Sometimes crazy, sometimes introspective, I adore women which has led to many adventures and a few misadventures...I question authority, mostly respectfully....I am a terrible friend who rarely posts on walls and I disappear for months at a time. You will find me most often posting smart ass remarks in forums. I'm open to emails and chat requests but prefer to carry on one conversation at a time, would rather focus on one person and I suck at multi-tasking. So if I tell you I am busy please don't be offended, I can always email you later.
If commenting on my stories please be honest, I'm learning. Comments, good or bad, will help me improve!
Guess I should mention I don't post my picture on Lush for professional reasons. I have trouble sitting still, daydream constantly and have an insatiable curiosity...I seem to be one of the few people on the planet who doesn't own a personal cell phone...I'm a bad boy with clever charm. Don't say I didn't warn you.

LYFBUZ the Incorrigible
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wandering..., Ontario, Canada
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the power of words and imagination, fitness, bright blue skies and rainy Sundays, drums (the heartbeat of the earth) books, music, cycling, paddling (kayaks!) and women. I genuinely adore women, their mystery and differences.
Favorite Books:
Les Miserables, Huckleberry Finn, Peter Pan, Anna Karenina, Early from the Dance, Catcher in the Rye, Under the Dome, The Boy in The Blue-Striped Pyjamas, I'll read just about anything even total crap just to see if it gets better...I have a vast book collection on a broad variety of subjects...bet I have a book that will change your life...
Favorite Authors:
Chekhov, Dickens, Robert L. Stevenson, Victor Hugo, Guy de Maupassant, Mark Twain, Carl Hiassen, Elmore Leonard, Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes cartoonist...says more in 4 panels than I can write in a year), Robert Frost, Stephen King, Stieg Larsson, Basho
Favorite Movies:
Prefer European movies over Hollywood but a good American blow 'em up movie is always entertaining, James Bond (Connery but that Daniel Craig is giving him a run), Love Actually, Slumdog Millionaire, hmmm I can't think of any more...I haven't watched a whole movie in ages
Favourite TV Shows:
TV? I disconnected more than 2 years ago...I don't miss it all
Favorite Music:
classic rock, a good torch song, not a big fan of rap/hip hop but I keep an open mind, Gregorian chants, in no particular order: Waterboys, old U2, Stones, Doors, Pink Floyd, Adele, Green Day, Guns n Roses, Dire Straits, Neil Young, Hendrix, Lykke Li, John Coltrane, Mazzy Star, REM, Rush, Who, Lady Gaga (perhaps more for attitude than her music), John Lee Hooker, Matthew Good Band, treble charger, Headstones, Bedouin Soundclash, hell all kinds of stuff...


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Topic: What is American Culture?
Posted: 23 Jun 2018 14:38

I think non-Americans are a bit quick to pass judgement on the average American and their culture. I suspect this view is influenced either by politics and the political direction of various administrations or the crap they see on TV. On the flip side of Buz's post I have travelled extensively in the US and been the beneficiary of some amazing kindness and compassion. I'll spare you the details but there are stories I often share with others that occurred in Minnesota, Wisconsin, South Dakota, New York, LA, Maine, and Wyoming. American culture often seems to others to be a caricature but if you delve below the surface it has a rich diversity that is often overlooked.

Topic: Should Freedom of Speech Include Hate Speech?
Posted: 23 Jun 2018 14:10

OK, consider your case for a moment. You're a Lush member, just like the rest of us. But you're also a moderator. So when you make a statement, how are we to know if you're speaking as a member or as a site moderator?

Given that fact, that anything and everything you say could be construed as coming from a site moderator, you would think that all moderators would keep a grip on what they say and how involved in the nitty gritty of our discussions they get. But you would be mistaken. And further more, why should they? Aren't moderators Lush members as well? Do they give up any of their rights when they agree to be moderators?

Actually, moderators and Presidents both should exercise more control of what they say, write, and do than the average citizen or site member, because of the fact that everything that comes from them can be viewed as coming from their official capacity, and therefore carries more weight, and more capacity to damage, than the activities of ordinary Lush members or ordinary citizens.

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Kind of a key difference here; Trump was elected and is paid by the people to represent them, Mods are volunteers. Its like comparing the influence of the Sun to the influence of a spark.

Topic: What is Canadian Culture (For MF)?
Posted: 23 Jun 2018 09:01

I don't have much to add to what has already been said; perhaps one of Canada's strengths is the combination of so many cultures that have retained the flavours of their respective country of origin. Canada is largely populated with immigrants and the Canadian born generations that followed. In many parts of Canada you will find enclaves of ethnicity that leave you feeling like you are in a different country. There is a powerful European influence here along with a rapidly growing Asian influence; different parts of the country have higher concentrations of differing ethnic groups. We seem to be often branded by Americans as socialists but in reality we are powerful capitalists but with a bit more government regulation and a more robust social safety net. In that sense we have more in common with other G7 or G12 countries rather than the US.

Topic: The World Cup
Posted: 23 Jun 2018 08:49

Mostly I am enjoying watching Argentina get trashed.

Topic: Would you have coffee or tea with the person above you?
Posted: 23 Jun 2018 08:47

Coffee please.

Topic: Ask Me A Sex Question!
Posted: 23 Jun 2018 08:44

that's a really difficult question to answer but probably a toss up between back of the neck and bare shoulders

What's the best compliment you ever got in bed?

Topic: The person below me is...
Posted: 23 Jun 2018 08:42

I certainly am!

TPBM adores Lyfbuz.

Topic: what other names do your lover/partner call you?
Posted: 22 Jun 2018 19:23


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Jun 2018 19:20

There have been rumors, which i'd like to address that Hannah and i have been involved in a secret love affair. they're all true. that is all. <img src="/images/emoticons/drunken_smilie.gif" alt="drunken">

Jack straight up and leave the bottle. I've just received some devastating news. <img src="/images/emoticons/crybaby2.gif" alt="crybaby">

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