About lanne


I won't give you my email, my number, and/or my location. What happens on Lush stays here on Lush. I am a self-proclaimed funny person (online message me anytime) and I will respect you if you respect me. Btw, I am usually on my phone, so chat boxes won't work. Have a nice day!

Ianne Li
Relationship Status:
Ba Sing Se
Local Time:
23 Jun 2018 22:03
I am a swimmer, an amateur Muay Thai boxer, an illegal drag racer, a chef, a guitarist, a violinist, a pianist and a drummer.
Favorite Books:
Robert Langdon series, Harry Potter series, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Mitch Rapp series, Animorphs series, The Shining, Stephen King's books
Favorite Authors:
Stephen King, Dan Brown, J.K. Rowling, Vince Flynn, K.A. Applegate, John Grisham
Favorite Movies:
X-Men series
Favorite Music:
My Chemical Romance, Jason Mraz, Simple Plan, Black Eyed Peas, Faber Drive, Dear Juliet, Maroon 5, Aerosmith, Green Day, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Kamikazee, PNE, Augustana, The Click Five, Cueshe, A Rocket to the Moon, Debussy, Beethoven, Pachelbel, Bach


Date Joined:
04 Jan 2014
Last Visit:
20 Sep 2015 (1007 days ago)
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Topic: Ask the person below you any question
Posted: 31 Jan 2015 04:42

being inactive for a year. :D

mopeds or motorcycles?

Topic: The person below me is...
Posted: 18 May 2014 23:43

as you can see, I don't even have one :D

TPBM is hungry

Topic: Scoring a 1?
Posted: 18 May 2014 23:21

all right, I'm not paying attention anymore too. hahaha

Topic: Guilty or Innocent.
Posted: 18 May 2014 22:45


have you ever been so lazy you refused to take a bath for a week?

Topic: Scoring a 1?
Posted: 18 May 2014 21:59

Just wondering. Why do some people score a 1 on a story/poem that's gotten you mostly positive feedback but when you message them to understand why they did it, they delete their account and cease to exist? Yes, I am slightly butthurt, insulted and exasperatedly amused. xD

Topic: The person below me is...
Posted: 15 May 2014 07:32

read Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, didn't much like it, more like meehh

TPBM knows an annoying Asian who spams the peace sign and generally tries to always look cute

Topic: The little questions.
Posted: 15 May 2014 07:25

1. Of course, I am a lez after all. hahaha
2. Nah, I normally stay away from places that resound with the moans of sexual bliss.
3. Yes.


1. Ever been to Southeast Asia?
2. Ever eaten chocolate-covered crickets?
3. Do you know what "balut" is?

Topic: Picnic fun
Posted: 15 May 2014 06:27

roast beef

Topic: The little questions.
Posted: 15 May 2014 05:44

1. Trying to write a story (and failing..I guessXD)
2. I don't, but seeing as I'm a horny teenager I would if given the chance.
3. This is the only site with realistic stories, so that clinched it for me.


1. Do you believe in God?
2. Do you believe orange and strawberry juices SHOULD be mixed?
3. Would you try orange+strawberry juice if it ever was mixed?

Topic: The person below me is...
Posted: 14 May 2014 11:15

yessssss... all the oreos would be mine.

TPBM knows how to make cheese

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Stories Published By lanne All Stories »

In Silence

She is a poem  One you'd expect to be Rhyme and meter;  The usual poetry. But alas! She is wild Untamed, fiery And I am loving her In silence As I shall always be....

Added 21 Feb 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,073 | 3 Comments

Sous le charme

I could make a poem, But words aren’t enough. To describe your beauty, baby, I’d need a lot of stuff. Finest dark brown chocolates, For your lovely eyes. Though it barely does them justice, To have me satisfied. Hair as black as raven’s wing, On your winsome head. It wreaks havoc on my imagination, Especially when I’m in bed. That smile of yours, though, Is perfection...

Added 14 May 2014 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.2 | Views 961 | 3 Comments

Daylight Comes, I'll Have To Go 3

Justin I sat in my car, feeling numb. Yeah sure, I know Ina doesn't give a damn about me anymore. But she should have had the decency not to fuck my twin brother, shouldn't she? I felt like someone clawed a hole in my chest. I pressed my forehead against the wheel, trying to figure out a way to breathe. Tears slid down my nose, finally dropping on my dress. When I got home I took a shower...

Added 10 Jan 2014 | Category Lesbian | Votes 1 | Avg Score 4 | Views 4,326 | 1 Comment

Daylight Comes, I'll Have To Go 2

Ina "Hey, beautiful!" someone wolf-whistled. I didn't look up. The call came from the congregation of guys in ill-fitting suits by the door. Unfortunately, that was the only entrance to the convention hall the school rented out for the night. It was prom. Hence the gorillas in the suits. I walked faster, wanting to get it over with. The guys were probably seniors. Football jocks. Jerks. I...

Added 08 Jan 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 3,127 | 3 Comments

Daylight comes, I'll have to go

"I'm glad you're here. My parents and sisters are out this night and you know how much I hate to be alone," she smiled, looking at Kay, but not at me. Of course she isn't happy to have me here. Who would be, if your ex-girlfriend of two years was suddenly invited to your sleepover by your best friend who conveniently forgot to tell you until the last minute? "What about Justin, Ina?...

Added 04 Jan 2014 | Category Lesbian | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,488 | 2 Comments

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