About laoshi1000


Inspired by my love of all things Chinese, by real experiences, and embellished by pure flights of imagination, the character of the woman in these stories is a composite of three women who once touched my life.

Currently in China, Canada


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Topic: Circumcised or Uncircumcised? Do you have a preference?
Posted: 03 Jul 2010 18:10

Here’s one for you all to ponder upon.

How about the opportunity to try the same cock both intact and cut?

My ex had the opportunity to compare since I had the surgery at age 36! (Let’s just say that I grew out of my “clothes”… My foreskin could no longer stretch enough when I became hard and it was painful.)

My ex missed playing hide and seek with my cock-head after the surgery and the sensitivity of my cock was incredible for many months afterwards.

However, she appreciated that I was no longer distracted by the discomfort and could focus on our pleasure. She said that she could feel the knob of my prick much more as I entered her since it was now clearly defined.

I like my cock as it is now. As the sensitivity decreased, so my staying power increased.

And no complaints from my partners either before or after the snipping.

Topic: Boobs - Can you answer honestly?
Posted: 28 May 2010 18:22

If we men had boobs, we'd be playing with them all day and never get any work done...

Topic: Why is Canada better than the USA?
Posted: 27 May 2010 18:08

I'm a Canadian and very proud to say it...

I am also a child of the world. That's why I love my city (Toronto). Toronto has embraced so many diverse cultures that I can walk down the street, and, in ten blocks experience 10 different cultures.

I have the world at my doorstep and, although I do travel, I wouldn't change it for anything!

Topic: Would modern marriage work better as a term lease?
Posted: 27 May 2010 09:03

If I signed the lease, would I be the leasee? Or the leasor?

And, when the lease expires, would there be a buy back clause payable by her mother?

Topic: Females with accents?
Posted: 28 Apr 2010 17:46

I love accents. But, I teach English in China and it has been a long time since I heard English spoken without an accent. It would be good to hear a woman say "Fuck me" in my own Canadian accent.

When a Chinese woman says "fuck me", I have to ask for clarification... "Are you asking me to pass the fork?" Too often the answer to that question is: "Yes, pass me the fork."

Of course, her reply could be sarcasm and she is thinking: "This fuckin' foreigner. Here's his chance to get laid and all he's thinking about is cutlery!"

Topic: Welcome, to the Lush Wine Bar!
Posted: 25 Apr 2010 19:10

I can't find good wine in China! (Sorry, I know that this isn't a whine bar - But I can't find good wine in China!)

Topic: Sexy uniforms to inspire stories / fantasies
Posted: 25 Mar 2010 20:21

How about the classic sailor suit school uniform, or plaid kilt, white blouse and tie? I would post a pic but I can't figure out how to insert the image.. Help?

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Stories Published By laoshi1000 All Stories »

Shanghai, a Camera, and a Blow Job

“Where are you going?” “Shopping.” “Shopping? What do you want to shop for?” “Well, it’s been a while since we bought anything for the ‘tickle trunk’. I thought it would be fun to find something new for me to wear. Besides, I’m in a mood to be a model again.” My grin betrays my pleasure. “May I join you?” In a short time, we are walking down one...

Added 24 Mar 2010 | Category Interracial | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,514 | 3 Comments

Dessert! Laid out on the table…

“It’s time for lunch! Strip off, lie on the table and spread your legs.” “Are you serious?” “I'm gonna have lunch and YOU are the main course!” “Are you serious?” “Strip and lie on the table!” I command. “I'm going to the kitchen to get some things.” “What are you going to get from the kitchen?” “Lie on your back on the table… You’ll see.” In a...

Added 21 Mar 2010 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 10,273 | 2 Comments

Kiss me the way you fucked me

As the door closes, we are enveloped in darkness. You fall into my arms and our mouths are joined. Your tongue hungrily searches for mine. Mine, teasingly, darts in and out of your mouth, playing hide ‘n’ seek with yours. My hands, under your jacket, are warmed by the heat of your skin which radiates from beneath the fabric of your shirt. As my hands travel up your sides, I feel...

Added 01 Mar 2010 | Category Spanking | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 26,471 | 3 Comments

The Voice of God (Chapter 5)

I wake with a start. The sky outside the window is pink with the dawn. The sun has not yet risen. I have not yet adjusted to the time change since arriving in China. You are lying on your side, just as you were when we fell asleep. Your breathing is even, restful. I pull you closer and my body mirrors yours; a spoon within a spoon. My cock wakens and presses against the soft skin...

Added 24 Feb 2010 | Category Interracial | Votes 4 | Avg Score 3.5 | Views 3,928 | 1 Comment

Chapter 4 Your Gift

Shyly you come towards me. Your nightie is red, short, and lacy. A single delicate pearl button between your breasts holds the top closed. Almost sheer, the outline of your nipples creates a shadow darker than your skin; thin straps of red across each shoulder. The shadow of your tummy button is clearly visible. Panties the same colour. My God! This is my gift. My body reacts. I...

Added 23 Feb 2010 | Category Interracial | Votes 5 | Avg Score 3.8 | Views 4,356 | 1 Comment

Lick the Wet

You stir and turn to lie on your side. I move close behind you, my arm across your waist, once again imitating spoons. You murmur words. Indistinct. I ask you to say the words again. You whisper,  “My mouth is dry.” I know this time I must refresh you. There is bottled water across the room. I leave the bed. I leave you alone. I know that I will return and I know that...

Added 22 Feb 2010 | Category Interracial | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,940 | 1 Comment

Are you awake?

The heat in my cock hasn’t diminished and your hand still grips me there. You shift slightly in the bed as if sensing my wakefulness. My arm is still across your shoulder. With your free hand, you guide my fingers to your breast. Your hand over mine you encourage me to explore. Are you awake? Or, are you dreaming? A deep sigh and your body shifts again. You grip me tighter....

Added 20 Feb 2010 | Category Interracial | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,538 | 1 Comment

Heaven Can Wait

Your free hand begins to stroke my chest. Your fingers find a nipple and begin to tease. You know now the effect this will have. You remember.   You raise your head and find my ear with your mouth. You begin to suck the soft flesh and your tongue dances in and out.   My hands are free to roam over your body. Instead, I pull you closer. Your mouth excites me and...

Added 18 Feb 2010 | Category Interracial | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.4 | Views 3,766 | 2 Comments

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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
30 Dec 2011 16:57

Not sure if you check in anymore, but I hope you're well!

23 Dec 2010 09:06

Thanks for the vote!! Hope I'm not making you wince too much with my amateur attempts at self-editing... LOL...
12 Jul 2010 19:07

Thank you for the wonderful comments on my new story! They sincerely made my whole day!
18 Jun 2010 19:28

I miss you!!!!
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