About Lauradj


Purveyor of bad porn writing, coffee enthusiast, tea drinker, vintage vixen, part-time pinup, full-time teacher, music and art lover, avid reader, buxom brunette, insatiable, jazzy cool cat, bright young thing, first Lady of New Zealand. Hell yeah.

(I always appreciate pictures and photos that are left on my profile page but please keep them tasteful. Hardcore pornography will be deleted.)

With my sugar daddy, New Zealand
Local Time:
18 Mar 2018 09:19
I'm into all things vintage; pin-ups, dresses and clothing, makeup and hair. History, writing, reading, cooking, coffee, wine, science, learning, art, sarcasm.
Favorite Books:
I read lots of different novels/poems.
Favorite Authors:
Elizabeth Chadwick, Stephen King, Virgil, Oscar Wilde, Marquis de Sade, George Orwell, Anya Seton, Robert Frost, William Golding, Philippa Gregory, Sharon Penman, Agatha Christie, Byron, Homer, H.P Lovecraft, Virginia Woolf, Thomas Hardy.
Favorite Movies:
Anything by Quentin Tarantino and anything of Stephen King's that has been adapted into a film. Historical films, documentaries, drama, thrillers, suspense.
Favourite TV Shows:
Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Lastweek Tonight, Six o'clock news.
Favorite Music:
I'll listen to just about anything.


Date Joined:
17 Oct 2014
Last Visit:
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Topic: Perfect Pinups
Posted: 17 Mar 2018 02:05


Topic: Alphabet Songs (A-Z)
Posted: 17 Mar 2018 00:35

Edge of the world - Faith No More

Topic: Forum Game: Twin Word Link
Posted: 17 Mar 2018 00:33



Topic: Time to celebrate the birthday of RumpleForeskin on the 17th of March
Posted: 17 Mar 2018 00:23


Topic: Realism in erotica
Posted: 16 Mar 2018 13:11

-- actually finding pleasure in sucking a penis to the point of seeking this activity out above their own pleasure;

Could not the same question be asked for people who enjoy going down on a gal and eating pussy? The guy I'm with seems to enjoy it and seeks it out above his own pleasure sometimes. It even brings him pleasure, you know.

Topic: Opposite Word Game
Posted: 16 Mar 2018 13:06


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Mar 2018 02:29

So like, has anyone organized the annual St Patrick's Day fun and games? Or is it up to me to think of something to occupy ourselves with? Because it may be a blood bath or a fight to the death, you know. But, cheer up lads, because chicks dig scars!

One thing that is definite is the St Paddy's Day wet t-shirt contest. My name is already on the sign-up sheet, emblazoned at the top. I also need judges, so if you're interested in drinking Guinness or green cocktails and staring at tatas, then please dedicate your services for the afternoon. To keep it themed, the entrants will be wearing pale green t-shirts.

Topic: The Word Above
Posted: 16 Mar 2018 02:18



Topic: Opposite Word Game
Posted: 16 Mar 2018 02:03


Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 16 Mar 2018 02:01

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Ornate/chandelier earrings

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“Tell me what you feel,” he instructed her. She inhaled and then exhaled slowly, a slight sigh catching on her lips as she let her breath out. She had her left nipple between thumb and forefinger, pinching the taut, pale pink nub. On her delicate wrist was a simple rose gold bracelet, a thin chain of jewelry, gifted from him with the instructions that she wear it whenever they met up. ...

Added 16 Mar 2018 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 1,183 | 3 Comments

I See Red

Vermillion faded lips, tracing kiss marks on the body Stiff nipples jutting proudly from a pale breast Long, thin scratches, clawed down the back Well used and rested, the limp cock sits against a muscular thigh Sweaty bodies lay in the orgasmic aftermath Long, sweet-smelling hair tangled around her shoulders New, red bite marks bruise the tender flesh Passionate and powerful coupling clings...

Added 26 Feb 2018 | Category Erotic Poems

Audio Story Pania of the reef

Still and silent stream in the midnight dark Resting amongst the flax is the night sky beauty herself Quenching a thirst from the sweet, still waters Winds that whisper vows and carry the faintest of spells Her eyes are deep pools of wintery water Playing in the shallows feels safe, any deeper and you risk drowning An otherworldly beauty emerges from her secret stream Such an ethereal...

Added 15 Jan 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 2,880 | 11 Comments

Audio Story Recommended Read Used

Her lipstick was artfully smudged, the pink hue softening the further it went onto her cheek, mixing in with the face makeup she wore. So smudged and messy was her makeup, that I could not tell where the lipstick ended and the foundation and blush began, it was a streaky mess, proof in my mind of a job well done. Her eye makeup too was messy looking and ruined. Around her inner lash...

Added 17 May 2017 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 50 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 11,126 | 49 Comments

If You Really See Eurydice

Stolen kisses beneath the Oak A flash of a breast in the moonlight Tentative touches under the cover of darkness Muted pleasures as we veil ourselves in the forest Aphrodite-like perfection masquerading as Artemis Summer longing turns to Autumn lust Winter’s icy kiss becomes the whispered vows of Spring Libation to Apollo as we unite in a field in full bloom Playing joyful songs as my...

Added 26 Mar 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 45 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,951 | 42 Comments

A Portrait of Lovemaking

Her hair, long, dark and shiny, was spread out on the pillow beneath her head, her pearl studs catching the light as we moved together, a single lamp softly illuminating the midnight darkness. I noted the closed eyes, the lashes fluttering against her pale cheeks and the sound of her soft moans. I inched deeper inside her and saw her eyes flick open, looking at me intently, her pupils...

Added 21 Sep 2017 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 37 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 2,281 | 29 Comments

Baby Girl

"Do you want to know about the dream I had?" she asked enthusiastically.  "Of course I do," he replied.  "I can't remember everything, but I'll try and fill in the blanks." The dream had been a few nights ago, but she was certain it would be easy to determine what would happen from what she did remember and it was obvious what the outcome would be.  "You fill in the blanks, and I'll...

Added 05 Dec 2016 | Category Masturbation | Votes 26 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,277 | 23 Comments

Boarding School Fun

I came from rather a conservative background, my parents being very strict with me and my two siblings. I grew up in a right-wing environment and my parents always had an opinion on current events and the latest news. Their opinions were very one sided, outdated and old fashioned, considering the times we lived in. A person who was involved in any of the arts, whether that be music, theater...

Added 02 Jul 2016 | Category Lesbian | Votes 38 | Avg Score 5 | Views 35,140 | 25 Comments

Confessions of a housewife - Chapter One

The bank teller smiled at me again today, which sent shivers of longing throughout my body and straight to my pussy, which hasn't been used in so long I am sure cobwebs would have to be blown away. He was being polite I know, but when he smiled at me warmly, I had the sudden image in my mind of us fucking in the bank vault, in a romp that was dirty and ferocious, leaving us both sweaty. ...

Added 28 Nov 2016 | Category Novels | Votes 42 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 7,190 | 31 Comments

Confessions of a housewife - Chapter Two

What I want, more than anything, is to feel a cock sliding in between my lips. I want the whole experience, the whole 'package' as it were. The warmth of the cock, how it slowly gets harder in my mouth until it's standing at full attention, how hard it is yet soft at the same time. Teasing the cock and licking it, taking it slightly further and then retreating some, clamping my lips around...

Added 02 Feb 2017 | Category Novels | Votes 23 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,623 | 14 Comments

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