About lynnwitt

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I've given consideration to a major rewriting of my profile, but, frankly, just don't want to do it. So “it is what it is” - with a few things altered to reflect the current state of things. If you are not overly involved with, as they say, watching grass grow or paint dry, perhaps you might read it.

Because I rarely visit the chat rooms now, I'm no longer explicitly stating 'terms'. They are still in effect, but they're now at the 'double secret probation' level. My recourse to violation of the secret rules is instant blocking.

I like people who can actually make correct sentences using real words. I am far more interested in what's between your ears than between your legs. And, rather bluntly, if you have a problem with intelligent females, “move along...”as Obi Wan said those many years hence.

I am a late (ahem, late)-40s, bisexual female, who is happily heterosexually married and having only canine children. As it happens, outside my marriage, I seem to have far more Lesbian leanings than otherwise. My husband is blissfully unaware of my presence here, though he's not blind to my appreciation of my own sex.

Here, I once found one to whom I became very bonded. More so than I would ever have imagined. Things were happy for me, but, for now, I cannot supply something she needs, so that relationship is now changed. She, though, will never be out of my life. No matter what may befall. We have 'our universe'.

While not an absolute dominant (or domineering, well my husband my disagree) type, I might have a tendency to take control in, ahem, some circumstances. Conversely, I am most definitely not submissive. Not even close. I really prefer equality of partners. And... I am a romantic.

Politically, if one must have a single label, I would be considered Libertarian (https://lp.org). Do I agree absolutely with that school of thought? No, but I identify far more with that direction than the other poor choices available. I'm also an optimistic pragmatist. Think about it.

I've been told that sometimes my sense of humor can be rather biting and can turn somewhat sarcastic. What a surprise. Just grin and bear it... you may like it. Or not. I really intend no harm. Most of the time.

(Insert sigh here) Yes, I agree - I was not creative in my choice of screen name. I am Lynn; the Witt ("Vitt") is borrowed from a famous Olympic ice skater. Maybe I'll change it - someday. Or not.

And, OF COURSE the avatar is me. Absolutely. Without doubt. The picture was taken in one of the alternate dimensions which I simultaneously inhabit.


Disclaimer: Due to sensitive professional connections, I am paranoid (to put it mildly) about revealing my actual identity online - including pictures which show my face - so don't ask. Actual email addresses are, as Monty Python might put it, "Right Out". The secret word is "Fibonacci", though that will change sporadically.

Name:
Lynn
Sex:
Female 
Sign:
Leo
Orientation:
Bisexual
Location:
Local Time:
28 Mar 2017 07:02
Interests:
Many and varied. Walking in the mountains, reading, cuddling by the fire in cool weather, time- and inter-dimensional travel…
Favorite Books:
Anything by J.R.R. Tolkien (yes, he wrote many things other than LotR.... including a translation of Beowulf, which may not be as good as Heaney', but it IS Tolkine). Medieval history and fiction. Some items concerning vampire lore. Some, usually older, science fiction.

https://reason.com/archives/2015/03/03/the-robotic-world-of-philip-k-dick
Favorite Authors:
J.R.R. Tolkien, Bram Stoker, Leonard Wolf, Isaac Asimov, Douglas Adams, Philip K. Dick, Malory, Boccaccio, Homer, Chaucer…
Favorite Movies:
The Netflix recommendation engine is baffled by my selections. I like older films with real dialog (think Casablanca). And, of course, most anything from Mel Brooks.
Favourite TV Shows:
Very few these days, though I did like Game of Thrones ("Mother of Dragons").
Favorite Music:
Early Music, as in Renaissance and prior. And, perversely, New Age. Or some combination thereof: http://staryolsa.com/en/index.html
Website:

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Topic: are you fond of the person above you, not fond, or run screaming from or pass?
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 06:25

Oh very fond indeed.... though I'd certainly beware if it happened that Bad Moon Rising....

Maybe I WON'T run out of them for awhile :)

Topic: LIMERICK GAME
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 06:23

Juli is ready to strip
Quickly exposing each nip

Topic: Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 06:19

Ginger was detained for leaving wet seats on public transportation (or is that pubic....)!

Topic: Roses are Red
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 06:16


Roses are red
That sounds like a plan
But it's rather sad
That you leave out the men

I'd sure love to join you
I'm using my charm
I'm sure that my presence
Would do you no harm



Roses are red
Who knows, we might
To a select few men
Send an invite!

Some here might quell
But others like both
And to that plan
Would not be loath!

Topic: Haiku...Lushly speaking
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 03:08

In your pants I find
Two orbs so firm and waiting
Oops... just Brussels Sprouts

Topic: Roses are Red
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 03:06

Roses are red
But "Roses" is green
Mix with tequila
For a drink that's keen

Pass those around
To the ladies in here
Then let things happen:
They would, no fear!

