Sometimes crazy, sometimes introspective, I adore women which has led to many adventures and a few misadventures...I question authority, mostly respectfully....I am a terrible friend who rarely posts on walls and I disappear for months at a time. You will find me most often posting smart ass remarks in forums. I'm open to emails and chat requests but prefer to carry on one conversation at a time, would rather focus on one person and I suck at multi-tasking. So if I tell you I am busy please don't be offended, I can always email you later.
If commenting on my stories please be honest, I'm learning. Comments, good or bad, will help me improve!
Guess I should mention I don't post my picture on Lush for professional reasons. I have trouble sitting still, daydream constantly and have an insatiable curiosity...I seem to be one of the few people on the planet who doesn't own a personal cell phone...I'm a bad boy with clever charm. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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wandering..., Ontario, Canada
the power of words and imagination, fitness, bright blue skies and rainy Sundays, drums (the heartbeat of the earth) books, music, cycling, paddling (kayaks!) and women. I genuinely adore women, their mystery and differences.
Favorite Books:
Les Miserables, Huckleberry Finn, Peter Pan, Anna Karenina, Early from the Dance, Catcher in the Rye, Under the Dome, The Boy in The Blue-Striped Pyjamas, I'll read just about anything even total crap just to see if it gets better...I have a vast book collection on a broad variety of subjects...bet I have a book that will change your life...
Favorite Authors:
Chekhov, Dickens, Robert L. Stevenson, Victor Hugo, Guy de Maupassant, Mark Twain, Carl Hiassen, Elmore Leonard, Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes cartoonist...says more in 4 panels than I can write in a year), Robert Frost, Stephen King, Stieg Larsson, Basho
Favorite Movies:
Prefer European movies over Hollywood but a good American blow 'em up movie is always entertaining, James Bond (Connery but that Daniel Craig is giving him a run), Love Actually, Slumdog Millionaire, hmmm I can't think of any more...I haven't watched a whole movie in ages
Favourite TV Shows:
TV? I disconnected more than 2 years ago...I don't miss it all
Favorite Music:
classic rock, a good torch song, not a big fan of rap/hip hop but I keep an open mind, Gregorian chants, in no particular order: Waterboys, old U2, Stones, Doors, Pink Floyd, Adele, Green Day, Guns n Roses, Dire Straits, Neil Young, Hendrix, Lykke Li, John Coltrane, Mazzy Star, REM, Rush, Who, Lady Gaga (perhaps more for attitude than her music), John Lee Hooker, Matthew Good Band, treble charger, Headstones, Bedouin Soundclash, hell all kinds of stuff...
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Topic: The Word Above
Posted: 09 Dec 2016 15:39

alliance - partnership

Topic: How do I tell a friend that I want to have sex with her?
Posted: 04 Dec 2016 07:34

Some good advice here but, no offense Joel, how good are you at interpreting your friend's interest in being more than friends? Guys are notoriously bad at this. So you may not have a clue if she has the same feelings or not. If you are looking for a one night stand I say forget it, good friends are harder to come by than a one night stand. If you have an interest in a relationship that is more than a friendship then just be honest and tell her. You may turn the friendship painfully awkward or it may be the smartest thing you ever did. Why spend the next 10 years wondering if you should have?
Whatever happens, handle it with graciousness. If she isn't interested have the decency to apologize if you made her uncomfortable and thank her for listening.

Topic: The person below me is...
Posted: 04 Dec 2016 07:20

I wish, off on a trip and have a ton of running around to do

TPBM is going away for xmas

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 04 Dec 2016 07:16

Nonsense! I taste like honey!

Topic: if you could change to the opposite sex for a day, what would you do?
Posted: 04 Dec 2016 07:06

Work my way through as many of the Lush women who prefer women as I could. I mean no offense, that they are unattainable or uninterested in me as a guy does nothing to change their attractiveness as a person. I have a LONG list of favourites!

