Sometimes crazy, sometimes introspective, I adore women which has led to many adventures and a few misadventures. I question authority, mostly respectfully. I am a terrible friend who rarely posts on walls and I disappear for months at a time. You will find me most often posting smart ass remarks in forums. I'm open to emails and chat requests but prefer to carry on one conversation at a time, would rather focus on one person and I suck at multi-tasking. So if I tell you I am busy please don't be offended, I can always email you later.
If commenting on my stories please be honest, I'm learning. Comments, good or bad, will help me improve!
Guess I should mention I don't post my picture on Lush for professional reasons. I have trouble sitting still, daydream constantly and have an insatiable curiosity. I seem to be one of the few people on the planet who doesn't own a personal cell phone. I'm a bad boy with clever charm. Don't say I didn't warn you.

LYFBUZ the Incorrigible
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the power of words and imagination, fitness, bright blue skies and rainy Sundays, drums (the heartbeat of the earth) books, music, cycling, paddling (kayaks!) and women. I genuinely adore women, their mystery and differences.
Favorite Books:
Les Miserables, Huckleberry Finn, Peter Pan, Anna Karenina, Early from the Dance, Catcher in the Rye, Under the Dome, The Boy in The Blue-Striped Pyjamas, I'll read just about anything even total crap just to see if it gets better. I have a vast book collection on a broad variety of subjects. Bet I have a book that will change your life.
Favorite Authors:
Chekhov, Dickens, Robert L. Stevenson, Victor Hugo, Guy de Maupassant, Mark Twain, Carl Hiassen, Elmore Leonard, Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes cartoonist...says more in 4 panels than I can write in a year), Robert Frost, Stephen King, Stieg Larsson, Basho
Favorite Movies:
Prefer European movies over Hollywood but a good American blow 'em up movie is always entertaining, James Bond, Love Actually, Slumdog Millionaire, hmmm I can't think of any more...I haven't watched a whole movie in ages
Favourite TV Shows:
TV? I disconnected more than 3 years ago, I don't miss it all.
Favorite Music:
classic rock, a good torch song, not a big fan of rap/hip hop but I keep an open mind, Gregorian chants, in no particular order: Waterboys, old U2, Stones, Doors, Pink Floyd, Adele, Green Day, Guns n Roses, Dire Straits, Neil Young, Hendrix, Lykke Li, John Coltrane, Mazzy Star, REM, Rush, Who, Lady Gaga (perhaps more for attitude than her music), John Lee Hooker, Matthew Good Band, treble charger, Headstones, Bedouin Soundclash, hell all kinds of stuff...


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Topic: Win a Platinum Membership - guess the date we hit 400,000 Members! *Comp has ended*
Posted: 12 May 2019 18:45

Congrats Roger.

Congratulations to Nicola too; 400,000! That's amazing.

Topic: What does ‘Fluid’ mean to you?
Posted: 11 May 2019 08:13

The most common response having explained to the guys who want to know more is ‘oh I thought it meant you’re a squirter’ <img src="/images/emoticons/crybaby2.gif" alt="crybaby"> <img src="/images/emoticons/crybaby2.gif" alt="crybaby"> <img src="/images/emoticons/crybaby2.gif" alt="crybaby">

Doesn’t help being listed as ‘Fluid Female’ on the mobile site.

Interested if anyone else gets asked this and what fluid means to those of us who use it?

I'm not quite sure if I find the common response sad or funny. Hopefully the world will get more familiar with some of the newer terminology. To me it just means preferences change back and forth or are ever changing.

Topic: The person below me is...
Posted: 10 May 2019 20:09

Not me, I never get lonely, love me a little quiet time.

TPBM doesn't understand what all the fuss is about Game of Thrones

Topic: Have you ever volunteered with The Special Olympics?
Posted: 10 May 2019 17:34

Strange coincidence I was just thinking about Special Olympics this morning. I have volunteered at a national Junior Olympics. Don't laugh but my job was to distribute water. Buz is so right, incredibly rewarding and the athletes seem to just pour love. One of the best experiences of my life. I've also volunteered at other national athletic events which was great but nothing like I experienced at Special Olympics.

Topic: New Rule concerning membership.
Posted: 10 May 2019 17:27

I wouldn't worry too much about this new rule, Sprite secretly loves Canadians and wishes she was one. Its only a matter of time.

