Forum posts made by madbadpenguin

Topic My job is to give orders all day. My question is, is it wrong for me to want
Posted 15 Sep 2014 16:03

No, there is nothing wrong with that whatsoever. Your personal desires are just that, yours, don't worry what people say about your urges.

Topic Nude Photos on your phone
Posted 24 Aug 2014 12:43

I do but I use a vault app, whih doesn't show up as an app, you have to fial a number for it to open, and I use Kaspersky which means I can remotely delete my phone if I loose it

Topic The ladies against the gentlemen.
Posted 26 Jul 2014 06:52


Topic The ladies against the gentlemen.
Posted 26 Jul 2014 06:03


Topic mens wear
Posted 20 Jul 2014 18:37

A watch and a smile

Topic What cologne do you wear?
Posted 20 Jul 2014 18:35

I use two, one is a constant

Play Intense - Its quite light compared to my other scent, I like it. I have had more than one woman compliment me on it, and ask what it is.

Versace Black Jeans - This is quite a dark strong scent, when you put it on it takes about 30mins to die down, however its unique, they stopped making it many years ago, so the two bottles I bought a few years back are still quite a haul lol. As for the effect on women, the other aftershave I use has picked up a few compliments, this one has had a woman follow me around a shop sniffing at me

Topic Come introduce yourself and tell us a lil about you.
Posted 18 Jul 2014 15:45

I am Dominant, or a little more specifically a service Dom (so I have been told), I don't Dom for my personal enjoyment, its just part of what I am, being a sub would be like me writing with my left hand, just something that isn't really me.

As for how I do it and why, I enjoy being the one trusted guide a woman that step outside of her comfort zone she never did, knowing that she wants to, and that she is willing with my support, its something that makes me feel good. Its not about me seeing how I can mark her or even pushing hard limits, its about her wanting to hand her trust to me.

Topic music what not to play at a funeral
Posted 18 Jul 2014 15:30

If someone plays Bieber at my funeral I will get up and punch them in the fucking throat!

Topic romantic vs. horny
Posted 18 Jul 2014 15:29

Let her know you are thinking about her, even at inappropriate times. If you really care about her, she will wander into your thoughts with alarming regularity.

Topic new, and needs ideas.
Posted 18 Jul 2014 15:05

Denial, so you could tie her up, start the process you usually undertake with the spanking and then hold back. Make her know that if she hadn't been bad she could have got what she wanted.

There are lots more, but as Kitsune says be creative.

If you want to know more, feel free to ask

Topic Finish the sentence...I remember when...
Posted 15 Jul 2014 13:33

I remember when I had time to lay back and look for shapes in clouds

Topic Finish the sentence...I remember when...
Posted 15 Jul 2014 13:33

I remember when I had time to lay back and look for shapes in clouds

Topic fuck, kiss or pass the person above you
Posted 13 Jul 2014 18:30

Kissing and if it gets heated, moving on from there...

Topic Kiss, Fuck, or Pass?
Posted 13 Jul 2014 18:28


Topic Spank Or Be Spanked!
Posted 13 Jul 2014 17:55

I can happily oblige!

Topic A Sex toy question
Posted 12 Jul 2014 16:16

Hi ladies,

I have spoken to a few people on here and other sites over the course of a few years, and I am always shocked by the amount of women who say they have had partners who objected to them using or even owning toys.

I personally enjoy using them as a couple, or knowing that she can make use of them if I am away, I don't see them as a threat, but there are clearly guys out there who do.

My question is, how many of you have had partners who objected, and what was their level of objection. Although I don't think this should just be a negative thread, if you have had a guy who supported your use of them, share your experiences as well ladies.

Topic Your favourite kink?
Posted 07 Jul 2014 23:27

Physical control (I am a Dominant personality)
Orgasm control/denial, this can take the form of something as simple as holding her on the edge, or when you and her are in synch enough, you can have her orgasm from a verbal command (there are other ways but this is my preference). I like to count from 10-1 sometimes making it all the way, sometimes not, different speeds of counting if you want her to have an intense orgasm, or a nice long slow relaxing one. But when two people click and it works well, then she can cum over and over again (I have had a partner who came over 10-15 times in the space of an hour like this), as each count has its own build up and intensity not just the overarching play.

