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Topic: How much or little do you need?
Posted: 25 Jun 2016 16:38

I'm a big panty fan, ok, ok, a panty-fetishist, I'll admit that. I love panties and pictures of women in panties. I love the materials, patterns, colors, cuts, etc. and how they accentuate/embellish the female form.

On the question of cuts, I often wonder how you choose panties to:

a) Feel comfortable
b) Look sexy
c) A combination of both

And which cuts you consider the optimal choice... Aside from those days...

Topic: Things You Should Never Hide From Your Partner....
Posted: 22 Apr 2016 14:57

The fact that you're a mass-murderer? I mean, an ex or two buried under the patio isn't such a big deal but if you're responsible for more than that, it could give your partner the impression that you're not too good at relationships.

Topic: Rating stories
Posted: 06 Apr 2016 15:24

My experience has been that for the most part people rate my stories with a 4 or 5, with a short comment about how 'hot' they are or how much that person enjoyed reading them. There are, however, some people who vote my stories down, with a rating of 3 (it's almost always a 3) and very little explanation as to why they didn't enjoy the story as much as everyone else.

Here is the typical profile of the 3-giver:

1) They rarely have an avatar, preferring to use the default male/female white shape on a red background.
2) They either joined Lush 3-5 years ago and haven't read / voted on any previous stories, or they joined Lush recently and haven't voted on any previous stories.
3) They have no friends or only a very few friends.
4) They have not written any stories, or have written just a couple of stories for which they have an average score of 4 or below.
5) They have not participated or have rarely participated in the forums.
6) Their profile is barely completed, with no images, no galleries...
7) They often pop up to cast their vote when a story is garnering too much attention and getting too many good scores.
8) They cast a vote of 3 with a comment of "undefined" (very often) or a vague comment like "it deserves a solid 3".

I can't say that I have a complete profile of the 3-giver, but I can say that I know for a fact that some people (often authors themselves) have created multiple fake accounts for the sole purpose of voting down other author's stories. Whatever the case, whenever I receive a score of 3 or less, I look firstly at the comment the voter has left and then at their profile. Thus far, in 100% of cases, I can trace it back to one or a combination of the 8 scenarios outlined above. Not all of them are other authors, of course. Sometimes they are simply people who have no clue how to rate a story or who just didn't appreciate what they read. We can't force people to make meaningful comments, although it would be interesting to try.

After having been active for 5 years on Lush, I'm pretty confident I can tell when there's a rat on the loose, and despite having to take the hit for their often spur-of-the-moment voting down of a story that is doing really well, blocking the rogues one by one will eventually lead to more accurate scores and hopefully more insightful comments.

P.S. I don't systematically block people who score my story a 3 or less, but I do evaluate their comments and look at their profile to determine my level of confidence with their feedback.

Topic: "undefined" comments on voted stories
Posted: 30 Sep 2015 01:58

Thanks for the explanation Gav.

Topic: "undefined" comments on voted stories
Posted: 28 Sep 2015 14:21

Thanks Nicola. Indeed, when people delete their account the scores and comments disappear correctly. I've been seeing the "undefined" comment issue ever since I turned on that option at least a few months ago as well as over the past couple of weeks. It has happened several times. The latest one is from someone who posted comments on other people's stories and yet the comment on mine just says undefined. I think there must be some sort of bug (he he, I'm rooting for the Bug Slayer badge <img src="/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4"> ).

If Gav needs more information, I can give him some examples.

Topic: "undefined" comments on voted stories
Posted: 27 Sep 2015 03:19


Every so often, but regularly enough to be a concern, I receive a vote on my stories with the comment "undefined". At first I thought that people were circumventing the need to comment when voting by entering that word. However, seeing as it is consistently the same word and always in lower case, I have come to believe that there is something wrong with the option to force readers to comment when voting. Either their comments are being dropped, or there is a way to avoid commenting altogether. Please could you let me know why this is happening?



Topic: Trouble posting my ebook here on lush
Posted: 25 Aug 2015 13:33

I have updated the amazon page parser so hopefully it will successfully add your eBook now.

It works perfectly now. Thanks very much Gav.

Topic: Is there another story category you'd like to have on Lush?
Posted: 28 Jul 2015 16:18

Self-sucking transsexual lesbian dwarves. They're hot!

Topic: Trouble posting my ebook here on lush
Posted: 18 Jul 2015 01:10

OK, thanks. I'll wait patiently. :)

Topic: Trouble posting my ebook here on lush
Posted: 17 Jul 2015 01:43

Just wondering if there's any update on this... I tried again today and I'm still getting the same result.