Topic: How does if feel if you dont cum for a long time?
Posted: 04 Dec 2016 06:59

beats me

Topic: Talk in song titles
Posted: 04 Dec 2016 06:55

Everybody But Me - Lykke Li <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/crybaby2.gif" alt="crybaby">

Topic: Canadian Government Literally Sponsors "Beige Horizon" Video
Posted: 04 Dec 2016 06:51

This may need a little context: the clip is from a comedy show "22 Minutes" which is known for some fairly outrageous skits and they certainly push the envelope regularly and hopefully inspire some thoughtfulness in people. The channel, CBC, is supported by tax dollars although it also makes money from sales and advertising. I would think similar to BBC in the UK. In theory the government does not control content and rest assured the CBC does bash the government in news programming, documentaries and shows like "22 Minutes".. As for the video it holds both a ring of truth but in a way also draws attention to Canada's multi-cultural fabric. 1 in 5 Canadians were born in another country.
22 Minutes is hilarious.
If you think about it, almost everything you watch is funded by the advertisers but that does not necessarily make them culpable for content. Then again I'm not so naïve that I believe the advertisers don't have some influence either.

Topic: What is your Lush Theme Song
Posted: 04 Dec 2016 06:41

Get Some - Lykke Li

Topic: Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?
Posted: 04 Dec 2016 06:40

Cyber-crime, attempted to break into Santa's Naughty List databank and remove her name

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Pink Lipstick

Pink Lipstick I twist your hair around my wrist And slowly push you to your knees Firelight dancing in your eyes We both know what you need My thumb traces your pink lipstick You tremble but don’t speak You want to hide your hunger But you’re betrayed, by nipples peaked Straining forward anxiously Rough ropes about your wrists I raise an eyebrow slowly There’s something you...

Added 12 Nov 2016 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 17 | Avg Score 5 | Views 359 | 13 Comments

The Empty Shape of You

In you I always lost myself but I never knew A heart could turn to blackened dust and I’d be losing you The feather touch of memories that swirl around my head And there’s an empty shape of you lying in my bed Where once our hearts were synchronized Our promises were atomized A love that turned to empty words When once your voice was all I heard Our fingers...

Added 05 Sep 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 484 | 19 Comments

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Added 02 Nov 2015 | Category Lesbian | Votes 35 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,038 | 25 Comments

I Help You Out of Your Dress

I stepped into the room; you stood there in a short, black silk dress that fit you like a suggestion, accentuating every captivating curve. I stood for a moment and simply watched you, admiring your stunning beauty. The thin straps of your dress had already fallen from your delicate shoulders, leaving them bare… You smiled, that perfect smile that never fails to set my heartbeat faster....

Added 01 Mar 2015 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 13 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,286 | 14 Comments


I’m a pretty quiet guy. Somewhat stealthy you might say. I tend to enter a room soundlessly. Subconsciously I suspect I’m secretly hoping to catch someone up to mischief. Consciously, I know damn well…I’m really hoping for a glimpse of naked flesh. Don’t look at me like that. I know you have the same little secret, don’t you? Last week we were supposed to get hit with a major snowstorm here...

Added 22 Feb 2015 | Category Toys | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,018 | 9 Comments

The Girl Who Stopped the Hourglass

I first saw you walking away Left me staring in your wake Didn’t even know your name And you were off to FLA Cascade of hair that hid your face Where you stood just empty space Scent that lingered, captivation Or was it my imagination? Easter weekend then I knew This fool, I should have followed you Instead of words, I hesitate Sometimes tomorrow is too late ...

Added 11 Feb 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.84 | Views 1,045 | 21 Comments

Lost Chord

Lost Chord Chord Listen to the notes Played by the rain Our love, sweet music In each other’s arms we lay Her silken curves remind Of the rhythmic melody Our escalating touch plays out Heart pounding symphonies Movement, grace, serenity A moonlight sonata Feeding song in to my soul Endless passionata She is my orchestra Soundscapes of sensation ...

Added 17 Feb 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 1,598 | 13 Comments

First Kiss

First Kiss Hunger… Heart thunders The soft perfect curves of your smile A lipstick paradise... In your eyes: want, need... surrender… I brush a hand softly across your cheek Coaxing you forward, gently, slowly… near Our lips touch, yet barely, tantalizingly… Pressure rising, building An electric fire burns in my soul with delicious heat Lips colliding,...

Added 01 Jan 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 1,657 | 13 Comments

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