Topic: Are you a Bullshitter ?
Posted: 10 May 2019 15:41

Since the authors of the report are from countries ranked 3rd and 5th in BS I find the whole thing a bit dodgy. Canada #1? I don't think so although we do commonly exaggerate how bad our winters are to reduce the influx of wannabe Canadians.

Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 08 May 2019 20:05

Miss Rommie, thank you so much for your cameo appearance, I'll take it from here.

Topic: Fuck, Kiss, Bite, Spank, Date, Feed, Pet, Dress the person above or below (or sprite)
Posted: 08 May 2019 19:31

fuck, kiss, spank, date, feed, pet and dress Sprite then the same in reverse

bite browncoffee

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 08 May 2019 17:54

I'm absolutely gutted that I missed Jen. :-"

Hi all, I'd like an iced tea please, peach flavour if you have it.

Topic: Moderator of the Month for March
Posted: 07 May 2019 18:36

Congratulations Laura!
And Nicola is right (of course) your work is stellar and well worth a read!

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The Desecration of Emma - Plan B

Emma had a terrible reputation. Office whore. Slut. Shameless. Rumour had it her voracious sexual appetites were almost never fully satisfied. Notoriety? It was her drug. Even dressed for the office she was the promise of endless nights of steamy sensuality. I thought about her incessantly. I had imagined fucking her so many times it was starting to feel like we had already had sex. I...

Added 27 Apr 2019 | Category Office Sex | Votes 43 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 1,413 | 39 Comments

Editor's Pick Hello Silence, My New Friend

The explosion caught me completely by surprise. I awoke 3 days later, tubes and wires snaking from my body, surrounded by shades of white. Absolute silence. I was sure I was dead. The cobwebs slowly fell away. Hospital. I anxiously began an examination of my inert body. It looked like everything was still there. I had a sudden moment of terror at the discomfort between my legs. Gingerly...

Added 11 Oct 2018 | Category Love Stories | Votes 51 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,065 | 33 Comments

Sidewalk Deux Palais

Yellow sundress. Her dirty blonde hair disarranged by the soft breeze. She knew I was watching. Soundlessly I crept behind her. Staring off into the distance, she leaned back against me. The perfect curve of her ass pressed, determinedly, against the throbbing ache between my legs. I couldn’t see her impish smile but I knew it was there. Surreptitiously my hand slid beneath her dress, as I...

Added 30 Aug 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 28 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,029 | 29 Comments

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Added 01 Oct 2017 | Category Anal | Votes 29 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 9,184 | 23 Comments

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My name is Katy. I’m from a small New England town where my family has lived for centuries. My father is the town banker, my mother the volunteer who drives everyone crazy with her strident manner. Describing my family as starchy would be putting it mildly and my childhood was quite strict. My parents were very controlling although I love them both dearly. I like to think I’m kind of...

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The Exquisite Consequence of Desire

Your smile always shatters me A million shards of longing The unbearable desolation Of your absence soon forgotten   Vanished to your incandescent kiss Oh! How you fill this emptiness Your beauty is dark sorcery Let loose chaotic ecstasy   The devil’s smoulder in your eyes Unspoken invitation Your touch ignites exquisite ache Silk whispers, captivation   Tonight you are...

Added 02 Apr 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 31 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,436 | 29 Comments

I Help You Out of Your Dress

I stepped into the room; you stood there in a short, black silk dress that fit you like a suggestion, accentuating every captivating curve. I stood for a moment and simply watched you, admiring your stunning beauty. The thin straps of your dress had already fallen from your delicate shoulders, leaving them bare… You smiled, that perfect smile that never fails to set my heartbeat faster....

Added 01 Mar 2015 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 18 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,828 | 18 Comments


I’m a pretty quiet guy. Somewhat stealthy you might say. I tend to enter a room soundlessly. Subconsciously I suspect I’m secretly hoping to catch someone up to mischief. Consciously, I know damn well…I’m really hoping for a glimpse of naked flesh. Don’t look at me like that. I know you have the same little secret, don’t you? Last week we were supposed to get hit with a major snowstorm here...

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The Empty Shape of You

In you I always lost myself but I never knew A heart could turn to blackened dust and I’d be losing you The feather touch of memories that swirl around my head And there’s an empty shape of you lying in my bed Where once our hearts were synchronized Our promises were atomized A love that turned to empty words When once your voice was all I heard Our fingers...

Added 05 Sep 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 24 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,282 | 20 Comments

Pink Lipstick

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