About Magical_felix


In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty babes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

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Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
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Favorite Movies:
Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.


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Topic: Should The Think Tank be renamed to The Troll's Lair?
Posted: 21 Mar 2017 04:31

I find it funny the responses my post has received...

Is it because your posts are usually ignored?

Topic: Do you like having sex with married men because they're married ?
Posted: 21 Mar 2017 03:43

I have been with two married women in my life, neither of whom was MY wife. The primary reason they cheated on their husbands was that the husbands just plain ignored them, took them for granted and treated them like second class maid service with a periodic fuck on the side that did nothing for the wife. Yes I enjoyed taking them and it was so easy. I just showed a little affection, was interested in what they had to say and gave them some awesome sex with plenty of orgasms.
I wish I could still perform like that, I keep running into so many women in just that situation. I could literally be having sex with a different wife every day.
Guys up your game. Pay her some attention, and mean it. You loved her once, may even think you still do! So SHOW her you do, or lose her to someone like me who WILL take her.

Shit... This Sam is a goddamn mustachioed fuck warrior.

Topic: Approaching the Topic of Going Further w/ BF
Posted: 20 Mar 2017 02:57

Wow, that sucks... My advice would be to look for a dude that's not such a fucking pussy. Two months? lol

Topic: Should The Think Tank be renamed to The Troll's Lair?
Posted: 20 Mar 2017 02:20

I think it's funny and a really sarcastic take on your calling me 'the biggest bully on The Forum'.

For real. You're super fucking annoying. Like, really really... really annoying. But you're no bully.

Topic: Boobs too big?
Posted: 18 Mar 2017 02:59

If seduction is how you scare people, then who am I to stop you?

I'd be disappointed if you didn't try... It's more fun when you don't have permission. Everyone knows that.

Topic: Boobs too big?
Posted: 18 Mar 2017 02:10

Good, you can join me when I go to scare the village inhabitants. We ride at dusk!

You mean seduce the village inhabitants.

Topic: Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted: 18 Mar 2017 01:44

i simply told him that i was done putting myself on the line for him every time he did something that got him into hot water, as i have in the past. if that seems like a threat to him, than perhaps he should be careful about calling other people thin-skinned snowflakes. number of people i have suspended or deleted because i have had personal issues with them to date: zero.

also - definition time.

PM: Private Message.
member sharing contents of private messages in a public forum: Douchebag

Who you talking to? You're Truman showing out on me.

And c'mon now. PM's are a misnomer. I'm sure it doesn't take much to read my PMs if someone really wanted to. Like if they really wanted to see what you said.

You've revealed more about your pm than I did in this post btw. Sure you said what you posted... you said more too. Posting this in the forum doesn't change what you implied in my inbox. So maybe you're the douchebag.

Also, i probably have called someone a thin skinned snowflake.. but I'd still like to be quoted as doing so and in context if I actually did. My memory is more fuzzy than yours.

Topic: Loudmouthed Liberalism Is Losing
Posted: 18 Mar 2017 01:31

And you've always reminded me of an attention seeking dachshund. I bet you are well into the pink side of the chart too.


Why you gotta be like that? I give you a compliment. I spice you up.. and then you go and be rude. Why? What's wrong with you?

Topic: Boobs too big?
Posted: 18 Mar 2017 01:28

Do you look like a wimpy vampire or one of those sexually aggressive "I'll fuck you up," vampires? Because I kinda dig that. Also, nice to meet you, fellow dark featured yet pale person.

I'm absolutely frightening.

Topic: which food can you SIMPLY NOT ABIDE?
Posted: 16 Mar 2017 06:59

We both know I've fluffed your tickler before.

I'm asking for seconds.

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Editor's Pick Belgard

Liam put his fork down, sat straight up and stared at his phone's screen for several seconds. One new message, his home-screen read. He put it down without viewing it, finished his meal and once again picked up his phone. 1 New Message: Adelaide He unlocked his phone and read the text. Adelaide: I miss you. Are you doing ok? Liam placed his phone down on the bar and ordered a...

Added 02 Jul 2015 | Category Hardcore | Votes 51 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 24,275 | 34 Comments

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"I changed the ring tone for you when you call," Jack laughed. "Here we go, what is it?" Meggie asked, a slight trace of her southern roots in her voice. "Yakety Sax." "What?" "You know, that music from Benny Hill..." Jack held in his laughter, obviously proud of himself. "Change that!" "It's so perfect for when you call and your face pops up on the screen. I changed your picture...

Added 07 May 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 22,201 | 24 Comments

Editor's Pick Let Her Eat Cake

1 Week Before the Masquerade "That can't be your best line. What is it really?" Hector asked his new recruiting partner. "It is, I swear. Women love hearing things like that. Some of them laugh, but they still like it," Jonas answered, while parking their black SUV. "Whatever, man," Hector chuckled and continued. "I wouldn't tell you what my best line is either... But it's not even...

