My favorite trait in a man: An instinctive will to protect and defend his loved ones.A man will impress me if: He loves animals as much as I do.A man will turn me on if: He’s good with his hands.A man will disappoint me if: He can’t handle my career.The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Give me plentiful hugs and kisses.I will not even give you a second look if: You’re a man and you wear your pants tighter than I do.Something stupid men say when they first meet me: “Are your boobs real?”I will sleep with you when: My pussy goes PING!I will never sleep with you if: You have crabs.Don’t you dare: Put it in my butt without asking first.The best date I ever had was: An Arrested Development marathon on the couch.I am the ideal woman because: I’m the perfect combination of slut and saint, sugar and spice!I am not the ideal woman because: I’m not a deaf-mute with triple-F-cup tits.I am the best in the world at: Baking cookies.I need a man who can: Perform cunnilingus like a pro.I think my best physical feature is: My vaginaMen say my best physical feature is: My everythingMy best trait is: I make life exciting and humorous, even in the worst of times.My worst habit is: Playing with my tits in public.I wish more men would: Join my web siteThe key to my heart is: Not easily acquired.Compliment me on: Anything and everything, from my eyes to my toe nails to my pancreas.Pet name for my boobs: Titties, boobies, tetasWhat I love about my boobs: They’re my most expensive possession.When it comes to my body, please do: Touch, kiss, caress, massage and worship everything. Start off gentle, end things rough.When it comes to my body, please do not: Pinch or bite my nipples way too hard. Ouch! Do play with them, but remember they’re sensitive and delicate.Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Good hygiene and generosity are a must.The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: I’d be perfectly comfortable naked in public, if it was for something work-related. Otherwise I prefer to keep things casual and comfy on a normal day.The sexiest thing I will wear in the bedroom: I have a pretty impressive collection of sexy wear—stripper heels, latex, corsets, garters, fishnet, micro bikinis and so on. I love it all, but I feel sexiest in a simple tight tank top, no bra and a comfy thong. Or maybe a little dress with no panties.A superficial thing I am attracted to: A purdy mouthIn my opinion, astrology is: Funny, like the BibleIf you come to my house, don’t criticize: The cat hair. I leave it there for ambiance.The last movie that made me laugh: Despicable MeThe last movie that made me cry: I avoid sad movies, unless the story truly interests me. Animal Planet makes me cry on a regular basis.My philosophy of love: Let it be. Don’t over analyze it.My philosophy of sex: Sex is good, but it would be better if it didn’t exist for breeding purposes.My philosophy of life: I try to remember it’s important to have goals, but to live day to day.I should be on the cover of Playboy because: It’s about Time. It’s about Change.
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