Sometimes crazy, sometimes introspective, I adore women which has led to many adventures and a few misadventures. I question authority, mostly respectfully. I am a terrible friend who rarely posts on walls and I disappear for months at a time. You will find me most often posting smart ass remarks in forums. I'm open to emails and chat requests but prefer to carry on one conversation at a time, would rather focus on one person and I suck at multi-tasking. So if I tell you I am busy please don't be offended, I can always email you later.
If commenting on my stories please be honest, I'm learning. Comments, good or bad, will help me improve!
Guess I should mention I don't post my picture on Lush for professional reasons. I have trouble sitting still, daydream constantly and have an insatiable curiosity. I seem to be one of the few people on the planet who doesn't own a personal cell phone. I'm a bad boy with clever charm. Don't say I didn't warn you.

LYFBUZ the Incorrigible
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wandering..., Ontario, Canada
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the power of words and imagination, fitness, bright blue skies and rainy Sundays, drums (the heartbeat of the earth) books, music, cycling, paddling (kayaks!) and women. I genuinely adore women, their mystery and differences.
Favorite Books:
Les Miserables, Huckleberry Finn, Peter Pan, Anna Karenina, Early from the Dance, Catcher in the Rye, Under the Dome, The Boy in The Blue-Striped Pyjamas, I'll read just about anything even total crap just to see if it gets better. I have a vast book collection on a broad variety of subjects. Bet I have a book that will change your life.
Favorite Authors:
Chekhov, Dickens, Robert L. Stevenson, Victor Hugo, Guy de Maupassant, Mark Twain, Carl Hiassen, Elmore Leonard, Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes cartoonist...says more in 4 panels than I can write in a year), Robert Frost, Stephen King, Stieg Larsson, Basho
Favorite Movies:
Prefer European movies over Hollywood but a good American blow 'em up movie is always entertaining, James Bond, Love Actually, Slumdog Millionaire, hmmm I can't think of any more...I haven't watched a whole movie in ages
Favourite TV Shows:
TV? I disconnected more than 3 years ago, I don't miss it all.
Favorite Music:
classic rock, a good torch song, not a big fan of rap/hip hop but I keep an open mind, Gregorian chants, in no particular order: Waterboys, old U2, Stones, Doors, Pink Floyd, Adele, Green Day, Guns n Roses, Dire Straits, Neil Young, Hendrix, Lykke Li, John Coltrane, Mazzy Star, REM, Rush, Who, Lady Gaga (perhaps more for attitude than her music), John Lee Hooker, Matthew Good Band, treble charger, Headstones, Bedouin Soundclash, hell all kinds of stuff...


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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Dec 2018 16:32

browncoffee is back, everything else is details

I was asked to write a story for sexual favours today. Still thinking about it. I do have a title though: "Piece on Earth"

Now if only Sprite would return my world would be complete again.

I'd like something festive please, I'm thinking hot chocolate with candy-cane flavoured Bailey's

Topic: Superman Premiered 40 Years Ago Today
Posted: 14 Dec 2018 16:24

Of course Superman first appeared when he was drawn by Canadian born Joe Shuster in 1936.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 12 Dec 2018 17:38

Hi all. Vodka for me please.
Btw does Tawny have plans for Xmas?

Interest comments on Comp entries and heavy hitters; I think we usually see a pretty good mix of long established talent and new faces in the top 10. Always good to see new talent join Lush.

Topic: Describe yourself in one word
Posted: 11 Dec 2018 18:35

Its like 'trouble' only higher.

Topic: What accent do you speak with?
Posted: 09 Dec 2018 17:30


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 09 Dec 2018 17:24

Hi Miss Daisy, cute hat.

I'll just have a coffee, I'm feeling rather drained today.

Note for Seeker: I'm sure I haven't read all your work but everything I have read has been excellent. Suspect you might be an overly harsh critic of your own work. Just sayin'

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 07 Dec 2018 17:20

Where the heck is browncoffee? Either she is working on yet another brilliant story or she is shopping for my extravagant Xmas present.

Think I'll have me a bourbon, I could use a little redemption.


Topic: Would I recognize you from your avatar?
Posted: 06 Dec 2018 18:41

Its quite possible although I never wear a white towel.

Topic: Have you ever sent naked pictures of yourself to someone other than on Lush?
Posted: 06 Dec 2018 18:35

Thousands of times but only because I sell them as artistic works. I get some nice tax write offs too.

Topic: COFFEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 03 Dec 2018 17:07


Love this, I'm boycotting Starbucks because ordering a coffee should not require 12 adjectives and 3 adverbs.

