57-year-old married female ~ East Coast, USA ~ Have been oversexed since about age 30 -- by which I mean that thinking about sex and sexual fantasies often interferes with my daily activities.I came to Lush to enjoy the hot stories and perhaps write some of my own. I'm still reading - and after 1-1/2 years on Lush, I'm excited to have written my first story for the site.I didn't really understand the social aspect of Lush when I first joined, but "meeting" some interesting people on this site has been a happy surprise!
Not added any friends yet.
Two women arrived at the gate of heaven at about the same time and struck up a conversation while they were waiting in line.One of them asked the other, "How did you die?" She answered, "I froze to death." "That must have been awful!" said the first woman. "Oh, it wasn't that bad. Once I stopped shivering, it was kind of like I just went to sleep. . . . And how did you die?""I had a heart attack. I had been suspicious that my husband was having an affair, and I was determined to catch him. I came home early from work one afternoon, saw that my husband was there too, and dashed into the house to catch him in the act. I found my husband just sitting on the couch, alone, in his underwear. I was sure he was hiding a woman in the house, so I ran around checking all the other rooms on the first floor but found nothing. Then I ran down to the basement and looked all over. I still didn't find anyone, so I ran back up two flights of stairs to check all the bedrooms -- but then I had a heart attack from all that activity."The second woman stated, "Well, it's too bad you didn't look in the freezer, or we'd BOTH still be alive!"
As a reader, I hate it! When I have a relevant, interesting comment to make, I do so; but I don't like being forced to write something in the comments just to give a score on a story. Most of the comments given on such stories end up being meaningless fluff -- a waste of time to read and write.
1972 Chevy Nova.
I would.And I would lose my cyber virginity to the same man, too.
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I would like to be able to read other people's minds.
I've occasionally used a vibrating razor (just the handle, of course) when my real vibrator was broken or misplaced. It works fine! For insertion, I've used the handle of a hairbrush when nothing else was handy.
Drawing. I can't draw anything more involved than stick figures.
Ever since I discovered cybersex, I’ve been fascinated with the question of what happens on the rare occasions when couples who have become close online get a chance to meet in person. I thought it must be quite different from meeting someone of the opposite sex for the first time under conventional circumstances. I was sure there would be no need for much conversation and no reason...
Added 25 Mar 2015 | Category Quickie Sex
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