Forum posts made by lyfbuz

Topic What is your favorite episode of Seinfeld?
Posted 25 May 2018 14:38

I was never a fan of Seinfeld, in fact I hated it. I did see most of the Soup Nazi episode which actually became kinda funny when I found a soup place in Toronto, Canada that was similar. You had to place your soup order, then your bread order then at the cashier you selected a beverage and paid while they got your order together. If you took more than 6 seconds to complete the above steps you got death stares from the staff and everyone in line behind you. The soup was fucking amazing though.

Topic Lingerie Colours
Posted 25 May 2018 14:13

Depends on the girl, skin tone, eye/hair colour. Black is great on pretty much everyone, I personally find pink, red and white very appealing. Something about 'desecrating the virgin in white' always gets me. Blondes in blue look sensational and I have a thing for women in a rich green. I used to date a girl who wore a pale purple bra; it looked so hot I used to have her leave it on while we had sex. I have a major thing about lingerie and am easily influenced by a coordinated look. My least favorite is probably flesh toned. Don't get me started on stockings, especially the kind with the backseam. Wear a teddy with a snap closure and you can make me your love slave.

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 25 May 2018 10:02

https://upload.lushstories.com/110168486-church2.jpg

America, home of the free.

Btw, anyone want to tell Seax that 60% of the polar bears on earth live in Canada? You know, that country of liberal minded, leftist/commie bastards with fairly strict gun control? And millions of us poised only a few miles of the border.

Topic Which is better a BJ with touching or without hands just mouth
Posted 24 May 2018 08:49

Without and her wrists tied behind her back with her own panties.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 24 May 2018 08:39

Howdy folks, Mr Rump would you by chance have expresso or does your regular coffee have more than enough jump as is?

Seems there is a lot of coffee orders here these days, wondering if that is influenced by the presence of the lovely and talented browncoffee?

I have never been on a fancy yacht under sail but I have attended a few soirees on those moored at a local marina. We get lots of rich Yanks in these parts. I did spend a week once on a 150 year old wooden schooner. That was a blast.

Tip of the hat for the hockey reference, but I have to go Vegas for the Cup.

Topic I AM
Posted 24 May 2018 08:23

I am heading outside soon, its already 75F at 11AM, heading up to the mid-eighties.

Topic Do you work legs?
Posted 23 May 2018 20:48

in the winter I do leg curls, leg extensions and a few squat variations, all with relatively low weight. I try to ride my bicycle indoors 3 times per week. The rest of the year I cycle outdoors mixing road and mountain bike with various levels of intensity.

Topic How much did your last five dates cost?
Posted 23 May 2018 20:25

My last 5 dates were all dinner dates and when I thought about it I was surprised the dates probably all averaged around $60 or $70CDN. Certainly less than I expected. I should have bought flowers too. In one case the woman paid the bill, it was a return of many favours.

Topic Ireland votes on Abortion
Posted 23 May 2018 20:14

Given the 1983 Referendum results (67% support for abortion rights) it will be interesting to see how this comes out. Based on a quick search I'm somewhat horrified that other countries are apparently trying to sway the vote. I always wonder why men get to vote on this issue. I tried to find 1983 results broken down by gender but no luck. I did find the below geographical breakdown which is pretty interesting. The main anti-abortion vote came mostly from the populous areas of Dublin which would have swayed the overall results. That kinda surprised me as I would have thought urban areas more progressive.
I'm very much pro-choice.


https://upload.lushstories.com/644115546-1983 results.png

Topic Guys whats your favorite type of panties to see on a girl ?
Posted 22 May 2018 23:11

https://upload.lushstories.com/433181448-fluffy.jpg

Topic Let's have some fun. The person above you, are they naughty or nice?
Posted 22 May 2018 23:02

Nice. Like ice cream cone nice. :-"

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 22 May 2018 23:00

Hi all, hope everyone's day has been good. I'd like an icy cold Canadian beer please, maybe a Moosehead lager.

https://upload.lushstories.com/638312207-moosehead.jpg

Curvy: you better post that story or I will steal all your cake pans.

Rumour out of the Great White North is there a new sex toy on the market called a Ping-a-ma-jig.

Have part 2 of a job interview tomorrow. Its kinda great since I don't really give a crap if I get the job or not. Maybe I should ask the interviewers if they belong to Lush? Great icebreaker and a litmus test to see if they are too uptight to work with.

Oh, the Mask Comp. I got nothing. Should really get my ass in gear and read a bit.

Topic Do you look your age?
Posted 22 May 2018 22:43

Given the abuse of my body over the years its somewhat shocking that I look younger than I am. Seems that the sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll lifestyle pays off after all.

Topic I am done meeting people half way. I'm done. Melt the motherfucking guns.
Posted 22 May 2018 22:27


https://www.youtube.com/embed/OxJVZPYEpk0?ecver=2

Makes as much sense here as some of the posts in this thread L16

Topic What dressing do you like for salad?
Posted 22 May 2018 19:43

On what I would describe as a plain salad with lettuce, kale, carrots, cukes and tomato (or something else as basic as that) I often just add a little parmesan and pepper. Decent tomatoes make all the difference. I rarely add dressing to salads but I do enjoy exotic flavours.

My favorite salad includes strawberries and blueberries with assorted veggies. On that I use peach poppyseed dressing.

Topic What is the riskiest place you have ever masturbated?
Posted 22 May 2018 19:14

My left hand. My right hand is violently jealous. It wasn't pretty.

Topic The Royal Wedding with Rowan Atkinson
Posted 22 May 2018 19:12

Gotta love Mr Bean! Awesome post!

