Sometimes crazy, sometimes introspective, I adore women which has led to many adventures and a few misadventures. I question authority, mostly respectfully. I am a terrible friend who rarely posts on walls and I disappear for months at a time. You will find me most often posting smart ass remarks in forums. I'm open to emails and chat requests but prefer to carry on one conversation at a time, would rather focus on one person and I suck at multi-tasking. So if I tell you I am busy please don't be offended, I can always email you later.
If commenting on my stories please be honest, I'm learning. Comments, good or bad, will help me improve!
Guess I should mention I don't post my picture on Lush for professional reasons. I have trouble sitting still, daydream constantly and have an insatiable curiosity. I seem to be one of the few people on the planet who doesn't own a personal cell phone. I'm a bad boy with clever charm. Don't say I didn't warn you.

LYFBUZ the Incorrigible
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wandering..., Ontario, Canada
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19 Feb 2019 06:40
the power of words and imagination, fitness, bright blue skies and rainy Sundays, drums (the heartbeat of the earth) books, music, cycling, paddling (kayaks!) and women. I genuinely adore women, their mystery and differences.
Favorite Books:
Les Miserables, Huckleberry Finn, Peter Pan, Anna Karenina, Early from the Dance, Catcher in the Rye, Under the Dome, The Boy in The Blue-Striped Pyjamas, I'll read just about anything even total crap just to see if it gets better. I have a vast book collection on a broad variety of subjects. Bet I have a book that will change your life.
Favorite Authors:
Chekhov, Dickens, Robert L. Stevenson, Victor Hugo, Guy de Maupassant, Mark Twain, Carl Hiassen, Elmore Leonard, Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes cartoonist...says more in 4 panels than I can write in a year), Robert Frost, Stephen King, Stieg Larsson, Basho
Favorite Movies:
Prefer European movies over Hollywood but a good American blow 'em up movie is always entertaining, James Bond, Love Actually, Slumdog Millionaire, hmmm I can't think of any more...I haven't watched a whole movie in ages
Favourite TV Shows:
TV? I disconnected more than 3 years ago, I don't miss it all.
Favorite Music:
classic rock, a good torch song, not a big fan of rap/hip hop but I keep an open mind, Gregorian chants, in no particular order: Waterboys, old U2, Stones, Doors, Pink Floyd, Adele, Green Day, Guns n Roses, Dire Straits, Neil Young, Hendrix, Lykke Li, John Coltrane, Mazzy Star, REM, Rush, Who, Lady Gaga (perhaps more for attitude than her music), John Lee Hooker, Matthew Good Band, treble charger, Headstones, Bedouin Soundclash, hell all kinds of stuff...


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Topic: The Fabulous World of Headwear
Posted: 18 Feb 2019 17:53


oh fuck yeah!

As for me I look ridiculous in hats.

Topic: Your favorite Lush-influenced Briticisms
Posted: 18 Feb 2019 17:36

I always liked "chuffed to bits" although I do find the word 'stroppy' is most applicable here on Lush.

Topic: How much is too much sex?
Posted: 18 Feb 2019 17:34

When it hurts to put your pants back on.

Topic: Brands?
Posted: 18 Feb 2019 17:29

I buy what I like regardless of brand though I do like some high end shirts and suits. I rarely buy anything with a visible brand except for jeans.

Topic: What did you have for lunch today?
Posted: 18 Feb 2019 17:24

a Clif bar and a Pink Lady apple

Topic: Who was your FIRST Rock 'n Roll crush?
Posted: 18 Feb 2019 17:21


Topic: Guns laws here and gun laws there....
Posted: 18 Feb 2019 17:06

Fire engines are actually green.


You Americans try to put out fires with those dinky little things? That's almost as fucked up as your gun legislation.

Topic: Why do married women not like sex?
Posted: 17 Feb 2019 16:40

Hasn't been my experience at all. :-"

Topic: Maple Syrup
Posted: 17 Feb 2019 16:38

Hubbie's mother gave me her recipe for making our own maple syrup. I like it better than the authentic real maple syrup we buy in the super market. It is simple to make.

2 cups of white sugar
1 cup of water
1/4 cup of Karo Light Corn Syrup
Maple extract to taste (I add it by the cap until the syrup gets dark. The real extract is better than the artificial extract.)

Heat the sugar and water over a low to medium low heat until all the sugar melts. At this stage you have simple syrup. Then add the Karo and extract. REMOVE FROM HEAT. Note don't let the simple syrup cook to long as it will get hard. If this happens don't throw it away. Just heat it back up to its liquid state and add 1/2 cup evaporated milk,1.5 cups coursely chopped toasted pecans, or your favorite nuts toasted, maple or vanilla flavoring, and 4 tablespoons of real butter. Mix well and spoon out on a cookie sheet until cooled and hard. Now you have New Orleans style pralines.

If I start out to make pralines I use 1 cup white granulated sugar and 1 cup packed dark brown sugar. I also add a table spoon or so of Amaretto with the butter.



Topic: Trump declares a national emergency.
Posted: 16 Feb 2019 09:29

What happened to America? The below was written by Emma Lazarus as part of a fundraising effort to build the pedestal on which the Statue of Liberty stands. Its engraved on a plaque mounted on the pedestal itself. Unless you're 100% Native American or 100% descended from slaves you owe your existence in America to immigration. Its quite possible, perhaps likely, that your ancestors had been branded 'deplorable' in the language of the day by their respective country of origin. Yes, they were 'criminals', 'heretics' and other malcontents. In an unimaginable twist these immigrants made America great. Incredible! Lucky for the US, President Froot Loop has determined that this mass invasion of American shores can be prevented by erecting a wall.

New Colossus – Emma Lazurus

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

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Merry Christmas, Mr. Buzie!
25 Dec 2018 05:40

wishing you a very Merry Christmas
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Wishing you all the happiness in the world.
23 Dec 2018 14:13

and your weekend too
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Thank you for the friendship. I look forward to knowing you.
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I added proper bacon. Not that Canadian shit you call bacon.
10 Nov 2018 04:27

i put a spell on you. Happy Halloween!
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