magical_felix's Blog Entries

23 Jun 2011 18:17

22 Jun 2011 15:38

Push back the square, now that you need her...

...but you don't, so there you go.

19 Jun 2011 11:23

16 Jun 2011 22:55

It's a mechanical bull, at number one... He'll take a ride, from anyone... Everyone wants a ride, pulls away...

15 Jun 2011 16:02

14 Jun 2011 19:40

13 Jun 2011 17:15

09 Jun 2011 14:14

It's about time for...

...a very thorough cleaning.

08 Jun 2011 22:44

Little known sexual act of the day: To Superman a ho

The act of supermaning a ho is to fuck her in the doggy style position and pulling out so you can cum on her back. You then tell her it's cool to just lay on her back as you will be changing the sheets. When she wakes up in the morning and the cum has dried, the sheet will be stuck to her back. It will appear as if she is wearing cape. Just like superman.

06 Jun 2011 07:01

04 Jun 2011 06:42

03 Jun 2011 20:20

But wait! I got something to say!

I promise it will be good!

02 Jun 2011 17:35

Supporting those single moms.

Its a good thing to do.

02 Jun 2011 12:11

Be careful! That's Fosachi you're stepping on!

Versace? You don't even know how to spell Versace.


31 May 2011 09:45

The hills are alive...

...with the sound of fucks.

30 May 2011 05:52

28 May 2011 08:50

27 May 2011 16:36

Ever just get the urge to go fishing?

26 May 2011 16:57

Likewise, grit...

26 May 2011 16:31

You're right, bad doggies just need a little discipline. I can handle that.

26 May 2011 16:26

There's bad doggies... some bite.

26 May 2011 16:06

Depends... I might play through the pain. Depending on the doggy.

26 May 2011 15:57

Maybe mr. anti-doggystyle has a bad back?

25 May 2011 12:58

Call it stalking, lurking or creeping about...

20 May 2011 20:51

19 May 2011 06:46

This won't do. What's the matter with you? All it takes is faith and trust. Oh! And something I forgot... Dust! Yep, just a little bit of pixie dust. Now, think of the happiest things. It's the same as having wings and we'll fly home.

18 May 2011 19:02

So you're saying you want to read the best poem ever written? Click down below and behold the magical words of anal heart.

16 May 2011 06:42

Sometimes a sweet apple will grow on a sour apple tree.

10 May 2011 16:10

09 May 2011 18:16

Man: Do you believe in karma?

Other Man: Karma's justice without the satisfaction. I don't believe in justice.