25 Aug 2016 10:15
I got the honey if you got the funny
08 Aug 2016 15:48
30 Jul 2016 11:14
29 Jun 2016 22:41
One of my gorgeous friends woke up with half of her face paralyzed. Fucking Bell's Palsy. She is such a fun and lively person that has never hurt or done anything to anyone to deserve something like that to happen. Her beauty is one of the only fucking things she has and then this happens to her. Like this world is so fucked up. This is why I don't believe in God and if there is a God why does he do shit like this. And don't tell me it's a test, we ain't in school motherfucker. Every thing is fucked and life can be so pointless sometimes. Like seriously be thankful for what you have everyday because it could be gone tomorrow.
25 Jun 2016 09:14
I'm going to a "white" party today but instead of wearing all white I am going to dress really white. Like with cargo shorts, birkinstocks and like a friends t shirt if I can find one before tonight.
24 Jun 2016 22:13
The Neon Demon was awesome but don't go watch it, you won't like it.
24 Jun 2016 09:13
They really need to come up with a cooler name for our second moon than "2016 HO3".
21 Jun 2016 15:41
Dick pics are so hard to take without a wide angle lense.
18 Jun 2016 11:23
i feel like a sex panther right now
17 Jun 2016 23:42
Small boobs are the BEST
11 Jun 2016 15:00
I never get tired of this song.
08 Jun 2016 23:39
05 Jun 2016 09:08
Buy me Best Coast tickets and I'll love you forever ~
03 Jun 2016 16:29
30 May 2016 13:59
Take care of young people. Help them with time, wisdom and money. It's hard to be young and American right now.
11 May 2016 23:10
08 May 2016 08:57
Call your mothers.
04 May 2016 15:02
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
28 Apr 2016 19:07
I met Kevin Smith and when we shook hands he sniffed it to make sure I wasn't stink palming him. So fucking cool.
25 Apr 2016 00:29
I wish I knew who it was that called trinket a used tampon. lol
30 Mar 2016 11:58
23 Mar 2016 02:26
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15 Feb 2016 22:52