magical_felix's Blog Entries

Depends... I might play through the pain. Depending on the doggy.

26 May 2011 16:06

Maybe mr. anti-doggystyle has a bad back?

26 May 2011 15:57

Call it stalking, lurking or creeping about...

25 May 2011 12:58

20 May 2011 20:51

This won't do. What's the matter with you? All it takes is faith and trust. Oh! And something I forgot... Dust! Yep, just a little bit of pixie dust. Now, think of the happiest things. It's the same as having wings and we'll fly home.

19 May 2011 06:46

So you're saying you want to read the best poem ever written? Click down below and behold the magical words of anal heart.



http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/magical-alley-cat.aspx

18 May 2011 19:02

Sometimes a sweet apple will grow on a sour apple tree.

16 May 2011 06:42

10 May 2011 16:10

Man: Do you believe in karma?

Other Man: Karma's justice without the satisfaction. I don't believe in justice.

09 May 2011 18:16

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.

08 May 2011 20:50

04 May 2011 22:17

28 Apr 2011 06:48

By the time I realized it, I had already swung the bat. My palms still sting.

24 Apr 2011 19:16

23 Apr 2011 17:35

20 Apr 2011 15:28

19 Apr 2011 10:11

I'm the one who taught Dr. Dre how to play Cocks and Quarters. Can you believe he'd never played Cocks and Quarters?

10 Apr 2011 10:14

I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge...

06 Apr 2011 07:03

You! You fight that fight, and when you're fightin' you feel all right!

29 Mar 2011 08:46

The devil is in the details... Even angels know that deep down in their hearts... And their asses.

14 Mar 2011 20:06

There's only one thing I know how to do.

10 Mar 2011 22:28

Anus Nin? I'll have to look her up! Sounds like a fun girl!

08 Mar 2011 19:07

Candy makes you dandy...

06 Mar 2011 21:54

Even when my bar is empty I can always count on my regular to keep me afloat.

03 Mar 2011 14:03

Aqua velva motherfucker? I'll take that as a compliment.

26 Feb 2011 14:08

I eat the pussy, I eat the ass, I eat every damn thing!

22 Feb 2011 13:04

Yeah... I realize do you?

19 Feb 2011 14:51

You're so fucking creepy it's unbelievable...

19 Feb 2011 14:46