Forum posts made by littlemissbitch

Topic Is my wife Naive?
Posted 16 Sep 2012 10:12



That's what passes for a sly way to find out if you're married. ;)


aww not so sly tho in fact is it? ;)

Topic Is my wife Naive?
Posted 16 Sep 2012 05:24

of course he was flirting with her. I have a pretty truck too and i get that line all the time...usually tho it goes along the lines of "Did your husband buy you that truck?"

Topic Wearing runners/sneakers
Posted 16 Sep 2012 05:23

if im wearing underwear or a swimsuit im usually barefoot. well, im mostly barefooted anyway

Topic If we were all trees...
Posted 16 Sep 2012 05:18

heeeyyy dont bogart that blunt man..pass it here! Regaeman Man

Topic What's the ONE thing you really hate to do?
Posted 16 Sep 2012 05:13

grocery shopping

Topic Kate Middleton Naked
Posted 15 Sep 2012 04:40

I simply don't understand why she should lose her right to privacy. Naive she may be but naivety is no sin whereas the taking of pictures and then publishing them is just plain graceless. The public should refuse to buy the rags that carry such pictures but, as we all know, far too many people will want to see them. Now, I like a nude woman as much as the next lesbian does (lol) but I prefer my pictures to be of volunteers rather than victims.

THATS why she loses her right to privacy.

Topic if you will give a head to your man, will you spit or swallow?
Posted 15 Sep 2012 04:36

if its in your mouth why not swallow it down...? dontknow

im of the camp thought that it doesnt go into my mouth...blech!

Topic How's your relationships going?
Posted 14 Sep 2012 11:18



you will FORGET this person who dumped you when the right one comes along

and u will wonder why u ever gave a flying fig....

well said.

Topic Phrase of the Day
Posted 14 Sep 2012 11:09

Paradigm Shift

Topic Name Sounds That Scare You
Posted 14 Sep 2012 10:31

fire engines still freak me out a little. but the SMELL of wood smoke about does me in! i get clammy and shaky.

Topic New dude on the block so HELLO EVERYONE
Posted 13 Sep 2012 19:27

Wow! Chris get's two thread. Must be a VIP around here!evil4

Well he IS my friend chef! ;)

(snort, kidding)

Topic A big warm lush welcome please...
Posted 13 Sep 2012 19:27



*hugs* if you have any questions or need help, ask any one NOT named Heather, and i'm sure they'll be happy to help :)

im helpful! any time you need a face ripped off sprite, im YOUR girl! :D

Topic A big warm lush welcome please...
Posted 13 Sep 2012 15:13

hi Chris! don't worry, we won't judge you by the friends you keep *giggles*

heyyy now! you know you love me glitter girl! *smacks your ass*

Topic A big warm lush welcome please...
Posted 13 Sep 2012 15:12

Lmaoff I thinks this is the button testing 123 testing

lol there you go man...you got it now :)

Topic A big warm lush welcome please...
Posted 13 Sep 2012 15:11



sometimes you give blondes a bad named... anyway, you're like a redhead, silly woman!

i do. im awful. its my brain thats blonde.

Topic A big warm lush welcome please...
Posted 13 Sep 2012 15:08

umm... his link doesn't work... he didn't delete already, did he? poor guy...

no, im just a total blonde. of course it doesnt work, cuz its me. sigh :(

Topic A big warm lush welcome please...
Posted 13 Sep 2012 15:04

for my real life friend Chris or http://www.lushstories.com/csirgumby.

He's brand new and here because i dragged him knowing he'd simply love it! Hope you all stop by and say hi to him :)

thanks!

~ heather

Topic Initiating Oral Sex ?
Posted 13 Sep 2012 12:37

i guess i really have to pick A as the reason i would initiate oral sex...i tend to get a little aggressive in that area.

Topic Do you like to be solicited for casual sex by strangers in bars?
Posted 13 Sep 2012 12:35

well, its good for a giggle, cuz as if. lol

Topic Sent Messages - Why you no delete
Posted 12 Sep 2012 16:22

awww i did all mine by hand!

Topic Thank you i appreciate your responses.
Posted 12 Sep 2012 07:56

. Does this just sound like a mess Ishouldn't be in?

yes. run honey..run.

Topic Sent Messages - Why you no delete
Posted 12 Sep 2012 04:36

anything YOU say Gav :)

Topic What one thing would draw the opposite sex to you?
Posted 11 Sep 2012 04:25

DAMMIT!!!!! ive already been spending my millions too!

Topic "Black"? Or "African-American"?
Posted 11 Sep 2012 04:19

i had friends from Haiti who were black and did not consider themselves African in anyway and african american bugged them so i say black

Topic What one thing would draw the opposite sex to you?
Posted 10 Sep 2012 19:06

I use bacon... Works like a charm. evil4

http://upload.lushstories.com/667-bacon-bikini.jpg

omg im thinking about creating bacon lube! ;)

Topic What one thing would draw the opposite sex to you?
Posted 10 Sep 2012 16:09

i use Jedi mind tricks.

Topic Fast cummer.. does it really matter?
Posted 10 Sep 2012 04:53

was married to a fast cummer

he HAD the nerve to blame it on me

if he had just once thought of MY needs before his i would have cared not a whit about his speedy release

as long as SHE cums first & often

it is not a problem

i had the same problem

"oh honey ur just so hot" ummm after 23 years....really?

and as for the question....the first go around is like the first pancake, just throw it out and move onto the next one ;)

Topic What are you wearing
Posted 10 Sep 2012 04:15

his sweatshirt :)

Topic Things My Ex Says That Proves I'm Right...About Everything.
Posted 07 Sep 2012 13:25

"ive given it a lot of thought and i decided you and the kids should move back into the house when its done; with the market the way it is we wont make any money off it anyway"

great thinking jackass...thats what i told you 6 months ago when you were screaming for me to get an apartment. god ur a moron. Brick wall

Topic Things My Ex Says That Proves I'm Right...About Everything.
Posted 07 Sep 2012 11:53

All the time my ex says stuff that proves hes an idiot and that I was, in fact, right...maybe not about every single thing, but most things.

for example...

We were standing together talking and he said, "Yes, my wife sent me a link about that"

"You're wife...?" I asked puzzled

"Oops!" he said. "I mean my mother , not my wife. I havent remarried or anything"

Needless to say I burst out laughing and said "SEE! I told you I was your mother while we were married; and now your mother is your wife!" He was not amused ;)


What has YOUR ex said to prove you were right or at the least make you insanely happy they are gone?