Forum posts made by littlemissbitch

Topic Why Are So Many Girls Lesbian or Bisexual?
Posted 07 Sep 2012 09:31

cuz girls are soft and warm and yummy and curvy and pretty and we smell good and we are soft...did i say soft already?

Topic erect penis
Posted 07 Sep 2012 09:05

keep it contained....but alas i am also a bitch..lol lmao @ littlemissbitch...perfect post

thanks blaze...men always forget we dont think like them. the same things dont always turn us on...and some random dude with a hard on for SURE aint it! lmaO!

Topic Would you go see a movie just b/c a girl wanted you to?
Posted 07 Sep 2012 04:45

no thanks

well that was blunt and succinct. now im curious... why?

Topic erect penis
Posted 07 Sep 2012 04:22

i would think "jesus dude, we're at the freaking beach. self control much?"

but im a bitch about things....lol.

Topic Bad Habits
Posted 06 Sep 2012 18:12

i talk with my mouth open all the time...ooops! Embarassed

Topic A WISH
Posted 06 Sep 2012 04:23

i wish i could cut at 90 degree angles.

Topic Waffles vs the world.
Posted 05 Sep 2012 15:07



I have been at BBQs where I actually ask for my hot dog to be lightly burnt on the outside (burnt is key!) and will sit there happily with my hot dog cut into bits, a fork and some maple syrup on the side. It's also a yummy option when you want to avoid bread carbs. And yeah, I know - but sugar doesn't count... happy8


burned yes...we love that sweet caramelization! but syrup on a hot dog...thats a new one to try :)

Topic Waffles vs the world.
Posted 05 Sep 2012 10:06

wow that was a hard one..i love breakfast and all the foods mentioned!

but i chose not really french french toast. i like mine dripping wtih butter and powdered sugar.

and doll...who doesnt love sausage and maple syrup! :D

Topic Man in work is a sissy cross-dresser
Posted 03 Sep 2012 20:45



i've always gotten a kick out of calling you Ms. Bitch too, but then, i don't think you're talking about me, are you...? bootyshake

hehee nope ;) and i dont think anyone would dare call me what he calls me...lol

Topic Man in work is a sissy cross-dresser
Posted 03 Sep 2012 20:26



if you take the post in context with the title, it makes sense, "sissy" is actually meant to be a term of endearment, such as when my Mistress refers to me as... well, terms that, coming from anyone else would be derogatory, but coming from her, they are welcomed and cherished. :)

aww yeah..i have a few like that from a certain person love7

Topic How far can you go on Lush?
Posted 03 Sep 2012 19:58

oh yes i say yes! i have found lasting friendships too :)

Topic Slutty?
Posted 03 Sep 2012 14:28

I was about to date this chick and then I found out through the grape vine that she had sex with a guy one night and then his twin brother the next night? Is that slutty? I called her out on it and she got all fired up about it.

Well....would YOU do twins? just sayn.

Topic I NEED HELP!!!
Posted 03 Sep 2012 14:22

Take her out for a nice meal, make sure you ( pretend to ) listen to her intently,

We know when you do this you know...

and the most important thing, make sure you keep filling her wine glass up more than yours. Then when she's tipsy and you're walking her home, stop somewhere overlooking water (river / canal / sea), and try it on. Chicks love that kind of stuff.

and the rest of this is just stupid. do you even get laid?

Topic circumcised or uncircumcised?
Posted 01 Sep 2012 21:07

double post :) carry on

Topic circumcised or uncircumcised?
Posted 01 Sep 2012 21:07

Do you prefer one or the other - Definitely circumcised!

Do you have any fetishes with uncircumcised - Nope, never fucked uncircumcised before.

Is it gross...if your not into uncircumcised... - I kinda get grossed out, I'm so used to a cut penis. Seeing uncut makes me want to play around and poke it, not fuck it.. Just being honest.

Is it a special turn on when a guy tells you or when you see that he is uncircumcised... - No, not quite. I've given a BJ to an uncut guy and that was as far as it went.

