About Lauradj


Purveyor of bad porn writing, coffee enthusiast, tea drinker, vintage vixen, part-time pinup, full-time teacher, music and art lover, wine hag, avid reader, buxom brunette, insatiable, jazzy cool cat, bright young thing, First Lady of New Zealand. Hell yeah.

(I always appreciate pictures and photos that are left on my profile page but please keep them tasteful. Hardcore pornography will be deleted.)

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Aotearoa, New Zealand
Local Time:
22 Sep 2018 13:23
I'm into all things vintage; pin-ups, dresses and clothing, makeup and hair. History, writing, reading, cooking, coffee, wine, science, learning, art, sarcasm.
Favorite Books:
I'll read all sorts of books.
Favorite Authors:
Elizabeth Chadwick, Stephen King, Oscar Wilde, Marquis de Sade, George Orwell, Anya Seton, Robert Frost, William Golding, Sun Tzu, Philippa Gregory, Sharon Penman, Agatha Christie, Byron, H.P Lovecraft, Virginia Woolf, Thomas Hardy, William Wilkie Collins, Edgar Allen Poe, Louis L'Amour.
Favorite Movies:
Anything by Quentin Tarantino and anything of Stephen King's that has been adapted into a film. Historical films, documentaries, drama, thrillers, suspense.
Favourite TV Shows:
Don't really watch TV.
Favorite Music:
I'll listen to just about anything.


Date Joined:
17 Oct 2014
Last Visit:
21 Sep 2018
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Latest Forum Posts More forum posts »

Topic: Text message from rental car agent.
Posted: 20 Sep 2018 17:25

Text the number back and ask for titty pics just to see what happens.

Topic: Cigars
Posted: 20 Sep 2018 17:23

Nah fam, I'm a non smoker. If a guy I date smokes, fine by me, but I myself do not smoke.

Topic: Sexy Beach Pictures
Posted: 20 Sep 2018 17:20


Topic: Perfect Pinups
Posted: 20 Sep 2018 16:59


Topic: Perfect Pinups
Posted: 19 Sep 2018 23:48


Topic: They're not worthy!
Posted: 15 Sep 2018 23:51

Yeah I go around breaking up relationships all the time. I'm a home wrecker, that's my edge. It's my hobby to break people up. You had best fucking watch your back, man, you're next on my list. I'm gonna break you the fuck up.

Topic: Racy Red
Posted: 15 Sep 2018 23:47


Topic: Perfect Pinups
Posted: 15 Sep 2018 23:40


Topic: Perfect Pinups
Posted: 15 Sep 2018 23:35


Topic: What's your mental illness?
Posted: 11 Sep 2018 01:54

I have stress-related anxiety. It comes and goes throughout my life; I'm not anxious or worried all the time; mostly I'm carefree and I just do what I gotta do. I'm also generally really happy and confident and not some miserable sad sack. My anxiety stems from some incidents that happened in my childhood and teenage years. Recently it's been really bad because of the work situation I was in and my mistreatment from managers in my company and higher-ups. But, I along with now 17 other people have left the company. Taking medication regularly is not my idea of fun, but it my anxiety now is manageable.

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Stories Published By Lauradj All Stories »

Audio Story Recommended Read Used

Her lipstick was artfully smudged, the pink hue softening the further it went onto her cheek, mixing in with the face makeup she wore. So smudged and messy was her makeup, that I could not tell where the lipstick ended and the foundation and blush began, it was a streaky mess, proof in my mind of a job well done. Her eye makeup too was messy looking and ruined. Around her inner lash...

Added 17 May 2017 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 51 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 15,959 | 51 Comments

I See Red

Vermillion faded lips, tracing kiss marks on the body Stiff nipples jutting proudly from a pale breast Long, thin scratches, clawed down the back Well used and rested, the limp cock sits against a muscular thigh Sweaty bodies lay in the orgasmic aftermath Long, sweet-smelling hair tangled around her shoulders New, red bite marks bruise the tender flesh Passionate and powerful coupling clings...

