It's about time for...
...a very thorough cleaning.
Little known sexual act of the day: To Superman a ho
The act of supermaning a ho is to fuck her in the doggy style position and pulling out so you can cum on her back. You then tell her it's cool to just lay on her back as you will be changing the sheets. When she wakes up in the morning and the cum has dried, the sheet will be stuck to her back. It will appear as if she is wearing cape. Just like superman.
But wait! I got something to say!
I promise it will be good!
Supporting those single moms.
Its a good thing to do.
Be careful! That's Fosachi you're stepping on!
Versace? You don't even know how to spell Versace.
F-O...Sachi!
The hills are alive...
...with the sound of fucks.
Ever just get the urge to go fishing?
You're right, bad doggies just need a little discipline. I can handle that.
There's bad doggies... some bite.
Depends... I might play through the pain. Depending on the doggy.
Maybe mr. anti-doggystyle has a bad back?
Call it stalking, lurking or creeping about...
This won't do. What's the matter with you? All it takes is faith and trust. Oh! And something I forgot... Dust! Yep, just a little bit of pixie dust. Now, think of the happiest things. It's the same as having wings and we'll fly home.
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Sometimes a sweet apple will grow on a sour apple tree.
Man: Do you believe in karma?
Other Man: Karma's justice without the satisfaction. I don't believe in justice.
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
By the time I realized it, I had already swung the bat. My palms still sting.