About LJDoofus76


I'm a professional woman, 34, single, 34C-22-34, 5'8", 130-ish lbs, nice bubble butt. I like to have recreational sex with friends, acquaintances or strangers under the right cirCUMstances. Not to brag, but I am a great cocksucker and, least not forget, anal is my favorite way of cumming, but before any of that, I need some verbal foreplay.

A Southern girl in all the best ways and I do say, "Y'all" when I forget where I am. Growing up in lots of humidity makes your skin soft and smooth. I have manners, but as the above paragraph implies I am fun behind closed, partially closed or open doors.

Laura Jane Andersen
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Here to chat. If I'm online, I'll probably chat with you unless I have more than two conversations going on at once, that's all the dicks/pussies I want to handle at one time.

I also like to write stories, some from personal experiences, some from my imagination. It's up to you to figure out which is which. I do love cum.
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I have eclectic tastes in music and can listen to anything but traditional C&W.


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Why I Love Sucking Your Cock

Your cock is always glad to see me. When I walk into the room, I see that bulge develop. That alone makes me feel so special. I know you want me - your woman.   Since we met, your passion stick apparently lives in a constant state of semi-erection, which flatters me with its attention. When it slips in my mouth, I am connected to you in a sensual, erotic and physical way. You can feel...

Added 15 Nov 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 34 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,061 | 25 Comments

Nirvana At Last

Once we dove into our oral relationship, it was non-stop oral gratification. We were both running around the house horny as hell. After my dad went to bed, I would usually eat her in the study before going to bed. I made sure she had at least two or three orgasms during the day while she gave me a couple. She was actually begging me to eat her or to let her suck me off. We were like...

Added 26 Oct 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.63 | Views 7,573 | 13 Comments

The Next Few Weeks

I'd been in a euphoric fog all weekend. I'd never had orgasms so strong, long or frequent as my son had given me. I was just going through the motions of living because my mind was thinking about the height of pleasure he provided. I felt so contented. I was really calm about the whole thing, which is totally abhorrent to my personality. I guess it was blissful acceptance. I couldn't find...

Added 17 Sep 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 26 | Avg Score 5 | Views 10,781 | 12 Comments

Another Barrier Broken: His Story

After my meager success with the mom, I began planning an afternoon lunch date at a nice hotel with our room reserved for some fucking afterward.  I took a half-day of vacation and left about eleven to surprise her with a lunch date. When I arrived home, the house was quiet. I heard a noise from the kitchen. When I appeared in the doorway, I must have startled her because she gasped - no...

Added 14 Sep 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 18 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,651 | 10 Comments

Another Barrier Broken

I was taking the breakfast dishes out of the dishwasher when I caught a glimpse of a figure standing the doorway. Fuck! I gasped. My heart was racing. I guess my fight-or-flight adrenaline had kicked in. Thank god, it was only my son. Panting, “What are you doing home this time of day?” I asked. “I’m here to take you to lunch at the best hotel on the bay.” I’m not stupid. I knew what...

Added 13 Sep 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,184 | 15 Comments

Mom, Is That You? - The Lake Cabin

I thought we had a typical family: my husband, two sons and myself. My boys had grown up. One was married now and the other just finished his first year in college. We always tried to make sure there was family time no matter how hectic our schedules were. It was important, but this year it just wasn't going to work out. You see, it was supposed to be our normal July vacation at our Utah...

Added 08 Aug 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 48 | Avg Score 5 | Views 22,223 | 22 Comments

Hold On To Your Panties

After that slap across the face, I figured that was the last of my flings with my mom. I still enjoyed looking at that hot ass of hers and thinking about what might have been. I'd developed a habit of snatching her used panties from the hamper and using them as the catalyst for some great whack-off sessions. Sometimes, I'd wear them over my head with the gusset directly over my nose...

Added 20 Aug 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 39 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 12,152 | 18 Comments

Showing Off For Mom

It was a warm, summer day and we had return from an outing at the beach. After taking showers, we were all relaxing in various states of repose. I was thinking about a cool dinner menu; my husband was asleep in his recliner; my high school daughter was on her phone and my college sophomore son was slumped in the family room easy chair. Since his arrival for summer break, I had noticed that...

Added 19 Jul 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 52 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 24,851 | 30 Comments

The Line Has Been Crossed

Against my better judgment, I accepted a dinner invitation from my son. My husband was working a double shift, and my daughter was spending the weekend with her BFF. As soon as we were seated, he ordered a bottle of wine. We drank a couple of glasses while perusing the menu and another bottle during a delicious dinner. My son is a very good conversationalist. He's very romantic and...

Added 11 Sep 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.64 | Views 10,381 | 14 Comments

Dreaming Of You

It was a bright morning as the California sun streamed through her kitchen windows. She stood gazing out the window over her sink finishing the last few sips of her orange juice. Her elegance was wrapped in a plush, powder blue, terrycloth bathrobe, her dark brown hair draped on her shoulders. A lovelier creature I had never seen. She appeared to be lost in her thoughts and did not hear...

Added 07 Sep 2018 | Category Lesbian | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,183 | 9 Comments

Stories Coauthored By LJDoofus76

Special Day Birthday

I managed to get through college debt-free by working at various clubs, strip clubs if you must know. Being a shapely, good breasts for my size, book smart and outgoing, I developed quite a loyal following of sorts. Some of them are still friends these years later.  One evening, I was working a party in Holby Hills, and I met a woman, who would change my life in ways I couldn’t imagine....

Added 21 Sep 2018 | Category Office Sex | Votes 17 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,083 | 13 Comments

You're Getting Sleepy

The sun was still shining in through the wall of windows as I waited at the carousel in baggage claim at DFW. The click-clack of purposeful strides in high heels rang across the terrazzo floor behind me. I had to look; coming toward me was a statuesque beauty. Her skirt was mid-calf length and split up the front allowing brief glimpses of nylon-encased, tanned and toned legs leading to what,...

Added 02 Sep 2018 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 3,758 | 4 Comments

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