About laurenak


I'm 28 years old, live in Florida and am an adjunct professor in psychology. I'm 5'9 3/4" tall and skinny with dirty blonde hair.

Lauren K
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Sex, writing, psychology, poetry, beach, fun.
Favorite Authors:
Danielle Steel, Sylvia Plath, Edith Wharton, Stephen King, etc.
Favorite Movies:
Mostly romantic films. I do like some sci-fi but if it is dumb, I will hate it.
Favorite Music:
Mostly Pop and Top 40 and rock from the 80s.


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Topic: What things baffle you about women?
Posted: 21 Jul 2013 19:31

dress sizes- how can there be a zero and negative sizes?

Pretty simple reason. Sizes have gotten bigger. Ex. A size 6 from several years ago is now a 4. Why? Designers wanted to sell more by saying a 4 was a 6. And, because they know we love fitting into a smaller size even if we are lying to ourselves. Hence, size 8 became a 6, 6 became a 4, 4 became a 2, size 0 became a negative 2, and so on.

If you really want to be confused, try figuring out your bra size. Thank God, I'm a 34 large a-cup and don't have wear one. I know a friend that are 32G (something like that) and can't find a 32G and she has to try on a bunch to get a bra that fits. Sofia Vergara bitched about this in an article I read. She's like 32DDD or 32E or something.

Topic: mutual masturbation
Posted: 21 Jul 2013 15:09

I didn't find it awkward. In fact, performing for a lover is a total turn-on and feels submissive. Afterwards, I have to fuck their brains out though. Just have them sit in a chair by the bed and watch, or you watch them. I like to keep eye contact so I can see how it turns them on.

Topic: What's on your sexual bucket list?
Posted: 21 Jul 2013 15:03

Let's see, a torrid, all-weekend threesome with Britney Spears, childhood idol and fav, and Taylor Swift, my new fav.

Topic: when did you masturbate last?
Posted: 20 Jul 2013 19:00

This afternoon for about an hour.

Topic: oral on the phone
Posted: 20 Jul 2013 18:45

Let's see, my ex-gf was eating me when my boss called. He had to repeat himself several times. I've done to ex-gfs and bfs, too. LOL

Topic: Your top 10 celebrities you love to have sex with.
Posted: 20 Jul 2013 13:55

Britney Spears (fan since junior high)
Taylor Swift (tall, leggy, sweet, demure, probably a virgin)
Kate Beckinsale (she's just understated & I bet fun)
Alyssa Milano (long-time fan)
Kate Upton (the best curvy girl on the list, sweet, too)
Rachel McAdams or Olivia Wilde (sweet vs. sultry)
Sarah Palin (bet she's wild)
Shania Twain (bet she's a firecracker in bed)
Diane Lane (classy)
Ivanka Trump (classy)

Topic: Describe yourself in one word
Posted: 20 Jul 2013 13:31


Topic: what is your favorite position?
Posted: 20 Jul 2013 12:48

My ass on a pillow with him deep inside me using my pussy for his pleasure and my legs wrapped around his waist and his hands squeezing my breasts. Sharing breaths, kissing, our hot skin rubbing against each other. As far as for love, that's best for me. Now, if he wants me to milk the cum from his cock, cowgirl. It also lets me watch his expressions, control how long he can go, and he can grope and fondle my breasts. Now, with women, scissors position is best for both us to get off and finish with. However, since I love to please, I'd rather be laying between her legs feasting on her pussy. Same with a guy. Long, sloppy blowjob ending with me swallowing his cum. I love watching the expressions of my lover and knowing they are finding pleasure. I can do either for hours. xoxo

Topic: Is girls masturbating still considered taboo?
Posted: 19 Jul 2013 18:55

Ok I like to masturbate, and I'm a chick. Some people find it really attractive and total normal, and some people think it's taboo. People my age, in their 20's. Do you find it taboo and "dirty" Or totally normal for a women to Nasir ate?

Not at all. It is normal and healthy. I get real pissy without my daily ritual of an hour or so at night and when I first wake up.

Topic: Celebs that are considered HOT to many but not you
Posted: 19 Jul 2013 18:52


Kim Kardashian (and her sisters)
Lady Gaga
Jennifer Aniston
Cameron Diaz
Uma Thurman
Paris Hilton

Kim K is a pig. Cameron Diaz is butt ugly without makeup. So is Lady Gaga. Paris Hilton has a great body though.

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