About Magical_felix

Biography

In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty babes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

Name:
Jack
Sex:
Male 
Age:
35
Sign:
Scorpio
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
California
Local Time:
20 Jan 2017 04:46
Interests:
Pulling things out of my bag-O-tricks
Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
Favorite Authors:
Magical_felix
Favorite Movies:
Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.

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Latest Forum Posts More forum posts »

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 19 Jan 2017 02:24

It would be great if it were possible for Lush to identify multiple account holders. Even those that post and delete. It would save the mods from having to wade through so much bullshit if members knew they couldn't get away with it.

I bet no one has ever thought of that, trinket.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 19 Jan 2017 02:06

When you are talking in black box go back to where you were not the top of what you were reading....

omg this makes so much sense

Topic: Donald Trump is exhausting me....
Posted: 12 Jan 2017 08:17



So...you stick to a fourth-grade vocabulary, just so that you're not mistaken for a "sweater vest wearing" dork? Having a conversation with you over drinks must be absolutely...stultifying.

Your misshapen cucumber tits are stultifying.

Topic: Donald Trump is exhausting me....
Posted: 11 Jan 2017 14:45



"Gasp"

People using uncommon and complex words on a writers' site. How dare they.

Yes, I have used 'stultifying' in real life. The people I interact with have larger vocabularies. They may use words like profligate, pernicious, and pedantic too...

Sounds like a bunch of fragile, sweater vest wearing dorks who get together to listen to the indigenous music of Peru while sipping on fair trade kombucha.

Topic: President Obama's Legacy .... What will it be?
Posted: 10 Jan 2017 21:07

I believe him to be a trader


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Topic: President Obama's Legacy .... What will it be?
Posted: 10 Jan 2017 19:51



wait, which one? both of them? ooo. clever.

Yes, haven't you ever seen mission impossible? Same tech.

Fun fact: Obama directed the sequel, that's why it sucked.

Topic: President Obama's Legacy .... What will it be?
Posted: 10 Jan 2017 19:40



Umm... curious. we including Hitler and Stalin in that statement? <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">

That was Obama in disguise you fucking idiot.

Topic: President Obama's Legacy .... What will it be?
Posted: 10 Jan 2017 17:11

Half the country will think he was the worst president ever.

The other half will think he did a decent job with what he had.

History books will probably emphasize that he was the first black president, ended osama bin laden, was charismatic, started up the first form of universal healthcare and ushered in the era of the drone.

Topic: Let's stop using this sexist trope of referring to any woman as someone's wife, mother, daug
Posted: 10 Jan 2017 15:36




At least we aren't using the term 'old maid' anymore

This hen clucks way too much.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 10 Jan 2017 00:06



Wow, I have never been so close to a Magical_felix outburst before. All of the positiveness of these posts have been brought down in one fell swoop by your petty grammatical pickup. This remark was uncalled for.

Might I suggest you reboot your 2017 and show us the new Magical_felix. Grow some empathy, love & feeling, ditch the hate and sarcasm.

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Yes, you're right. I promise to not say another sarcastic, mean, hateful or ugly word again.

I must remember that even though I may not agree with what someone says or the way they say it, other members might. I will remember that the posters I so unfairly attack are possibly an inspiration for slow adults everywhere. I will make an effort to remember this.

I will improve lush by being a better person.

My bad.

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Stories Published By Magical_felix All Stories »

Editor's Pick Belgard

Liam put his fork down, sat straight up and stared at his phone's screen for several seconds. One new message, his home-screen read. He put it down without viewing it, finished his meal and once again picked up his phone. 1 New Message: Adelaide He unlocked his phone and read the text. Adelaide: I miss you. Are you doing ok? Liam placed his phone down on the bar and ordered a...

Added 02 Jul 2015 | Category Hardcore | Votes 52 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 23,920 | 35 Comments

Recommended Read Paramour

"I changed the ring tone for you when you call," Jack laughed. "Here we go, what is it?" Meggie asked, a slight trace of her southern roots in her voice. "Yakety Sax." "What?" "You know, that music from Benny Hill..." Jack held in his laughter, obviously proud of himself. "Change that!" "It's so perfect for when you call and your face pops up on the screen. I changed your picture...

Added 07 May 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 34 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 21,949 | 26 Comments

Editor's Pick Let Her Eat Cake

1 Week Before the Masquerade "That can't be your best line. What is it really?" Hector asked his new recruiting partner. "It is, I swear. Women love hearing things like that. Some of them laugh, but they still like it," Jonas answered, while parking their black SUV. "Whatever, man," Hector chuckled and continued. "I wouldn't tell you what my best line is either... But it's not even...

Added 22 Jun 2012 | Category Reluctance | Votes 88 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 53,157 | 38 Comments

Editor's Pick Mignonette

San Diego "Hello?" Jack answered his phone without checking who it was. "Monsieur Jacques, bonjour!" Jack furrowed his brow, lowered his phone and took a quick look at the area code. 702... Las Vegas. Bridgette, he realized. "Jacques? Have I reached monsieur Jacques?" Bridgette asked in a ridiculously over-the-top French accent. Jack laughed and asked, "What's with...