Topic The Americans have spoken on gun control !
Posted 22 May 2018 19:08



One has to wonder how many of those were stolen out of cop cars.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article188682549.html

http://www.fox19.com/story/23829929/fox19-investigates-why-police-are-getting-their-guns-stolen

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-police-weapons-stolen-20171106-story.html

https://www.hattiesburgamerican.com/story/news/crime/2018/03/12/hattiesburg-police-target-weekend-auto-burglary/418351002/

http://pix11.com/2017/12/17/nj-state-police-car-stolen-with-guns-uniforms-inside-stolen-materials-possibly-used-in-armed-robbery/

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-winter-park-cops-lose-guns-20150730-story.html

So it seems that Police really can't be trusted to "keep and bear" responsibly either.

But my all time favorite is this one.

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/4-Suspects-Accused-of-Stealing-ATF-Agents-Car-and-Guns-in-Custody-454177163.html

I mean really, Folks. If you can't trust the people who enforce the nations gun laws to do the right thing, who can you trust?

Good point Seax. Looks like the 'properly trained' can't be trusted either.
Also, no disrespect to veterans but most would probably tell you its not so easy to hit a target that is shooting back at you, more so if said target is in motion. The level of training required to accurately shoot one gun-bearing lunatic in a crowd is far more difficult that is portrayed on television. Think SAS, SEALs or similar military elements that practice these types of scenarios over and over. And even they have good guy fatalities in training. No, guns are not the entirety of the problem. But I haven't seen a headline yet that said deranged coward kills 10 with a Wiffle Bat.

Topic What gets you noticed?
Posted 21 May 2018 19:15

My ears, I had them surgically altered to resemble elf ears.

Topic Finding Time to Write
Posted 21 May 2018 09:29

Finding time to write is a challenge for me. I'm usually a slow writer taking an initial idea through a quick beginning to end then slowly filling in the gaps. At this point I have dozens of incomplete stories. I often find I have to be in a certain mood to write.
I am wondering how others find time to write.

Do you have a set or scheduled time of day that you write?
Do you complete a story from start to finish or linger over it for days or weeks?
Do you have a specific place you write e.g. at home in a specific room or do you dash off content while at work, commuting, when pulling out your tattered notebook whenever you have a few minutes?
Do you write in the morning? Evening?
How do you make time to write?

Topic Haiku...Lushly speaking
Posted 20 May 2018 20:01

Everything we are
In this place, empty of you
I am but no where.

Topic Micro-successes
Posted 20 May 2018 08:32

I'm up and out of bed, everything else is a bonus

Topic Name your current celebrity crush!
Posted 20 May 2018 08:28

https://upload.lushstories.com/750862548-Puck Moonen Dutch.jpg

Puck Moonen, Dutch pro cyclist

Topic Incels: involuntary celibates, is it a real thing?
Posted 20 May 2018 08:01

I suppose "incels'' are a real thing in the sense there seems to be a bunch of them that share a similar ideology. Like any other fringe group they exist if only in their collective minds rather than the existence of a genuine issue. I find the fundamental premise of 'involuntary' completely bogus, they either have serious mental and emotional problems or they are just assholes. A little self-reflection and improvement might do them wonders. Or perhaps a serious intervention. I think humans have an innate radar that senses dangerous individuals so these incels are self-fulfilling outcomes that feed their own bizarre thought processes. Most guys I know wish they got more sex, they don't run around blaming Chads and Staceys.
And Sprite is a super hot girl and a total babe!

Topic The Americans have spoken on gun control !
Posted 19 May 2018 18:26



You've focused on a miniscule portion of the violence in America, that being school shootings, which are even a miniscule portion of violence where a gun was involved, and decided it proves your case.

Box of rocks wins hands down!

*shakes head
Permit me to rephrase: how many homicides were committed by people using guns vs the number of deaths by other violent means in the US in an average year?

Topic The Americans have spoken on gun control !
Posted 19 May 2018 17:23



If you don't see that the US has a violence problem, and that guns are sometimes involved, that box of rocks has your IQ beat by a considerable margin.

Guess I'll take the bait. There have been about 12 school shootings in the US since 1999 in Columbine in which 5 or more people were killed and countless others wounded.
How many violent events occurred at US schools since 1999 where 5 or more died as a result of non-gun violence?

Topic Sunblocks - which one?
Posted 19 May 2018 17:00

Thanx DD. I'll have to check these out, not familiar brands to me.

Topic How is this not the straw that breaks the Republican backs?
Posted 19 May 2018 16:59

Let's see if a have this straight: $500 million (50% of the operating budget) is made available by a Chinese controlled bank (aka state controlled) to develop a property that will be sprinkled with Trump branded properties such as hotels and a golf course. Since the $500 million essentially ensures the success of the project the idea that Trump is not benefitting from this beggars belief. To further suggest this $500 million rainfall has no effect on the behaviour of Trump towards China demonstrates a naivete I have not personally experienced since I was a two year old.
Are headlines sensationalized? Sure
Do politicians of all stripes engage in questionable behaviour? Most assuredly

But this has the hardy whiff of the pig trough.

Topic The Americans have spoken on gun control !
Posted 19 May 2018 16:49

So the latest school shooting in the US was the worst in...approximately 90 days. Well great news America, school's out in about a month so with a bit of luck there may not be another mass casualty school shooting until at least September or a whopping 120 days!!!!
If you don't think there is a gun problem in the US you're dumb as rocks.

Topic Erotica with a story behind it or jump into the sex.
Posted 18 May 2018 19:29

Jumping right into the sex has its place such as in a Flash piece but for me I like a good story that builds slowly to the actual sex. Erotica to me is as much about the sensual exploration of the characters and that thrill of anticipation. In my humble opinion the best writers here on Lush develop the psychological aspects of their characters and weave a sensual path of escalation that allows one to paint their own vivid pictures. Sex is about touching the mind, the physical sensations enhanced by thought.