About Magical_felix


In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty babes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

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26 Apr 2017 07:15
Pulling things out of my bag-O-tricks
Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
Favorite Authors:
Favorite Movies:
Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.


Date Joined:
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Topic: If your teddy bear suddenly could talk...
Posted: 23 Apr 2017 20:43

Not much. Mine disappeared when I was three. Last seen in my cousins lap late evening as she sat under the pine tree in the front yard. I pointed at it and asked about bringing it along when my father took me in the house, but he left Teddy with Chrissie. I searched for several days after for Teddy, but never seen again.


Topic: If your teddy bear suddenly could talk...
Posted: 23 Apr 2017 20:14

What stories would he tell about you?

I think most people got rid of their teddy bears when they were 8, hooster1.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 23 Apr 2017 20:09

Neither if us know the answer to that question... Nor the one of why I haven't stayed since the first time I joined uninterrupted.

Remind them of how they obviously aren't up to your speed. Step your game up bozo or else I can't in good conscience call you my nemesis anymore.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 23 Apr 2017 20:07

Will you even be staying among us long enough to profit from that suggestion, Mr. Nuder?

I hope so, even though I don't know who this "nuder" is, I hope you let this young gentleman express himself.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 23 Apr 2017 20:04

Neither if us know the answer to that question... Nor the one of why I haven't stayed since the first time I joined uninterrupted.

I think they should make the default avatar available with a helmet.

Like, get with the times lush.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 23 Apr 2017 20:03

Pfffffffffftttttttttttttttt... is that all.
<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Dude... you should change your rank to "Alpha Beta"... that would be so damn funny. I'll change mine to that if you change yours too.

Topic: Does sex on a first date mean she’s not girlfriend material?
Posted: 23 Apr 2017 19:57

I agree with the answer to the title question... However, I think that if she's having sex with you on Date 1, it says nothing about her opinion of your quality.

That written, if she is letting you touch what you can see the first second of Date 1 later in the same first date, there is no reason for there to be a second.

Can't really argue with about 87% of this.

Topic: Does sex on a first date mean she’s not girlfriend material?
Posted: 21 Apr 2017 23:47

Yes, yes it does.

I know you guys, in your self imposed house arrest bubble on lush, might scoff or be confused by this notion...but sex on the first date means she doesn't think you're boyfriend material either. She will fuck you on the first date because she finds you fun and attractive but if she wanted you as a boyfriend she would make you wait a bit and work for it... Because she wants to make you think she's not a ho. Sex on the first date is fuck buddy status not girlfriend status.

Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 21 Apr 2017 23:39


Topic: How Lack Of Touch Is Destroying Men
Posted: 21 Apr 2017 22:46

Lack Of Touch

When hugging a female friend, I'm always worried they'll think I've hugged too long for a cheap thrill. Which is never actually the case.

That's in your head. Just the fact that you think this way, is fucking weird and creepy. If a I knew a female friend tried to time her hugs with me to convey or not convey a certain thing... I'd feel creeped out. That's putting way too much thought into a basic human interaction. I've always known that you're a weirdo... so this doesn't surprise me but seriously, try to work on treating women normally and not calculating everything you do around them you fucking shithead creep.

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Stories Published By Magical_felix All Stories »

Editor's Pick Belgard

Liam put his fork down, sat straight up and stared at his phone's screen for several seconds. One new message, his home-screen read. He put it down without viewing it, finished his meal and once again picked up his phone. 1 New Message: Adelaide He unlocked his phone and read the text. Adelaide: I miss you. Are you doing ok? Liam placed his phone down on the bar and ordered a...

Added 02 Jul 2015 | Category Hardcore | Votes 51 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 24,458 | 34 Comments

Recommended Read Paramour

"I changed the ring tone for you when you call," Jack laughed. "Here we go, what is it?" Meggie asked, a slight trace of her southern roots in her voice. "Yakety Sax." "What?" "You know, that music from Benny Hill..." Jack held in his laughter, obviously proud of himself. "Change that!" "It's so perfect for when you call and your face pops up on the screen. I changed your picture...

Added 07 May 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 22,338 | 24 Comments

Editor's Pick Let Her Eat Cake

1 Week Before the Masquerade "That can't be your best line. What is it really?" Hector asked his new recruiting partner. "It is, I swear. Women love hearing things like that. Some of them laugh, but they still like it," Jonas answered, while parking their black SUV. "Whatever, man," Hector chuckled and continued. "I wouldn't tell you what my best line is either... But it's not even...

