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To my darling husband,Before you return from your overseas trip I justwant to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick uptruck when I turned into the driveway.Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway Iaccidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a haltwhen it bumped into your car.I am really sorry, but I know with yourkind-hearted personality you will forgive me.You know how much I loveyou and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. Icannot wait to hold you in my arms again.Your loving wife.P.S. Your girlfriend called. http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/8499/carwreckkp3.jpg
Looks good - but hard to navigate I found.
I heard that about 20 years ago...still, made me smile!
"Because I said so" - lol - I must have heard that a thousand times if not more in my informative years!
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Here's a guide to writing bad poetry - <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/help.gif" alt="help"> I like this guy's writing too - v funny: http://reallybadpoetry.livejournal.com/
Be careful folks! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/sex.gif" alt="sex"> Extreme sex is especially popular among young people. They are usually eager to experience some new feelings and emotions. Anna and Sergey, a young couple from Yekaterinburg region wasn’t an exception. Having started their sexual life they bought a book of Kamasutra and began trying different poses without thinking about possible consequences. “Sergey was an extremely passionate lover and we could spend the whole day and night in our bed trying new poses”, Anna said.One night Sergey pinned Anna’s legs to her breasts like it was drawn in the book but at the most important moment they heard the sound of crackling bones, and the girl felt an awful pain in her left leg. However, they didn’t pay much attention to the injury and went on enjoying the process. “The pain was becoming sharper and sharper, but Sergey was feeling much more comfortable because I couldn’t make a move. Then my leg swelled and hurt me so much that I couldn’t even sit down. So we had to call an ambulance”, says Anna. Anna was taken to the nearest hospital where medics determined that she had a very serious hip dislocation. The doctors tried to set a dislocated joint but they failed.The victim of extreme sex had to be hospitalized at the Medical Research Institute of Yekaterinburg where after a long and difficult operation surgeons managed to help the girl.Now Anna feels much better. She is just a bit lame. She forgave Sergey for his Kamasutra activities, and they live happily together now.
ohmy - that's true love for you...http://www.funreports.com/fun/23-01-2007/1478-giving_birth-0 Giving birth is hard labor. It is usually doctors who decide when it is the best time to give birth to a child. However Chicago school teacher Colleen Pavelka chose to have the birth of the second child induced a few days earlier to let her husband attend Sunday's NFC Championship showdown between the Bears and the New Orleans Saints Chicago school teacher Colleen Pavelka knows how much her husband loves the Bears. Apparently, she loves him even more. Colleen chose to have the birth of their second child induced a few days early so Mark Pavelka could attend Sunday's NFC Championship showdown between the Bears and the New Orleans Saints. The baby was due Monday. But when Colleen went in for an appointment Friday afternoon, her doctors told her she could opt for an early delivery. She decided to do so. After nearly six hours of labor, 8-pound, 9-ounce Mark Patrick Pavelka was born Friday night, the AP reports. Colleen Pavelka plans to catch the game on the plasma screen TV in her hospital room, while baby Mark Patrick is bundled up in the Bears receiving blanket his grandmother bought him for Christmas.
I baby sit a young boy named Charlie, whose mom is a single mother and works three jobs. Because Mel worked three jobs, I was over there often and it was often confusing when I was working and for how long. One night I got confused and came over, only to be told that Charlie was at a friend's house and that she had told me that last week. Well I had completely forgot! Mel wasn't about to let...
Added 02 Feb 2007 | Category Bisexual
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I’m Sonya, a white slut housewife with a cuck hubby and an insatiable appetite for big cocks and mass quantities of hot cum filling all of my orifices. I’ve decided to share my latest experience with all of you since I’m too fucking sore to do anything else!! It began Friday night when I was escorted to my hubbies friends bachelor party to be the evenings entertainment for the men. Now I...
Added 23 Jan 2007 | Category Wife Lovers
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