Added 26 Feb 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 42 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 958 | 42 Comments


“Tell me what you feel,” he instructed her. She inhaled and then exhaled slowly, a slight sigh catching on her lips as she let her breath out. She had her left nipple between thumb and forefinger, pinching the taut, pale pink nub. On her delicate wrist was a simple rose gold bracelet, a thin chain of jewelry, gifted from him with the instructions that she wear it whenever they met up. ...

Added 16 Mar 2018 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 4,008 | 11 Comments

If You Really See Eurydice

Stolen kisses beneath the Oak A flash of a breast in the moonlight Tentative touches under the cover of darkness Muted pleasures as we veil ourselves in the forest Aphrodite-like perfection masquerading as Artemis Summer longing turns to Autumn lust Winter’s icy kiss becomes the whispered vows of Spring Libation to Apollo as we unite in a field in full bloom Playing joyful songs as my...

Added 26 Mar 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 45 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,246 | 42 Comments

Audio Story Pania of the reef

Still and silent stream in the midnight dark Resting amongst the flax is the night sky beauty herself Quenching a thirst from the sweet, still waters Winds that whisper vows and carry the faintest of spells Her eyes are deep pools of wintery water Playing in the shallows feels safe, any deeper and you risk drowning An otherworldly beauty emerges from her secret stream Such an ethereal...

Added 15 Jan 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 6,917 | 11 Comments

A Portrait of Lovemaking

Her hair, long, dark and shiny, was spread out on the pillow beneath her head, her pearl studs catching the light as we moved together, a single lamp softly illuminating the midnight darkness. I noted the closed eyes, the lashes fluttering against her pale cheeks and the sound of her soft moans. I inched deeper inside her and saw her eyes flick open, looking at me intently, her pupils...

Added 21 Sep 2017 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 36 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 2,623 | 29 Comments

Baby Girl

"Do you want to know about the dream I had?" she asked enthusiastically.  "Of course I do," he replied.  "I can't remember everything, but I'll try and fill in the blanks." The dream had been a few nights ago, but she was certain it would be easy to determine what would happen from what she did remember and it was obvious what the outcome would be.  "You fill in the blanks, and I'll...

Added 05 Dec 2016 | Category Masturbation | Votes 29 | Avg Score 5 | Views 10,084 | 24 Comments

Boarding School Fun

I came from rather a conservative background, my parents being very strict with me and my two siblings. I grew up in a right-wing environment and my parents always had an opinion on current events and the latest news. Their opinions were very one sided, outdated and old fashioned, considering the times we lived in. A person who was involved in any of the arts, whether that be music, theater...

Added 02 Jul 2016 | Category Lesbian | Votes 39 | Avg Score 5 | Views 40,421 | 25 Comments

Confessions of a housewife - Chapter One

The bank teller smiled at me again today, which sent shivers of longing throughout my body and straight to my pussy, which hasn't been used in so long I am sure cobwebs would have to be blown away. He was being polite I know, but when he smiled at me warmly, I had the sudden image in my mind of us fucking in the bank vault, in a romp that was dirty and ferocious, leaving us both sweaty. ...

Added 28 Nov 2016 | Category Novels | Votes 43 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 8,023 | 31 Comments

Confessions of a housewife - Chapter Two

What I want, more than anything, is to feel a cock sliding in between my lips. I want the whole experience, the whole 'package' as it were. The warmth of the cock, how it slowly gets harder in my mouth until it's standing at full attention, how hard it is yet soft at the same time. Teasing the cock and licking it, taking it slightly further and then retreating some, clamping my lips around...

Added 02 Feb 2017 | Category Novels | Votes 25 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,485 | 14 Comments

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22 Aug 2018 15:21
Hope you had a good birthday x
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22 Aug 2018 11:19


I hope you have the best day ever. Hoping all your birthday wishes come true. Much love and hugs
22 Aug 2018 10:36
22 Aug 2018 07:43

Happy Birthday Laura.
22 Aug 2018 06:56
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