About lynnwitt



I'm afraid that this profile will sound very much as it did before. I thought about a major rewriting, but, frankly, just don't want to do it. So “it is what it is” - with a few things altered to reflect the current state of things.

Because I rarely visit the chat rooms now, I'm no longer explicitly stating 'terms'. They are still in effect, but they're now at the 'double secret probation' level.

I (still) like people who can actually make correct sentences using real words. I am a lot more interested in what's between your ears than between your legs. And, rather bluntly, if you have a problem with intelligent females, “move along...”.

I am a late-40s, bisexual female, who is happily heterosexually married with only canine children. As it happens, outside my marriage, I seem to have far more Lesbian leanings than otherwise.

Here, I once found one to whom I became very bonded. More so than I would ever have imagined. Things were happy for me, but I could not supply something she needed, so that relationship is now sadly past. She, though, will never be out of my life.

While not an absolute dominant (or domineering) type, I might have a tendency to take control in, ahem, some circumstances. Conversely, I am most definitely not submissive. Not even close. I really prefer equality of partners. And... I am a romantic.

Politically, if one must have a single label, I would be considered Libertarian. Do I agree absolutely with that school of thought? No, but I identify far more with that direction than the other "choices" available. I'm also an optimistic pragmatist. Think about it.

I've been told that sometimes my sense of humor can be rather biting and can turn somewhat sarcastic. What a surprise. Just grin and bear it... you may like it. Or not. I really intend no harm. Most of the time.

(Insert sigh here) Yes, I agree - I was not creative in my choice of screen name. I am Lynn; the Witt ("Vitt") is borrowed from a famous Olympic ice skater. Maybe I'll change it - someday. Or not.

And, OF COURSE the avatar is me. Absolutely. Without doubt.

Disclaimer: Due to sensitive professional connections, I am paranoid (to put it mildly) about revealing my actual identity online - including pictures which show my face - so don't ask! Actual email addresses are, as Monty Python might put it, "Right Out". The secret word is "Avogadro", though that will change sporadically.

Local Time:
21 Jan 2017 04:19
Many and varied. Walking in the mountains, reading, cuddling by the fire in cool weather, time- and inter-dimensional travel…
Favorite Books:
Anything by J.R.R. Tolkien (yes, he wrote many things other than LotR.... including a translation of Beowulf, which may not be as good as Heaney', but it IS Tolkine). Medieval history and fiction. Some items concerning vampire lore. Some, usually older, science fiction.

Favorite Authors:
J.R.R. Tolkien, Bram Stoker, Leonard Wolf, Isaac Asimov, Douglas Adams, Philip K. Dick, Malory, Boccaccio, Homer, Chaucer…
Favorite Movies:
The Netflix recommendation engine is baffled by my selections. I like older films with real dialog (think Casablanca). And, of course, most anything from Mel Brooks.
Favourite TV Shows:
Very few these days, though I did like Game of Thrones ("Mother of Dragons").
Favorite Music:
Early Music, as in Renaissance and prior. And, perversely, New Age. Or some combination thereof: http://staryolsa.com/en/index.html


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Topic: Roses are Red
Posted: 20 Jan 2017 02:58

Roses are red
Between the lines reading
Did G get laid?
With someone succeeding?

We wonder out loud
If it could be true;
Will this be the case
Or he'll start wanking anew?

Topic: Vanity Plates for the Person Above
Posted: 20 Jan 2017 02:48

https://upload.lushstories.com/180062410-Screenshot from 2017-01-20 05:48:06.png

Topic: Give a Stripper name to the person above you!
Posted: 20 Jan 2017 02:40

Candy Crotch

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 20 Jan 2017 02:34

Sandy was more than willing :)

Topic: Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted: 20 Jan 2017 02:30

betcha we could stay warm......!

Topic: What was the question?
Posted: 20 Jan 2017 02:19

What about spoken words?

Topic: Challenge: erotica in 12 words or less
Posted: 20 Jan 2017 02:18

A small noise at the door, we smile; "Join us, Heidi"...

Topic: The person below me is...
Posted: 20 Jan 2017 02:16

No - will just be home. And, Rosie, I had to look up 'gagging' for the sense you intended :)

TPBM will ignore the US inauguration as much as possible.

Topic: Spank Or Be Spanked!
Posted: 20 Jan 2017 02:14

Probably less of a spank and more of squeezes and caresses of that lovely bottom. Well, that can well be plural glancing on up the page.....

Topic: What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted: 20 Jan 2017 02:13

Instant communication with someone so very far away....

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My Glasses

Such a simple thing, almost beyond notice. I saw my glasses lying on the table. My thoughts wandered to how they were always there as we exchanged our words. Thousands, hundreds of thousands of words. The first, tentative, flirting words in a chat room. The light-hearted banter through email. The growing frequency of "black boxes". The many, many invocations of "our room" where we built...

Added 12 Nov 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 246 | 12 Comments

Our Candle

So long ago, my Love, it seems that we lighted our candle.  Tentative at first we were, as was it's fragile, flickering flame which could have been so easily extinguished. Yet, it stayed alight, growing stronger and steady, a brightly burning blaze, a symbol of our love. True, there were the gusts which sometimes caused it to flare and gutter. Still, it survived, returning to its...

Added 31 Oct 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 281 | 11 Comments

Music Box

The sweet sadness of a music box winding to a stop. The notes growing slowly further and further apart. The cheerful tune becoming melancholy. I wonder at each note, "Will it be the last?" As we drift apart, my Love, When will be OUR last?...

Added 28 Oct 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 334 | 13 Comments


The time I had with you, my Love, Shall ever be with me. You changed my life for the better; Grateful I am for that. Our parting was a shock to me, But, I do understand. The future right now is unclear; My thoughts linger with you. Will you, will I, find another? None who can replace "us". "Time heals all things," you said to me. Perhaps. ...

Added 25 Oct 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 408 | 16 Comments

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If I ever want to change dance styles, I think this is it. Question is: Sword or battle axe? hmmm..decisions, decisons..

Posted: 20 Jan 2017 02:51
but you knew

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Dunno how they manage to stay virgin after all these years lol
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Did I take "dance till you drop" too serious again?! Rats! I HATE it when that happens.
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I wonder if with men, its like kilts? Think there's anything underneath?
Posted: 17 Jan 2017 13:13

I'm just going to assume Jeff has a bigger sword..juuuuust a guess
Posted: 17 Jan 2017 13:09

I think I can get on board with this..hmm..
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