Forum posts made by luv2k155

Topic Who can turn me on in 100 words or less? STORY CHALLENGE
Posted 09 Aug 2011 20:41

When you walked in the door I was holding a blindfold. As we kissed, it went on you. My lips tasted of mint. After I and reached under your dress, I pulled down your panties. Next, I dropped to my knees and licked your clit. Then you tasted of mint. It made you tingle.

I led you to the bedroom and laid you down. With chocolate syrup, I made a sundae of your nipples while you played with my rabbit. He wasn't furry kind but you liked him anyway! The icy glass dildo surprised you, my warm manhood even more.

Topic Text to speech software for editing/reviewing
Posted 09 Aug 2011 19:55

Yes, I use TextAloud, but there are a few glitches.

The most common problems I have found are:

Software will not let you know when you have used the wrong to, too, or two and other homonyms. That is what a grammar checker is supposed to do.
Second, it will let you know when you have misspelled a word when what you typed sounds the same as what you should have typed. That is what a spell checker supposed to do.
And my favorite, forget about punctuation!

Other than that, you can use software to get rid of about 90 percent of your screw-ups (no the ones you intended, of course).

Max

Topic What do you do in real life as opposed to online?
Posted 22 Nov 2010 06:29

I'm a disabled Network Administator and recieving disablity payments from Social Security and LTD. I spend most of my day waiting for downloads of my favorite television shows to come in and then watching them. When my health allows me to, I write erotic fiction. I hope to be able to write something marketable.

I have two goals: first to make the transition into mainstream Science Fiction and second, sell it for enough money for wife and I live on for the rest or our lives. She has been disabled since birth. I was on disablity before until I taught myself enough computer skills that time to go back to work. Now I have tendon and nerve damage to my shoulders, arms and hands and cant do that anymore. That, by the way is the short list of health problems. I refuse to let them stop me. I don't want much, do I?

Topic How do you handle "good" plot change / addition suggestions?
Posted 22 Nov 2010 05:57

If you're changing the ending, do what the movies do... write it and add the words "Alternate Ending" to the title. If you're changing the plot, you can either add the words "Whoever's Version" (giving credit to the person that suggested it) or you can change the name. In either case, give credit in the Introduction and mention the original story. Of course, once you've done that, be sure and sell it to everyone as a "Author's Cut" for $19.95.

Topic Problems when access site with Mozilla Firefox
Posted 24 Oct 2010 14:00

It seemed to have started about a month ago or so ago. Since both Firefox and it addons seemed to get updated more than a two dollar hooker turns tricks, I wasn't sure what was causing the problem. Guess I should have looked harder. Anyway, thanks a lot. The problem was Adblock so, I told it to exclude this site from its filter list and that fixed the problem.

Topic Problems when access site with Mozilla Firefox
Posted 22 Oct 2010 11:58

Is anyone else having trouble accessing their stories and profile on this site when using Mozilla Firefox? I don't have that problem with Opera, Chromium, Google Chrome, Apple Safari or Comodo Dragon (Which is Chrome based).

Topic Flesch-Kincaid Readabilty Index Calculator
Posted 02 Dec 2009 16:15

I think you'll all enjoy this...

I took the introduction to one of my stories and ran it through the calculator. Here are the results:

Result

Method used: Flesch-Kincaid (English).

Flesch-Kincaid Grade level: 13.
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease score: 44.

Then I took the Prelude and ran it through the calculator. This is what I got:

Result

Method used: Flesch-Kincaid (English).

Flesch-Kincaid Grade level: 6.
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease score: 75.

After that, I took the first paragraph of Chapter One and ran it through the calculator. This is what I got:

Result

Method used: Flesch-Kincaid (English).

Flesch-Kincaid Grade level: 11.
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease score: 54.

Next I ran Chapter One as a whole and got this:

Result

Method used: Flesch-Kincaid (English).

Flesch-Kincaid Grade level: 10.
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease score: 59.

And finally, this is what the entire story received:

Result

Method used: Flesch-Kincaid (English).

Flesch-Kincaid Grade level: 8.
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease score: 65.


Okay, which is it? Do you have to have a college degree to read my stories; or, should you go ahead and drop out after elementary school?

Personally, I think you should probably play it safe and hit the bricks after the 9th grade. :)

Of course, it's possible that I may just suffer from a multiple personality disorder? That would explain everything; wouldn't it?

Opinions anyone?

Have some fun. Run a paragraph of your own stories through at a time and see what you get.

Topic Browsers you are using
Posted 13 Apr 2009 06:34

In the following order:

Browsers:

Mozilla Firefox 95%
Google Chrome 2%
Apple Safari 2%
Internet Explorer 1%

Email Client:
Mozilla Thunderbird with Web Mail plug-ins

Anti-spyware:
Spybot Search and Destroy
Spyware Blaster
CCleaner
Various Mozilla Firefox Privacy Add-ons


Topic New Story Posted
Posted 10 Apr 2009 06:50

Once again I have dipped a pen into the erotic ink of my fantasies to see what manner of carnal importunity remains still unrevealed for you, the reader, to enjoy. I call the genesis of my efforts "White Lies - Love and Confidence". It is the tale of a woman who finds her boyfriend in the arms of another and leaves him to seek shelter and solace from a friend.

Won't you peruse the product of my imagination and tell me what you think?

Thanks,

Maximillian Excaliber
AKA Luv2K155


PS: It's an older work; expect to find some errors.

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/white-lies-love-and-confidence.aspx

Topic Looking for a female writing partner.
Posted 25 Feb 2009 07:43

Get a patent on them so that you own them. Or else apply for a job at one of those companies.

The patent is a good idea and I am talking to someone about that now. The job however is not possible.

