About Magical_felix


In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty babes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

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Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
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Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
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Topic: What is gender queer? Where do you fall? A conversation starter.
Posted: 27 May 2018 00:27

Im andhervagine or whatever that was because I like her ass and her vagine.

Topic: Texas School Shooting
Posted: 24 May 2018 09:31


You may want to rethink that... I went to visitfinland.com and this was the first thing that showed.


Topic: Underrated movie
Posted: 23 May 2018 20:39

I think Alexander by Oliver Stone was extremely underrated with critics acting like it was the worst movie of the year. Lots of the criticism doesn't even make sense, like the complaints about the accents... Like what does a Macedonian accent sound like? They'd have to just make one up and that would have been ridiculous.

Topic: Texas School Shooting
Posted: 22 May 2018 23:30

You think polar bears know about the arctic circle?

There are literally three polar bears in Finland. They are in a zoo.

Topic: Texas School Shooting
Posted: 22 May 2018 18:37

Here's the deal Felix.

First, save the "sorry." Shove it where the sun don't shine. I don't believe it for a minute. I've seen you try to rip the hide off of too many of our fellow Lush members without the least bit of compassion or remorse.

Second, about the school kids and polar bears in Finland story, I was told that story by a good friend who is from Finland. I did refer to him as my Suomi friend I believe. Finland <=> Suomi, get it?

The major ethnic group and the dominant language in Finland are both called Suomi. The name of the country that we call Finland in English, in the Suomi language, is, surprise, surprise, Suomi. Now, I don't know about you Felix, but I tend to trust my friends. At the time we were swapping stories with a varying level of contact with reality over a table of beer bottles, many of which had somehow become quite empty during the discussion. Regardless, I didn't double check his story because I default to trusting my friends. I had no idea he was pulling my leg. His poker skills are quite phenomenal.

Perhaps you're more prone to googling stuff your friends tell you.

If so, perhaps you need more trustworthy friends.

And that's all I have to say about that.

My friend in Mexico told me he arms his kids with shotguns for the walk to school because of the huge chupacabra threat out there. I was like oh okay I believe that. Just kidding I didn’t say that because that what would be STUPID AS FUCK

Topic: Is it OK to sexualize violence?
Posted: 22 May 2018 11:35

I be like, suck my dick or I’ll blow your brains out.

Topic: Texas School Shooting
Posted: 22 May 2018 11:13

Ah, yes! Some of you are still hung up on The Great Suomi Polar Bear Caper.

As an update to those of you still following that one, my Suomi friend with the weird sense of humor apologized with a case of Plevnan Siperia Imperial Stout. So like a lot of things in life, there was a mixture of good with the bad.

Yes, it's really good beer.

No Felix, you ain't getting any.

P.S. Sprite, the giant panda isn't really even a bear. They're more of a really big raccoon but where a raccoon has hands with opposable thumbs and might be able to pick up and operate a gun, the giant panda does not.

Really cute meme though.

Sorry I tend to not respect what people say after they come at me with such foolishness. Like, you weren’t even joking or being sarcastic. You honestly believed Finnish people had their children walking to school in polar bear hunting grounds... you believed that. It’s so asinine.

Topic: Texas School Shooting
Posted: 22 May 2018 11:05

Guns are tangible, inherent violent tendencies in humans is not.

We can’t do anything about the problem because half the country thinks that we should cure violent tendencies before doing anything else. It’s absurd.

Topic: Texas School Shooting
Posted: 22 May 2018 10:51

I understand what you're saying. If I may though... if your roof leaks after a rain, and you notice it's leaking... you don't NOT fix it and hope that the weather remains dry for eternity. People and society are basically the same thing, at least in my mind. Likewise, the leak (on a physical part of the house) and the house are the same thing.

I'm not saying "guns don't kill people". I agree, the "the causes" is often what people on the right will say, then do nothing or say nothing. Or maybe they say it but no one on the left is listening. Could be a little of both. I'm certainly past (not that I ever thought it was worth a damn) on "thoughts and prayers". That's what folks say when they can't be bothered to give a damn but want to look sympathetic. Most of those folks probably never actually sent up a prayer about the shooting du jour.

I'm trying really hard to not come across as a gun defender, because I'm not defending guns. As someone who is a little more centrist than most folks on Lush (a little left of center but still right of many here) I see that both "sides" are too dug in to even consider the opposing view has ANY merit. We have one group on one side "it's all about the guns" while the extreme on the other side is "it's all about the people".... both are shouting at each other across an ever widening chasm. I don't think it's unreasonable for both sides to try to find some middle ground and accept that both sides have some degree of merit. Speak about their position while listening to the other position and come together for a solution. Or at least an attempt at a solution. Maybe it's that agreement comes in at a 70/30 concensus or 50/40 or 75/25 or 50/50... anything would be better than 0/0.

That's all i'm saying. Conversation that turns into action instead of two sides trying to convince the other that they're 100% wrong.

Somewhere along the line a mutation started to form in you, and not a cool one like the X-Men. One were a bone started to grow in your brain.

Topic: Texas School Shooting
Posted: 22 May 2018 10:48

Gun ownership activists are doing just that: holding up the Constitution like a shield and saying that "Shall not be infringed" means no regulation.

Gun control activists are not. They're talking about bump stocks, high capacity magazines, and specific types of guns, typically used in a military setting.

I'm on the side of gun control activists. Their position is actually the moderate one, IMO.

He didn’t specify who was side A...

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