Added 22 Jun 2012 | Category Reluctance | Votes 88 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 53,702 | 37 Comments

Editor's Pick Mignonette

San Diego "Hello?" Jack answered his phone without checking who it was. "Monsieur Jacques, bonjour!" Jack furrowed his brow, lowered his phone and took a quick look at the area code. 702... Las Vegas. Bridgette, he realized. "Jacques? Have I reached monsieur Jacques?" Bridgette asked in a ridiculously over-the-top French accent. Jack laughed and asked, "What's with...

Added 27 Jun 2013 | Category Group Sex | Votes 34 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 22,468 | 21 Comments

Editor's Pick Kingdom Come

Fucking Barber 12/21/12 Noah and Teddy just finished a joint and are waxing intellectual around the coffee table at Teddy's parents house. Neither of which are using the coasters provided by Teddy's mother. "You believe in that nonsense?" Noah dismissively asked as he flipped through the channels, settling on the news. "You never know, those Aztecs--" "Mayans,"...

Added 10 Jan 2013 | Category Hardcore | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 21,525 | 16 Comments

Recommended Read No Sympathy for Lilly Black

Saturday the 23rd, September 2012 ~I seek revenge on the sons of Adam. As reported to us by the sole survivor of last night's massacre. These were the chilling, deranged words allegedly spoken by the Equinox Killer, the blogosphere has simply dubbed as, Lilly Black. This is Red Alert News at Eleven with Dennis Thomson. Good evening ladies and Gentlemen I'm Dennis Thomson. 'Lilly...

Added 20 Sep 2013 | Category Supernatural | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 7,437 | 18 Comments

Recommended Read Stars and Clouds

Ethan   Ethan, dressed in just a pair of swim trunks and a bathrobe, walked to the lavishly decorated clubhouse of his gated community. He nodded at Theo, the night watchman, before entering. The pool room was indoors, heated, and most importantly, empty at midnight.  Ethan plugged his phone into a tiny speaker and hit play. He removed his robe and jumped into the pool. He tried to...

Added 07 Apr 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 4,047 | 23 Comments

Recommended Read Coffee, Cards and a Cabin

"It was so nice of you to have me and Tyler join you guys up here for the weekend! We really appreciate it," Brooke said to Amy, holding her cup of coffee close to her lips to protect against the chilly bite of the Sierra Nevada breeze before taking a sip. "Jacob and I have been up here so often, just the two of us, that we decided that this year we wanted some company and who better than...

Added 26 Nov 2011 | Category Taboo | Votes 59 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 10,078 | 26 Comments

Recommended Read One Thing Leads to Another: Rumble Pussy

"Get the big boner ready because I've got a shit-load of water and some bull-rider," Christine said into her cell phone, explaining to Maria that she wished for her to clean their large bong because she possesses really good marijuana and a lot of time to kill. Maria looked up from her text book and asked, "You coming by now? Like, right-now-right-now?" "Yeah." "But, I'm studying." ...

Added 01 Feb 2012 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 54 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 13,060 | 23 Comments

One Thing Leads to Another: Semen is Mostly Sugar?

Christine took a quick glance at the clock hanging over Mr. Vasiliev's desk. Fuck, only 2:15. I can't take 45 more minutes of Mr. V's class. Is Maria still meeting me after school? I hope she wants to get something to eat... Christine's mind wondered. Christine discreetly took her phone out of her backpack and slowly moved it to her lap out of Mr. Vasiliev's view. She opened her...

Added 13 Apr 2010 | Category Anal | Votes 75 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 31,934 | 18 Comments

Stories Coauthored By Magical_felix

M.Felix/Sprite present: Whores, Lies, and Sinker

Friday 8:36 AM Charlotte knelt on the king-sized bed, her slender legs parted, her soft white ass nestled between her thighs as she went about the task of folding laundry. She quietly hummed while listening to the shower door slide open, glancing once towards the bathroom as she deftly folded a pair of green lace panties. She listened for the sound of the electric shaver, smiling...

Added 08 Sep 2011 | Category Lesbian | Votes 72 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 13,557 | 37 Comments

Sin and Absolution

Sin  My name is Michael and I am a servant of God. This was not how I imagined my life when I was a young man. Clara. Clara was her name. Beautiful Clara. We were like oil and water as children. As teenagers we were inseparable. By the time we hit twenty we had always felt like we were born to be together, forever. I scraped together what money I had and bought her the nicest ring I...

Added 02 May 2015 | Category Taboo | Views 23,844 | 31 Comments

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