And just any other thoughts on the subject...- Is it just me or does it look like an elephant trunk while flaccid? Lol.

it does look weird at first. but wait to you try it! soooo much fun to play with! im a total convert now ;-)

Topic Happy Birthday, LadyX!
Posted 01 Sep 2012 21:02

Happy Birthday to one of our sharpest and brightest! MUAH!!

xoxox

heather

Topic Full bore bullshit now in the GOP
Posted 01 Sep 2012 10:34

i dont pretend to know really anything about politics but this sounds to me like now they can "stack the deck" when it comes time for delegates to pick a candidate. and what i really dont understand is why theres hardly anyone talking about it and what i REALLY dont get is why he's even being allowed to run after such blatant cheating and the fact that anyone can ignore that and vote for him anyway makes me want to cry and more than a little bit scared.

Topic What would your last meal "Ever" be????
Posted 01 Sep 2012 10:22

cake :)

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 27 Aug 2012 04:16

wow i got deleted by someone i had considered a friend...a friend for several years now...for refusing to cyber with him. wow. glad to know who my friends are. thanks man! thumbs up and right on.

oh and p.s. fuck off

Topic Happy Birthday, Elitfromnorth!
Posted 25 Aug 2012 19:07

happy happy birthday! i do so hope you get another cake!!! :D

Topic What do you think of BDSM?
Posted 25 Aug 2012 19:04

ooooo!! me! me! ill go!! :)

i find it intriguing. but i feel that way about most things i dont really have the mindset for. i can sorta see how being a submissive can be attractive (but i see the submissive as the one with the real power). being possessed or "owned", not having to be in charge or control .. allowing oneself to be taken care of as it were. and then on top of it to have a "Master" there to push your limits of submissiveness ... making you reach farther and farther into yourself without pulling out the safe word..this too i find intriguing.

however, as i said i dont really have the mindset to be a true submissive. sure, in bed i prolly could..maybe ill even put it on my bucket list of things to try. but out of bed...? no. im too controlling, to dominate by nature..

i do skulk around in the BDSM forums tho, checkin you all out :)

Topic Never Chatted and new to the site
Posted 25 Aug 2012 06:13

42 until September and have never been in a chat room or joined a site like this before. Looking forward to checking this out.

Lush was a first for me too..and i hope you have as much fun here as i do :)

Topic Do I stay on Lush?
Posted 25 Aug 2012 05:30

who says its a rule to participate in illicit chat on lush?

i dont, i never really have. i discovered early that cyber is not for me...i get different things from lush :) so i vote STAY and not lose your friends you've made here :)

Topic Threesome with someone you know, good or bad?
Posted 24 Aug 2012 11:34

ive had 3 ways go, well, both ways...lol

i had one with two other women and was really probably the funnest one and we had no problems after but the one i had with my husband and another girl did NOT work out at all and i had to end my friendship with her.

Topic Does it count that you never told a woman you loved her just to fuck her?
Posted 24 Aug 2012 04:52

does it count as what?

like..."hey man! ur awesome you never played on a womans emotions to get laid. real stand up of ya!"

like karmatic brownie points?

Topic Have an opinion?
Posted 23 Aug 2012 20:08

i like it too :)

Topic A question about flag burning.
Posted 23 Aug 2012 11:09

Simple save the flag this country has enough idiots

i really think that anyone who claims that they would leave someone to burn is not only bullshitting you but themselves as well.

Topic A question about flag burning.
Posted 22 Aug 2012 13:19

i dont think its offensive but certainly one of the oddest ive ever read...

i cant imagine if i saw anyone on fire i would not put them out if i had the means...i think it would be an instinctive reaction. and i really think that anyone who claims that they would leave someone to burn is not only bullshitting you but themselves as well.

the one who made that comment on the burning flag picture is a fine candidate for a Darwin Award imo. what a ridiculous notion that someone should die a horrible death for burning a flag. or a Quran or a Bible for that matter

Topic What do you call Soda-Pop?
Posted 22 Aug 2012 08:58

Jest ain't no way in hell am I gonna ask fer nothin' but a dad-gum Coke! Know what I mean? wink

that made me laugh out loud.

Topic What is your pet peeve
Posted 22 Aug 2012 05:40

when chatting online and someone just leaves in the middle of the conversation...um, hello?