About lynnwitt



I've given consideration to a major rewriting of my profile, but, frankly, just don't want to do it. So “it is what it is” - with a few things altered to reflect the current state of things. If you are not overly involved with, as they say, watching grass grow or paint dry, perhaps you might read it.

Because I rarely visit the chat rooms now, I'm no longer explicitly stating 'terms'. They are still in effect, but they're now at the 'double secret probation' level. My recourse to violation of the secret rules is instant blocking.

I like people who can actually make correct sentences using real words. I am far more interested in what's between your ears than between your legs. And, rather bluntly, if you have a problem with intelligent females, “move along...”as Obi Wan said those many years hence.

I am a late (ahem, late)-40s, bisexual female, who is happily heterosexually married and having only canine children. As it happens, outside my marriage, I seem to have far more Lesbian leanings than otherwise. My husband is blissfully unaware of my presence here, though he's not blind to my appreciation of my own sex.

While not an absolute dominant (or domineering, well my husband my disagree) type, I might have a tendency to take control in, ahem, some circumstances. Conversely, I am most definitely not submissive. Not even close. I really prefer equality of partners. And... I am a romantic.

Politically, if one must have a single label, I would be considered Libertarian (https://lp.org). Do I agree absolutely with that school of thought? No, but I identify far more with that direction than the other poor choices available. I'm also an optimistic pragmatist. Think about it.

I've been told that sometimes my sense of humor can be rather biting and can turn somewhat sarcastic. What a surprise. Just grin and bear it... you may like it. Or not. I really intend no harm. Most of the time.

(Insert sigh here) Yes, I agree - I was not creative in my choice of screen name. I am Lynn; the Witt ("Vitt") is borrowed from a famous Olympic ice skater. Maybe I'll change it - someday. Or not.

And, OF COURSE the avatar is me. Absolutely. Without doubt. The picture was taken in one of the alternate dimensions which I simultaneously inhabit.

Disclaimer: Due to sensitive professional connections, I am paranoid (to put it mildly) about revealing my actual identity online - including pictures which show my face - so don't ask. Actual email addresses are, as Monty Python might put it, "Right Out". The secret word is "Fibonacci", though that will change sporadically.

Local Time:
20 Sep 2017 14:38
Many and varied. Walking in the mountains, reading, cuddling by the fire in cool weather, time- and inter-dimensional travel…
Favorite Books:
Anything by J.R.R. Tolkien (yes, he wrote many things other than LotR.... including a translation of Beowulf, which may not be as good as Heaney', but it IS Tolkine). Medieval history and fiction. Some items concerning vampire lore. Some, usually older, science fiction.

Favorite Authors:
J.R.R. Tolkien, Bram Stoker, Leonard Wolf, Isaac Asimov, Douglas Adams, Philip K. Dick, Malory, Boccaccio, Homer, Chaucer…
Favorite Movies:
The Netflix recommendation engine is baffled by my selections. I like older films with real dialog (think Casablanca). And, of course, most anything from Mel Brooks.
Favourite TV Shows:
Very few these days, though I did like Game of Thrones ("Mother of Dragons").
Favorite Music:
Early Music, as in Renaissance and prior. And, perversely, New Age. Or some combination thereof: http://staryolsa.com/en/index.html


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Topic: Orgasm vs Ejaculation
Posted: 17 Sep 2017 06:48

Dry ... and not :)


Topic: Roses are Red
Posted: 11 Sep 2017 01:59

Roses are red
Marie and I
Have historical 'tails'
But still worth a try :)

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 11 Sep 2017 01:52

World of pleasurable possibilities awaits

Topic: A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted: 11 Sep 2017 01:51

...results in the antsy dancy...

Posted: 10 Sep 2017 12:04

Karen is not really mixed up
Her moniker is merely a setup,
She writes with such style,
She enthralls us awhile

Topic: A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted: 10 Sep 2017 12:03

...which finds it way into...

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 10 Sep 2017 12:02

Anew she repeated her desires.


