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I find it funny the responses my post has received... Is it because your posts are usually ignored?
I have been with two married women in my life, neither of whom was MY wife. The primary reason they cheated on their husbands was that the husbands just plain ignored them, took them for granted and treated them like second class maid service with a periodic fuck on the side that did nothing for the wife. Yes I enjoyed taking them and it was so easy. I just showed a little affection, was interested in what they had to say and gave them some awesome sex with plenty of orgasms.I wish I could still perform like that, I keep running into so many women in just that situation. I could literally be having sex with a different wife every day. Guys up your game. Pay her some attention, and mean it. You loved her once, may even think you still do! So SHOW her you do, or lose her to someone like me who WILL take her. Shit... This Sam is a goddamn mustachioed fuck warrior.
Wow, that sucks... My advice would be to look for a dude that's not such a fucking pussy. Two months? lol
I think it's funny and a really sarcastic take on your calling me 'the biggest bully on The Forum'. For real. You're super fucking annoying. Like, really really... really annoying. But you're no bully.
If seduction is how you scare people, then who am I to stop you? I'd be disappointed if you didn't try... It's more fun when you don't have permission. Everyone knows that.
Good, you can join me when I go to scare the village inhabitants. We ride at dusk! You mean seduce the village inhabitants.
i simply told him that i was done putting myself on the line for him every time he did something that got him into hot water, as i have in the past. if that seems like a threat to him, than perhaps he should be careful about calling other people thin-skinned snowflakes. number of people i have suspended or deleted because i have had personal issues with them to date: zero. also - definition time. PM: Private Message.member sharing contents of private messages in a public forum: Douchebag Who you talking to? You're Truman showing out on me. And c'mon now. PM's are a misnomer. I'm sure it doesn't take much to read my PMs if someone really wanted to. Like if they really wanted to see what you said.You've revealed more about your pm than I did in this post btw. Sure you said what you posted... you said more too. Posting this in the forum doesn't change what you implied in my inbox. So maybe you're the douchebag. Also, i probably have called someone a thin skinned snowflake.. but I'd still like to be quoted as doing so and in context if I actually did. My memory is more fuzzy than yours.
And you've always reminded me of an attention seeking dachshund. I bet you are well into the pink side of the chart too. https://www.youtube.com/embed/XVpILDWGpwk Why you gotta be like that? I give you a compliment. I spice you up.. and then you go and be rude. Why? What's wrong with you?
Do you look like a wimpy vampire or one of those sexually aggressive "I'll fuck you up," vampires? Because I kinda dig that. Also, nice to meet you, fellow dark featured yet pale person. I'm absolutely frightening.
We both know I've fluffed your tickler before. I'm asking for seconds.
Liam put his fork down, sat straight up and stared at his phone's screen for several seconds. One new message, his home-screen read. He put it down without viewing it, finished his meal and once again picked up his phone. 1 New Message: Adelaide He unlocked his phone and read the text. Adelaide: I miss you. Are you doing ok? Liam placed his phone down on the bar and ordered a...
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"I changed the ring tone for you when you call," Jack laughed. "Here we go, what is it?" Meggie asked, a slight trace of her southern roots in her voice. "Yakety Sax." "What?" "You know, that music from Benny Hill..." Jack held in his laughter, obviously proud of himself. "Change that!" "It's so perfect for when you call and your face pops up on the screen. I changed your picture...
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1 Week Before the Masquerade "That can't be your best line. What is it really?" Hector asked his new recruiting partner. "It is, I swear. Women love hearing things like that. Some of them laugh, but they still like it," Jonas answered, while parking their black SUV. "Whatever, man," Hector chuckled and continued. "I wouldn't tell you what my best line is either... But it's not even...
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San Diego "Hello?" Jack answered his phone without checking who it was. "Monsieur Jacques, bonjour!" Jack furrowed his brow, lowered his phone and took a quick look at the area code. 702... Las Vegas. Bridgette, he realized. "Jacques? Have I reached monsieur Jacques?" Bridgette asked in a ridiculously over-the-top French accent. Jack laughed and asked, "What's with...
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Fucking Barber 12/21/12 Noah and Teddy just finished a joint and are waxing intellectual around the coffee table at Teddy's parents house. Neither of which are using the coasters provided by Teddy's mother. "You believe in that nonsense?" Noah dismissively asked as he flipped through the channels, settling on the news. "You never know, those Aztecs--" "Mayans,"...
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Saturday the 23rd, September 2012 ~I seek revenge on the sons of Adam. As reported to us by the sole survivor of last night's massacre. These were the chilling, deranged words allegedly spoken by the Equinox Killer, the blogosphere has simply dubbed as, Lilly Black. This is Red Alert News at Eleven with Dennis Thomson. Good evening ladies and Gentlemen I'm Dennis Thomson. 'Lilly...
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Ethan Ethan, dressed in just a pair of swim trunks and a bathrobe, walked to the lavishly decorated clubhouse of his gated community. He nodded at Theo, the night watchman, before entering. The pool room was indoors, heated, and most importantly, empty at midnight. Ethan plugged his phone into a tiny speaker and hit play. He removed his robe and jumped into the pool. He tried to...
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"It was so nice of you to have me and Tyler join you guys up here for the weekend! We really appreciate it," Brooke said to Amy, holding her cup of coffee close to her lips to protect against the chilly bite of the Sierra Nevada breeze before taking a sip. "Jacob and I have been up here so often, just the two of us, that we decided that this year we wanted some company and who better than...
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"Get the big boner ready because I've got a shit-load of water and some bull-rider," Christine said into her cell phone, explaining to Maria that she wished for her to clean their large bong because she possesses really good marijuana and a lot of time to kill. Maria looked up from her text book and asked, "You coming by now? Like, right-now-right-now?" "Yeah." "But, I'm studying." ...
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Christine took a quick glance at the clock hanging over Mr. Vasiliev's desk. Fuck, only 2:15. I can't take 45 more minutes of Mr. V's class. Is Maria still meeting me after school? I hope she wants to get something to eat... Christine's mind wondered. Christine discreetly took her phone out of her backpack and slowly moved it to her lap out of Mr. Vasiliev's view. She opened her...
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Friday 8:36 AM Charlotte knelt on the king-sized bed, her slender legs parted, her soft white ass nestled between her thighs as she went about the task of folding laundry. She quietly hummed while listening to the shower door slide open, glancing once towards the bathroom as she deftly folded a pair of green lace panties. She listened for the sound of the electric shaver, smiling...
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Sin My name is Michael and I am a servant of God. This was not how I imagined my life when I was a young man. Clara. Clara was her name. Beautiful Clara. We were like oil and water as children. As teenagers we were inseparable. By the time we hit twenty we had always felt like we were born to be together, forever. I scraped together what money I had and bought her the nicest ring I...
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