About Magical_felix

Biography

In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty babes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

Name:
Jack
Sex:
Male 
Age:
35
Sign:
Scorpio
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
California
Local Time:
24 Jun 2017 07:08
Interests:
Pulling things out of my bag-O-tricks
Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
Favorite Authors:
Magical_felix
Favorite Movies:
Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.

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Topic: Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted: 23 Jun 2017 15:28

Actually... carrying a gun increases your chances of being shot, by a lot. Be it accidental, suicide or by another gun carrier you would not have normally confronted if you didn't feel emboldened by your own firearm.

Here is a short article about a study they did on it.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newscientist.com/article/dn17922-carrying-a-gun-increases-risk-of-getting-shot-and-killed/amp/

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 23 Jun 2017 00:52



Well, it seems that not only is this an issue for Jack, but a few others as well. And there is appears to be a serial commenter who comments and deletes their comments. Except for the two sentences in his post, I do agree with Jack, there is no need to know if a comment is deleted.

As to his last two sentences... if Jack hates RRs and "perfect scores" so much... maybe he should request his RRs be removed and make all his stories unscorable. I'm sure Nicola or another Senior Mod can do this for him.

You forgot to preface this with "I have jack blocked, I care not what he says... BUT to no fault of my own I ACCIDENTALLY read jacks comments and am compelled to reply even though do not want to. I am replying against my will."

Lol... you bray like an ass!

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 21 Jun 2017 18:06

Why is there a feature that sends you alerts to your personal email that a certain member has deleted all their comments off your oeuvre? Seems like a feature designed to create beef.

It actually says which member did it. Kinda puts them on blast... also kinda spotlights the pettiness of the scoring and commenting on lush. That's why unimaginative, talentless authors have perfect scores and RRs and all that bullshit. It's a circle jerk.

Topic: underage character question
Posted: 21 Jun 2017 11:58

Okay.

"Disgusting subject" seems a little strong, it is a PG-13 situation at best, a boy wanting to look at a Playboy (and not even getting to, beyond a turned down page flap), but I understand the reasoning. No need to bash, however. It's not disgusting. It's probably a nearly universal experience.

I'll still write it. I just won't submit it here (or the blue site).

Why would you want to write about a 12 year old getting a boner from a dirty mag... the subject itself is fairly standard but you wanting to write a whole story about it is super weird.

Can you imagine? Verbal sitting there pecking away at his keyboard, he gets up to make himself a sandwich and while he's away you take a look at what he writing about... lol

Topic: Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted: 20 Jun 2017 17:39



Doesn't he already have that job?

I have plenty of fun every time you and the babies cry about me being mean and that the block isn't helping.

Topic: Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted: 19 Jun 2017 21:43



I mean. He's gotta point. And I don't give anyone credit for nuthin.



The design around the words "the dark" in your signature looks like a nose. That's all I ever focus on when I see your sig. A nose. I'm tempted to read it just to see if it's about a hooker that needs coke or something. Just to see if the design of your sig makes sense.

Topic: Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted: 19 Jun 2017 21:39

So...

A little back ground, first.

As you know, Gav has been not only our main tech monkey, but our only tech monkey since the sites inception. It's been suggested, on occasion, that it would be nice to get him help - perhaps a sexy assistant, or savvy tech monkey Junior or even a wee magical fairy girl with a bit of knowledge around techy stuff. Every time, he's replied with "Any one touches anything, I'll feed 'em to the Kangas. Now, plunk that Sprite girl into my monkey cave so I can have a go at her bottom with my digeridoo." (some things are best left unspoken of).

Recently, however, Gav's load has gotten pretty crazy, so, in order to preserve the pristine code that he's implemented while still keeping the improvements coming, he came up with a solution: an upgrade. We're calling him Gav 2.0 although, he insists that we call him Emperor Gav to his face (except for me - he makes me call him "Master Gav" while prostrating myself naked at his feet and cleaning his armor with my tongue until it shines. Really not sure what that's all about, but apparently, it's in his contract - gonna have to have a work with Nicola one of these days...

Couple this with the fact that our facility in Scotsdale, AZ, has become cramped. There's just too many mods these days and they're all tripping over each other to the point of not being able to get much down. It didn't help that Ruthie burned down the east wing where my office resides, either. She claims it was an accident, but there is actual video footage of her lobbing a molotov cocktail through my picture window while extending her middle finger and crying out "Take that, you nazi bitch!" Remind me to revoke her drinking privledges...

So, long story short, we needed a new locale. Gav 2.0... Sorry. Master Gav... *lick lick lick* come up with a solution that none of us had even considered, sparking off a new, and incredibly expensive new project (hint hint) that sort of took a few strange turns and resulted in...

LushStories 4D! we bypassed 3D and virtual reality and conquered time and space, building several new offices (i'll post photos soon, for those interested) in varied locations throughout the space-time continuum.

What does that mean for me, the lush user, you may ask. Several things. With time travel, your stories should be modded faster. In fact, it will be possible to publish stories before they are even written. Also, we will be opening membership for anyone past, present, and future, as well as those from distant planets (the main lush office is currently orbiting Alpha Centari in the year 2392.

A few other things. As soon as the dust settles a little, we will be creating a new section that deals with the 4D aspect of lush that will keep you updated on changes, new staffing, and new features. Hopefully the launch will be relatively smooth, in the mean time, thanks for your patience (except for Hannah, who's patience was close to non-existance!) and I hope you enjoy the new site!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/5hfYJsQAhl0

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 15 Jun 2017 19:45



careful what you ask for - you'd never be able to post again.

#roasted

Topic: What's your writing practice?
Posted: 14 Jun 2017 01:02

Unfortunately, I need complete isolation and deprivation of the senses to write. The stuff I am most happy with happens when It's my only outlet.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 13 Jun 2017 22:32

I'm not sure this is a "fixable" thing, but I have spent substantial time and energy on a collaboration, partly to knock out a collab but mostly to help the person with whom I was collaborating submit his first story.

Unfortunately, this person ...long story short, he sent a rather cryptic message about our relationship (what relationship, now?) and how he couldn't handle it (what, again, now?) so now I'm stuck with a story that I spent hours weedwhacking and messing with and otherwise devoting energy to, energy that could have been directed elsewhere, and fuck if I know what to do with it. I don't believe that it would be ethical to submit it solely under my own name, but I'm pretty sure that if I submit it as a collab, he'll not agree to be named as a co-author.

Options? Right now it looks like "forget it exists" and "submit as collab knowing co-author will refuse" are my only options. Just want some kind of reassurance that these are, in fact, my only options.

That's hilarious really.

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