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Stories Published By LarsKaiden All Stories »

Lolita Seduction at Work

"Come and play," you say. "Soon, I need to finish." You pout and flutter your eyelids Your grin is decidedly impish Sitting on the bed, you play with your hair You look hot in ribbons and bows With a short white nightie and ankle socks Kneeling before me, a delightful pose "Just five more minutes," I say. "Five is simply too many!" I watch you slip your hand in your panties You play, but...

Added 26 Oct 2016 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,943 | 3 Comments

Cautiously Confident Exposure

Rufina sits by the window In schoolgirl attire A man’s desire Her plaid skirt hitched Legs apart White panties showing A fragment of art Twiddling her hair  With a vacant stare Her Japanese bow Draws attention To her innocence and insolence The vixen's vying a mention For men of means and girls of want The exchange is an introduction She knows her price He knows the cost In fair...

Added 22 Oct 2016 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,130 | 6 Comments

Jeff's Mom

I was feeling quite hot after cycling the twenty miles to Jeff’s house. Since his family had moved to another village, we didn’t see each other as often. I was looking forward to hanging out with him. We had a similar taste in music and sport, so there was always plenty to talk about. I parked my bike around the side of the house before ringing the front doorbell. Mrs. Kirby, Jeff’s mom,...

Added 25 Sep 2016 | Category MILF | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 83,845 | 22 Comments

Falling for Zak

I hadn’t noticed the time, and I’d missed the last train home. The student party was fun, but I was in a bit of a panic not knowing what to do. People were leaving, and the crowd was thinning out. If it had gone on for several more hours, I would have stayed there and taken the first train in the morning, but that didn’t look likely. The hostess was already clearing up. I figured she’d...

Added 23 Sep 2016 | Category Crossdressing | Votes 17 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,531 | 24 Comments

Mutual Reflections

Her smile looks innocent enough Until you lean in closer See the reflection in her eyes Mirroring your wanton self Drawing away slowly and shyly She turns her head slightly Her gaze still fixed and intent Knowing that you will follow Her buttocks swaying gently She ascends the wooden staircase Pulling you like a puppet Without even needing strings The trail of perfume in the air Drifts...

Added 13 Sep 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,059 | 4 Comments

Made Maryanne - Part 2

When I woke up the following morning, I immediately became aware of the situation. It was difficult not to notice the pretty white cotton and lace nor the fact that I was wearing it. I quickly recalled the events of the previous night, feeling ashamed at having been caught masturbating. I knew that Beatrice somehow wanted to make a point by telling me to wear her nightdress, but I had no...

Added 19 Jul 2016 | Category Crossdressing | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 9,005 | 11 Comments

Made Maryanne

It was 3 am. I was busy whacking myself off in the bathroom when Beatrice caught me. She and I had only been together for a few weeks when I started taking a special interest in her underwear. I loved the smell of her wet pussy, combined with the cozy softness of the cotton panty gusset pressed against my nose. Wearing one pair, feeling the delicate material clinging tightly to my ass, I held...

Added 17 Jul 2016 | Category Crossdressing | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.73 | Views 11,164 | 17 Comments


It was late by the time I got to the gym. The parking lot was half-empty and the last few patrons were already trickling out. Still, according to my heavy schedule, I had a short half-hour to exercise. I hoped that I wouldn’t be turned away. I’d only signed up for the trial a couple of weeks previously and this was my first time there since I’d moved into town. The receptionist warned me that...

Added 25 Jun 2016 | Category Gay Male | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 10,098 | 17 Comments

My Wife the Tease - Part 2

It had been almost six months since the ‘Ollie’ incident. I had been overly jealous at my wife, Val, for having flirted with an Australian jet-ski instructor during our vacation. The truth of the matter was that it turned me on to know that other men were vying for her attention. It was even more exciting to know that despite her overtly flirtatious nature, Val was faithful to me. Since then,...

Added 01 Jun 2016 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 18,546 | 19 Comments

The Boss's Office

“I need to talk to you,” said Jessica in her typical commanding tone. Tensions had been high for the past couple of weeks. I wasn’t going to let a junior secretary tell me how to do my job, and she wasn’t letting go of her alleged senior role while our boss, Harry, was out on sick leave. Jessica was only twenty-three, with less than a year’s experience in corporate finance; whereas I had been...

Added 23 Apr 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 10,039 | 16 Comments

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