Forum posts made by lyfbuz

Topic Drink, Date or Fuck no passing!
Posted 03 Dec 2016 19:02

Date, somewhere casual but unusual

Topic Spank Or Be Spanked!
Posted 03 Dec 2016 09:33

Attention, ladies. LYF’s (formerly known as Lynn's) Spanking Emporium is now open for business.....

Topic Roses are Red
Posted 03 Dec 2016 09:25

Roses are red
Poor Lyf blew his load
Then feeling left out
He set for the road

When inside the house
There was a terrible crash
Heidi got so naughty
She was out on her ass

The door flew open
She was thrown in the snow
Heidi landed sexy ass up
Under the porchlight glow

Lyf’s eyes glittered
At temptation in view
Her delicious curves
Had him rock hard anew

The girls were a-giggle
The door opened a crack
Then they threw out her clothes
And her cute little hat

Still drunk with mad lust
Heidi put up no fight
When Lyf took quick advantage
With a string of Xmas lights

Tying her gently
He softly kissed her throat
Then being gallant
He gave her his coat

Even though covered
She still set Lyf on fire
His thoughts still filled
With her sexy green attire

When she smiled her thanx
Lyf got so turned on
He furiously banged
The snowman on the lawn

The girls in the house
Were looking out the glass
And decided it was time
To save Heidi’s ass

They gathered her up
And each gave Lyf a smack
Then stuffed a candy cane
Up Heidi’s snatch

Lyf lay in the snow
As they went back inside
He’ll not soon forget
This hot Xmas night

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 03 Dec 2016 07:59

Home dreaming about naughty elves

Topic Roses are Red
Posted 03 Dec 2016 07:58

notworthy wow Lynn! Awesome poem!

Topic Post something NICE about the person above you.
Posted 03 Dec 2016 07:55

HT is always a gentleman

Topic Talk in song titles
Posted 03 Dec 2016 07:52

I Will Follow - U2

Topic If you woke up one morning next to me and could only say four words, what would you say?
Posted 03 Dec 2016 07:37

not a word just a soft kiss on the neck

Topic What's the one word that pops into your mind when you see the avatar above you?
Posted 02 Dec 2016 19:23

elegance (but I miss the green dress)

Topic Talk in song titles
Posted 02 Dec 2016 18:41

Kiss You All Over - Exile

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 02 Dec 2016 18:06

Tenacity is sexy but you haven't seen how devastatingly handsome I am in my lime green Speedo

Topic What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Posted 02 Dec 2016 17:41

just a little fine Whiskey

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 02 Dec 2016 17:40

as well you should while you fan His Royal Sexiness :)

Topic Post something NICE about the person above you.
Posted 02 Dec 2016 17:33

gypsy is lovely...but her hair! oh my! Her hair is a luxurious cascade of dark sexiness....

Topic ROLL THE DICE, Yes or No, would you like to have sex with the avatar BELOW you??
Posted 02 Dec 2016 17:25

I wouldn't mind a look up myself but being the innocent gentleman that I am I will go below

Topic I AM
Posted 02 Dec 2016 17:23

I am with gypsy, what a long week....

Topic The person above was late for work because....
Posted 02 Dec 2016 17:21

she couldn't find her big candy cane

Topic Drink, Date or Fuck no passing!
Posted 02 Dec 2016 17:20

festive drinks (lovely outfit Heidi)

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 02 Dec 2016 17:18

As Supreme Ruler of Sexiness I will take my rightful throne

Topic i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted 02 Dec 2016 17:12

https://upload.lushstories.com/935450680-elf5.png

Once again I will try to make this thread more festive and seasonably appropriate

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 02 Dec 2016 05:36

Not as much fun as taking turns being on top of each other L16

Topic WIN A GOLD MEMBERSHIP!
Posted 02 Dec 2016 05:34

Not being much of a poet, attempting to wax lyrical brings a lot of FUD

Ge tting my pen to spin prose is like trying to draw with a daffo dil

Do you know what I mean?

My stumbling attempts to win the prize

Make me look like some kind of highfalu tin kle ptomaniac given the genius on show

In truth, I’m a total birdb rain, bow ing my head in high esteem

My simple ton gue ssing cannot compete

I’m a termagant, a harri dan gle aning from far greater and more imaginative minds.


Clever!!!!

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 01 Dec 2016 20:24

My turn though it was a close race