About lynnwitt

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This profile seems to get more and more lengthy, but does get updated from time to time, so, even if you've glanced at it before, it may be useful to read through it again. Or not. Thank you for doing so. Or not. There's even an indicator of when it was last updated.

I dislike having to state terms, but, because many here have a rather, shall we say, blunt approach in both chat rooms and emails, I must. This is the new and improved version - now in easy-to-read bullet form!

* If you wish to talk with me, please do so openly - don't initially whisper! That is a very good way to be blocked.
* It is not the best thing to send me an explicit image as a "hello".
* If you are a guy wearing panties, please just go elsewhere. Pretty please.
* If you say something to me and I don't respond right away, I'm probably reading your profile - if you have one. Lack of a profile also means I may not talk with you. Otherwise, I may just have missed your comment in the room chatter - it does happen.
* If you send a friend request 'right off the bat' (why a bat? why not a crow, raven, hawk, or sloth?) I'll probably defer until we have some communication history between us. You need to know more about me, as I need to know more about you.

I like people who can actually make correct sentences using real words. What is between the ears is as important as what is between the legs (yes, I've heard all the misinterpretations of that statement). If you have a problem with intelligent females, “move along...”.

Late-40s, female, bisexual(*), happily heterosexually married, only canine children.

If it matters, brown hair and eyes, 5'3", 125 lbs, 36C, though I hope you value more than those things.

I have been exploring here, for me, a new world of sexuality, and I seem to have found a very satisfying relationship. I have to say, though, that all my experiences have been quite enlightening - thanks to many lovely ladies.

(*) I list bisexual but, outside my marriage, I seem to have rather intense Lesbian-leanings. I have discovered that about myself - and my husband is generally aware and reasonably accepting of this. I'll talk with males here, but you should probably not expect sexual involvement.

While not the dominant (or domineering) type, I may take control in some circumstances. Likewise, I am most definitely not submissive. I prefer equality of partners. And... I am a romantic.

Politically, if one must have a single label, I would be considered Libertarian. Do I agree absolutely with that school of thought? No, but I identify far more with that direction than the other "choices" available. I'm also an optimistic pragmatist.

I've been told that sometimes my sense of humor can be rather biting... and that it can turn somewhat sarcastic. Just grin and bear it... you may like it. Or not.

Yes, I agree - I was not creative in my choice of screen name. I am Lynn; the Witt ("Vitt") is borrowed from a famous Olympic ice skater. Maybe I'll change it - someday. Or not.

And, OF COURSE the avatar is me. Absolutely. Without doubt.

Due to sensitive professional connections, I am paranoid about revealing my actual identity online - including pictures which show my face - so don't ask! Actual email addresses are, as Monty Python might put it, "Right Out". The secret word is "Illiad", though that will change sporadically.


Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with _dani_
Many and varied. Walking in the mountains, reading, cuddling by the fire in cool weather, time- and inter-dimensional travel...
Favorite Books:
Anything by J.R.R. Tolkien (yes, he wrote many things other than LotR.... including a translation of Beowulf, which may not be as good as Heaney', but it IS Tolkine). Medieval history and fiction. Some items concerning vampire lore. Some, usually older, science fiction.

Favorite Authors:
J.R.R. Tolkien, Bram Stoker, Leonard Wolf, Isaac Asimov, Douglas Adams, Philip K. Dick, Malory, Boccaccio, Homer, Chaucer...
Favorite Movies:
The Netflix recommendation engine is baffled by my selections. I like older films with real dialog (think Casablanca). And, of course, most anything from Mel Brooks.
Favourite TV Shows:
Very few these days, though I did like Game of Thrones ("Mother of Dragons").
Favorite Music:
Early Music, as in Renaissance and prior. And, perversely, New Age. Or some combination thereof: http://staryolsa.com/en/index.html
Date Joined:
23 May 2014
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Latest Forum Posts
Posted: 30 Aug 2016 11:09

when i lie down to rest my head
I like to find you in my bed
I would snuggle up tight
holding on with all my might
And between your legs mine I'd thread

My thoughts and hands began to wander

Topic: Last Two Letters ....
Posted: 30 Aug 2016 10:48


Topic: Ruin a date in 5 words
Posted: 30 Aug 2016 10:45

Hi! My name is Ping....

:D :D

Topic: Opposite Word Game
Posted: 30 Aug 2016 10:44


Posted: 30 Aug 2016 02:40

when i lie down to rest my head
I like to find you in my bed

Topic: Last Two Letters ....
Posted: 30 Aug 2016 02:31


Topic: What Would You Do If You Had A Chance Encounter With The Person Above You
Posted: 30 Aug 2016 02:29

Another beer and talk about women - or Norse mythology :)

Topic: Ruin a date in 5 words
Posted: 30 Aug 2016 02:26

I brought my amoeba farm

Topic: Opposite Word Game
Posted: 30 Aug 2016 02:24

Master (used as title for young gentleman)

Topic: You Wake Up On A Deserted Island with the one above and say...
Posted: 29 Aug 2016 12:17

Do you want to play doctor, too?

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