I gave up disability once so I could have a better future. I managed to work 9 more years before I became disabled again to the point that now one would hire me. I am disabled and un-insurable. My shoulders, arms and hands have nerve and muscle damage after too many years of working with computers complicated by diabetes that went undiagnosed.

To make matters worse I had a gall stone that was left in too long and developed cirrhosis of the liver, a damaged spleen and pancreas. I am now going after that 'big score' by developing my writing skills and designing games so that I will have enough material to sell that I will be set for life. I want to be able to tell Social Security and the LTD company they can both keep their money.

My shoulders have now become too painful and I am trying to train and learn voice software so I can continue writing.

Thanks for the suggestion though.

Topic Looking for a female writing partner.
Posted 25 Feb 2009 06:40

Maybe these folks can give you some tips:

http://www.greatsexgames.com/

Who knows, maybe they'd be interested in your game idea.

Thanks. I contacted the company. They politely informed me, via email, that they had game designer and weren't looking for new games. This is the same response I have gotten from every company so far. Not one even cares to hear my ideas or see what I have. They don't even give me a chance, whether I call them or email them! It's totally unreal! Whatever happened to the idea of making money? I swear, if I had the money I'd start my own company! I have ideas for sex toys and adult games that I am having to write about in my stories just to document them. I know I can design stuff that is better than 99 percent of the crap that is on the market now.

Topic Looking for a female writing partner.
Posted 31 Jan 2009 13:19

Hiya everyone I was co-writing with a friend last year he male and me female it was like a springboard of ideas to get fired up upon. It wasn't erotica but I enjoyed it a lot. A lot of writers do novels together and also comedians I think its a great idea.

Does this mean you are interested?

Topic Looking for a female writing partner.
Posted 21 Jan 2009 07:04

Yep! No luck there either.

Topic Looking for a female writing partner.
Posted 16 Jan 2009 03:50

By the way, I am still looking for a writing partner. I want to continue the current series I am working on, have a few new story ideas, and want to break into conventional fiction / science fiction / fantasy.

Topic Looking for a female writing partner.
Posted 16 Jan 2009 03:45

Are you looking for a manufacturer to make your games, Luv2?

Yes. I have not had any luck so far. Finding contact info for Adam and Eve was a big waste of time. They are owned by a shell corporation. Their history is interesting though. I went on some of the vendor's sites that sell games to see who makes them, no luck there. And, the Google search for Adult and or Erotic game makers / distributors didn't turn up anything useful either.

Sorry to take so long getting back to you but I did not get an email notification about the post. Will look at my settings to see if there is something I can change in my profile.

Topic Looking for a female writing partner.
Posted 31 Dec 2008 05:25

Thanks for the suggestion. I looked into it the first time. The games that Adam and Eve distribute are made by other manufacturers. They effectively, where games are concerned, are a retailer. Also, corporate contact information for them is very difficult to find. Even their site does not list it. I did call one Adam and Even only to find it was a hair salon franchise of the same name's corporate headquarters. Part of the problem may be that A&E seems to be a shell company. Google has proven to just about useless so far and yielded no usable results.

Topic Looking for a female writing partner.
Posted 29 Dec 2008 08:16

Been trying; I haven't had any success finding a distributor to market them. These aren't exactly the kind of games Hasbro and Parker Brothers make. Still open to suggestions.


Topic Looking for a female writing partner.
Posted 28 Dec 2008 14:08

ive always wondered what it would be like to write with someone else for a change..........dontknow

If you're interested, check over my postings both here and at http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=910529&page=submissions. You will see that there are a lot of Matchmaker Bandits stories.

I am currently working on a Matchmaker Bandit novella, three more MMB short stories. I really want the plots and character development to become more complex.


Also, I have completed six adult party games and am working on three others. These are not computer games but rather more like board / card games.

Email me at excrementologist@msn.com if you are interested and we will set up a time to communicate by voice via Instant Messenger of some sort. For obvious reasons, I don't want to use text chat or email as a primary form of communication.

Topic Looking for a female writing partner.
Posted 28 Dec 2008 08:16

Nope, you're not right. Some years back I was trying to sign up for an free email account to use for junkmail (in other words, a shitmail account) and I ran into the same situation I had every time I had to sign up for an email account. Everything I tried was rejected. After about 25 minutes of frustration, in desperation, I typed in 'excrement' only to find to my surprise that it was taken also. Finally, as a joke, I decided to make up a word: "excrementologist". Someone who knows about all kinds of shit, or in other words, a 'Jack Of All Trades" or "Know It All"! The server excepted it. So, I immediately went to every free email service I could and reserved it. So now, I have it on Yahoo, AOL, Hotmail, Gmail.

As to whether my stories are shitty, in content no, they are devoid of anal. In quality, well, make up your own mind:)

Topic Looking for a female writing partner.
Posted 27 Dec 2008 22:01

I write under the pen name Maximillian Excaliber or on some sites, Maximillian_Excaliber. I am looking for a female writing partner for the following reasons. First, I want a more realistic woman's point of view in my stories. Second, I needs someone to help with the editing. Third, two heads are better than one at coming up with new ideas. And lastly, I have severe damage the muscles in both arms, shoulders, and chest and am not able to type as much as I'd like. I am experimenting with voice software but it is slow going. Please send me a email with contact information at excrementologist@msn.com

Thanks.

Topic Feature Question: Where is it or does it exist at all?
Posted 23 Nov 2008 06:21

Currently, I am going to the My Stories page, clicking on the story title, and then clicking on Comments to see the comments and ratings details for a give story. Is there an easier way to do this? If not, can you add a some fields in the story display table on the My Stories page. One for each of the following would be nice: rating score, number of feed backs and one a link that takes you straight to the comments for that story?

Thanks