About Magical_felix

In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty hoes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

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Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
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Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
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All sorts.
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Topic: Do people believe in Destiny?
Posted: 21 Aug 2016 21:55

Yep, that's the Destiny I know. Now I know why she's sporting a new Felix the Cat tattoo on her ankle. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/occasion14.gif" alt="occasion5">

That must be Chastity, Destiny has matching Felix paws on the tittays.

Topic: Starting forum Threads
Posted: 21 Aug 2016 02:42

This is so meta.

Topic: Do people believe in Destiny?
Posted: 20 Aug 2016 20:43

Yeah, she charges 20 bucks a song, 60 bucks for a private and 300 for a blowjob.

Just don't ask if Destiny is her real name.

Topic: February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted: 18 Aug 2016 18:29

I would have said the same thing until some years ago, but I'm starting to believe that the Clintons are closer to the Underwoods than we'd like to admit. The main alternative seems to be a ginger Berlusconi clone, with probably an even bigger ego and less diplomatic skills.

What have you folks gotten yourself, and the world, into?! The US Titanic seems destined for an iceberg in November.

Hillary is no Claire. Please...puhlease.

Topic: Contact after date
Posted: 17 Aug 2016 14:48

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4"> The pussy beggars doling out sage dating ritual advice.

By all means, call him, chase him, give your new dating partner an inflated sense of his importance to you and at best end up with a guy who always makes you contact him - or end up with a guy who is quite happy to let you make the decisions.

I guess if you're into either of those scenarios, follow the lead of the cat.

Sounds like someone doesn't get very many calls...

I understand you come from an era where a phone call was a big deal, you actually had to get to a phone and stand by it. Nowadays we all have phones in our pockets. Making calls and sending texts is not a big deal anymore. It's weird not to call now. It's not the 70's anymore, doofus.

You saying men get an inflated sense of importance if a woman calls first just means you don't get very many, if any, post date call backs. You don't even know how to interpret it. A call just means "hey, I like you let's hang out again." But you're such an idiot that you view relations between men and woman as who has the upper hand after each interaction. That's why you're a single, old, angry, pathetic excuse for a man.

Topic: Contact after date
Posted: 16 Aug 2016 23:07

First date went well. Or I thought, now 2 days later and no contact. What's the rule of thumb ? Should I move on ?

If you like him just call him. You have nothing to lose. He may also be trying not to appear too eager. It is a shame for something to slip through your fingers because you are both trying to play it cool.

It's always awesome to me to get a call or a text from a girl the same night I met her. It breaks all the weird tension from those supposed dating rules. The most important thing in the end is your attraction to each other and calling too early or too late isn't going to change how attracted you are to him and he is to you. Just call him.

Topic: Contact after date
Posted: 16 Aug 2016 23:04

If you call him first, you risk giving him the idea that you think he's the total shiznit. Even though you might think that.

Resist. Make him call you. You want a man who recognizes a good thing and pursues it/her...don't you? This might sound traditional, old-fashioned or just plain out of touch with the times.

I'm just saying, from the POV of a man who's made plenty of 1st calls after 1st dates that ended well enough and I thought I saw a good enough 'thing' to make the effort to show I was interested in asking for a 2nd date.

If he doesn't call... consider that you dodged a bullet and proceed forward with your life. He wasn't the shiznit after all.

You're an idiot.

Topic: Danielle X's What's the Odd One Out Quiz - A prize to the winner!
Posted: 16 Aug 2016 11:18


yeah yeah haha

Topic: Danielle X's What's the Odd One Out Quiz - A prize to the winner!
Posted: 16 Aug 2016 01:55

Depends how you define brand. Maybe could have found a better word but they are not just generic liquors. They are specific to a region or place or in the case of a Guinness, a traditional brand. Sherry isn't just fortified wine, it has to be made in the vicinity of Jerez.

Anyway if you don't like the answers you can go stick em where the sun don't shine!
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Well... I define brand much like the rest of the English speaking world does.

Brand ( noun ) a type of product manufactured by a particular company under a particular name.

That would mean Guinness is the only one that is actually a brand. Guinness is a brand of Irish ale.

Champagne isn't a brand but Dom Pérignon is. Dom Pérignon is a brand of champagne.

You pointing out sherry is similar to cognac or champagne in that it needs to be made in a certain region only fortifies my point that it's not a brand since any company can slap their brand or label on a sherry as long as it follows the rules of how it's produced. I had already stated that twice (with cognac and champagne) but I didn't want to beat you over the head with it, but yes, you pointed out that sherry is also not a brand, it's a fortified wine made in or near Jerez, not a brand

Plus Chardonnay isn't specific to a region. You can grow Chardonnay anywhere and call it Chardonnay. It originated in Bordeaux but it does not need to be grown there. Chardonnay grapes are grown all over the world and made into wine. That wine varietal is Chardonnay then you put a label on it with a specific name for your Chardonnay and that would be the brand.

I mean you can say your interpretation of 2+2 is 5 but when you're running a contest you should probably use 4.

But it's your contest so you can make up your own answers. But at least one of your "winners" answered Guinness which is the right answer even though his reasoning is off. It's still the right answer. But again it's your contest so you can make up whatever answers you want. But they aren't correct in this specific one and it changes the outcome. But again, it's your contest and nothing serious is at stake.

Topic: Danielle X's What's the Odd One Out Quiz - A prize to the winner!
Posted: 15 Aug 2016 16:17

And the answers...


Absinthe - not a brand

Hmmm... I think you screwed this one up Danielle.

Chardonnay, for example, isn't a "brand" it is a varietal.

Sherry isn't a brand either. It's a fortified wine that comes in many brands or labels.

Cognac isn't a brand either. It's a variety of Brandy made in Cognac, France in a very specific way using certain grapes. Same with Champagne (must be made in Champagne, France in a certain way with certain grapes)

The answer should be Guinness because that is the only one that is a brand.

I guess absinthe can be the answer too but not because it is not a brand but because it contains wormwood. But really the answer should be Guinness because it would be the most correct because absinthe also comes in many brands or labels.

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