Topic How would you turn a woman on without touching her tits, ass or pussy?
Posted 07 Jul 2014 23:23

Its about understanding her mind, her wants and needs, what she craves.

If you are really lucky you can help shape what she craves at that moment, taking her further down the path than she every thought she could go. This can only be done when you have mutual trust, some guys might try and tell her by shouting, or telling her she is a bad partner, but in all honesty I enjoy being there to support her, to help her realise what she wants, even if it was outside where she ever thought she would be.

As for how would I make her orgasm if I coudn't touch her, it would have to be her neck to start, slowly stroking fingertips down from her hairline, to her shoulderblades, followed by soft gentle kissing, slowly changing, letting her feel my urgency through my touch. Fingers moving down to her ribs, gripping her, moving her, posing her, letting her feel the control slipping away from me, and her knowing that its because of her being there it is happening, that if I was alone if would be nothing like this.

But then my mind wanders, and this isnt going to turn into a full story.

Topic Tattoos:yes or no?
Posted 28 May 2014 15:32

It all depends on the tattoo and the woman, some suit them some don't.

Good example

Bad example

Topic Sexiest Underwear
Posted 16 Feb 2014 12:00

Something that makes her feel good, a woman who exudes confidence is noticeable.

Topic Accent
Posted 28 Jan 2014 09:39

Well I have a Northern English accent, slightly softer than the RP (posh accent) from further down south, although I would like to think I am no less articulate because of it.

But you can judge for yourself.

As for the British vs English/Scottish/Wales/Northern Ireland I don't have an issue with anyone who doesn't come from this group of nations knowing about it. They can happily say I have a British accent, I am quite surprised by the people on here saying something like that annoys them. If they don't come from around these islands, why would they know? I certainly don't think so.

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 28 Jan 2014 07:56

I have gone a little retro

Reel Big Fish - Sell Out

Topic Shower gel .... with zing!!
Posted 26 Jan 2014 15:31

I am from the UK, a few years ago you used to be able to pick up a shower gel from the guys section in Lush (shop that sells lots of smelly stuff) that was in an ice cube bag, so you used to pop it out and shower with one or two of them.

I have no idea if they still sell it though, having chatted about this I might go look it up again.

Topic what is the sexiest thing a Dom/sub has ever done/said to you?
Posted 22 Jan 2014 05:39

When she trusts me enough to freely give me control. Knowing that she trusts me with something so precious, something that she hasn't known she can give to someone before.

Then that small darkness that I get growing inside, the need to let her know why she gave it to me.

That is a little glimpse of heaven for me.

Topic Are all men unsatisfied with the size of their penis?
Posted 09 Jan 2014 17:05

Mine isn't huge, but its not tiny.

Its kinda like breast sizes, you might not be happy with it, and want bigger, but the person you are with will be happy or they wouldn't be with you.

For a question like this I will have to quote a friend of mine, who on having a drunken girl breaking up with him in the pub, she screamed at him that he had a tiny cock, he just smiled stood up and said "If you didn't have a minge like a pringles can it would be ok, and its big enough to let me cum every time....."

Topic Where is the riskiest or oddest place you've had sex?
Posted 09 Jan 2014 16:27

Having had a think, it seems there are a few places, although I would say I don't have a huge need for it to be in public it is just once the urge gets a little overwhelming.

In a park on a walk home from a meal out and a drink - we got quite carried away and fell off the park bench, hit the floor and then carried on. This left her clean white skirt with quite a mud patch on the back, so much so we had to throw it out.

A snow covered wood in Finland, there was an interesting problem when it got a little rougher, and the snow fell off the tree covering us! It wasn't the longest session, but it was -20c.

A hot tub in Finland, which wasn't that far from the Yuki (a chalet), we did have to sit down when a group went past on a late night snowmobile trip lol.

A hotel in front of a large window, several carparks, and a bosses desk.

Topic Dominate or to be dominated or pass the above person?
Posted 05 Jan 2014 19:30

And I am atrocious at being dominated,

So a match made in.... well Lush clearly!

Topic What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Posted 03 Jan 2014 23:13

A range of G&Ts