girl's insistence, and each paired off on one of the double beds. My girl and I were still making out but my buddy and my girl's sister were gunning their engines and moving things along much more quickly. So, by the time my girl had my cock in her mouth, my buddy was trying to push his monster into his gal.

Needless to say, it wasn't working. She was crying out and going "ow" and "stop" and "hold on" until we heard her order him to pull it out. A minute later, she was on our side of the curtain with tears in her eyes. Of course, the sisters conferred and my more normal or average sized cock standing proudly out shimmering in the one sister's spit didn't escape the other sister's notice, either. And so the girl that had been with my buddy came and took my penis in hand and asked if I would mind opening her up so she could take my friend.

By then my buddy had looked around the curtain and he was nodding to go for it, so we swapped girls, and my "date" for the afternoon went to go play with and suck on my friend's massive manhood to keep him going (which I'm sure she enjoyed, so long as it was just touching and oral) and I proceeded to throw a good fuck into her sister.

The upshot of all this is that when she went back to the other side of the curtain, she was able to take most of my buddy easily, and without complaint. She sure seemed to enjoy it. My girl came back to me and we had a go at it, and when both couples were done we all agreed it was only fair that, now that she too was loosened up by me, she and my buddy should have a go at it since I'd already fucked both sisters. She, too, easily took most of my friend's 12 inches, and enjoyed the ride.

This became a regular thing with us, and we did a lot of double dating (and date sharing) until he met his future wife. She was only a little over 4 feet tall but could easily take a foot in her with room to spare, apparently, and that's good news since it was love at first sight for the both of them - and neither of them even considered bringing anyone else into things. I couldn't be happier for them, by the way... she's like a new extra best friend and we all get along famously.

My point here, for you fellas that have giant cocks your ladies can't handle, is maybe you should team up with a wing-man. Or, maybe ladies playing with a dildo beforehand might help you...

Best of luck to all finding partners who enjoy whatever you're endowed with, and ladies, if you like 'em sized 7 inches or so, slide on over and say hello.... ;)

Topic: Calling all men, Lush needs you...
Posted: 16 Dec 2010 09:54

You know, I'd gladly do some recording and I've been told I have a sexy voice... but the thing is I think there's already too much of the same voices over and over in the audio stories section.

No offense to whomever the woman is who does most of the reading of the stories I've heard, but as something of an audiophile when it comes to female voices, I'd like to hear a VARIETY of sexy female voices, not the same one over and over again.... And I know there are lots more audiophiles out there with an appreciation for a VARIETY of sexy voices of both genders.

Look, I mean, the effort is appreciated... but the same voice just gets... boring . I'm sorry to say.

And the thing is, I think the ladies would get bored too, hearing MY voice, or ANY one guy's voice, over and over again. Even if it is a nice, sexy voice (they'd have to be the judges of that)... Not only that, but I think the readers themselves get bored with it. Again, I hate to be critical and hurt anyone's feelings, but the readings of some of these stories has seemed pretty rote, the style pretty monotone - especially at first. I'd hate to reach the point were I was bored with reading the stories....

Plus, you know, my voice is a mature man's voice. I sounded a lot different in my 20's than I do now. There are some vocal parts that my voice just doesn't fit ... Take, for example the woman reading the majority of the stories I've heard. Again, I really don't mean to hurt her feelings, but being realistic and honest, her voice is a mature voice. A sexy mature voice, but a mature one all the same . So when she reads the part of a much younger gal in first person, well, it just breaks the spell. And if I'm supposed to be reading the story of some college boy, well, that might not work out quite right for the listener...

Now, one more gripe... Why aren't more AUTHORS recording their OWN stories? I mean, at first I often clicked on a story from a new author I haven't heard before excited to see what she sounds like, only to be disappointed to hear that same old voice AGAIN. Now, I don't get my hopes up... In the case of an author reading their own stories I don't care if their voice doesn't fit the protagonist's part... It's just cool to hear the author read their own story.... The site needs much more of that.

That's my 2 cents....

Topic: How does if feel if you dont cum for a long time?
Posted: 21 Jun 2010 22:42

Rocco... With all due respect, just because it doesn't cause YOU discomfort, doesn't mean it doesn't cause any of us discomfort. Not all men are the same - we're talking about plumbing here, you know.

That said I agree with you that some men do use this to pressure women to give them some sex of one sort or another, and shame on them for that. Especially when they're like you, Rocco, and don't even have the problem. Which is why I always told my little sisters that if some guy pulls that on her to tell him to go jerk off like he normally does and leave her alone.

Topic: If you could, would you do it?
Posted: 21 Jun 2010 22:34

Here is my answer:


Topic: Who can turn me on in 100 words or less? STORY CHALLENGE
Posted: 12 Jun 2010 23:23

Centuries of love and lust, of wanton revelry. Every day lived even when it was killing time. And at last, thirst slaked, they'd had their fill. And so the sunrise, at last, was near. Morning dew on the grass created a cool cocoon for the bare flesh in the rising light, still harmless for a few moments more. And they lay urgently pressed upon, into, around each other. Then, finally, release came, and they lay gazing into each other's eyes in the clear, bright light of dawn, until at last, final release was theirs again. Ashes on the wind.

Topic: Twitter Writing Challenge: 140 characters of sexyness
Posted: 12 Jun 2010 23:10

Love. Sweat beaded on flesh, soft flesh pressed on hard flesh pressed deeply into soft flesh, desperate urgent motion, pressure building!

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Twice In A Lifetime Ch. 01

Author's note: Unlike my previous stories, this is a true story - about a night in my life I will be lucky if I never forget. Enjoy! I was a senior in High School and just recently 18 years old, on concert choir trip. Now, I'd first taken choir years before when I was in middle school for an easy grade, and I'd stuck with it all those years for three reasons; first, it was an easy grade...

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