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Editor's Pick Hello Silence, My New Friend

The explosion caught me completely by surprise. I awoke 3 days later, tubes and wires snaking from my body, surrounded by shades of white. Absolute silence. I was sure I was dead. The cobwebs slowly fell away. Hospital. I anxiously began an examination of my inert body. It looked like everything was still there. I had a sudden moment of terror at the discomfort between my legs. Gingerly...

Added 11 Oct 2018 | Category Love Stories | Votes 47 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,549 | 32 Comments

Sidewalk Deux Palais

Yellow sundress. Her dirty blonde hair disarranged by the soft breeze. She knew I was watching. Soundlessly I crept behind her. Staring off into the distance, she leaned back against me. The perfect curve of her ass pressed, determinedly, against the throbbing ache between my legs. I couldn’t see her impish smile but I knew it was there. Surreptitiously my hand slid beneath her dress, as I...

Added 30 Aug 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 27 | Avg Score 5 | Views 725 | 29 Comments


It was just a fragment of time Much like any other Carnal longing consumed our thoughts And left us melted to inaction   I thought I saw a hint of invitation Glowing in the corner of your smile But I was so oblivious Lost in my shimmery world of you   That I forgot The moment lost Cast like fountain coins Or those down wishing wells   Buts that’s ok, It’s best that way The...

Added 11 Nov 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 15 | Avg Score 5 | Views 784 | 15 Comments

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Tiffany Myles. Pop Star. Her fame based more on clever marketing of her saccharine image than on her actual talent. I had been assigned to write her autobiography. She was twenty-three. I had contemplated telling my publisher to jam it but after my latest Vegas adventure, I needed the money. Twenty-three. For fuck’s sake. At thirty-four I had minimal tolerance for pop tarts or their...

Added 01 Oct 2017 | Category Anal | Votes 29 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 8,478 | 22 Comments

The Exquisite Consequence of Desire

Your smile always shatters me A million shards of longing The unbearable desolation Of your absence soon forgotten   Vanished to your incandescent kiss Oh! How you fill this emptiness Your beauty is dark sorcery Let loose chaotic ecstasy   The devil’s smoulder in your eyes Unspoken invitation Your touch ignites exquisite ache Silk whispers, captivation   Tonight you are...

Added 02 Apr 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 1,213 | 31 Comments

Recommended Read Katy And The Canadian

My name is Katy. I’m from a small New England town where my family has lived for centuries. My father is the town banker, my mother the volunteer who drives everyone crazy with her strident manner. Describing my family as starchy would be putting it mildly and my childhood was quite strict. My parents were very controlling although I love them both dearly. I like to think I’m kind of...

Added 02 Nov 2015 | Category Lesbian | Votes 39 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 15,048 | 26 Comments

I Help You Out of Your Dress

I stepped into the room; you stood there in a short, black silk dress that fit you like a suggestion, accentuating every captivating curve. I stood for a moment and simply watched you, admiring your stunning beauty. The thin straps of your dress had already fallen from your delicate shoulders, leaving them bare… You smiled, that perfect smile that never fails to set my heartbeat faster....

Added 01 Mar 2015 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 16 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,447 | 16 Comments


I’m a pretty quiet guy. Somewhat stealthy you might say. I tend to enter a room soundlessly. Subconsciously I suspect I’m secretly hoping to catch someone up to mischief. Consciously, I know damn well…I’m really hoping for a glimpse of naked flesh. Don’t look at me like that. I know you have the same little secret, don’t you? Last week we were supposed to get hit with a major snowstorm here...

Added 22 Feb 2015 | Category Toys | Votes 15 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,477 | 12 Comments

The Empty Shape of You

In you I always lost myself but I never knew A heart could turn to blackened dust and I’d be losing you The feather touch of memories that swirl around my head And there’s an empty shape of you lying in my bed Where once our hearts were synchronized Our promises were atomized A love that turned to empty words When once your voice was all I heard Our fingers...

Added 05 Sep 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 23 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,114 | 19 Comments

Pink Lipstick

Pink Lipstick I twist your hair around my wrist And slowly push you to your knees Firelight dancing in your eyes We both know what you need My thumb traces your pink lipstick You tremble but don’t speak You want to hide your hunger But you’re betrayed, by nipples peaked Straining forward anxiously Rough ropes about your wrists I raise an eyebrow slowly There’s something you...

Added 12 Nov 2016 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 23 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,295 | 18 Comments

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Thanks for the add and the support for my work, especially my latest piece with Kiera. I really appreciate it. I hope you're having a smashing weekend. All the best.
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