About LYFBUZ

Biography

Sometimes crazy, sometimes introspective, I adore women which has led to many adventures and a few misadventures. I question authority, mostly respectfully. I am a terrible friend who rarely posts on walls and I disappear for months at a time. You will find me most often posting smart ass remarks in forums. I'm open to emails and chat requests but prefer to carry on one conversation at a time, would rather focus on one person and I suck at multi-tasking. So if I tell you I am busy please don't be offended, I can always email you later.
If commenting on my stories please be honest, I'm learning. Comments, good or bad, will help me improve!
Guess I should mention I don't post my picture on Lush for professional reasons. I have trouble sitting still, daydream constantly and have an insatiable curiosity. I seem to be one of the few people on the planet who doesn't own a personal cell phone. I'm a bad boy with clever charm. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Name:
LYFBUZ the Incorrigible
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Gemini
Relationship Status:
It's Complicated
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
wandering..., Ontario, Canada
Local Time:
18 Oct 2018 10:37
Interests:
the power of words and imagination, fitness, bright blue skies and rainy Sundays, drums (the heartbeat of the earth) books, music, cycling, paddling (kayaks!) and women. I genuinely adore women, their mystery and differences.
Favorite Books:
Les Miserables, Huckleberry Finn, Peter Pan, Anna Karenina, Early from the Dance, Catcher in the Rye, Under the Dome, The Boy in The Blue-Striped Pyjamas, I'll read just about anything even total crap just to see if it gets better. I have a vast book collection on a broad variety of subjects. Bet I have a book that will change your life.
Favorite Authors:
Chekhov, Dickens, Robert L. Stevenson, Victor Hugo, Guy de Maupassant, Mark Twain, Carl Hiassen, Elmore Leonard, Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes cartoonist...says more in 4 panels than I can write in a year), Robert Frost, Stephen King, Stieg Larsson, Basho
Favorite Movies:
Prefer European movies over Hollywood but a good American blow 'em up movie is always entertaining, James Bond, Love Actually, Slumdog Millionaire, hmmm I can't think of any more...I haven't watched a whole movie in ages
Favourite TV Shows:
TV? I disconnected more than 3 years ago, I don't miss it all.
Favorite Music:
classic rock, a good torch song, not a big fan of rap/hip hop but I keep an open mind, Gregorian chants, in no particular order: Waterboys, old U2, Stones, Doors, Pink Floyd, Adele, Green Day, Guns n Roses, Dire Straits, Neil Young, Hendrix, Lykke Li, John Coltrane, Mazzy Star, REM, Rush, Who, Lady Gaga (perhaps more for attitude than her music), John Lee Hooker, Matthew Good Band, treble charger, Headstones, Bedouin Soundclash, hell all kinds of stuff...

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Topic: Spank Or Be Spanked!
Posted: 13 Oct 2018 18:20

Spank E.

Topic: Sex bucket list whats yours
Posted: 13 Oct 2018 18:18

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:-"

Topic: Are we heading for an economic downturn?
Posted: 13 Oct 2018 10:20

Probably. The last few years have been driven by artificially low interest rates and central bank interventions such as QE1 and QE2. With wage gains lagging behind inflation the rampant consumer driven economy has to inevitably scale back. Interest rates have to rise, partly to curb consumer borrowing, partly to brake inflation growth but very importantly to provide central banks some wiggle room for the next crisis. (Trump's tweets berating the Fed are beyond stupid.) October tends to be an ugly month for stock markets but watch for the subsequent buy opportunity when markets tank.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 13 Oct 2018 09:53

In Canada we understand the true purpose of a football stadium:



https://upload.lushstories.com/833324968-hockeyfield.jpg

Topic: Lush Theme Song contest.
Posted: 13 Oct 2018 09:46

https://www.youtube.com/embed/rhnZ19sbxps

Love Hurts - Joan Jett cover of a Roy Orbison song

Topic: Potatoes
Posted: 13 Oct 2018 07:58

mmmmmmmmm potatoes. I enjoy potatoes in just about any form or cooking method but I LOVE mashed potatoes. I always add something in, usually cheese and/or green onions too. My fav is to load in shredded mozzarella cheese or garlic roasted red peppers. It astounds me that so few restaurants serve decent mashed potatoes.

Topic: Why I'm not religious
Posted: 12 Oct 2018 17:37

Go ahead and post here. I'll smite the lot of you!

Topic: What has...
Posted: 12 Oct 2018 17:26

a cat what waits by the front door mail slot with a letter under each paw, a cat has 9 lives so sometimes they have more letters and never five because they use their mouth and tail for more important things than holding letters

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 12 Oct 2018 16:25

Just a coffee please Mr Rumple sir. I have lots to do.

Some interesting remarks on commenting/voting. I never read/vote on Comp entries until after i submit mine to avoid inadvertent stealing or influence over what I'm writing. Of course I'm a notoriously late entrant, in fact i have a pile of unfinished stories intended for past Comps that i never had time to finish. So I'm not always that reliant for supporting my fellow writers. I do try to vote/comment on anyone who is a friend or has taken the time in the past to leave a comment on any of my stories. If i can i try to read all comp entries but depending on # of entries, length, my schedule this is sometimes difficult.

