About lynnwitt



I've given consideration to a major rewriting of my profile, but, frankly, just don't want to do it. So “it is what it is” - with a few things altered to reflect the current state of things. If you are not overly involved with, as they say, watching grass grow or paint dry, perhaps you might read it.

Because I rarely visit the chat rooms now, I'm no longer explicitly stating 'terms'. They are still in effect, but they're now at the 'double secret probation' level. My recourse to violation of the secret rules is instant blocking.

I like people who can actually make correct sentences using real words. I am far more interested in what's between your ears than between your legs. And, rather bluntly, if you have a problem with intelligent females, “move along...”as Obi Wan said those many years hence.

I am a late (ahem, late)-40s, bisexual female, who is happily heterosexually married and having only canine children. As it happens, outside my marriage, I seem to have far more Lesbian leanings than otherwise. My husband is blissfully unaware of my presence here, though he's not blind to my appreciation of my own sex.

Here, I once found one to whom I became very bonded. More so than I would ever have imagined. Things were happy for me, but, for now, I cannot supply something she needs, so that relationship is now changed. She, though, will never be out of my life. No matter what may befall. We have 'our universe'.

While not an absolute dominant (or domineering, well my husband my disagree) type, I might have a tendency to take control in, ahem, some circumstances. Conversely, I am most definitely not submissive. Not even close. I really prefer equality of partners. And... I am a romantic.

Politically, if one must have a single label, I would be considered Libertarian (https://lp.org). Do I agree absolutely with that school of thought? No, but I identify far more with that direction than the other poor choices available. I'm also an optimistic pragmatist. Think about it.

I've been told that sometimes my sense of humor can be rather biting and can turn somewhat sarcastic. What a surprise. Just grin and bear it... you may like it. Or not. I really intend no harm. Most of the time.

(Insert sigh here) Yes, I agree - I was not creative in my choice of screen name. I am Lynn; the Witt ("Vitt") is borrowed from a famous Olympic ice skater. Maybe I'll change it - someday. Or not.

And, OF COURSE the avatar is me. Absolutely. Without doubt. The picture was taken in one of the alternate dimensions which I simultaneously inhabit.

Disclaimer: Due to sensitive professional connections, I am paranoid (to put it mildly) about revealing my actual identity online - including pictures which show my face - so don't ask. Actual email addresses are, as Monty Python might put it, "Right Out". The secret word is "Fibonacci", though that will change sporadically.

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26 May 2017 19:17
Many and varied. Walking in the mountains, reading, cuddling by the fire in cool weather, time- and inter-dimensional travel…
Favorite Books:
Anything by J.R.R. Tolkien (yes, he wrote many things other than LotR.... including a translation of Beowulf, which may not be as good as Heaney', but it IS Tolkine). Medieval history and fiction. Some items concerning vampire lore. Some, usually older, science fiction.

Favorite Authors:
J.R.R. Tolkien, Bram Stoker, Leonard Wolf, Isaac Asimov, Douglas Adams, Philip K. Dick, Malory, Boccaccio, Homer, Chaucer…
Favorite Movies:
The Netflix recommendation engine is baffled by my selections. I like older films with real dialog (think Casablanca). And, of course, most anything from Mel Brooks.
Favourite TV Shows:
Very few these days, though I did like Game of Thrones ("Mother of Dragons").
Favorite Music:
Early Music, as in Renaissance and prior. And, perversely, New Age. Or some combination thereof: http://staryolsa.com/en/index.html


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Topic: A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted: 24 May 2017 16:11

...do so, though the bounciness...

Topic: Unfortunately/Fortunately
Posted: 24 May 2017 16:08

Unfortunately, we didn't :)

Topic: are you fond of the person above you, not fond, or run screaming from or pass?
Posted: 24 May 2017 16:06

Very fond of that grammar nazi. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bootyshake.gif" alt="bootyshake">

I do carefully read your prose
And consider every phrase.
If something amiss I do find
You know alarm I'll raise!

I do find myself rather fond of that fellow!

Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 24 May 2017 16:02

It will... be mine forever (On the picture) <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">

On this turn
You have me, fair;
But watch and wait:
And beware!


Wolves do make lovely pets,
Souful music in the night;
But, I shall claim the sexy crown
And protect it with all my might!


Topic: Haiku...Lushly speaking
Posted: 24 May 2017 15:51

In the dressing room
Stifling giggles, hands explore
Do you think they know?

Topic: Challenge: erotica in 12 words or less
Posted: 24 May 2017 15:48

Skin softly sliding against skin, every nerve a-tingle.

Topic: Agree/disagree
Posted: 24 May 2017 15:46

Mostly agree, though sometimes buying clothes that properly fit can be a challenge.

You consider yourself quite technically competent.

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 24 May 2017 15:44

Enjoyable activities envisioned with you.

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 24 May 2017 03:05

Obvious? Perhaps. Or, perhaps not.

Topic: Agree/disagree
Posted: 24 May 2017 03:01

Disagree. Hot and sour soup for me.

You look at pictures of your (great) grandparents and wonder how you ever came to be.

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Ocean Waves

Ocean waves Born of the wind Swelling in size Traveling hundreds, thousands of miles Living for days, weeks, longer At last casting upon a coast Dissolving in spray against a rock Or painting a portrait upon sand Their essence never gone It will exist forever But in a changed form As does our love  ...

Added 17 Mar 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 295 | 18 Comments

Between You and Me

That's between you and me, I whispered, smiling; But others can guess That I find you beguiling. Your kindness and caring, So boundlessly expressed, Aren't likely to cause Any feelings repressed. I look here often To see if there might Be a note from you To make my day bright. But when there's not, I still know, you see, That you're out there Thinking of me. When that note is here, A...

Added 25 Jan 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 20 | Avg Score 5 | Views 391 | 17 Comments

My Glasses

Such a simple thing, almost beyond notice. I saw my glasses lying on the table. My thoughts wandered to how they were always there as we exchanged our words. Thousands, hundreds of thousands of words. The first, tentative, flirting words in a chat room. The light-hearted banter through email. The growing frequency of "black boxes". The many, many invocations of "our room" where we built...

Added 12 Nov 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 352 | 16 Comments

Our Candle

So long ago, my Love, it seems that we lighted our candle.  Tentative at first we were, as was it's fragile, flickering flame which could have been so easily extinguished. Yet, it stayed alight, growing stronger and steady, a brightly burning blaze, a symbol of our love. True, there were the gusts which sometimes caused it to flare and gutter. Still, it survived, returning to its...

Added 31 Oct 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 350 | 14 Comments

Music Box

The sweet sadness of a music box winding to a stop. The notes growing slowly further and further apart. The cheerful tune becoming melancholy. I wonder at each note, "Will it be the last?" As we drift apart, my Love, When will be OUR last?...

Added 28 Oct 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 448 | 14 Comments


The time I had with you, my Love, Shall ever be with me. You changed my life for the better; Grateful I am for that. Our parting was a shock to me, But, I do understand. The future right now is unclear; My thoughts linger with you. Will you, will I, find another? None who can replace "us". "Time heals all things," you said to me. Perhaps. ...

Added 25 Oct 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 15 | Avg Score 5 | Views 521 | 17 Comments

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Ah! What alcohol begets....
Posted: 22 May 2017 03:50
Happy Monday, Lynn

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