Clothes would be flying
All over the place
As to find positions
We all do race

Then kissing and licking
And fondling so nice
Loud sighs and deep moans
Would be heard in a thrice

Bodies together
Writhing with glee
Pushing the boundaries
For pleasures to be

Then releases aplenty
With gasps and shouts
We'd collapse together
And probably pass out!


http://www.hamptonspalmbeach.com/shop/images/product/r/roses-lime-juice-12oz-256px-256px.jpg

Topic: LIMERICK GAME
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 02:43

A good time we have in bed
Lynn makes sure i'm well fed
But she brings out some spam
Instead of wham bam
That gives a new meaning to "spread" !
....................................................................

Ping sits in one place and reads

Topic: What was the question?
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 02:40

Wasn't Goldfinger's henchman named Oddjob?

Topic: are you fond of the person above you, not fond, or run screaming from or pass?
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 02:38

Fond.... fondle... fondue!

Topic: Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 02:34

Do you remember anything? You broke the record for the highest altitude ever to have sex, but your orgasm made you pass out. You crash landed. Luckily you only bumped your head.

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/f-hihi.gif" alt="f-hihi"> Well, my head is the LEAST likely thing to be injured :)

..........................................................................................................................................


So, it's not only touching one's TONGUE to a frozen metal pole which can cause injury, is it...!?



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Ocean Waves

Ocean waves Born of the wind Swelling in size Traveling hundreds, thousands of miles Living for days, weeks, longer At last casting upon a coast Dissolving in spray against a rock Or painting a portrait upon sand Their essence never gone It will exist forever But in a changed form As does our love  ...

Added 17 Mar 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 215 | 16 Comments

Between You and Me

That's between you and me, I whispered, smiling; But others can guess That I find you beguiling. Your kindness and caring, So boundlessly expressed, Aren't likely to cause Any feelings repressed. I look here often To see if there might Be a note from you To make my day bright. But when there's not, I still know, you see, That you're out there Thinking of me. When that note is here, A...

Added 25 Jan 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 342 | 18 Comments

My Glasses

Such a simple thing, almost beyond notice. I saw my glasses lying on the table. My thoughts wandered to how they were always there as we exchanged our words. Thousands, hundreds of thousands of words. The first, tentative, flirting words in a chat room. The light-hearted banter through email. The growing frequency of "black boxes". The many, many invocations of "our room" where we built...

Added 12 Nov 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 309 | 15 Comments

Our Candle

So long ago, my Love, it seems that we lighted our candle.  Tentative at first we were, as was it's fragile, flickering flame which could have been so easily extinguished. Yet, it stayed alight, growing stronger and steady, a brightly burning blaze, a symbol of our love. True, there were the gusts which sometimes caused it to flare and gutter. Still, it survived, returning to its...

Added 31 Oct 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 319 | 14 Comments

Music Box

The sweet sadness of a music box winding to a stop. The notes growing slowly further and further apart. The cheerful tune becoming melancholy. I wonder at each note, "Will it be the last?" As we drift apart, my Love, When will be OUR last?...

Added 28 Oct 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 398 | 15 Comments

Perhaps

The time I had with you, my Love, Shall ever be with me. You changed my life for the better; Grateful I am for that. Our parting was a shock to me, But, I do understand. The future right now is unclear; My thoughts linger with you. Will you, will I, find another? None who can replace "us". "Time heals all things," you said to me. Perhaps. ...

Added 25 Oct 2016 | Category Love Poems | Votes 15 | Avg Score 5 | Views 474 | 17 Comments

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heidi
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 20:53
moon03
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 14:45

I got this from Nia's wall. Just thought it's too funny. I love them. Hope you like them. Thank you for the add

lynnwitt
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 14:13
YES!!!!! Sebastian!

gypsygyrl
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 13:39
STEAM47
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 09:46

online
69Kisses96
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 08:55
I hope you enjoy nebulae.

MusicboxDancer
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 07:44

MusicboxDancer
Posted: 26 Mar 2017 18:27

Have a wonderful week!!!
gypsygyrl
Posted: 26 Mar 2017 11:02
gypsygyrl
Posted: 26 Mar 2017 11:01

cuz they can't ALL be dragons..
STEAM47
Posted: 26 Mar 2017 06:19

MusicboxDancer
Posted: 25 Mar 2017 19:37

What is the incubation period for a dragon?
heidi
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Posted: 25 Mar 2017 05:08
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Posted: 25 Mar 2017 04:45

Shannon3K
Posted: 25 Mar 2017 04:35
Even though there was a time difference between them Lynn and Shannon managed to find time to exchange messages. One day they hoped to meet up and whisper the things that they wrote into each other’s ear.


Shannon3K
Posted: 25 Mar 2017 04:30
From “Von Leibeszucht und Leibesschönheit.”, 1940

ConBrio
Posted: 24 Mar 2017 21:07

Would love to join this band but not sure if I would fit in.
gypsygyrl
Posted: 24 Mar 2017 10:48
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