Huge thanx to all who voted/scored/commented on my last minute Comp entry. Very unexpected. Drinks are on me (my tab) tonight!

Topic: Thoughts on MeWe?
Posted: 12 Oct 2018 05:10

Mewe? Is that like facebook for cats?

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Hello Silence, My New Friend

The explosion caught me completely by surprise. I awoke 3 days later, tubes and wires snaking from my body, surrounded by shades of white. Absolute silence. I was sure I was dead. The cobwebs slowly fell away. Hospital. I anxiously began an examination of my inert body. It looked like everything was still there. I had a sudden moment of terror at the discomfort between my legs. Gingerly...

Added 11 Oct 2018 | Category Love Stories | Votes 31 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 1,042 | 21 Comments

Sidewalk Deux Palais

Yellow sundress. Her dirty blonde hair disarranged by the soft breeze. She knew I was watching. Soundlessly I crept behind her. Staring off into the distance, she leaned back against me. The perfect curve of her ass pressed, determinedly, against the throbbing ache between my legs. I couldn’t see her impish smile but I knew it was there. Surreptitiously my hand slid beneath her dress, as I...

Added 30 Aug 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 26 | Avg Score 5 | Views 558 | 28 Comments

Tomorrows

It was just a fragment of time Much like any other Carnal longing consumed our thoughts And left us melted to inaction   I thought I saw a hint of invitation Glowing in the corner of your smile But I was so oblivious Lost in my shimmery world of you   That I forgot The moment lost Cast like fountain coins Or those down wishing wells   Buts that’s ok, It’s best that way The...

Added 11 Nov 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 721 | 14 Comments

Recommended Read Applied Literature

Tiffany Myles. Pop Star. Her fame based more on clever marketing of her saccharine image than on her actual talent. I had been assigned to write her autobiography. She was twenty-three. I had contemplated telling my publisher to jam it but after my latest Vegas adventure, I needed the money. Twenty-three. For fuck’s sake. At thirty-four I had minimal tolerance for pop tarts or their...

Added 01 Oct 2017 | Category Anal | Votes 29 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 8,069 | 22 Comments

The Exquisite Consequence of Desire

Your smile always shatters me A million shards of longing The unbearable desolation Of your absence soon forgotten   Vanished to your incandescent kiss Oh! How you fill this emptiness Your beauty is dark sorcery Let loose chaotic ecstasy   The devil’s smoulder in your eyes Unspoken invitation Your touch ignites exquisite ache Silk whispers, captivation   Tonight you are...

Added 02 Apr 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 1,156 | 31 Comments

Recommended Read Katy And The Canadian

My name is Katy. I’m from a small New England town where my family has lived for centuries. My father is the town banker, my mother the volunteer who drives everyone crazy with her strident manner. Describing my family as starchy would be putting it mildly and my childhood was quite strict. My parents were very controlling although I love them both dearly. I like to think I’m kind of...

Added 02 Nov 2015 | Category Lesbian | Votes 39 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 14,860 | 26 Comments

I Help You Out of Your Dress

I stepped into the room; you stood there in a short, black silk dress that fit you like a suggestion, accentuating every captivating curve. I stood for a moment and simply watched you, admiring your stunning beauty. The thin straps of your dress had already fallen from your delicate shoulders, leaving them bare… You smiled, that perfect smile that never fails to set my heartbeat faster....

Added 01 Mar 2015 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 16 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,320 | 16 Comments

Glass

I’m a pretty quiet guy. Somewhat stealthy you might say. I tend to enter a room soundlessly. Subconsciously I suspect I’m secretly hoping to catch someone up to mischief. Consciously, I know damn well…I’m really hoping for a glimpse of naked flesh. Don’t look at me like that. I know you have the same little secret, don’t you? Last week we were supposed to get hit with a major snowstorm here...

Added 22 Feb 2015 | Category Toys | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,322 | 11 Comments

The Empty Shape of You

In you I always lost myself but I never knew A heart could turn to blackened dust and I’d be losing you The feather touch of memories that swirl around my head And there’s an empty shape of you lying in my bed Where once our hearts were synchronized Our promises were atomized A love that turned to empty words When once your voice was all I heard Our fingers...

Added 05 Sep 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 23 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,016 | 19 Comments

Pink Lipstick

Pink Lipstick I twist your hair around my wrist And slowly push you to your knees Firelight dancing in your eyes We both know what you need My thumb traces your pink lipstick You tremble but don’t speak You want to hide your hunger But you’re betrayed, by nipples peaked Straining forward anxiously Rough ropes about your wrists I raise an eyebrow slowly There’s something you...

Added 12 Nov 2016 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 23 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,205 | 18 Comments

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Thanks for the add and the support for my work, especially my latest piece with Kiera. I really appreciate it. I hope you're having a smashing weekend. All the best.
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Tribute as requested, My Liege
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wishing you a good weekend
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A place we go to in Spain, though I didn't take this photo. I have been in that pool though. xo
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This is so you As soon as I saw it I thought, Buz would say something like this lol
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