About LucaByDesign


I came to writing late in life, took it up in my mid-fifties. It's been eight years now. I have stuff scattered all over the net in various names, male and female. I have finally settled into this "Luca" identity. I intend to be loyal to him.

For a while, I explored homo-erotic themes in my writing. Previously I had always considered myself as straight, but last year I became intellectually drawn by the idea of new sexual possibilities. Anyhow, after looking at blokes in a different light, writing about them, paying attention to them in porn, I have come to the conclusion that I am, sorry to say . . . straight. Shame! A whole gender without appeal.

Anyhow, if you like what I like (see my lists), see me online, why not say hi!

Local Time:
09 Dec 2018 18:49
Writing (of course). The outre. The anomalous. High Strangeness. Walking. Sea-kayaking. Sitting on beaches. Women.
Favorite Books:
Strange Stories, vols 1&2 by Rober Aickman
The Green Man by Kingsley Amis.
The Good Soldier by Ford Madox Ford
The comfort of Strangers by Ian McEwan.
The Hill of Dream by Arthur Machen.
A Sport and a Pastime by James Salter.
Sabbath's Theatre by Philip Roth
Slaves of Solitude by Patrick Hamilton

Couples by John Updike
Monsieur: or, The Prince of Darkness by Lawrence DurrellLawrence Durrell

Authors of the Impossible by Jeffrey Kripal (non-fiction).
The Red Book by Carl Jung.
Favorite Authors:
Robert Aikman
Joyce Carol Oates.
Arthur Machen.
Denton Welch.
Ian McEwan
Thomas Ligotti
Joel Lane
Lawrence Durrell
Favorite Movies:
Fifth Element
The Illusionist
Groundhog Day
As Good as it gets
Stephen Poliakoff's stuff
Stanley Kubrick's stuff
Favourite TV Shows:
Breaking Bad
Better Call Saul
The Peep Show
League of Gentlemen (Royston Vasey)
Black Mirror
Inside no9
Red Dwarf
Game of Thrones
Lots of BBC 4 history docs
Favorite Music:
Arcade Fire
Nick Drake
North Sea Radio Orchestra
Dr. Feelgood.
Warren Zavon
Neil Young
Queens of the Stone Age
Yo La Tengo
Frank Black
The WHo
Too many to list.


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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 09 Dec 2018 01:28

I'm up for too early for a Sunday morning. Looks like I'm going to have to take the bull by the horns and tackle this beast that is Bertha myself. Are you insured, Rumps?

For a Honky Tonk Bar, I've not seen much live music going on. What about booking these girls. I think they'd feel at home in here.

I've always imagined Rump's place as being a bit like the Australian bar they're singing at in this footage.

Got to love anyone who can sing in a Geordie accent


Topic: Name the most recent movie you have seen
Posted: 09 Dec 2018 01:10


I'd forgotten this one. Great film. Saw it about the same time as The Illusionist — which I preferred at the time.

I must watch them both again.

Topic: Name the most recent movie you have seen
Posted: 09 Dec 2018 01:07

If you're into sci-fi shoot em ups, perhaps not for you.

I found the theme aliens arriving to enlighten humanity as to the illusory nature of time a wonderful surprise. Such a change from the same old trope of invaders here to enslave us and strip-mine the Earth of its resources.

Mmmm. I've made it sound so dry. It is anything but boring. A real roller coaster of a film.


Topic: Funniest lush video!
Posted: 06 Dec 2018 05:22

Do you suppose if more people had voted for his stories WWII could have been averted? Who knew he had such depth, such feeling.

Oh, you are most probably right — though he was a failed artist, not a writer (as you will know). If only his painting had been a success, how different the world might be today.

If my star count on my next story doe snot come up to expectations, I intend to invade Flintshire.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 06 Dec 2018 03:47

I may be a technological numpty, but I can clean out coffee sludge with the best of 'em! *beams*

If I make that a pot of tea for two, can I join you , Luca? :)

It would be my pleasure, Curvy. We can dunk digestives together.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 06 Dec 2018 03:15

Morning all!

Glad you've got your story going again, Scott, due to Laura's and Verbs' different styles of pep talk!

BB has been rinsed out and refilled. The kettle is on and I've even rinsed out some mugs (for once).

Tea, coffee, hot chocolate, fine lickers anyone?

Thank god you arrived, Curvy. Thought I was going to have to tackle Bertha myself.

Pot of tea for one, if you please.

Topic: What's the one song or movie title that pops into your mind when you see the avatar above you?
Posted: 06 Dec 2018 03:13

Muddy Waters - Baby Please Don't Go

(I bet my current avatar stumps you all)

Topic: Funniest lush video!
Posted: 05 Dec 2018 06:52

Thanks for resurrecting this, Candy.

A family member wanted to know what was so funny. I really wanted to show them but they have no idea I wrote on Lush. It might have been worth coming out just to share the moment.

Whoever put this together is one astute cookie. The way they got the dialogue to mesh with what was happening on screen is pure genius. Probably not many of us went unscathed at one point or another.


Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 04 Dec 2018 14:23


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 03 Dec 2018 01:42

Fingers crossed for me please. I'm going to try to actually finish something today.

Tea would be wonderful thank you barkeep.

Good Morning, Grace.

You go, girl!

As word of encouragement, the story I uploaded yesterday had languished on my hard-drive half completed for over a year. Every now and then i would give it a poke.

It's always the slipping in of the sex that's the hard bit for me lately (forgive the pun), and then rounding it off. As you know, beginnings are easy — and don't always end up being the beginning you began with *Phew!*.

Publisher's, eh? That's even worse than for us amateurs; there's money at stake and not just egos.

Just a tea for me this morning, barman, please.

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