Added 22 Jun 2012 | Category Reluctance | Votes 89 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 54,051 | 38 Comments

Editor's Pick Mignonette

San Diego "Hello?" Jack answered his phone without checking who it was. "Monsieur Jacques, bonjour!" Jack furrowed his brow, lowered his phone and took a quick look at the area code. 702... Las Vegas. Bridgette, he realized. "Jacques? Have I reached monsieur Jacques?" Bridgette asked in a ridiculously over-the-top French accent. Jack laughed and asked, "What's with...

Added 27 Jun 2013 | Category Group Sex | Votes 34 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 22,607 | 21 Comments

Editor's Pick Kingdom Come

Fucking Barber 12/21/12 Noah and Teddy just finished a joint and are waxing intellectual around the coffee table at Teddy's parents house. Neither of which are using the coasters provided by Teddy's mother. "You believe in that nonsense?" Noah dismissively asked as he flipped through the channels, settling on the news. "You never know, those Aztecs--" "Mayans,"...

Added 10 Jan 2013 | Category Hardcore | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 21,618 | 16 Comments

Recommended Read No Sympathy for Lilly Black

Saturday the 23rd, September 2012 ~I seek revenge on the sons of Adam. As reported to us by the sole survivor of last night's massacre. These were the chilling, deranged words allegedly spoken by the Equinox Killer, the blogosphere has simply dubbed as, Lilly Black. This is Red Alert News at Eleven with Dennis Thomson. Good evening ladies and Gentlemen I'm Dennis Thomson. 'Lilly...

Added 20 Sep 2013 | Category Supernatural | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 7,487 | 18 Comments

Recommended Read Stars and Clouds

Ethan   Ethan, dressed in just a pair of swim trunks and a bathrobe, walked to the lavishly decorated clubhouse of his gated community. He nodded at Theo, the night watchman, before entering. The pool room was indoors, heated, and most importantly, empty at midnight.  Ethan plugged his phone into a tiny speaker and hit play. He removed his robe and jumped into the pool. He tried to...

Added 07 Apr 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 4,075 | 23 Comments

Recommended Read Coffee, Cards and a Cabin

"It was so nice of you to have me and Tyler join you guys up here for the weekend! We really appreciate it," Brooke said to Amy, holding her cup of coffee close to her lips to protect against the chilly bite of the Sierra Nevada breeze before taking a sip. "Jacob and I have been up here so often, just the two of us, that we decided that this year we wanted some company and who better than...

Added 26 Nov 2011 | Category Taboo | Votes 59 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 10,150 | 26 Comments

Recommended Read One Thing Leads to Another: Rumble Pussy

"Get the big boner ready because I've got a shit-load of water and some bull-rider," Christine said into her cell phone, explaining to Maria that she wished for her to clean their large bong because she possesses really good marijuana and a lot of time to kill. Maria looked up from her text book and asked, "You coming by now? Like, right-now-right-now?" "Yeah." "But, I'm studying." ...

Added 01 Feb 2012 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 54 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 13,140 | 23 Comments

One Thing Leads to Another: Semen is Mostly Sugar?

Christine took a quick glance at the clock hanging over Mr. Vasiliev's desk. Fuck, only 2:15. I can't take 45 more minutes of Mr. V's class. Is Maria still meeting me after school? I hope she wants to get something to eat... Christine's mind wondered. Christine discreetly took her phone out of her backpack and slowly moved it to her lap out of Mr. Vasiliev's view. She opened her...

Added 13 Apr 2010 | Category Anal | Votes 75 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 32,007 | 18 Comments

Stories Coauthored By Magical_felix

M.Felix/Sprite present: Whores, Lies, and Sinker

Friday 8:36 AM Charlotte knelt on the king-sized bed, her slender legs parted, her soft white ass nestled between her thighs as she went about the task of folding laundry. She quietly hummed while listening to the shower door slide open, glancing once towards the bathroom as she deftly folded a pair of green lace panties. She listened for the sound of the electric shaver, smiling...

Added 08 Sep 2011 | Category Lesbian | Votes 72 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 13,622 | 37 Comments

Sin and Absolution

Sin  My name is Michael and I am a servant of God. This was not how I imagined my life when I was a young man. Clara. Clara was her name. Beautiful Clara. We were like oil and water as children. As teenagers we were inseparable. By the time we hit twenty we had always felt like we were born to be together, forever. I scraped together what money I had and bought her the nicest ring I...

Added 02 May 2015 | Category Taboo | Views 24,006 | 31 Comments

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