Topic: Roses are Red
Posted: 10 Sep 2017 11:43

Roses are red,
I've shared with some
In iambic pentameter-
But that's now done!

Mouch thought it does take
To make meter fit,
But can be fun,
And have lots of wit!

But for some reason,
We oft seem to brew
Penta-syllablic lines-
Well, give or take two!

Now Heidi's fine ass
Makes my mind wander awry:
To pleasures untold-
If we should "but" try :)

A flirt, but a sweetheart,
That she surely is
Her tempting here
Puts us all in a tizz!

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 06 Sep 2017 17:12

I would find it very useful to be able to save a draft of a partially completed message.

Quite easy to do.... send it to yourself, then complete it later.

Or save it locally on your machine. I keep an encrypted directory for such things.

No charge.

Topic: Roses are Red
Posted: 06 Sep 2017 16:58

Roses are red
I know Wild's plight
And she's bravely returning
To our silly poem fight

But she knows she's loved
And all comfort we give
She might even find
Thoughts RB to forgive :)

A collector of picts
He'd like to be
Perhaps some skin
Of our's he might see

I'd never tell
One way or the other
Who the lady was
Without any cover

Let imagination run Wild ( :) )
If such picts appear
Whether full-frontal nudity
Or an ultra sexy rear!

Oh my, that worked out nicely :)

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Perhaps - II

"Time heals all wounds", you said to me. "Perhaps", I replied, doubtful. You were right, of course. Even after the years together, Even after all the sharing, Even after all the intimacy, Even after all the laughter, Even after all the tears, Even after the sudden ending. Even after the ebbing, hollow conversation which followed. You were right, of course. Time does heal all wounds. ...

Added 26 Jun 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 16 | Avg Score 5 | Views 429 | 18 Comments

Ocean Waves

Ocean waves Born of the wind Swelling in size Traveling hundreds, thousands of miles Living for days, weeks, longer At last casting upon a coast Dissolving in spray against a rock Or painting a portrait upon sand Their essence never gone It will exist forever But in a changed form As does our love  ...

Added 17 Mar 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 377 | 18 Comments

Between You and Me

That's between you and me, I whispered, smiling; But others can guess That I find you beguiling. Your kindness and caring, So boundlessly expressed, Aren't likely to cause Any feelings repressed. I look here often To see if there might Be a note from you To make my day bright. But when there's not, I still know, you see, That you're out there Thinking of me. When that note is here, A...

Added 25 Jan 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 478 | 19 Comments

My Glasses

Such a simple thing, almost beyond notice. I saw my glasses lying on the table. My thoughts wandered to how they were always there as we exchanged our words. Thousands, hundreds of thousands of words. The first, tentative, flirting words in a chat room. The light-hearted banter through email. The growing frequency of "black boxes". The many, many invocations of "our room" where we built...

Added 12 Nov 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 434 | 16 Comments

Our Candle

So long ago, my Love, it seems that we lighted our candle.  Tentative at first we were, as was it's fragile, flickering flame which could have been so easily extinguished. Yet, it stayed alight, growing stronger and steady, a brightly burning blaze, a symbol of our love. True, there were the gusts which sometimes caused it to flare and gutter. Still, it survived, returning to its...

Added 31 Oct 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 389 | 13 Comments

Music Box

The sweet sadness of a music box winding to a stop. The notes growing slowly further and further apart. The cheerful tune becoming melancholy. I wonder at each note, "Will it be the last?" As we drift apart, my Love, When will be OUR last?...

Added 28 Oct 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 535 | 14 Comments


The time I had with you, my Love, Shall ever be with me. You changed my life for the better; Grateful I am for that. Our parting was a shock to me, But, I do understand. The future right now is unclear; My thoughts linger with you. Will you, will I, find another? None who can replace "us". "Time heals all things," you said to me. Perhaps. ...

Added 25 Oct 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 17 | Avg Score 5 | Views 637 | 18 Comments

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