Sometimes crazy, sometimes introspective, I adore women which has led to many adventures and a few misadventures...I question authority, mostly respectfully....I am a terrible friend who rarely posts on walls and I disappear for months at a time. You will find me most often posting smart ass remarks in forums. I'm open to emails and chat requests but prefer to carry on one conversation at a time, would rather focus on one person and I suck at multi-tasking. So if I tell you I am busy please don't be offended, I can always email you later.
If commenting on my stories please be honest, I'm learning. Comments, good or bad, will help me improve!
Guess I should mention I don't post my picture on Lush for professional reasons. I have trouble sitting still, daydream constantly and have an insatiable curiosity...I seem to be one of the few people on the planet who doesn't own a personal cell phone...I'm a bad boy with clever charm. Don't say I didn't warn you.

LYFBUZ the Incorrigible
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the power of words and imagination, fitness, bright blue skies and rainy Sundays, drums (the heartbeat of the earth) books, music, cycling, paddling (kayaks!) and women. I genuinely adore women, their mystery and differences.
Favorite Books:
Les Miserables, Huckleberry Finn, Peter Pan, Anna Karenina, Early from the Dance, Catcher in the Rye, Under the Dome, The Boy in The Blue-Striped Pyjamas, I'll read just about anything even total crap just to see if it gets better...I have a vast book collection on a broad variety of subjects...bet I have a book that will change your life...
Favorite Authors:
Chekhov, Dickens, Robert L. Stevenson, Victor Hugo, Guy de Maupassant, Mark Twain, Carl Hiassen, Elmore Leonard, Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes cartoonist...says more in 4 panels than I can write in a year), Robert Frost, Stephen King, Stieg Larsson, Basho
Favorite Movies:
Prefer European movies over Hollywood but a good American blow 'em up movie is always entertaining, James Bond (Connery but that Daniel Craig is giving him a run), Love Actually, Slumdog Millionaire, hmmm I can't think of any more...I haven't watched a whole movie in ages
Favourite TV Shows:
TV? I disconnected more than 2 years ago...I don't miss it all
Favorite Music:
classic rock, a good torch song, not a big fan of rap/hip hop but I keep an open mind, Gregorian chants, in no particular order: Waterboys, old U2, Stones, Doors, Pink Floyd, Adele, Green Day, Guns n Roses, Dire Straits, Neil Young, Hendrix, Lykke Li, John Coltrane, Mazzy Star, REM, Rush, Who, Lady Gaga (perhaps more for attitude than her music), John Lee Hooker, Matthew Good Band, treble charger, Headstones, Bedouin Soundclash, hell all kinds of stuff...


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Topic: How long do you need to know a woman before
Posted: 24 Apr 2018 17:53

I think the OP's premise that it is possible to "know a woman" is false. Having said that, my response is 30 seconds but its not a hard limit.

Topic: #onetoronto Vehicle plows through pedestrians in Toronto yesterday.
Posted: 24 Apr 2018 17:48

It was a sickening feeling to watch the news coverage of this event. The incident occurred on Yonge St in Toronto which is somewhat iconic to many Canadians. Horrific tragedy in a beautiful city that I have both lived in and enjoyed as a visitor.

Topic: Flat or Round Earth
Posted: 21 Apr 2018 11:28

Foolish earthlings, your world exists only in your minds. We have been controlling your brains from our planet Zorky Charlemagne for many years now. Understand you are the mere playthings of superior extra-terrestrial beings who find you amusing. From our perspective Earth is nothing more than a big dirty fish tank. Sorry about Trump. There was a lab accident.

Topic: FOSTA/SESTA: A Danger To Trafficking Victims, Consensual Sex Workers and Their Fans
Posted: 20 Apr 2018 05:56

To say a bill is correct because it passed and is law has to be a new standard of silliness here on Lush. Congratulations!

Hear! Hear!

Topic: Why do men try to white knight?
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 16:53

A few observations:
I do it so I can bang your girlfriend.
In my experience a few basic manners and respect will automatically earn you white knight status whether you sought it or not.
Is there a difference between paying her rent or paying for anything else?
I have to take exception to the poem remark, surely it is worse to buy some cheesy hallmark card and use that trite nonsense in place of your own words?

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Topic: Sexual or non-sexual, what is the last thing you looked up online and where?
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 16:27

My net worth and then lotto numbers; looks like I am going to work tomorrow after all.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 16:25

i have a new story up, for those interested. part two should be along soon. hope everyone's having a good week.

Miss Sprite, being the shy, demure angel we all know and love failed to mention her story also has an RR. Aside from the usual hallmark of quality I thought the subject matter was handled with a most adroit cleverness.

With greatest respect to Miss Elizabeth I would also like to point out the Washington Nationals were once the Montreal Expos and a Canadian powerhouse ball team that came damn close to a World Series berth.

PS the brown on my nose? That's coffee.

Topic: what are you drinking?
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 02:06

Coffee & Sprite - its kinda sweet and kickass

Topic: Why I hate LYFBUZ
Posted: 16 Apr 2018 19:20

one word: spurs.

look, I'm sorry about the waterbed but you should accept part blame, it was YOUR riding crop.

Topic: FOSTA/SESTA: A Danger To Trafficking Victims, Consensual Sex Workers and Their Fans
Posted: 16 Apr 2018 18:44

https://upload.lushstories.com/1390067117-vice.jpg I have no evidence this was written in regards to politicians but I have my suspicions.

I don't see how SOSTA/FESTA will accomplish a damn thing except drive illegal activity underground where it is harder to detect and intervene. I would hope that any sane person would be horrified by sex trafficking if it is in any way non-consensual.
Criminals, be they organized crime or street corner pimps will adapt faster than the ink can dry on the new legislation. Governments have a piss poor record when it comes to trying to govern vice:
Prohibition was a complete and utter failure, war on drugs: failure; gambling: failure (so they took it over themselves)

Like most things politicians do, SOSTA/FESTA is about getting votes. The vote itself tells the story.
I'd have thought legislation with more teeth around it regarding human trafficking would have been more effective, greater scrutiny of border traffic, harsher penalties and in my opinion legalization of prostitution with suitable protections, medical care and security.

From what i've read it sounds like SOSTA/FESTA suffers from ambiguous wording that will lead to nothing but weak-kneed interventions that accomplish nothing and are bound to be abused by lawmakers looking for re-election.

But what the hell do I know. I'm Canadian.

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