Added 27 Jun 2013 | Category Group Sex | Votes 34 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 22,270 | 21 Comments

Editor's Pick Kingdom Come

Fucking Barber 12/21/12 Noah and Teddy just finished a joint and are waxing intellectual around the coffee table at Teddy's parents house. Neither of which are using the coasters provided by Teddy's mother. "You believe in that nonsense?" Noah dismissively asked as he flipped through the channels, settling on the news. "You never know, those Aztecs--" "Mayans,"...

Added 10 Jan 2013 | Category Hardcore | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 21,311 | 16 Comments

Recommended Read No Sympathy for Lilly Black

Saturday the 23rd, September 2012 ~I seek revenge on the sons of Adam. As reported to us by the sole survivor of last night's massacre. These were the chilling, deranged words allegedly spoken by the Equinox Killer, the blogosphere has simply dubbed as, Lilly Black. This is Red Alert News at Eleven with Dennis Thomson. Good evening ladies and Gentlemen I'm Dennis Thomson. 'Lilly...

Added 20 Sep 2013 | Category Supernatural | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 7,338 | 19 Comments

Recommended Read Stars and Clouds

Ethan   Ethan, dressed in just a pair of swim trunks and a bathrobe, walked to the lavishly decorated clubhouse of his gated community. He nodded at Theo, the night watchman, before entering. The pool room was indoors, heated, and most importantly, empty at midnight.  Ethan plugged his phone into a tiny speaker and hit play. He removed his robe and jumped into the pool. He tried to...

Added 07 Apr 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 3,978 | 24 Comments

Recommended Read Coffee, Cards and a Cabin

"It was so nice of you to have me and Tyler join you guys up here for the weekend! We really appreciate it," Brooke said to Amy, holding her cup of coffee close to her lips to protect against the chilly bite of the Sierra Nevada breeze before taking a sip. "Jacob and I have been up here so often, just the two of us, that we decided that this year we wanted some company and who better than...

Added 26 Nov 2011 | Category Taboo | Votes 59 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 9,916 | 26 Comments

Recommended Read One Thing Leads to Another: Rumble Pussy

"Get the big boner ready because I've got a shit-load of water and some bull-rider," Christine said into her cell phone, explaining to Maria that she wished for her to clean their large bong because she possesses really good marijuana and a lot of time to kill. Maria looked up from her text book and asked, "You coming by now? Like, right-now-right-now?" "Yeah." "But, I'm studying." ...

Added 01 Feb 2012 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 54 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 12,861 | 23 Comments

One Thing Leads to Another: Semen is Mostly Sugar?

Christine took a quick glance at the clock hanging over Mr. Vasiliev's desk. Fuck, only 2:15. I can't take 45 more minutes of Mr. V's class. Is Maria still meeting me after school? I hope she wants to get something to eat... Christine's mind wondered. Christine discreetly took her phone out of her backpack and slowly moved it to her lap out of Mr. Vasiliev's view. She opened her...

Added 13 Apr 2010 | Category Anal | Votes 76 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 31,772 | 18 Comments

Stories Coauthored By Magical_felix

M.Felix/Sprite present: Whores, Lies, and Sinker

Friday 8:36 AM Charlotte knelt on the king-sized bed, her slender legs parted, her soft white ass nestled between her thighs as she went about the task of folding laundry. She quietly hummed while listening to the shower door slide open, glancing once towards the bathroom as she deftly folded a pair of green lace panties. She listened for the sound of the electric shaver, smiling...

Added 08 Sep 2011 | Category Lesbian | Votes 70 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 13,424 | 35 Comments

Sin and Absolution

Sin  My name is Michael and I am a servant of God. This was not how I imagined my life when I was a young man. Clara. Clara was her name. Beautiful Clara. We were like oil and water as children. As teenagers we were inseparable. By the time we hit twenty we had always felt like we were born to be together, forever. I scraped together what money I had and bought her the nicest ring I...

Added 02 May 2015 | Category Taboo | Votes 37 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 23,539 | 31 Comments

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Posted: 01 Jan 2017 15:19
Happy New Year xo And Birthday xo


Mysteria27
Posted: 01 Jan 2017 08:28
Happy Birthday Jack...Wishing you a wonderful birthday. Have fun...xo











Lush
Posted: 01 Jan 2017 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

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Posted: 30 Dec 2016 09:43
Just wanted to wish you a Happy, Safe and Healthy New Year. Enjoy...xo












Mysteria27
Posted: 24 Dec 2016 12:29
Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas. Hoping you have a lovely holiday....xo














Buz
Posted: 23 Dec 2016 08:30
Jack, the boss at Santa Clauses R Us said after your recent encounter with the police, you need to turn in your Santa outfit. He told you not to get drunk and go to the strip club.
Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year!


Dancing_Doll
Posted: 22 Dec 2016 06:33
Heeeya - Wishing you a Dirty Little Christmas - Fa la la! Hope you're good! It's been a while! xx

kiera
Posted: 19 Dec 2016 01:47


My kids are really into twenty one pilots atm.

Mysteria27
Posted: 18 Dec 2016 14:46
Popping in...xo








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Posted: 24 Nov 2016 01:26
For your thanksgiving entertainment...


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Posted: 23 Nov 2016 16:36
Hope you have a lovely Thanksgiving....xo




Mysteria27
Posted: 18 Nov 2016 07:47
Happy Weekend....Have a great one...xo

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