26 May 2011 16:06
Depends... I might play through the pain. Depending on the doggy.
26 May 2011 15:57
Maybe mr. anti-doggystyle has a bad back?
25 May 2011 12:58
Call it stalking, lurking or creeping about...
20 May 2011 20:51
19 May 2011 06:46
This won't do. What's the matter with you? All it takes is faith and trust. Oh! And something I forgot... Dust! Yep, just a little bit of pixie dust. Now, think of the happiest things. It's the same as having wings and we'll fly home.
16 May 2011 06:42
Sometimes a sweet apple will grow on a sour apple tree.
10 May 2011 16:10
09 May 2011 18:16
Man: Do you believe in karma?
Other Man: Karma's justice without the satisfaction. I don't believe in justice.
08 May 2011 20:50
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
04 May 2011 22:17
28 Apr 2011 06:48
24 Apr 2011 19:16
By the time I realized it, I had already swung the bat. My palms still sting.
23 Apr 2011 17:35
20 Apr 2011 15:28
19 Apr 2011 10:11
10 Apr 2011 10:14
I'm the one who taught Dr. Dre how to play Cocks and Quarters. Can you believe he'd never played Cocks and Quarters?
06 Apr 2011 07:03
I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge...
29 Mar 2011 08:46
You! You fight that fight, and when you're fightin' you feel all right!
14 Mar 2011 20:06
The devil is in the details... Even angels know that deep down in their hearts... And their asses.
10 Mar 2011 22:28
There's only one thing I know how to do.
08 Mar 2011 19:07
Anus Nin? I'll have to look her up! Sounds like a fun girl!
06 Mar 2011 21:54
Candy makes you dandy...
03 Mar 2011 14:03
Even when my bar is empty I can always count on my regular to keep me afloat.
26 Feb 2011 14:08
Aqua velva motherfucker? I'll take that as a compliment.
22 Feb 2011 13:04
I eat the pussy, I eat the ass, I eat every damn thing!
19 Feb 2011 14:51
Yeah... I realize do you?
19 Feb 2011 14:46
You're so fucking creepy it's unbelievable...