Sometimes crazy, sometimes introspective, I adore women which has led to many adventures and a few misadventures...I question authority, mostly respectfully....I am a terrible friend who rarely posts on walls and I disappear for months at a time. You will find me most often posting smart ass remarks in forums. I'm open to emails and chat requests but prefer to carry on one conversation at a time, would rather focus on one person and I suck at multi-tasking. So if I tell you I am busy please don't be offended, I can always email you later.
If commenting on my stories please be honest, I'm learning. Comments, good or bad, will help me improve!
Guess I should mention I don't post my picture on Lush for professional reasons. I have trouble sitting still, daydream constantly and have an insatiable curiosity...I seem to be one of the few people on the planet who doesn't own a personal cell phone...I'm a bad boy with clever charm. Don't say I didn't warn you.

LYFBUZ the Incorrigible
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wandering..., Ontario, Canada
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the power of words and imagination, fitness, bright blue skies and rainy Sundays, drums (the heartbeat of the earth) books, music, cycling, paddling (kayaks!) and women. I genuinely adore women, their mystery and differences.
Favorite Books:
Les Miserables, Huckleberry Finn, Peter Pan, Anna Karenina, Early from the Dance, Catcher in the Rye, Under the Dome, The Boy in The Blue-Striped Pyjamas, I'll read just about anything even total crap just to see if it gets better...I have a vast book collection on a broad variety of subjects...bet I have a book that will change your life...
Favorite Authors:
Chekhov, Dickens, Robert L. Stevenson, Victor Hugo, Guy de Maupassant, Mark Twain, Carl Hiassen, Elmore Leonard, Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes cartoonist...says more in 4 panels than I can write in a year), Robert Frost, Stephen King, Stieg Larsson, Basho
Favorite Movies:
Prefer European movies over Hollywood but a good American blow 'em up movie is always entertaining, James Bond (Connery but that Daniel Craig is giving him a run), Love Actually, Slumdog Millionaire, hmmm I can't think of any more...I haven't watched a whole movie in ages
Favourite TV Shows:
TV? I disconnected more than 2 years ago...I don't miss it all
Favorite Music:
classic rock, a good torch song, not a big fan of rap/hip hop but I keep an open mind, Gregorian chants, in no particular order: Waterboys, old U2, Stones, Doors, Pink Floyd, Adele, Green Day, Guns n Roses, Dire Straits, Neil Young, Hendrix, Lykke Li, John Coltrane, Mazzy Star, REM, Rush, Who, Lady Gaga (perhaps more for attitude than her music), John Lee Hooker, Matthew Good Band, treble charger, Headstones, Bedouin Soundclash, hell all kinds of stuff...


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Topic: Winter Olympics Korea 2018
Posted: 19 Feb 2018 19:03

Gotta give props to Norway, they are seriously kicking ass!

Slopestyle/Snowboarder Silje Norendal: so cool she's hot

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Topic: Winter Olympics Korea 2018
Posted: 15 Feb 2018 19:39

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Topic: China Successfully Clones Monkeys
Posted: 12 Feb 2018 17:45

I thought it was Russia that interfered in the US election?

Topic: Winter Olympics Korea 2018
Posted: 12 Feb 2018 04:54

You make an easy shot in bball and they give you 2 points. You miss a really hard shot you get nothing. Case closed. :)

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Wayne Gretzky

Case appealed, won and victory celebration at my house.

Topic: You can't be in a bad mood if....
Posted: 11 Feb 2018 18:03

the right person is sitting in my lap, or a kitten, I may be confusing the two

Topic: What do Mondays mean to you?
Posted: 11 Feb 2018 18:01

I don't do Mondays; my week has 3 Wednesdays

Topic: What Personality Type Are You?
Posted: 11 Feb 2018 18:00

I'm an INTP although I get a different result every time I do a Meyers-Briggs. If I recall last time I was an ISTJ.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 05 Feb 2018 18:13

!'d like a bourbon rocks with an excellent quality video camera on the side

Topic: Raw Water
Posted: 02 Feb 2018 17:07

Next trend: "Raw Chicken"

Fixed that for ya. I steal from the best.

Topic: Let's have some fun. The person above you, are they naughty or nice?
Posted: 02 Feb 2018 17:03

Naughty, probably naughty with all capital letters.

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Added 05 Sep 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 886 | 19 Comments

Pink Lipstick

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The Girl Who Stopped the Hourglass

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Added 11 Feb 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 1,541 | 19 Comments

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