About lynnwitt

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I dislike having to state terms, but, because many here have a rather, shall we say, blunt approach, I must. This is the new and improved version - now in easy-to-read bullet form!
* If you wish to talk with me, please do so openly - don't initially whisper!
* If you are a guy wearing panties, please just go elsewhere.
* If you say something to me and I don't respond right away, I'm probably reading your profile - if you have one. Lack of a profile also means I most likely will not talk with you. Otherwise, I may just have missed your comment in the room chatter - it happens.

Later-40s, female, bisexual(*), happily heterosexually married, only canine children.

Yes, I agree - I was not creative in my choice of screen name. I am Lynn; the Witt ("Vitt") is borrowed from a famous Olympic ice skater. Maybe I'll change it - someday.

If it matters, brown hair and eyes, 5'3", 115 lbs, 36C, though I hope you value more than those things.

I am exploring, for me, a new world of sexuality. I am not looking for a long-relationship, I have that, but rather taking things as they come (and go) and hoping to have new adventures. I have to say that my experiences here have been quite enlightening - thanks to many lovely ladies.

(*) I list bisexual but, outside my marriage, I seem to have Lesbian-leanings. I have discovered that about myself - and my husband is generally aware and reasonably accepting of this. I'll talk with males here, but you should probably not expect sexual involvement.

While not the dominant (or domineering) type, I may take control in some circumstances. Likewise, I am most definitely not submissive. I prefer equality of partners. And... I am a romantic.

I like people who can actually make correct sentences using real words. What is between the ears is as important as what is between the legs (yes, I've heard all the misinterpretations of that). If you have a problem with intelligent females, “move along...”. http://sapiosexual.com/

Politically, if one must have a single label, I would be considered Libertarian. Do I agree absolutely with that school of thought? No, but I identify far more with that direction than the other "choices" available.

I've been told I sometimes have a rather biting sense of humor... which can turn rather sarcastic. Just grin and bear it... you may like it.

Due to sensitive professional connections, I am paranoid about revealing my actual identity online - including pictures which show my face - so don't ask! Actual email addresses are, as Monty Python might put it, "Right Out". The secret word is "Decameron", though that will change sporadically.

Relationship Status:
Many and varied. Walking in the mountains, reading, time-travel...
Favorite Books:
Anything by J.R.R. Tolkien (yes, he wrote many things other than LotR.... including a translation of Beowulf). Medieval history and fiction. Some items concerning vampire lore. Some, usually older, science fiction.

Favorite Authors:
J.R.R. Tolkien, Bram Stoker, Leonard Wolf, Isaac Asimov, Douglas Adams, Philip K. Dick. Boccaccio, Homer, Chaucer...
Favorite Movies:
The Netflix recommendation engine is baffled by my selections. I like older films with real dialog (think Casablanca). And, of course, most anything from Mel Brooks.
Favourite TV Shows:
Very few these days, though I did like Game of Thrones ("Mother of Dragons").
Favorite Music:
Early Music, as in Renaissance and prior. And, perversely, New Age.
Date Joined:
23 May 2014
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 07 Jul 2015 03:19

Again, I see you are handing me the title. Thank you so much!

Topic: Drink, Date or Fuck no passing!
Posted: 06 Jul 2015 13:55

Drink... and I notice that your number of posts happens to be..... 69 :)

Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 06 Jul 2015 13:53

My presence here has been less,
That indeed I do confess.
However the title I do claim,
And hence forth hold it in my name.

Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 04 Jul 2015 13:36

Once again I thank you for handing the title back to me!

Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 04 Jul 2015 13:33


Oh! Not that kind of wings?



Sunrise or sunset

Topic: Drink, Date or Fuck no passing!
Posted: 04 Jul 2015 01:59

It appears that she's already go the drink handy....

Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 03 Jul 2015 03:10



Push broom


Topic: Flashing
Posted: 03 Jul 2015 02:45


Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 02 Jul 2015 16:11



Paper bag

Topic: What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Posted: 02 Jul 2015 16:03


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